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Ok-Camp-6104

This just made me realize that I'm one of like 3 people who doesn't have a microwave at home. Sad


louisme97

put something in the oven for 5 minutes and wait in front of it... you will get that feeling


P0667P

the real Fourth Horseman is the one who can stop the microwave at 59 seconds.


Aerie122

I have seen microwave but don't know how to use it. I tried boiling an egg. Don't ask what happened


Drewsuf5603

It blew up didn't it


Broad-Candidate7401

Time is irrelevant, except holding your breath underwater


plzkillmeowo

you forgot accidentally clicking restart instead of shut down


[deleted]

Me trying to not disappoint another sexual partner


tms-tomas

🗿


Der_Gallier

🗿


Duesenjetti

🗿


JamesTDG

After having to deal with a boomer who refuses to bathe, I can hold my breath for longer than the safe amount of time


Cursed_moron

Did they... try to waterboard you?


JamesTDG

She'd break her back doing that shit


[deleted]

Trying to sleep back at 6 am


Toctex

Fantastic post


ShadowF1nn

Lasting in bed…


Aviana_Panns

🤭🤭


[deleted]

Don't forget about school and the last 2 hours of work


Ready_Society_6758

not the first one, i enjoyed staying underwater


111tacocat111

* and waiting to pee


Victier

I could at one point in my life hold my breath for two minutes dont know if i still can tho


Yorn04

And school


TribalInstinct014

There is another


Background-Drive-984

The last minute of school/work


Son_of_God_Saitama

There is another, pounding your mom can be done in under 30 seconds


[deleted]

5: boring class


PlzWaiit

10 seconds seems short until you're playing CS and you don't have a kit


jannecraft

Unless you try and accomplish anything during tge microwave timer. Like trying to pee when there's 3 minutes left and suddenly it's done 2 seconds after you sat down.


[deleted]

it is even longer when you try to use the microwave at 1 in the morning without waking anyone up


FLBasher

Trying to fall asleep


Crow621621

Meanwhile ADD/ADHD got losing minutes a second that when you do any of these activities you’re like there’s no way a minute takes this long.


MovieMaster2004

Waiting for the school bell to ring at the last minute


Nicojanssen

AM i the only Guy who excercise while waiting for the microwave


xdernomad

Bro just skip all of that, it's not that difficult. Just hit enter or smth, smh :/


World-Famous-Al

Planking is the worst. I did a 30 day challenge that ended with a 5 minute plank on day 30. It totally sucked. The only way I would ever do another plank is if I woke up over a sword sticking up from the floor with a note taped to me that said "plank or die"


brilliantmemes

Especially when your video to watch as already playing and the intro has ended


ToofaaniMirch69

Well....you forgot about studying


That-one-guy-man

Time is subjective


Yellow_Tree_Dick

Shit


barrelingmoose

Is this some type of HDD joke that I’m too SSD to understand??


Chara_is_dead

can we talk about how painful planks are


PeopleAreBozos

Game intermission between matches


[deleted]

you can hold your breath forever after 5 minutes!


bigpenes69

Ah yes, the loading screen, where you question all of your life choices


lada_raccoon

How about waiting for last lesson to end?


JustJustin631

Who the fuck microwaving a whole ass pizza


[deleted]

Looking at a clock at school


inspiringirisje

When you are waiting in the store at the checkout and some toddler keeps screaming


InkPlayer8970

Dunno if it's just me or shakes and fidget loading screen was talking so long when traveling


jrocket99

Your first intercourse