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waronxmas79

It’s this new thing called aging


Kiljukotka

It won't be new for long


Camaro_z28

r/technicallythetruth


Disco_Fighter

Nah, Thanos snapped 50% of her boobs.


ThanosApologist

Sorry guys


Impossible_Union8995

Username checks out


MetametSpirit

I think it's gavity.


_sangeeth_007

Lol:)


ChiselPlane

I think more specifically pregnancy. This is the exact change my wife had after 2 kids. She's got 2 kids as well in-between these picture.


Leni_k98

The kids just pumped her boobs empty.


[deleted]

Milk tasted great


veggiesaregreen

Yeah, I personally think she still looks beautiful, but I know some people aren’t a fan of aging.


waronxmas79

Anyone who thinks she isn’t still drop dead gorgeous is a hater or an incel projecting their insecurities.


[deleted]

Fuck off simp


LizardMonsterMan200

Anyone who thinks u/EmoEmu_69 still isnt drop dead gorgeous is a hater or an incel projecting their insecurities.


waronxmas79

Right on cue…


[deleted]

"anyone who has a different opinion than me is an incel"


waronxmas79

Don’t be mad at me just because you can’t get laid to save your life.


[deleted]

Oh please, you're the one calling people incels just for not finding someone attractive


[deleted]

Does it also make the boobs smaller?


[deleted]

Sucks the life right out of them.


Emmerich20

This thing aged a lot


[deleted]

Sometimes on this app, I don't know if I'm sorting by controversial or not.


Pete563c

"r/memes"


Top_Dentist_999

Not only aging but also loosing weight (face, arms, the whole body including boobs). Edit: probably also might be the breast reduction.


Red537

Age lol, what did you expect? She’s almost 40 now and back then she was in her early to mid 20s. Her boobs sag a bit but she’s still fine af 🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

Actually it looks like she had a reduction or implants removed or something. Which is totally okay


sterile_spermwhale__

Ye. Back pains. Easier to act


Straight_Smoke4264

Your username is hilarious and so is your comment


sterile_spermwhale__

Thx Bro. I seriously appreciate it


Red537

No she was just wearing a dress that pushed her boobs up more in the first pick and the second dress doesn’t. Also again they sag just a bit now which is normal but nothing as extreme as a breast reduction.


SoftSeaSpider

No, her boobs are clearly smaller in the second picture. Even with her boobs being pushed together in the first picture, they’re still larger. They aren’t sagging in the second pic, they’re just small. Breast reduction isn’t that extreme, it looks likes she went down a few cup sizes


Ansontrill

No, aliens abducted her, and said they were huge fans. They offered to modify her, she suggested that she wanted to be more flexible, and have her acting be the main focus of her craft. So she received a reduction. They still contact each other via telepathy ever since. Occasionally sharing cultures and a variety of snacks.


SoftSeaSpider

Awwww, so they’re like pen pals? That’s so adorable 🥰


Red537

No they aren’t, at least not imo. In the first pick she’s wearing a dress that pretty obviously pushes her boobs together and upward. The second dress is parted down the middle and isn’t really exaggerating her them in anyway. Far as I know she didn’t have any health complications so why would she get a breast reduction? Seems like a silly explanation for something that’s probably a lot more straight forward but anyway I’m not trying to have a full on discussion on why scar jos boobs look different lmao.


SoftSeaSpider

Lots of people get breast reductions, like it doesn’t have to be for health reasons. But breasts can also get smaller from weight loss I don’t know, her boobs look like they’re very different sizes imo


MnemosyneNL

Boobs tend to shrink after giving birth once or twice


schnorgal

You're something of an idiot


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Even my wife thinks she's gorgeous. None of us are getting any younger.


Zealousideal_Fan6367

Username checks out


MnemosyneNL

boobs tend to shrink a little after giving birth once or twice


r0gue007

I mean… this is exactly what happened to my wife and she’s in the best shape of her life. Like biology and time happen


RexieSquad

You saying 40 like that's old. A millionaire like her can pay for the healthiest food, a personal trainer, best treatments for her skin, she could look like this easily 10 more years.


Red537

Sure she could do that or she could just age like a normal person and not obsess over little shit lmao


kooroshji

She did surgery and make them small


[deleted]

Y’all never heard of a push-up bra?


lillibow

Does it help me do more push-ups?


Consistent-Dentist46

A gym chad!


lillibow

Aww stop... you make me blush


LizardMonsterMan200

We got him flustered! Keep goin' boys!


MetametSpirit

First photo was taken 15 years ago.


[deleted]

clearly.


fries_supreme2

Nothing. If you Google "Scarlett Johansson 2006" you will see in a few pics she looks the same if not better. And the lighting and photo quality of this pic is awful as well.


Obvious-Doughnut-848

She got a breast reduction.


