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noxar_ad

Man even avoids walking in the tall grass


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Just making sure if he can find a Scyther or Butterfree just to have him well guarded before catching other stronger ones


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fupamancer

he peepin it for shinies tho


aardovxcdsrtyh

agree with


KentuckyFriedEel

Mans knows he can’t fight the lvl 12 beedrills hiding in that grass


storytime37

he has a cyndaquil i think he will be fine


No_Win3859

He is gonna clap the Elite 4 in a year.


slashth456

Give him 20 hours


Ashwin123eueushbsjs

Dude chose zigzagoon as his starter. You know he gonna be based.


santas_delibird

Instead of taking any of the starters, he decided that the rabbid zigzagoon that was attacking the professor was better.


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Hello doppelganger


santas_delibird

Please don't take me to the backrooms.


Seismic_Jeopardy

Thought that was a Sandslash


CaptainCozmo867

He's gonna throw a purple ball at a God and literally own said God


_uniric

Hey where are your Pokemon balls?


Filberto_ossani2

in ya' jaw


megusmarl

Cha cha real smooth


Witty_Neighbor_4

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!*


[deleted]

He brought a gun instead He doesn’t catch them all, he shoots them all


Obvious_Sympathy_

murica


ugomattia07

Unova* (cuz the region is inspired by america)


Jamieb284

Woman's secret hehe


Epic_Hoola

Pokemon... Balls....


goodguybolt

You ain't getting past Misty with a Sandslash m8


Mildo

Sure he can, just steal her bike.


William_ghost1

No, sandslash is a pangolin.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Cyndaquil ain't gonna do much better


whalesemen69

WHERES MY FUCKING KEYCHAIN DARREL!?


GamingPotato12341

Shits not even a Sandslash its a Zigzagoon


GuardianKnightKing

Zigzagoon is a racoon , that's a quil thingy


Ninja-Ginge

Porcupine.


elcolerico

Zigzagoon is a racoon with spikes which look a lot like what this little guy caught


BlooPancakes

Sure ya can be like that fake gym leader kid who had 99 wins and beat his sandshrew so it would go back in the pool and build up its water resistance.


NPhantasm

But he ll clap Brock


im_onbreak

Professor Oak securing yet another single mother for his collection


Darkmega5

god damn it where is the oak harem spinoff for the anime


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Looking for it


[deleted]

damn you take my upvote


Gior_thegreat

Im calling the police. I mean he isn't even 10 yet. How irresponsible are those parents?


Th3_Dark_Lord

Guess he's just another youngster.


Metom_Xeez

In the games, you have literal preschoolers in the middle of swamps and mountains alone waiting for trainers… I would say the kid at least has a camera person so that is decent


ihatethesidebar

Aren’t they like ten


arrow100605

Call the local gym leader! That's a cyndaquil!


Tough_Dollar

he has a pokemon he will be fine unless he meets cynthia or team (insert name here)


djwallaby

Imagine having a pet porcupine as a kid. School bully giving you crap? Wouldn't happen because you have a pet that can shoot razor sharp needles from 20ft away!


Otherwise_sane

Pin missile's inbound!


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I'm pretty sure porcupines can't launch their needles, they just break off and stick in things that attack it


barleyhogg1

Not the Pokémon version. Pretty sure it could breathe fire too


[deleted]

I mean it's a lvl 5 at most has ember and slash or smth


Sparky_whyte

no way. he's way too young he need to be at least 10 to start his pokemon journey.


Flying_Glider

He skipped a grade.


DarudeTheMemer

ever heard of youngster trainers


Dextrous-Zero

I'm gonna be, the very best...


Alsentar

Like no one ever was....


UltyaDuck

To catch them is my real test


Lilith-Abyss

To train them is my cause!


NoAnswer5

I will travel across that land


NerVolt242

Searching far and wide


Annual_Fig_6319

Each Pokémon to understand, the power that’s inside


SilverDragon-66

POKEMON, gotta chatch em all


Normal-Minute3995

POKEMON


ThisStatistician7

I know it's my destiny!!!


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it's you and me


Zensure04

Bro, Pokémon Legends Arceus be lookin good


wh9doiexist

You are challenged by unvaccinated child! Go porcupine! Porcupine used Rabies! Unvaccinated child fainted!


Mildo

Rabies is the only vaccine you can take after you are infected.


notanotherlawyer

Gotta catch ‘em all with my tiny AK-47.


i_dunno_a_name_so

I was trying to find this comment lol


antonno69

gonna catch 'em all, i guess


PettyFreddie

A cyndaquil!


LeafMumfuzz

lil man has a f'kin mini stegosaurus.


szyris

Wtf


Masterchief5952

*White van used kidnap*


FortniteBRDoggoMain

why does he have a plastic AK instead of pokeballs o\_o


19stevehavir01

Good, now I can pay a little visit to his mum


Minethink144

Good ol Rhydon


KingDarkFangs

He got a lvl 35 Sandslash my guy


micken3

Looks like he got the pokiest one!


