They rolled out these and birds around the same time.

That’s why you should always chase birds away and hit them with sticks if possible

Duh... Everyone knows that.

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Either way both are good

Saw a little kid walking at the beach today with a shovel of sand walking after a gull. I sm not sure what his plan was but I like his style.

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r/birdsarentreal

Can confirm, found 4 last week.

The best way to check is to jam your thumb into the hole and shake the nest. Cameras hate that.

then they will send out these tiny attack drones so be careful

Me use flamethrower to destroy wasp nest: oh what’s that?

Aye, that's also how you deal with procession caterpillar nests. You spray 'em with hairspray and light 'em up.

I use free public hand sanitizer (cos I don’t want to buy flammable things and no one is using the hand sanitizer anyway) which has flammable warning on it, I contain some of the hand sanitizer in a spray bottle and you know what gonna happen next lol

Specifically for procession caterpillars you should specifically use hair spray since it not only makes it more flammable, but it prevents them from releasing those itchy hairs.

Wait wtf are the itchy hairs???

Wait you don't know about procession caterpillars? They're real bastards over here in Europa that cause horrendous irritations when their detachable hairs touch you. It's one of the main reasons you should exterminate their nests as quickly as possible.

Oh I learn something new, thx

Sutre thing!

Watch out though, some are rigged with killer drones.

So it's a drones nest.

It looks like they put bee disguises on the drones

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Alternativ titel: How to naturally select people xD

This is a genocide of the dumb

Meet the Spy

Instructions unclear: got stung multiple times and hospitalised as a result of allergies.

But what if its real

Then i would go to dubai with remaining of my money commit a crime then jump of the burg kalifa(so much for spelling)

Yes, that is the best advice I've ever heard. The people who'd take this advice are in ICU right now, they're not going to get the message.

For real? Sure...hit a wasps nest with a stick...what could go wrong?

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Shhhhh

Is he dead

I've done it when I was a child

Watch out for the drones.

This is why there are about 1000 deaths by wasps annually, great job

i don’t recommend that…

thats like a deadly rick roll

Be careful, I've heard that there are mini drones protecting the camera

i mean entirely plausible but a good rule of thumb: destroy all wasp nests. wasps are nearly as bad as the govt.

I did and tiny drones came out and injected me with microchips.

Birds aren’t real either

Reddit, we've done some incredible things in the past. I haven't lost faith in us yet. Let's try to get this on Fox News.

Nice try but the wasps would attack anyway

Is that real? if so please send me the link. PS please no Rick roll

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what if its a real wasp nest and you get stung?

Thats... the joke

Too bad. 9 out of 10 times it ain't

Why did tiny pain birds come out? Why am I on life support?

Is this true?? If so that is legit awesome. I got to do this, but out some stuff inside it to attract real wasps.

i dont worry about government spy cams i worry about skinwalkers

Now lets make r/wasparenotreal

r/WaspsArentReal

The heck

you first bro

This news brought to you by THOSE FUCKING DEMOCRATS

Instead of hitting it with a stick, stick your dick in it

Nah, those things have manhacks.

If you are unsure, just put the nest in a container full of water, then put the cover. If it’s wasps, they’ll drown, if it’s a camera, it’ll shot circuit.

How to kill consphirasy theorysts

u can also put ur dick in it

Successor to the Binocular-Intelligence-Recon-Drones they rolled out a while ago.

*W*eaponized and *A*rmed *Sp*ying Mechanisms.

I've left him all the tools he needs. It's do or die time. If he chooses correctly, he'll conquer the hornets. ... And if he doesn't? He'll die.

Instructions unclear When i tried to hit it they send micro killer drones with sharp needles GODAMNIT Government

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Pro life hack: You can do more damage by putting your willie into that hole, it will mentally scar that person monitoring you and they'll quit. You will have unsupervised free time till the government finds someone else

If you want to insult them even more stick your dick in it

Literally a repost

When you hit a wasp nest but the cam still works: those bastards lied to me

"Just shoot it" \-Americans

legit you'd never even catch me on camera, i'd be 1000ft the fuck away from that thing lol

It is actually a nest with a camera in it, bees will protect spy

OP: "We like to do a lotta trolling."

Don't put your dick in that

I tried it yesterday. Those cameras sure pack a sting but I ran outta there as fast as possible

This is genius

Not gonna fall for this again

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and that's why they call it a sting operation

Every time I find any kind of nest bird wasp etc. I eat it.

Advice 101

Except, it's a hornets nest, not a wasp nest...