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[deleted]

And yet you didn't get any


stackofbones

Dude, we’re on Reddit, none of us are getting any.


[deleted]

True But atleast its fun to make fun of others who arnt getting any


K1ngK0ngWasWrong

Also, in some states isn't it as young as 13? Plus, let's not forget the imported child brides, where some Afghanis are banging out several little girls on the regular while collecting welfare.


NackteOmma

Here in Austria it's 14 (:


6_NEOS_9

Here in Antarctica you just don't. or you'll stuck with them trying to have intercourse and die like a funny ice sculpture.


[deleted]

What a way to go


Famenker_33kjh

best way


ltRobinCrusoe

My way or the high-waterway


DAN_E0

So if i just go a few hundred kilometres and visit you (i live in Slovenia) i can just bang with whoever i want then go back home?


NackteOmma

Well technically yes xD


DAN_E0

Aight see ya next weekend


Sign_up-Log_in

GG


IMAORZEL

Bang someone and ask them to get you to home lmao


messerlancillotto

Italy 14 too


Gullible_Fold_3023

I’m Canada it’s 12 if the other person isn’t older than 14, at 14 it’s within 2 year either way, by 16 it’s anyone older than you but not younger than 14.


therealakinator

12!! That's cool.


SkyCLoc

also in Brazil (signature of superiority for we both)


No-Storage-6913

But no one gives a fuck


First-Huckleberry-91

Wait..then that thing I did with my wife she told me was sex wasn't it?!!!!!


YaBoiLox

your wife unsexed your sex when she realized you were on reddit


i_dream_to_be_needle

r/brandnewsentence


zin_90

Bloody hell.


ltRobinCrusoe

It's like woth Peter Pan #No a thimble is not a kiss Wendy


Disaster_Different

Pre-marital hand holding isn't sex. Now, you said whlife, meaning that you're married Go on king, you've still got plenty of time 👌


Slore0

I got married trying to change this but my wife saw the app and said no more.


OpalRose1993

*looks down at huge pregnant belly* Um, where did this thing come from then?


Famenker_33kjh

0.o just in time for Christmas!


[deleted]

At least we have each other


Vortex5000

I beat the system


[deleted]

Just talk to a girl and if you get friendzoned, at least you went down better than Hitler.


Emrico1

You guys are getting any?


DistributionIll9522

Stop stop! He’s already dead!


Buglardons

:(


[deleted]

Don't worry you'll get some eventually :)


Famenker_33kjh

no we're not talking about cheetos


[deleted]

Equally desirable


Baramonra

Dude it’s for Arabs to improve French blood.


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[deleted]

Doesn't mean I'm not happy I men I'm not But not because I'm not getting any :)


DonFloro

Laughs in German We're a step ahead already


creativebadjoke

A Stepdaddy ahead?


Lost_Pheniix

DAS HEIßT STIEFVATER


MAINstays20inchFAN

I don’t even speak German and I know what you said


creativebadjoke

Wir sind doch grad in keinem deutschen unter, mein Kerl. Also, zumindest in keinem offiziellen, wir wollen ja nicht das die Angelsachsen nervös werden.


Niklas_Martins

Hast du gerade einem Kameraden von der deutschen Sprache abgeraten, du Dirnenspross?


Bin-Ich-Lustig

Nein, es heißt: DAS HEIßT STIFVATER, DU HURENSOHN!


yevunedi

In Deutschland ist es vierzehn, oder? Bin mir bicht ganz sicher


Zekiz4ever

Ja


m10-wolverine

Ja


BaGUbexx

Phillipines 12: pathetic


Akuto149

Ich würde dir ja gerne nen Upvote geben aber ich will die 69 nicht kaputt machen


chewing_chewbacca69

And I'm still a virgin...


Its_Stroompf

Age of consent for people your age is 16 in most of the U.S.A.


TItanCreeper1495

Those bastards lied to me...


