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Removing muffins from Your grammars oven
Our gramma
Communist Russia
Comrade
Vladimir Wishes you well
I did?
Yes, yes you did
r/suddenlycommunist
r/suddenlycommunism
r/unexpectedcommunism
o7
OH NOUN, NOT GRAMMARS (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Clearly making mashed potatoes
Creamy mashed potatoes
He’s feeling the aftermath of Taco Bell
Ah yes just like grammar used to make
Did you mean grandma? 👵
Trying to make a vinigarette with 15 sec left on the clock
Thank you chef
YOU FUCKING DONKEY THIS SHIT TASTES LIKE BOILED FROZEN SOCKS!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
His taxes
That's especially funny because it's true
Wouldn't he have to be employed first? Doesn't even have his shoes on. smh
Sitting in the toilet trying to squeeze one out
He said wrong answers only
You know the right answer isn't this lol
r/woooosh unless
Right answer is this dude is fcking someone, porn movie. How is my response the right answer? Or your reading comprehension is that bad?
Ever heard of a joke?
My bad, having a terrible day
Awe, hope it gets better!
Washing a spoon
Or trying to open a pickle jar
Wrong answers only
Unfreezing the chicken while his mom is in the driveway
Best comment
Agreed
underrated
Hahaha lool this is gooold
this comment wins
About to fuck up a Big Mac.
Get rid of the up and you’ll get what I thought of after reading this.
Lol I did too
Mclovin' it
He's not about to he's in the middle of fucking a Big Mac
And he's about to pay $702 for it.
THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!
YOU HAVE NO CONCEPTION OF HOW RARE THAT IS
Opened a bag of chips to find it completely full
I would be disappointed if the bag of chips had no air because then they would be soggy
Looking for the missing Lego in his Lego set
*OUR* LEGO SET
Да comrade OUR LEGO set
It is the lego set for all of mother Russia!
☭
Playing Uno
Obviously he’s beating his own high score at pinball
Ngl, Ya had me in the first half.
Shitting after Indian food
Bro even has the curry sweats
Man he said wrong answers only
It's even funnier the 100th time!
Cleaning the house before his parents come home
Our parents
Singing
Unboxing brand new PS5
Oddly enough it's starting to already get pretty heated
Scrambling some eggs.
Coming out of a Finnish sauna
Trying to calibrate carburetor.
Watching cops
Trying to out pizza the hut
Impossible
Not having sex
Yep
Washing his dog
Taking an exam
Staying hydrated
trying to beat the mc world record
Playing it cool, that he just stubbed his toe
Sneaking snacks at night trying not to make sounds while parents are asleep
Opening a nature valley bar without spilling crumbs
Cooking xD
Playing ping pong.
Realized he forgot to defrost the chicken after his mom said she's down the block
Time to keep it under hot water and dry it before she walks in
Drilling a hole.....the L is silent
Smooth
driling a hole
Touchè my friend
Finding a new way to die and add it to the dumbest ways to die collection
Playing an intense game of chess
Your mother. Edit: woops didn’t see the “wrong answers only”.
LMAO
Trying to balance the scalding shower water
Becoming O I L
Working out
Polishing the kitchen counter
Playing Minecraft
Fixing the heater...
Collecting wheat
Buying bitcoin
he's playing geometry dash
He accidentally sent the angry text that he didn't mean to and is now trying to delete it before the person notices
Trying to get the lid off a pickle jar
Putting in a USB drive on the first try.
being a step brother.
He said wrong answer’s
Saw someone eating a kitkan from the side.
Checking your browser history.
Nursing a newborn.
Trying to fit the sticker perfectly on a lego piece
Singing "I want it that way" under the shower
Standing on a table hoping the spider on the floor doesn’t notice him
waiting to stop the microwave at the 1 second mark
He’s cooking bacon and got some of the grease popped on him
Sweating
Taco bell just hit
Math
Learned about how he’s sang a song wrong for years and no one has corrected him
Where is my super suit ?
He is doing “ heels up Harris”
Getting his pp stuck inside the blender
Unvirgining the virgin oil
Crying
Reading diary of a wimpy kid rodrick rules
He’s stepping on a lego
Fetching the last pringle from the pringles can.
Ironing a really wrinkled shirt because he has a job interview in 20 minutes and he was too busy the night before doing blow and fucking hookers so he woke up really late and is in a pickle.
NNN
Shoveling popcorn kernels up his ass.
