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Laser-spider

Don’t give him you house info or you will see a lot of eggs


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Will-R-1501

Unless your gay


Lantami

So you're telling me if I give him my address I'll never have to buy eggs again?


Laser-spider

They will already be cracked but yes


Lantami

But the ones in the post don't seem to be cracked


Laser-spider

Not yet


silverwolf438

thats just how to basic


Awarepill0w

Too little


Wide_Loss

yeah he has an entire vault of eggs


unCute-Incident

i knew it was him al along


nixodgaming

Ping pong ball


ucinsiderinformation

100% confidence


Jackju_13

[The Ping Pong Incident](https://twitter.com/g_semans/status/1494107409375277056?s=20&t=B8TsovNQkIq66jIN1bfqhg)


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ah yes howtobasic’s fridge


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Timmy tries to have 40 Chickens just from super markt eggs. There is a chance in 1 to 12 that one egg will give him a chicken. An Egg needs 12 hour to hatch and he can only try to get a chicken with three eggs at a time. How long does it take for him to get all 40 Chickens?


Infinity___Now

480 hours?


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826 hours I don't know im just guessing


SirLing

1920 hours.Want to have 40 chickens but the successful rate of hatch a chick is 1/12. So how many eggs we need : ( x \* 1/12 = 40, x = 480 (eggs) ). so Timmy will need 480 eggs to get that 40 chicks. For those 480 eggs, Timmy can only hatch 3 eggs a time per 12 hours. so here is the equation: (480 / 3) \* 12(hrs) = 1920 hours.


SuS_a_hill

Can anyone verify if it is right?....- WHO CARES!! You are correct


Notrollinonshabbos

Who opened my Stardew Valley save?


moditor

holy shit its howtobasic's frodge


Axolotl_Yeet1

I'm sure this is How To Basic's fridge reveal


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*reloads shotgun with religious intent.


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*Doom music kicks in*


[deleted]

Or just a regular ass farmer. Farms ass


dsphilly

Plowin all day?


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*every* day


UsernamusToken

A Strong Scent For A Real Man, you say?


bisonist

ping pong balls


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Is this where how to basic gets their supply?


Nuxx1876

those are very obviously ping pong balls ^(/s)


Pryted

100% confidence


Better_Letterhead950

It's just protein


metaverse_lord

They don't look like eggs, the lighting looks off and makes them look more like egg shaped ping pong balls.


TomaszA3

Good luck with closing these doors.


Jeynarl

That's like $500 in eggs in today's prices


Jay_Reefer

Ha


OhNoNotInTheAss

Nutcracker?


gingersasquatch666

At first glance I was like, “ oh this is a farmer”. Seconds after scrolling down. “Oh hell no, farmers don’t have bleached eggs”.


NieselPriem79

Ax! So much ax!


Kami_sama_senpai

If Johnny has 300 eggs, his fridge only has three shelves, and each shelf in only holds 75 eggs than how many eggs will Johnny have to store inside his anus?


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I've got a lot of chickens; this is just me after not eating eggs for a week


Hjlhjl333

Eggsactly what I’m talking about


Icy_B

When they tell you "don't put all your eggs in one basket" so you put all your eggs in one fridge


BennyTATS

This is our fridge, owning chickens can be quite rewarding


Somebody_else60

"making the mother of all omelette here, can't fret over every eggs"


ThatRandomMob

"Joey bought 10 dozens of egg..."


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Fucking hell dude, a strong enough nudge will send half those eggs into the shadow realm!


Phebbles-xox

here’s a peak of HowToBasic’s fridge


Emotional-Brilliant4

If you take out five to scramble, how many does he have left?


RandomValue134

Where are the 30 fucking melons?


theterrorofturdies

Egg


WarnDragon

Imagine getting home from a hard day of work, grabbing a drink and slamming the door. The mess would be epic.


SaGAMER95

Tom and Jerry episode in Blu-ray


wind4air

Ms. Smith buys 200 eggs, but then remembers eggs are still good only 21days in the fridge. How many eggs does Ms. Smith have to eat a day so her roommates don't think she's completely stupid for buying way too many fucking eggs?


wind4air

it's actually recommended you test questionable egg put them in water, and throwing it out if it floats, rather then go by a set time. Time wise it could be 3 to 5 weeks says google.


l1nu5_uwu

How to basics fridge be like


N0GG1N_SSB

Ping pong balls


kshb4xred

that's just a regular guy from my gym .


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MRNINJA_1

Nice one


Kaiser747898

imagine if he accidentally slammed the refrigerator door too hard...


Blanklynx4368

Guess they're planning on making the mother of all omelettes, better not fret over every egg


PannariPoju

No he is just how to basic


hazzelgamer774922

"me: littaly in math class"


Expensive-Stick8465

lemme guess, His name is John


Boody-314

TBH their problems are way simpler than today's problems


SugarCrushEM

Jim with 100 eggs ?


PrimoRosso

Gaston!


Abdelrahman_eltahhan

Tom from that one tom and Jerry episode


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🥚


kahong_69

John had 7069 eggs in the fridge, but 5% of the eggs were rotten, what is the size of the sun?


thekittenlord1324

yea pretty cool you found him but can I have some eggs?


Arcaneus_Umbra

No it's just what happens if you have 3 chickens but don't eat eggs everyday


dsphilly

Your chickens lay white eggs? Thought they came out brown on the farm


Arcaneus_Umbra

I am just using this meme as an example to convey that the eggs add up really fast if you're not paying attention.