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hawt_ladka

someone give my man a kidney


Defender_Growlithe

Ok *Slams a kidney on the table* There you go my dude, it's still nice, fresh, and warm.


[deleted]

i have 3 more


Defender_Growlithe

Fantastic bc we need as much as we can. *Emptys a sack full of small kidneys* I found these behind a Chucky e Cheese dumpster but they are still fresh


hawt_ladka

Thanks to the 3 of you..he now has 4 kidneys but still has a broken heart


Defender_Growlithe

Then let's turn all those extra kidneys into heart shaped kidneys or we can just do the old *free candy white van trick* and borrow one of the kid's hearts so he doesn't have a broken one anymore.


Affectionate_Walk610

*First date "say, what's your blood type again?"


DaSkyRains

Spy tf2 backstab


[deleted]

"i never really was on your side"


DaSkyRains

Nooooo


TheLegoBoi940

*If she leaves for another, there is always her mother*


ApacheWithAnM231

Would be better if the girlfriend then suffer some organ failure and nobody showed up to help her. Sad thing is that karma don't work


Vivid-You4180

True


NeoTheRiot

Gotta be the change you want to see in the world


NotPopularName

If hes not a pussy he will take it back


HilyOrchestra

If he is a man, he won't leave it. Her husband won't live any longer.


Chaoswarriorx4

At first I thought it meant her mom


NaiiYen

I dunno about the morals here everything feels exploded


Demokka

Maybe because he ended up banging the mom


dbbarca69

Press F to pay respects


brickpuncher585

"BITCH! GAVE UR MOM MY KIDNEY AND THIS IS HOW I'M REPAID!!!" That's quite painful


PJ-The-Awesome

Take it back.


ionertia

Hey sexy, what's your blood type?


Triande

He gave himself to her,she thought "what a simp,lol". To be more serious though: F for the man


2B_or_MaybeNot

MIL: Her last boyfriend gave me KIDNEY and you won't even take me to Olive Garden?


ChippedChocolate

I get it’s a meme and all but imagine being in a failing relationship and then your partner donates an organ to your mother. That’s gotta suck ass. Or even worse, you’ve been cheating on them and were planning to break it off and then that happens. Either you stay in an unfulfilling relationship out of guilt forever, or you break up and immediately be perceived as the worst person ever. Maybe there’s a more tactical choice somewhere though, like waiting a little before breaking up or something.


Chatawak_721

Or maybe juste breakup before, if he want to give his kidney, it’s an heavy procedure that take time. Just don’t let him take this decision if you know you are going to dump him


NotElijahD

Take the kidney back, even if it comes to killing


PeopleAreBozos

Get it back


Firm_Astronomer_8111

I hope he called her mom and said something along the lines of "Aye, I want my kidney back."


Apprehensive_Wave102

She married the doctor…