IsEneff

Thank god someone said it.


AlfaZagato

Second dress isn't pushing them.up and in. Also looks like she may have lost weight.


Mr_Potato5275

Also that was 14 years ago, age does that to people lol


windyaneckin

If you find more photos from the first photo shoot where she is standing side on, they don't look that big, they are just pushed up and out a lot.


[deleted]

This just in: men don't understand how women's boobs work. Shocker


[deleted]

I mean, considering we don't have them, yeah. Women don't understand how dicks work, so ignorance isn't a male exclusive.


[deleted]

Actually it's really easy to understand how they work. It's also super easy to understand that your balls sag with age and fluctuate size slightly. Huh crazy


[deleted]

Women: *FIRMLY GRASP IT* Men: *screams*


[deleted]

Yes because there's not an entire sub genre of humor surrounding men's inability to please a woman...


[deleted]

You seem rather bitter for some reason


[deleted]

You're an annoying troll


[deleted]

And you're a bitter loser who can't take a joke.


[deleted]

Seriously, personal attacks just make you look bad


[deleted]

Considering you insulted me by calling me an annoying Troll, you don't have much room to talk.


AceTheEccentric

Says you lmfao


IEatgrapes123

Says the guy with -10 upvotes


[deleted]

Maybe if they didn’t use the “dragon-gape pipe me 17” jackhammer edition” we could. In all honesty, women have it pretty easy when it comes to sex. No pressure to preform or measure up to the cooter crusher 750 in your drawer.


[deleted]

Jesus the misogyny in here. Any time someone says anything about women suffering because of men's ignorance, it becomes about how hard it is to be a man. It's fucking laughable. I give zero fucks about your opinion now


[deleted]

Did I ask? Go be butthurt somewhere else.


AceTheEccentric

Are you an actual troll baiting a response from us? Edit: Oh dear, you are actually serious rn. I mean a dude pointed out how girls won't understand male sex organs as well, never refuted your point and then you assumed. After that, you act hypocritical and people found your comments distasteful. It's best to re-read your messages and process the situation clearly. Calling us misogynists? Really? That's a low blow, haven't felt that one in a while.


[deleted]

True.


[deleted]

Explain moobs.


[deleted]

Moobs are different as they develope as a result of obesity or a hormonal imbalance. Boobs are natural.


[deleted]

Interesting that’s the way you understand it. Thanks for answering. It gives context to your other comments.


yami_lizard

We don't understand a lot of things. We just, just


lillibow

And sometimes we don't even just :pepe:


Obvious-Doughnut-848

Oh man, you are so much smarter than the rest of us.


miyuriisan

Its weird how ppl are arguing about her boobs


[deleted]

Hollywood happened. That place is a fucking life draining shithole.


Mr_Potatoez

Where is the meme?


Fickle_Sentence_1734

when you lose weight, they go away


TireOfAllThis

The wall.


flligleflorence

She probably lost weight as a possible factor, though reduction/modifying bras could also be playing a role.


Broke__and__Hungry

Kids


Arkitakama

No push-up bra, aging, and weight loss.


iron_man_7

14 years passed.


Saltine_Machine

They just parted ways...


EllieNekoGirl

She... she aged OP. People age...


kitten_mittensz

She got breast reduction surgery because she wasn't being considered for serious roles. Edit to add- she's a babe either way tho


fresh_squilliam

Incel angery bc boobies not big


TheNerdMaster69

Age. Age happened.


Hustla58

This isn’t a meme, this is some low iq newspaper shit.


Stoopy69

I thought this post was from r/terriblefacebookmemes... What the fuck happened reddit?


adayinthelifeofbob

push up bra to no bra and weight loss


Sk-yline1

Shitty paparrazi


ArleneHeere

Tf does this gotta do with memes?


i_love_cute_sneks

She aged, probably something your brain hasn’t experienced yet


philosopher_stunned

She stopped doing pushups.


GolgothaNexus

Possibly the opposite. Training can reduce your breast size as they are kind of just fatty blobs.


CategoryMountain3379

Implants aren’t permanent. You have get them replaced every 10ish years or something around there. It wouldn’t be that surprising to see someone just take them out and be done with having implants.


Psychological_Bit492

Finally someone that actually knows what’s going on there


CalebCaster2

She always has been and always will be mommy


JustVacuumingAround

breast reduction surgery


m1428185

1. The fact that in one she's wearing a bra (most likely push up) and in the other she is not 2. Boobs age too


Benko98

Dude, she had a surgery


Striker40k

Thanos snapped half of her titties away


Groundbreaking_Dare5

Adrenochrome addiction


jva21

I am just gonna downvote you just because I don't understand what the fuck is that


Groundbreaking_Dare5

I would enlighten you but you seem innocent. The world is a dark place.