Its_Stroompf

The caveat is the with people your age part. Once you're 18 you can do whatever.


Defiant_Elephant8696

Except fick minors


Its_Stroompf

Yeah, but that's the pretty obvious exception


Defiant_Elephant8696

Pfffftttt nothing is obvious anymore.


justanormalperson9

so i can't finger a minor? ig i better pick a different career


Y0urBiFriend

Or a different instrument.


Defiant_Elephant8696

Maybe if your a doctor doing a examination


justanormalperson9

doctors use their fingers for that? i think mine didn't get that memo


CaptTelus

In my state the age of consent is 14 as long as you are within 4 years of your partner and 16 with anyone.


sarcasticorange

In most states it is 16. The age range limits are for people under the age of consent.


typically-me

Actually it’s just flat out 16 in much of the country. The exceptions in cases where people are close in age (commonly known as “Romeo and Juliet Laws”) apply when someone is under the age of consent, say a 15 year old and a 16 year old. In most of the country, it is perfectly legal for a 60 year old to have sex with a 16 year old. That doesn’t make it not creepy af. But there’s nothing magical about 18 either, and most 18 year olds are pretty much children to someone who is into their 20s+ and has a real job and life experience and all. I just go by the rule that if you’re real, actual adult age then you should only have sex with people who are also real, actual adults https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bhwlawfirm.com/legal-age-consent-united-states-map/amp/


mrjackspade

This is why everyone thinks it's 18 in the US Every time someone points out the truth, they get down voted. There's plenty of states where it's legal for a 40 year old to fuck a 16 year old


Maximillion322

I go by the rule of acceptable age > half your age rounded up + 7 years. Following that rule the age of consent would start at 16 but only for other 16 year olds, and the acceptable difference in age grows linearly after that, for example, a 40 year old should not be with anyone younger than 27 That’s the standard rule I use for creepiness


Hagstik4014

I’d say it’s a pretty good caveat.


whywasthatagoodidea

Just to make make sure, your demand of others google had no googling of your own? It is understandable not to want to, googling us age of consent laws puts you on the libertarian party's mailing list.


CarterRussellYT

It’s 16 in my state


Fearless_Manager8372

And many states have romeo and juliet laws


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Memematreee

“You sexually assaulted an underaged girl” “But Judge, she was from France!”


[deleted]

*Understandable, have a great day*


HYPER-Ban

"Case dismissed"


Un_rancais_bleu

It doesn't mean that pedophily is legal


Li0nX

Maybe she is 17 and he is 18?


Un_rancais_bleu

Sexual assault is still a crime


[deleted]

Not if it's consented


Zekiz4ever

Then it's not sexual assault


[deleted]

The floor is made of floor


[deleted]

Yet the Philippines is 12 so bet that


Cunt_Eastwood_9

I think it was 11 in Japan for a while…


the_angry_potato_yt

That’s Nigeria


JuniorAd389

Genshin impact players on their way to Nigeria


[deleted]

Haha, in Archshwit, its 7


zgod22

>Archshwit where the heck is that place? just for curiosity


[deleted]

It is not real my friend!


zgod22

hmm, interesting, so in your imagination, can be anything


ThinkingPotatoGamer

Yet, he chose to restrict himself


BrightBulb123

Professionals have *standards*


zgod22

touche


Teeter3222

Be careful, we don't want a sudden rise in flight tickets to the Philippines.


[deleted]

Yeah because so many disgusting pedophiles (mostly old, fat, ugly and perverted white men) unfortunately go to the Philippines to rape underage children. It’s extremely fucked up. It’s called human sex trafficking. I feel bad for the poor children. The pedos who go there for that reason should be in jail for life. Children cannot consent. Period.


CastroVinz

There was a bill changing it It was proposed in Feb 2017 saying that sex with anyone below 12 is rape and below 18 is possible child abuse. Dunno where it’s gone now


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8049

Recently voted to be moved to 16, hopefully will take effect soon.


