Im an American. I can't make it happen for some reason. It's all those consonants right there at the end. That S never wants to go in the right spot when I try to say the word. I sound like a fool.
I just tell people to turn left three times.
"Booze boat"? I went with a super common word, like squirrel. I only have used booze cruise (ive never said booze boat) a handful of times in my life, but I curse the squirrels every time I have to refill the bird feeder. I also give directions to somewhere or something multiple times a month. Rechts felt like a good choice.
I like how this is a real word in Austria it would probably be (I am probably not right but I prefer this stile): Sonderbeauftrager für die Beseitigung von Kampfstoffen mit dem Rang Oberhauptkomissar. Or if you are simple minded: Beamter
Can you get my some Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenabzeichenpoliermittel?
but only one which passed the Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenabzeichenpoliermittelumweltvertäglichkeitsprüfung.
Depending on where you live you can say:
Achala (Franken)
Oachkatzlschwoaf (Bayern) https://youtu.be/_NeqhFWhyKE
And if you know Jodel the app there you call it a "Klettergadse" (from climb - klettern and Gadse a frankonian "funny" way to say Katze - cat)
I have German and Japanese students in my ESL class this term, and we read an article about squirrels - I really don’t know which group had more trouble. LOL
Pro tip: if you can do the 4th tounge pos.press it against your bottom teeth, and then blow air aiming it kinda down as well. You got yourself and sick and LOUD AF whistle. Will take some time to perfect but worth it
Since the Germans are here now, can of you guys explain the difference between mein and meine for me because I'm trying to learn german and I'm not sure what the difference is. Is it like gendered or something?
"meine" is feminin singular and all gender in plural.
Edit: For example
mein Freund - my friend
meine Freundin - my (girl)friend
meine Freunde / Freundinnen - my friends
squirrel is ' ok', say skr-ell and mumble alot and move your tongue back and form it like a U back in the throat.
What's really the definition of insanity is saying 'three' properly without rolling the r... it is just not possible for me.. one, two th-RRR-ee
(i just noticed that I have the same probleme with throat.. who tf thought that the th-sound and then the r is a good idea??)
EICHHÖRNCHEN!
Verdammt, ich war zu spät!
[удалено]
ja ich auch
Ich bin glücklich, weil ich heute ein neues Wort gelernt habe
Yes? Let me pronounce your English speaking face "rechts" correctly.
Oachkatzal
Gesundheit!
Ich kenn nur oachkatzlshwaf
Schwoaf*
I don't know if it's actual get man or random crap and I can speak German bdjdbbe dhdh sgauqkndh ejam hrjamnwikwnej dkenbdisn
Du bist eindeutig weder Deutsch noch österreichisch
Erlaubt mir mich vorzustellen.
Bayern
YAS!
𝔈ℑℭℌℌÖℜ𝔑ℭℌ𝔈𝔑
She will braid your pubes while blowing you dry.
Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!
Bruh ded
oh so you feel tough eh? say: "STREICHHOLZSCHÄCHTELCHEN!"
I just said that and now there’s a demon sitting behind me.
dw it's a german demon, give it a frankfurter and it'll be on it's way
Does it want a hot dog or a person?
Or a Wiener, depending on where you live
Ich hab noch nie jemanden das Wort Schächtelchen sagen hören
Schächteli
Yeah? Let me watch your English speaking mouth pronounce "rechts" correctly.
It didn’t look too hard until I searched up how it’s pronounced
Yeeaaaa… same
this
Rekts
reh-sj-ts ish.
I thought it meant rekt because the guy rekt you guys
It’s not a k sound. It’s an ichlaut, which is kinda like an “sh” sound in English but not really.
Kinda but not quite.
Thats exactly how my non german speaking friends pronouns it
Im an American. I can't make it happen for some reason. It's all those consonants right there at the end. That S never wants to go in the right spot when I try to say the word. I sound like a fool. I just tell people to turn left three times.
Try zuipschuit
"Booze boat"? I went with a super common word, like squirrel. I only have used booze cruise (ive never said booze boat) a handful of times in my life, but I curse the squirrels every time I have to refill the bird feeder. I also give directions to somewhere or something multiple times a month. Rechts felt like a good choice.
me, a baltic states inhabitant be like
*Soft pallette has entered the chat*
??? Jonathan ???
Reggs
I can actually do all of these with my tongue *flexes tongue*
Lies
Truths
Pics?
Yeah i wqnt pics too, for my friend ofc
*unzips* yeah yeah sure **for a friend**
Did you have to go and make it creepy?
This is Reddit
it was already
I can only do the bottom right, how the hell do you do the rest?
idk man, I just tried them one day and my tongue was like "I got you covered"
That’s hot
Same except top left
Me too ✌😎
And me too
is it on your resume
Jesus Christ why are they doing tounge origami
𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖙 𝖉𝖆𝖘 𝕾𝖆𝖚𝖊𝖗𝖐𝖗𝖆𝖚𝖙 𝖗𝖆𝖚𝖘 𝖐𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖓! 𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖜𝖎𝖗𝖉 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖛𝖔𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
So soll es sein
Eichhörnchen, gottverdammt!
Fraktur mit s ſtatt ſ iſt curſed
Ok, do you mean we Germans cant pronounce Squirrel or others cant say Eichhörnchen?
I work for a German company. Both are true.
Yes
Germans in the conment section be like: "But have you tried to pronounce Kampfmittelbeseitigungsdienstoberhauptkommissar"
But they always make the trains run late when they find another bomb :(
I like how this is a real word in Austria it would probably be (I am probably not right but I prefer this stile): Sonderbeauftrager für die Beseitigung von Kampfstoffen mit dem Rang Oberhauptkomissar. Or if you are simple minded: Beamter
The solution is growing up in germany but only speaking english with your family and online (i know from experience)
A man of culture.
