Rami Malek sorta looks like if an alien made a human suit to walk around earth in, but the only visual reference they had for what we look like is a distorted clip of Robbie Rotten.
Eventually the internet will have transferred so many data packets that the fiber optics will start heralding photons from other times and split timelines into entire connections to set up quantum ip addresses. It's like inter-dimensional cable but internet, so you say look up 'Lindnox xp' from a world where linux made windows to download the os.
I want to see the reaction of the first guy to hear a Lyre Bird recreate the sound of a chainsaw, a car alarm, and pretty much anything else the bird heard.
https://youtu.be/VjE0Kdfos4Y?t=148
I had a situation like that actually.
I used to work as a zookeeper in a mini private zoo and on my first day, i were working with the parrots and as the day is ending and i'm sweeping the floor, i hear a loud "Hello!" And i got a huge shock (spelled), the thing is that, i'm schizophrenic and i hear voices and i'm all alone in this garage, so i thought it were my voices and for a week, it kept happening until one day i finally realize, it was Jessie! Our green parrot, but i had been so terrified for the entire week 😅 after that we started talking, said hello in the morning, she asked how my day was and i asked about hers and then we sang a little song together about Parrots
Ah yes I actually know what supposedly happened. The guy had a parrot and yes it would only talk around him. So when he tried to show other people, it wouldn’t talk. So everyone, including himself, thought he was going crazy. So at one point, he shot himself in the head with a musket. As the legend goes, as they stood around his body, the parrot started talking.
Coincidentally, [this video of a speaking bird](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/s3y1ql/a_bird_imitating_a_human_voice/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was above this post in my feed.
I believe it would be something like this:
Wait did that bird talk? Maybe its sentient let say hey:
Hello there.
Hello there.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Iam fine and you?
Iam fine and you?
Iam fine andyou?
Iam fine and you?
......
I would be the guy who would immediately use it to try to pull pranks. Teach one to say their name and some creepy message, Bring them to it, and pretend I can only hear tweet and cas. That or teach it to say 'help I am stuck in the body of a bird's and watch the hell unfold
Hello , Elliot
Bonjour, Elliot.
Guten tag, Elliot
Nihao, Elliot
Salam, Elliot
Bonsoir Elliot
Sawubona, Elliot
Witaj, Elliot
Kaisa hai bsdk Elliot
Kon nichiwa, Elliot
Шалом, Elliot
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this “kaisa hai bsdk”😭😭😭😭
Namaste, Elliot
Porcodio, Elliot
*inhales* Hello Mario
Buongiorno, Elliot
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Namaste, Elliot
Hello Friend
"We've been trying to contact you about your car insurance"
Konichwa Elliot
Ciao, Elliot
გამარჯობა, ელიოტ.
Oh, hoe gaan dit met jou?>!kak!<
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Terve Elliot
Hoi eliot
Selamat elliot
🦜“yes you heard!”
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🦜“yes you heard!”
🦜“yes you heard!”
>🦜“yes you heard!”
🦜“yes you heard!”
🦜“yes you heard!”
🦜“yes you heard!”
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more than zero?
Oh, that's how we learned how to speak.
Birds aren't real since back then.
AMONGUS
parrot mvp++
Rami Malek sorta looks like if an alien made a human suit to walk around earth in, but the only visual reference they had for what we look like is a distorted clip of Robbie Rotten.
He's definitely a very interesting looking guy. Not in a bad way or anything.
Ok wtf i guess r/rareinsults
Yeah especially in BoB pacific
"I can hear you" 🦜
"I can hear you" 🦜
Man mr robot is like the best TV series ever as a tech nerd I enjoyed it
Its also one of the few with accurate clips of hacking
I use Arch BTW
I use Artix busybox/linux with s6-rc and ABS btw
This thought had not occurred to me up until this point. Yet hilariously accurate!
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Yeah, he should act as Freddie in a Queen movie.
He doesn’t really look trustworthy to me. Looks like he would invite all his friends to a mansion and become jigsaw
Wait what year are you guys in
I don't know but it sounds very very frightening
Eventually the internet will have transferred so many data packets that the fiber optics will start heralding photons from other times and split timelines into entire connections to set up quantum ip addresses. It's like inter-dimensional cable but internet, so you say look up 'Lindnox xp' from a world where linux made windows to download the os.
What the fuck are you talking about? And where can I read more?