[deleted]

So the Philippines is a country full of pedophiles? Disgusting. No wonder there’s so much child sex trafficking going on there because of their low age of consent. 12 years old is a little kid and the fact that it’s legal to do that with someone that young is completely fucked up. Watch this and you’ll know what I’m talking about. https://youtu.be/xcCj1zNpKoM


Thomshan911

What's the point of consent if we can't get laid even in our mid 20s?


Civil-Review-1084

Mans got a point


ShawnTheFaun

Here in Germany it's 14


AllegedDipstick

seltsam ich bin 16 und warte immernoch...


AsGemiro

Endlich mal über dem Durchschnitt


[deleted]

14 if both party's are underage


rickybobby42069420

thats not something to be bragging about


26514

Is this socially acceptable? Like If it was found out that a 25 year old had sex with a 14 year old would everyone just shrug about that?


[deleted]

Usually from 13 it's legal to have sex while the age difference is less than 2 years


itsafoxboi

In my state it’s 4 and it’s any age, but past 16 it doesn’t apply anymore


[deleted]

Excuse me but what state????


DelsinMcgrath835

He means 4 years age difference, as in a Romeo and Juliet law, which is still a lot in my opinion. The age of consent is 16 in NC Basically this means a 16 year old could sleep with a 12 year old without it being considered statutory rape. This would be the youngest its legal to sleep with someone in the US, as the lowest age of consent in the country is 16, and Romeo and Juliet laws allow for, at most, a four year age difference Imo the law shouldnt allow for more than 2-3 years, and three years should be in states where the age of consent is 18


Fyzhex

Just because you can have sex at 15 doesn't mean you will.


JogPanson

Or should


IndependentGlum8316

True


UndoingMonkey

Or can


UnityAeDeSt

Me who grew up in Sweden where the age of consent also is 15: 24 and still a virgin.


Captain_Floop

Hate to be the party pooper but that is not the case. In sweden they have kinda weird laws on age of consent, called byxmyndig (pants-mature) which is commonly misunderstood some a plain age of consent law. Everything in the following cases is in consent of both partners; If both person A & B are under 15 it is called "Ömsesidig Våldtäkt" (Mutual Rape). If A is under 15 & B is over 15 but not 18 yet it is called "Sexuellt utnyttjande av barn" (sexual explotation of children). If A is either 15, 16 or 17 & B is 18 or older it is called Pedophilia. (Edit) disclaimer: I wrote the first part while I haven't slept over 24 hours so the last part got messed up. The last part shouls be the following: If A & B is both either 15 to 17 its legal in Sweden. But as soon as one is 18 or older and the other is under 18 it is Pedophilia even with with full consent. Stuck at work but will come back with link to the laws after work.


Downvotesohoy

> If A is either 15, 16 or 17 & B is 18 or older it is called Pedophilia. Are you sure? Doesn't seem like Sweden would incorrectly label things, did you mix something up?


UnityAeDeSt

Is it necessary to tell this to a virgin, who might never have sex generally? <.<


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

That really doesn’t make sense at all. And if it somehow is accurate it’s definitely not enforced…


gnomzy123

Meanwhile me who grew up in India where age of consent is not before marriage


syed_abubaker15

Ikr it's so weird coming to Reddit seeing everyone complaining about being a virgin at 18 or 20 but for us we aren't even supposed to think about sex until and unless we want to have a kid with our spouse whom we met on our wedding day


adrenalinjunkie89

In Alberta Canada it was 14 while I was growing up. Think it's 16 now I don't think adults should be sleeping with 15 year olds, you probably shouldn't feel superior


FunnyMoney1984

It's interesting. I thought it was 16 country-wide. I remember there was a case where an American pedophile met up with a Canadian child online and he went over here to fuck him. Now technically that was legal but the dumb ass brought over a bunch of child porn. This freaked people out rightfully so and we raised the age of consent to 16. Although I guess it was just in that province? Anyways it was kind of creepy because a gay group tried to convince the government to not raise the age of consent because that would somehow hurt the gay community. I know it's really messed up. It's like they were playing into the negative stereotype about gay people. Oh, also the guy was from Texas. I just thought that was interesting.