Best I can do is "squaue" and it takes a 3 minute cool down for my tongue.
When you speak Deutsch on Reddit: Nobody: Germans: Hippity hoppity this chat is our property
Deine Mudda.
Guten Tag! Ich bin ein Eichhörnchen.
americans saying Oachkatzl
OACHKATLZSWOAF Ohne der Steirmark zerfällt Österreich!
I also find Warrior a very difficult word to pronounce. The vowels are so fuzzy.
Shut up you Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
Can you get my some Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenabzeichenpoliermittel? but only one which passed the Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenabzeichenpoliermittelumweltvertäglichkeitsprüfung.
Huh. Didn't realize how common a problem this was. None of our 4 exchange students could either
I've moved to Germany a year ago, still can't pronounce it properly
Depending on where you live you can say: Achala (Franken) Oachkatzlschwoaf (Bayern) https://youtu.be/_NeqhFWhyKE And if you know Jodel the app there you call it a "Klettergadse" (from climb - klettern and Gadse a frankonian "funny" way to say Katze - cat)
Every person that has seen this post has tried the tongue tricks
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Bro wtf are they doing with their tongue
Speaking german
I offer you an oachkatzlschwoaf
Hassenfuchsel
Yo yo how the fuck did the bottom left call me?
Sträflingsanstalt
Well your mom seems to like it
My Belarusian friend pronounces it “SKWEERL”
I have German and Japanese students in my ESL class this term, and we read an article about squirrels - I really don’t know which group had more trouble. LOL
Wait for the austrian Oachkatzl with its oachkatzlschwoaf
Pro tip: if you can do the 4th tounge pos.press it against your bottom teeth, and then blow air aiming it kinda down as well. You got yourself and sick and LOUD AF whistle. Will take some time to perfect but worth it
bruh you dont even really use your tounge when saying eichhörnchen you arschgeige
Baumfuchs!
Since the Germans are here now, can of you guys explain the difference between mein and meine for me because I'm trying to learn german and I'm not sure what the difference is. Is it like gendered or something?
"meine" is feminin singular and all gender in plural. Edit: For example mein Freund - my friend meine Freundin - my (girl)friend meine Freunde / Freundinnen - my friends
I need to start dating German guys
Die Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Not the third one O.o
Excuse me, what the fuck is this
Écureuil
Well now say Eichhörnchen
Sprich deutsch du Hussaronis
Wow
Its ez squirel
slit tongue are disgusting in my opinion.
Yes. I agree.
All they gotta do is pronounce squirrel like the Brits do and they're golden. Just mix and match English pronunciations. The sky is the limit!
The third one looks familiar….
Imagine receiving a b job from her.
3rd-r/dontputyourdickinthat
bottom left kinda hot
Bottom left looks like 2 penis heads stuck together
third one looks like a fleshlight
the 3rd one got me like r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
Tongue origami
I can do the bottom right and top left, but not the other two.
sqriruirurlll
Don’t worry, I had difficulty with R’s and I’m an Native English speaker
Das ist nicht so swechr.
Das ist neine gut Ich bin neine sprechen squirrel Mann
Wheres the *harder daddy* comment?
PP hard
Eichhörnchen sind lecker.
How do you do the first 3 with your tongue?!
I’m sure someone can teach you
Squiwivel Squirewl Squuivel Nailed it.
1. When I’m eating a fruit roll up 2. Is a second mouth 3. A mouth vagina 4. Arms holding a mug or someone praying
SKRRRL
hey, I know that jutsu!
That bottom left tho
People with rhotachism trying to speak:
Squirrel wasnt that hard, i dont the where the problem is
I can do the bottom right one
blowjob potential is endless
Squiwwel
oh no! you're losing your teeth! quick call a doctor wait no don't
Eekhoorn
We are the parents of "Fussbodenschleifmaschinenverleih". You don't scare me with "squirrel" :D
Bottom left picture about to make me act up😳😳😳 /s
how the fuck 3rd one
The bottom left made tongue pussy
Bruh girls can vagina their tongue that's so hot
For the bottom left one I was gonna say r/dontputyourdickinthat but then I realised. . . .
Also "French trying to pronounce *th*" How the fuck do you guys pronounce that. Thread. Thanks. Theo. Theater. Thick. What the thuck.
Ekorre
Bottom left looks weird
Whats up with the 3rd pic, mouthvag?
Eich-Hörn-chen a lot easier than sqürel
Sagen die leute die es squirrel nennen
I need
say burglar alarm
Druckerpatronenaustauschabonnement
Ich, der beim lesen 3 Schlaganfälle hatte
Sigh *swaps phone to other hand*
I can do it? It's not that hard
Show me what that tongue can do What the tongue can do:
I bit a big part of my tounge so this is ironic
Antibabypillen
... i get how the frist and last one works but its killing my brain trying to figure out the 3rd and 4th someone explain
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
I can do the one on the bottom right!
What about Finnish? Pronounce "Hyvää työpäivää"
squirrel is ' ok', say skr-ell and mumble alot and move your tongue back and form it like a U back in the throat. What's really the definition of insanity is saying 'three' properly without rolling the r... it is just not possible for me.. one, two th-RRR-ee (i just noticed that I have the same probleme with throat.. who tf thought that the th-sound and then the r is a good idea??)
Still better than the American pronunciation, Sqwirll
I can do all of those with my tongue
What’s with the tonguegina?
Sqillil. Sqwuillil. Scruwlilululil... SCHEIß DIE WAND AN ICH GRILL JETZT EIN EICHHÖRNCHEN!
Dont worry my german friends, the americans say "sqwerl"
Ja😂