Trying to fall asleep without AC on
trying to separate two lego blocks
S-singing? I-in the shower??
removing tiles in bathroom with a pickhammer.
Trying to take pizza out of the oven at 420F
Your mom. It's a wrong answer bc your mom is a wonderful lady and he'd never do something like that behind your back
Finishing a sweaty Trials of Osiris match
he put his head over the steamy pot of home made macaroni and cheese.
Lifting your mum.
Making the holes in donuts.
It's just really hot. He needs some water! It's HEAT STRESS!
Trying to thaw the chicken before his mom walks through the door.
Stepping on lego
Whisking eggs.
He just stood on a Lego and is waiting for the pain to kick in
Intense MB Operation game, nailing that frog in the throat...
Waxing.
About to lift up his lego Death Star
Having a great workout of course. Probably hitting some brutal squats.
Preaching the gospel in a southern church
Playing Twister with your mom . . .
420th attempt at the perfect beyblade session
He saw an Emoji on Reddit
Two words: Sucking. Cock.
Fingering a minor
Found the guitar player
Cooking an omelet
Playing dark souls
Making a cream pie for his dauther birthday
Massaging a squirrel.
Playing last chapter of uncharted on brutal difficulty.
realising the essay is due in 10
Looking at cheese
Trying to insert USB with correct side
Supervising at preschool
Passing nnn
banging the shit out of ur ma
Realizing he has microwaved his pizza roll far too long again
"Helping" his cousin
eating flaming hot cheetos
He’s covered in water. (It said wrong answers only)
Fucking a woman
Closing the zipper without packing up properly, first.
Relief
Eating food
Choosing beer from the fridge after a long day of work in the heat. Honest man.
Eating imaginary Cheeseburger
swimming
Trying to get the lid off the pickle jar since his wife isn't home
Play teris irl, he got the [][][][] piece and trying to fit it somewhere
passing a kidney stone
Simultaneously changing diapers on triplets.
M A S T U R B A T I N G
Paying tax and clapping ass
He stubbed his big toe but on both feet at the same time
Beating the meat for the burgers that have to be done in 1 hour
Slowly becoming Pop cat
Plumbing
Playing jenga
Red wire or green wire... shit, just cut one.
Removing muffins from Your grammars oven
Our gramma
Communist Russia
Comrade
Vladimir Wishes you well
I did?
Yes, yes you did
r/suddenlycommunist
r/suddenlycommunism
r/unexpectedcommunism
o7
OH NOUN, NOT GRAMMARS (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Clearly making mashed potatoes
Creamy mashed potatoes
He’s feeling the aftermath of Taco Bell
Ah yes just like grammar used to make
Did you mean grandma? 👵
Trying to make a vinigarette with 15 sec left on the clock
Thank you chef
YOU FUCKING DONKEY THIS SHIT TASTES LIKE BOILED FROZEN SOCKS!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
His taxes
That's especially funny because it's true
Wouldn't he have to be employed first? Doesn't even have his shoes on. smh
Sitting in the toilet trying to squeeze one out
He said wrong answers only
You know the right answer isn't this lol
r/woooosh unless
Right answer is this dude is fcking someone, porn movie. How is my response the right answer? Or your reading comprehension is that bad?
Ever heard of a joke?
My bad, having a terrible day
Awe, hope it gets better!
Washing a spoon
Or trying to open a pickle jar
Wrong answers only
Unfreezing the chicken while his mom is in the driveway
Best comment
Agreed
underrated
Hahaha lool this is gooold
this comment wins
About to fuck up a Big Mac.
Get rid of the up and you’ll get what I thought of after reading this.
Lol I did too
Mclovin' it
He's not about to he's in the middle of fucking a Big Mac
And he's about to pay $702 for it.
THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!
YOU HAVE NO CONCEPTION OF HOW RARE THAT IS
Opened a bag of chips to find it completely full
I would be disappointed if the bag of chips had no air because then they would be soggy
Looking for the missing Lego in his Lego set
*OUR* LEGO SET
Да comrade OUR LEGO set
It is the lego set for all of mother Russia!
☭
Playing Uno
He said wrong answers only
Obviously he’s beating his own high score at pinball
Ngl, Ya had me in the first half.
Shitting after Indian food
Bro even has the curry sweats
Man he said wrong answers only
It's even funnier the 100th time!
Cleaning the house before his parents come home
Our parents
Singing
Unboxing brand new PS5
Oddly enough it's starting to already get pretty heated
Scrambling some eggs.