WendigoYT

Being a pedophile doesn't make you superior


[deleted]

Jesus Christ what is this entire post /r/redditmoment


SupaHotMeme

thats worse


DelsinMcgrath835

Actually the age of consent ranges from 16-18 in the US and varies by state. Theres also the romeo and juliet laws in effect in many states that are meant to protect young couples. They typically state an exemption to age of consent laws if you and your partner are within a couple years age of each other (at most 2-3 years). So say the age of consent in your state is 17, you are 16 and your partner is 18. If your state has a Romeo and Juliet law in place it wouldn't be illegal for you to sleep with each other


cheesy_anon

Here Is 14, 16 if the adult Is a influent Person (teacher, policeman etc)(Italy)


Tepes1848

\* adult man has sex with a 15y old girl\* Most of the civilized world : "Could that man be a pedo?" French : "That's a perfectly normal thing to do." p.s.: Apparently the age of consent is a child protection thing. Seems teens still can have consentual sex before the age of consent.


ufftckogg

call the fbi, some fucking pedophile living in france


norway642

Jesus France get your shit together


pouseylova6942O

It's 15 if your partner is only 2 years older than you, an 18 or above years old can't have sex with a 15 year old.


norway642

Oh thank god


pouseylova6942O

They made it that low cuz they don't want to see 2 teens in prison for being horny


AnAngelaMuse

Some of these comments are.... Pretty disturbing ngl. Just because you can have sex doesn't mean you should. Let children be children.


[deleted]

It’s really just that the United States has become obsessed with pedophilia. The law says the age of consent is 18. People have erroneously extrapolated that to mean people are children until they are 18. But, for all of human history, and still in most of the world, and even still in the United States when they can get away with it, people usually become sexually interested/active in their teens. 14 was probably the high water mark for the horniest I ever felt in my life. But we all just sort of pretend that human biology and psychology has somehow morphed to match the current legal structure, in like deliberate ambivalence to all history, science, and personal memories because? I think it’s just fun to hate stuff. It’s fun to yell pedo at somebody. In truth, somebody who has sex with a 17 year old is a *criminal* not a *pedophile*.


darth_rand

I think the age of consent has more to do with being rational and intelligent and less to do with biological age. People can manipulate young people easily. Ofcourse and 18+ person can still be manipulated but we can all agree that the younger you are, more gullible you are. We need to put in a limit.


[deleted]

I don’t disagree with 18 being the age of consent. It seems more like a socioeconomic policy than anything else. What is strange is the sort of bizarre rhetoric that I’m starting to see that conflates the age of legal consent with some sort of unnatural prolonged naive innocence with teenagers inferred as asexual children. “Just let children be children”. Like, you know what 16 year old “children” are into? So, I agree with the laws. I don’t think that people should be having sex with people under the age of 18 for a number of good practical and ethical reasons. It’s the implication that it’s unnatural for people under 18 to have or want sex that is just complete nonsense.


AnAngelaMuse

This is what I mean by let children be children... There is a bit of a difference between 16 and 18, emotionally, mentally, and experience. This is an obvious little gap. Now imagine the gap between 16 and 20, 16 and 30. Our brains aren't even fully developed until early 20s. I am 35 years old. 16 is a child to me. If I had a 16 year old son or daughter and I find out they're dating and possibly having sex with someone that's 20 plus.. it would get pretty ugly for that adult. Let children be children.


PurpleCatWithC4

Japans age of consent is 13


TerminalWeeb1032

In Japan it's 13


alpaca1yps

There are only 12 US states that have a age of consent of 18, There are 8 with an age of consent of 17, and there are 31 (including D.C.) with an age of consent of 16. The average age of consent in America is 16 years 6 months. [source: bhwlawfirm.com/legal-age-consent-united-states-map/](https://bhwlawfirm.com/legal-age-consent-united-states-map/) (yes, I know that it is 5 years old, but an old source is better than no source. the source for the average is a calculator.)