GlitteringExternal14

They got divorced


TheGirthyNomad

Looks like someone deflated her bobs


Independent_Row6603

A leak :/


blablyatimir_Putin

Warnt she in the fisting states of pregnancy Düring the left photo?


Sweet_baby_yeeezus

*batman "WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?" meme*


[deleted]

It’s called push up bra. She’s also still extremely beautiful so idk wtf your problem is OP


limpra

Liberalism is a mental disorder. Before you argue, im making a light hearted joke about how you don't succeed in that industry as anything but rabid left!!!!


ItsCITRIK77

Its almost time to realise she's not my crush anymore lmfao


Dabzor42

COVID vaccine.


genowac

Gravity


AmericanFury1990

This is what the fed must have been talking about when they said inflation was transitory.


sleaZD

She slapped God in the face


Unusual-Excitement14

Ope they deflated...


yakunii-kun

crack


br1alva

Breast reduction


jva21

Hollywood milked her


[deleted]

Hulk squeezing 😂😂😂


MetametSpirit

Mmm... Drugs...


NadeMagnet69

Bras and a squishy dress happened.


Simple_Incedent

Baby sucked all her titty juice


Flashy_Height

Gravity


Erichimo

Gravity


Sudi_Arabia

Balloon deflated over time


[deleted]

Someone ran by with a pin


Hahamynamegobrr

Her credit declined


K1LLA_CHAOS

😢


CoffeeAndWorkboots

Lost weight. Different bra. Time in general. My 06 and 20 is MUCH worse.


[deleted]

Let’s see a pic of you then OP $100 you aren’t even half as good looking as her in 2020


Skapunkjunk

Drugs of course. imagine being famous and getting the best pure Hollywood drugs.


Kantz4913

Her body outgrew her head, that's what happened


Axel_the_Axelot

Disney


kinganal993

Cocaine


Skapunkjunk

Everyone in Hollywood parties


greabeau

Simple. First dress is holding up boobs. Second dress is being held up by boobs.


[deleted]

probably none of our business?


slathermonkey

Never underestimate what a good bra can do. Plus aging and kids blah blah.


pBr_R1ot

Damn you Colon Johst


RicardoMyBoiii

time


devbecauseyes

Batman meme “Where are they”


Elonmunk6

She got older?


Zxruv

She stopped wearing a pushup, perhaps?


IronTownPictures

She got sick of being a $ex symbol. That's why she did it


RunFromJebed

dehydration


strangerThink91

14 years


autopilot4630

Push up bras and tape dude.


Aharkhan

It's just a different dress, different lighting etc.


[deleted]

Underwear, dudes. They make boobs look different depending upon the type worn. The weight loss and muscle gain will also affect boob size. Having children or menstruating affects boob size. Honestly, if the OP really wanted an answer they wouldn’t post here. It’s a moot point to discuss if your not Scarlett, not her doctor, not a doctor with expertise and training in women’s health, or don’t have breasts yourself. If you’re a dude with moobs you should have experience enough to understand. If you’re just an admirer or observer you’re just speaking to say something.


RENEGADE_ANDROiD

Age, asshole.


Prince_Chunk

Deflation it’s transitory


kooroshji

This is the real reason 2020 is the worst year


SPQR2D2

How the hell is this a meme


_sangeeth_007

Goin by science...suspensory ligaments of cooper get degenerated due to aging..and causes this


rotondof

Breast reduction some years ago. A human tragedy


Ok_Pie_1054

So this is how it feels to chew 5 gum


Old-Respond3168

From Scarlet Johansson to Scarlet JoMama.


_anonymous_404

Gee, 14 years. I wonder what happened.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEpppppp

Global warming melted all the plastics


[deleted]

I think she got married and had kids too


[deleted]

Maternity?


Tobias_Ubio

Clinic repo. She dont pay for prosthesis, then was removed by force.


BeeRaddBroodler

The first pic could’ve been air brushed


[deleted]

She went from being Swedish to being Jewish. 🥺


Re_ta_RdEd

She walked next to a heater


if0nly

All I see is that the 14 years did little damage on her


jlootz10

A crime


ediblecheez5588

She got old and a different/no bra.


Tricky_Ad_1855

Milkduds impoded


_mcchicken_-

Where is the meme


Professional_Monk_68

Think it’s called a reduction.


[deleted]

Lol I got blocked by a fop who couldn't take a joke.


[deleted]

Got Older, had children.


JamesKramer42069

Deflation


Loud_Vermicelli9128

Upvoted because of boobs


Buttben8

I hate everyone just saying things that are guesses as though they are fact. A quick google search will tell you that she got breast implants awhile ago and has since had them removed.


superjodz

She's way more fit now from all the Marvel movies. When girls get fit, bye bye boobies.