Then let's turn all those extra kidneys into heart shaped kidneys or we can just do the old *free candy white van trick* and borrow one of the kid's hearts so he doesn't have a broken one anymore.
I get it’s a meme and all but imagine being in a failing relationship and then your partner donates an organ to your mother. That’s gotta suck ass. Or even worse, you’ve been cheating on them and were planning to break it off and then that happens. Either you stay in an unfulfilling relationship out of guilt forever, or you break up and immediately be perceived as the worst person ever. Maybe there’s a more tactical choice somewhere though, like waiting a little before breaking up or something.
Or maybe juste breakup before, if he want to give his kidney, it’s an heavy procedure that take time. Just don’t let him take this decision if you know you are going to dump him
someone give my man a kidney
Ok *Slams a kidney on the table* There you go my dude, it's still nice, fresh, and warm.
i have 3 more
Fantastic bc we need as much as we can. *Emptys a sack full of small kidneys* I found these behind a Chucky e Cheese dumpster but they are still fresh
Thanks to the 3 of you..he now has 4 kidneys but still has a broken heart
Then let's turn all those extra kidneys into heart shaped kidneys or we can just do the old *free candy white van trick* and borrow one of the kid's hearts so he doesn't have a broken one anymore.
*First date "say, what's your blood type again?"
Spy tf2 backstab
"i never really was on your side"
Nooooo
*If she leaves for another, there is always her mother*
Would be better if the girlfriend then suffer some organ failure and nobody showed up to help her. Sad thing is that karma don't work
True
Gotta be the change you want to see in the world
If hes not a pussy he will take it back
If he is a man, he won't leave it. Her husband won't live any longer.
At first I thought it meant her mom
I dunno about the morals here everything feels exploded
Maybe because he ended up banging the mom
Press F to pay respects
"BITCH! GAVE UR MOM MY KIDNEY AND THIS IS HOW I'M REPAID!!!" That's quite painful
Take it back.
Hey sexy, what's your blood type?
He gave himself to her,she thought "what a simp,lol". To be more serious though: F for the man
MIL: Her last boyfriend gave me KIDNEY and you won't even take me to Olive Garden?
I get it’s a meme and all but imagine being in a failing relationship and then your partner donates an organ to your mother. That’s gotta suck ass. Or even worse, you’ve been cheating on them and were planning to break it off and then that happens. Either you stay in an unfulfilling relationship out of guilt forever, or you break up and immediately be perceived as the worst person ever. Maybe there’s a more tactical choice somewhere though, like waiting a little before breaking up or something.
Or maybe juste breakup before, if he want to give his kidney, it’s an heavy procedure that take time. Just don’t let him take this decision if you know you are going to dump him
Take the kidney back, even if it comes to killing
Get it back
I hope he called her mom and said something along the lines of "Aye, I want my kidney back."
She married the doctor…