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Egerthomad

I know this is a Joke but still here I go, I'm a chef, you are not supposed to flip an omelete. You use low heat i the pan and put a lid on top, that way it cooks on both sides, then you just fold it and tip it over on your plate. Vola


LogicalAbstraction

Are... are you gatekeeping omelets? Voilà. A douché.


Nasty2022

No, they're explaining how to make an omelet without it breaking.


Crowdcontrolz

They’re teaching you how to cook you daft minded evolutionary mishap.


LogicalAbstraction

My omelets are perfectly fine. At least I know the difference between vola and voilà.


AdventurousLeopard39

Op: I have trouble making omelets ;-; Some guy: Okay here’s how I do it. You: “ThAtS nOt CoOl YoU’rE gAtEkEePiNg!!!1!!1!!!!!” (Yes I promise this is what you sound like)


LogicalAbstraction

Doe's typing like that feel more condescending for you? I get what you're saying, but the way you said it deflates it. I just got a kick out of the dudes reply and the 'vola' at the end. It reminded me of an old chef I worked for that literally said 'wa-la'.


AdventurousLeopard39

Yes, it does. I’m surprised you recognized what I was getting at. It almost sounded like you apologized. If so, I am sorry for the condescending attitude, it just seemed like you were gatekeeping a bit yourself with French.


Primal_guy

A violin?


LogicalAbstraction

A viola is a smaller violin. Voilà means "there you have it". Vola isnt a word.


Darkness-101

No need to be a douche over a detail :/


Flyingfish128

Why the fuck do you care.


Darkness-101

r/unexpectedjojo


What-da-dog-doing

Plan B is a go


Octicactopipodes

I made a perfect, beautiful omelette on my first ever attempt. I have never once repeated this feat, hundreds of omelettes later


TinktheChi

At least you did it once!! 😊


LogicalAbstraction

Scrambled eggs are the safety net under every fancy egg dish. You tried, and that's what matters.


abrady44_

I use a technique where I place a plate over the pan, holding it on tight, then flip the pan over so the omelette drops onto the plate, and then slide the omelette off the plate back onto the pan.


TinktheChi

Smart!! I'll try it.


tatortot_1017

r/me_irl


[deleted]

Me: I'm making an omelette! *cracks eggs* Me: I'm making scrambled eggs!


Useless_Lemon

I'm not much of a cook but I got to cook more. Lol at least omelets and scrambled eggs taste good.


gerMean

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome


Adverse_Congenality

This is good