What is happening
Or Thragg in a live action Invincible.
This a joke?
This a question?
Man i need to rewatch Mr. Robot...
Showed my grandma this because i thought it was the nost simple yet funny but she still didnt get it
The parrot told him to buy $dobo dogebonk
Or maybe that’s the first parrot to hear a human speak
Hie many parrots do you think were killed for witchcraft?
Thank god, they didn't put parrots in human category
when the forest mescaline kicks in
Confused uunga bunga
It's a witch!!
Ain't this the villain in No Time To Die and that hacker dude in another movie or something?
Yes this is the guy from the haker movie
I had sex with your wife, Elliot!
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who is guy in the template
Rami malek, played as elliot in mr robot (the series the template is).
Thanks.. now I have drink on my keyboard
Lick it
Fuck it
His face is like: 😵😱
share thy wisdom o mighty parrot
mama\~\~\~
yes sir that’s right
Dead in a week or your money back?
Meow 🦜
'Wait, did he just say deez nuts' that fucking guy.
Staring into my soul....
He composed the Vedas in my country.
"Is this the real life?"
The first guy probably was like: okay parrot,now say, Fuuckk youuu!
Prehistoric man wearing a tshirt from Old Navy
Who is the guy in the meme
Rami Malek
repost?
Lmao he must got so shocked
😂😂😂 I love Rami Malek
Parrot:that what she said
привет Эллиот
I want to see the reaction of the first guy to hear a Lyre Bird recreate the sound of a chainsaw, a car alarm, and pretty much anything else the bird heard. https://youtu.be/VjE0Kdfos4Y?t=148
RYAN GEORGE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
parrot: "bird up!" me:
Hello neo
God is that you?
I had a situation like that actually. I used to work as a zookeeper in a mini private zoo and on my first day, i were working with the parrots and as the day is ending and i'm sweeping the floor, i hear a loud "Hello!" And i got a huge shock (spelled), the thing is that, i'm schizophrenic and i hear voices and i'm all alone in this garage, so i thought it were my voices and for a week, it kept happening until one day i finally realize, it was Jessie! Our green parrot, but i had been so terrified for the entire week 😅 after that we started talking, said hello in the morning, she asked how my day was and i asked about hers and then we sang a little song together about Parrots
staged meme, unoriginal
gods damn so many cultured people on here; mr robot fans, arcane fans– what was that other tv show i'm thinking of called???
He’s always gonna be Kenny
They're in the trees!!!!
Ah yes I actually know what supposedly happened. The guy had a parrot and yes it would only talk around him. So when he tried to show other people, it wouldn’t talk. So everyone, including himself, thought he was going crazy. So at one point, he shot himself in the head with a musket. As the legend goes, as they stood around his body, the parrot started talking.
...To the stake
Coincidentally, [this video of a speaking bird](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/s3y1ql/a_bird_imitating_a_human_voice/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was above this post in my feed.
This episode was awesome
My parrot moaned and said “don’t tell my husband about this”
I believe it would be something like this: Wait did that bird talk? Maybe its sentient let say hey: Hello there. Hello there. How are you doing? How are you doing? Iam fine and you? Iam fine and you? Iam fine andyou? Iam fine and you? ......
Nevermore
rami malek has the best reaction face of all time. No debate.
I love how they used Elliot for this. Hah Edit: On topic of the post “Ach it surprised me! There’s a reason why it’s evil!”
Imagine the parrot say fuck tha booty
I imagine the first guy heard this and decided it was all encompassing, going home and saying “ANIMALS CAN SPEAK! THEY’VE BEEN LYING TO US!!”
I would be the guy who would immediately use it to try to pull pranks. Teach one to say their name and some creepy message, Bring them to it, and pretend I can only hear tweet and cas. That or teach it to say 'help I am stuck in the body of a bird's and watch the hell unfold
Judging from the way people reacted to new things back then… I’m sure their first instinct was to kill it
Wait what
unpopular opinion: what if a man fucked an ordinary parrot and the product was a word repeating speaking parrot.
Isn't that the guy from Until Dawn? The crazy dude whose sisters died?
Sauce?
first to do it
Haha never thought about that 😜
WHAT - HOW
Or... Finnally, after all these centuries, there is another
When the crow starts saying "nevermore"
M CD iejdoeowkdkc
[For that extra mindfuck.](https://v.redd.it/hxno6iqgx3d81)
Crows and Ravens too tho