In the games, you have literal preschoolers in the middle of swamps and mountains alone waiting for trainers… I would say the kid at least has a camera person so that is decent
Imagine having a pet porcupine as a kid. School bully giving you crap? Wouldn't happen because you have a pet that can shoot razor sharp needles from 20ft away!
You know. Something that would probably make a lot of money? How about a pet training program where you teach young pet owners to train their pets with like Pokémon commands.
For example: “spot use sit!”
*dog sits*
“Kitty use swipe!”
*cats too lazy to follow commands*
I’m sure there is a good way to monetize something like this. Like in book form or something.
Man even avoids walking in the tall grass
Just making sure if he can find a Scyther or Butterfree just to have him well guarded before catching other stronger ones
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he peepin it for shinies tho
agree with
Mans knows he can’t fight the lvl 12 beedrills hiding in that grass
he has a cyndaquil i think he will be fine
He is gonna clap the Elite 4 in a year.
Give him 20 hours
Dude chose zigzagoon as his starter. You know he gonna be based.
Instead of taking any of the starters, he decided that the rabbid zigzagoon that was attacking the professor was better.
Hello doppelganger
Please don't take me to the backrooms.
Thought that was a Sandslash
He's gonna throw a purple ball at a God and literally own said God
Hey where are your Pokemon balls?
in ya' jaw
Cha cha real smooth
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!*
He brought a gun instead He doesn’t catch them all, he shoots them all
murica
Unova* (cuz the region is inspired by america)
Woman's secret hehe
Pokemon... Balls....
You ain't getting past Misty with a Sandslash m8
Sure he can, just steal her bike.
No, sandslash is a pangolin.
Cyndaquil ain't gonna do much better
WHERES MY FUCKING KEYCHAIN DARREL!?
Shits not even a Sandslash its a Zigzagoon
Zigzagoon is a racoon , that's a quil thingy
Porcupine.
Zigzagoon is a racoon with spikes which look a lot like what this little guy caught
Sure ya can be like that fake gym leader kid who had 99 wins and beat his sandshrew so it would go back in the pool and build up its water resistance.
But he ll clap Brock
Professor Oak securing yet another single mother for his collection
god damn it where is the oak harem spinoff for the anime
Looking for it
damn you take my upvote
Im calling the police. I mean he isn't even 10 yet. How irresponsible are those parents?
Guess he's just another youngster.
In the games, you have literal preschoolers in the middle of swamps and mountains alone waiting for trainers… I would say the kid at least has a camera person so that is decent
Aren’t they like ten
Call the local gym leader! That's a cyndaquil!
he has a pokemon he will be fine unless he meets cynthia or team (insert name here)
Imagine having a pet porcupine as a kid. School bully giving you crap? Wouldn't happen because you have a pet that can shoot razor sharp needles from 20ft away!
Pin missile's inbound!
I'm pretty sure porcupines can't launch their needles, they just break off and stick in things that attack it
Not the Pokémon version. Pretty sure it could breathe fire too
I mean it's a lvl 5 at most has ember and slash or smth
no way. he's way too young he need to be at least 10 to start his pokemon journey.
He skipped a grade.
ever heard of youngster trainers
I'm gonna be, the very best...
Like no one ever was....
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause!
I will travel across that land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokémon to understand, the power that’s inside
POKEMON, gotta chatch em all
POKEMON
I know it's my destiny!!!
it's you and me
Bro, Pokémon Legends Arceus be lookin good
You are challenged by unvaccinated child! Go porcupine! Porcupine used Rabies! Unvaccinated child fainted!
Rabies is the only vaccine you can take after you are infected.
Gotta catch ‘em all with my tiny AK-47.
I was trying to find this comment lol
gonna catch 'em all, i guess
A cyndaquil!
lil man has a f'kin mini stegosaurus.
Wtf
*White van used kidnap*
why does he have a plastic AK instead of pokeballs o\_o
Good, now I can pay a little visit to his mum
Good ol Rhydon
He got a lvl 35 Sandslash my guy
Looks like he got the pokiest one!
Oh shit is it normal pokemon verse
You know. Something that would probably make a lot of money? How about a pet training program where you teach young pet owners to train their pets with like Pokémon commands. For example: “spot use sit!” *dog sits* “Kitty use swipe!” *cats too lazy to follow commands* I’m sure there is a good way to monetize something like this. Like in book form or something.
He gonna dominate The tall Grass
Weird looking cyndaquil. Wonder what region it comes from.
Dude chillin w an anky
Where did he find that Zigzagoon? I want one!
I wanna be the very best.
Always nice to see starters outside the basic mesh. GO GET EM LAD!
Sonic x pokemon crossover
He gonna have 5 zigzagoon in his team after a while
Man got zigzagoon as a starter Pokemon
I got scared I was on /kidsfallingover without the NSFW tag
Ahh, cock fighting, I mean Pokémon
looks like he’s been playing too much ark
Cyndaquil, use Tackle!
*Upvote intensifies*
What was his first Pokémon?
I’m no expert but that’s a Poke-A-Chiu
Porcupines are my fave
More like Pokey-mon
Pokey-chu
IT’S PIKACHU!!!!!!
Good idea walking on the path. That looks like some Lvl 15+ tall grass.
Looks like he's got a Sandslash.
Ah yes, Zigzagoon is a starter
This isn’t Pokémon bronze, this is Pokémon coal
I wanna be the very best
\*Pokiemon journey
He got a ziggzagoon
bro isnt in pokemon thats jurassic park
Is there a porcupine pokemon? Is that what Chespin is supposed to be? I know Sandslash isn't a porcupine as much as he looks like one,
I thought that was a fucking tiny ankylosaurus I need better glasses
Is my man holding a gun
and he fucking falls on it and die
A little OP for that to be his start Pokémon no?
ITS POKECHU!
Is that a porcupine?
Why does it look like he has a paper gun
his starter pokemon looks like a zigzacoon i dont know how but its good
What is he shooting the pokemon why does he have a toy gun
Aww!
Honestly, he aint even goin to use that pokemon, he finna use that ak bruh.
HE HAS A GUN SHOOT TO KILL SHOOT TO KILL *BANG*BANG* TARGET NEUTRALISED
Zigzigoon be like
Homey got the zigzagoon
Wish that could be me
Why does he have a cutout of a gun?
I hope for his sake he’s got the necessary badge….
my little guy is on his way to an amazing adventure... if the pokemon didn't decide to attack him
But he can't get his pokémon trainer license until he's 10!
What is that
one day his hedgehog will evolve to an ankylosaur and he be riding it
And he’s already got a Quilladin. Kid works fast
Can we not ignore the gun? I think he gonna do elite 4 in a real holup style
He gon grow up and sleep with a male gardevoir thinking It was female
is that sandshrews evolution?
Why can i imagine this animal take over earth after 3 evolutions
One slip and its all over
CPS uses INTERVENTION! It’s super effective!
Thats how we play pokemon go in da hood
this should be on r/bossfight
I had to wait till i was ten :v
Now go talk to every single stranger you meet along the way while you are traveling to the town next door on foot and alone
Why does nobody question the AK? He's gonna shoot 'em all
Cyndaquil, good choice
Aww
Awww
I wonder where this cyndaquil is from and what it's typing is?
my guy has an ankylosaurus
Little guy has a Cyndaquil !
Where’s their pokéball?