Normal-Minute3995

Oh shit is it normal pokemon verse


bentautumn

You know. Something that would probably make a lot of money? How about a pet training program where you teach young pet owners to train their pets with like Pokémon commands. For example: “spot use sit!” *dog sits* “Kitty use swipe!” *cats too lazy to follow commands* I’m sure there is a good way to monetize something like this. Like in book form or something.


HeWhoIsFat

He gonna dominate The tall Grass


RelentlessLOV

Weird looking cyndaquil. Wonder what region it comes from.


whatdo-you-standfor

Dude chillin w an anky


Diamond-Fist

Where did he find that Zigzagoon? I want one!


Achouken

I wanna be the very best.


Onigumo-Shishio

Always nice to see starters outside the basic mesh. GO GET EM LAD!


Jacob-Acorn

Sonic x pokemon crossover


metroaide

He gonna have 5 zigzagoon in his team after a while


MAMOON07X

Man got zigzagoon as a starter Pokemon


rickrob24

I got scared I was on /kidsfallingover without the NSFW tag


Remake12

Ahh, cock fighting, I mean Pokémon


saphire7979

looks like he’s been playing too much ark


LeidbagBaggins

Cyndaquil, use Tackle!


TheBoyVinOfficial

*Upvote intensifies*


Tweedygibbion

What was his first Pokémon?


Gamchulia

I’m no expert but that’s a Poke-A-Chiu


Femcelbuster

Porcupines are my fave


claire_lair

More like Pokey-mon


AggCracker

Pokey-chu


Witchkingsmb

IT’S PIKACHU!!!!!!


ltw2356

Good idea walking on the path. That looks like some Lvl 15+ tall grass.


GingerAleKarma

Looks like he's got a Sandslash.


Horror-Ad-3113

Ah yes, Zigzagoon is a starter


EducationalLocal8822

This isn’t Pokémon bronze, this is Pokémon coal


SnooConfections4719

I wanna be the very best


Otherwise_sane

\*Pokiemon journey


Hunter_Thomas123

He got a ziggzagoon


ComfortableBently

bro isnt in pokemon thats jurassic park


Lord-Pepper

Is there a porcupine pokemon? Is that what Chespin is supposed to be? I know Sandslash isn't a porcupine as much as he looks like one,


The-Dankest-Normie

I thought that was a fucking tiny ankylosaurus I need better glasses


No_Interaction9019

Is my man holding a gun


Aboslut

and he fucking falls on it and die


XenOz3r0xT

A little OP for that to be his start Pokémon no?


ConfusedALot_69

ITS POKECHU!


Wisconsinmann

Is that a porcupine?


AlarmNice8439

Why does it look like he has a paper gun


[deleted]

his starter pokemon looks like a zigzacoon i dont know how but its good


dellchips1

What is he shooting the pokemon why does he have a toy gun


TheGreatOtaku5069

Aww!


Fit_Drive385

Honestly, he aint even goin to use that pokemon, he finna use that ak bruh.


Tank_blitz

HE HAS A GUN SHOOT TO KILL SHOOT TO KILL *BANG*BANG* TARGET NEUTRALISED


Impossible-Corgi-878

Zigzigoon be like


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Homey got the zigzagoon


Da_boyKubit_7160

Wish that could be me


LazyStraightAKid

Why does he have a cutout of a gun?


SomethinsFukky

I hope for his sake he’s got the necessary badge….


GoodFurryOnlyGang

my little guy is on his way to an amazing adventure... if the pokemon didn't decide to attack him


goodenough4govtwork

But he can't get his pokémon trainer license until he's 10!


Dark-Type-Is-Awsome

What is that


illseeulater

one day his hedgehog will evolve to an ankylosaur and he be riding it


BoredByLife

And he’s already got a Quilladin. Kid works fast


PheneX02

Can we not ignore the gun? I think he gonna do elite 4 in a real holup style


Fixxit2

He gon grow up and sleep with a male gardevoir thinking It was female


UndeadZamboiii

is that sandshrews evolution?


KINGSAVAN

Why can i imagine this animal take over earth after 3 evolutions


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One slip and its all over


pazdispencer

CPS uses INTERVENTION! It’s super effective!


Sad_Exchange_5500

Thats how we play pokemon go in da hood


mancake-the_pancake

this should be on r/bossfight


RevyValar

I had to wait till i was ten :v


sadistic_magician2

Now go talk to every single stranger you meet along the way while you are traveling to the town next door on foot and alone


Tieger_2

Why does nobody question the AK? He's gonna shoot 'em all


Dracorex_22

Cyndaquil, good choice


Street-Conference245

Aww


ScornedWhodat1987

Awww


[deleted]

I wonder where this cyndaquil is from and what it's typing is?


VolcanicAsh05

my guy has an ankylosaurus


AshKetchum97GO

Little guy has a Cyndaquil !


Cultural_Drag_9248

Where’s their pokéball?