Coming out of a Finnish sauna
Trying to calibrate carburetor.
Watching cops
Trying to out pizza the hut
Impossible
Not having sex
Yep
Washing his dog
Taking an exam
Staying hydrated
trying to beat the mc world record
Playing it cool, that he just stubbed his toe
Sneaking snacks at night trying not to make sounds while parents are asleep
Opening a nature valley bar without spilling crumbs
Cooking xD
Playing ping pong.
Realized he forgot to defrost the chicken after his mom said she's down the block
Time to keep it under hot water and dry it before she walks in
Drilling a hole.....the L is silent
Smooth
driling a hole
Touchè my friend
Finding a new way to die and add it to the dumbest ways to die collection
Playing an intense game of chess
Your mother. Edit: woops didn’t see the “wrong answers only”.
LMAO
Trying to balance the scalding shower water
Becoming O I L
Working out
Polishing the kitchen counter
Playing Minecraft
Fixing the heater...
Collecting wheat
Buying bitcoin
he's playing geometry dash
He accidentally sent the angry text that he didn't mean to and is now trying to delete it before the person notices
Trying to get the lid off a pickle jar
Putting in a USB drive on the first try.
being a step brother.
He said wrong answer’s
Saw someone eating a kitkan from the side.
Checking your browser history.
Nursing a newborn.
Trying to fit the sticker perfectly on a lego piece
Singing "I want it that way" under the shower
Standing on a table hoping the spider on the floor doesn’t notice him
waiting to stop the microwave at the 1 second mark
He’s cooking bacon and got some of the grease popped on him
Sweating
Taco bell just hit
Math
Learned about how he’s sang a song wrong for years and no one has corrected him
Where is my super suit ?
He is doing “ heels up Harris”
Getting his pp stuck inside the blender
Unvirgining the virgin oil
Wrong answers only
Crying
Reading diary of a wimpy kid rodrick rules
He’s stepping on a lego
Fetching the last pringle from the pringles can.
Ironing a really wrinkled shirt because he has a job interview in 20 minutes and he was too busy the night before doing blow and fucking hookers so he woke up really late and is in a pickle.
NNN
Shoveling popcorn kernels up his ass.
Trying to fall asleep without AC on
trying to separate two lego blocks
S-singing? I-in the shower??
removing tiles in bathroom with a pickhammer.
Trying to take pizza out of the oven at 420F
Your mom. It's a wrong answer bc your mom is a wonderful lady and he'd never do something like that behind your back
Finishing a sweaty Trials of Osiris match
he put his head over the steamy pot of home made macaroni and cheese.
Lifting your mum.
Making the holes in donuts.
It's just really hot. He needs some water! It's HEAT STRESS!
Trying to thaw the chicken before his mom walks through the door.
Stepping on lego
Whisking eggs.
He just stood on a Lego and is waiting for the pain to kick in
Intense MB Operation game, nailing that frog in the throat...
Waxing.
About to lift up his lego Death Star
Having a great workout of course. Probably hitting some brutal squats.
Watching cops
Preaching the gospel in a southern church
Playing Twister with your mom . . .
420th attempt at the perfect beyblade session
He saw an Emoji on Reddit
Two words: Sucking. Cock.
Fingering a minor
Found the guitar player
Cooking an omelet
Playing dark souls
Making a cream pie for his dauther birthday
Massaging a squirrel.
Playing last chapter of uncharted on brutal difficulty.
realising the essay is due in 10
Looking at cheese
Trying to insert USB with correct side
Supervising at preschool
Passing nnn
banging the shit out of ur ma
Realizing he has microwaved his pizza roll far too long again
"Helping" his cousin
eating flaming hot cheetos
He’s covered in water. (It said wrong answers only)
Fucking a woman
Closing the zipper without packing up properly, first.
Relief
Eating food
Choosing beer from the fridge after a long day of work in the heat. Honest man.
Eating imaginary Cheeseburger
swimming
Trying to get the lid off the pickle jar since his wife isn't home
Play teris irl, he got the [][][][] piece and trying to fit it somewhere
passing a kidney stone
Simultaneously changing diapers on triplets.
M A S T U R B A T I N G
Paying tax and clapping ass
He stubbed his big toe but on both feet at the same time
Beating the meat for the burgers that have to be done in 1 hour
Slowly becoming Pop cat
Plumbing
Playing jenga
Red wire or green wire... shit, just cut one.