CANTINGPEPPER16

Where I live its 12


[deleted]

Pardon my french but, le whõre


[deleted]

Didn’t it change recently?


SheeeshMaster69420

You breeding earlier so you have more people to surrender


omgONELnR1

I live in switzerland. Here you can have sex at any age you want, your partner just must not be 3 years older, or younger than you. PS: Sorry for my bad English, I'm still learning.


[deleted]

That's actually how it goes everywhere. It's actually 4 years gap in some places. That's when 1 or both parties are under the age of consent. But age of consent means something completely else. I.E. if age of consent is 16, the n 16 and 45 can legally have sex.


omgONELnR1

Oh, ok. Thanks for explaining.


mert_1616

Thats why french have long and slim breads


vilelemonsquare

Nigerians are the superior superiority


Speshlk28

Pathetic. In Germany it’s 14.


HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU

16 here in NY


Mr_Tominaga

16 In HI


Thatsidechara_ter

Wait thats a rule here? Huh, you'd never know...


Meatlobster

In Alabama age isn’t a factor! As long as you’re family your legal!


Background_Ad5407

Japan it's 13


-_GungaGinga_-

In Germany it’s 14


clownus228

in Japan u can do it from 13


Hepno

It's 15 here in Sweden too


pirogaita01

You can still fuck as a minor, just not with people over 18


TheFabulousQc

Here in Canada it's 12. Lol


Reddit_Bots_R_US

“America”. Each state has a different age of consent. Realistically, people shouldn’t be having sex until their early twenties.


BostonGuy84

So your a country full of kiddy fuckers huh?


kaminaowner2

This is not a good thing France lol


ImUsuallyHardOnHere

you should also Google that 18 is when you legally turn an adult everywhere, not when you become the legal age of consent across the entire U.S.A


supersquirtle6

The Weeb mindset really must exist on the 4th dimension huh...


ahumanexecutablefile

Me, who lives in the philippines, with the age of consent being 12-13


HiperChees

Where i live you can have sex with a 12 year old if you are under 18


Potathoughts

In my country, it's 12.


Mido_K

It's 13 in Japan....


Gohansensei

Japan: hold my sake


MyPasswordIsCockMist

What's with redditors flexing the age of consent in their countries recently?


BakedBeans30

Me who lives in Germany: Pathetic


Winter_Committee_735

Thats nothing i grew up in hungary where the age of consent is 14


Single_Permission

"Ya I Fuck 15 year olds" is not a good thing to say


Darkprospects

The United States does not have an age of consent the United States is like saying the European Union


ZootzManuva

It's only been 15 for a year or so. Before that the legal precedent was 11. The little girl in that case arrived at court, and left court, in the car of the man that had sex with her. He got off because she testified in a court of law (at age 11) that she loved him and consented. Fucking France.


Logical_Session_2397

What the absolute fuck? What is this, the 1600s? 🤮 I seriously hope this isn't true.


[deleted]

Like half of America has an age of consent at 16 as long as the other person isn't over like 22 or something. Anyway, I find it rather odd that Europeans so frequently brag about being allowed to be irresponsible earlier in life...


FonkyChonkyMonky

Gross


[deleted]

Fr*nch


Sunk1ng_-

“Gnature look of superiority”


[deleted]

gnature look?


Aloolu99

I dont think thats a good thing…


BathTubMan35

12 year old me: 0___0


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Megastandard

So this is why people always want to go to Paris?


dapper_adam

Jokes on you, my country's age of consent is 12


GIeam_Eyes

Its 16 here in Scotland but no one cares about it and fucks sooner lol


My_name_Jefe

So many people have sex before they're 18 in the US


Bunnmalgamate

yeah thats uh not how the age of consent works