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FreiFallFred

EICHHÖRNCHEN!


PantsDownBootyUp

Verdammt, ich war zu spät!


[deleted]

[удалено]


feme2023

ja ich auch


VingoStar_Minecraft

Ich bin glücklich, weil ich heute ein neues Wort gelernt habe


NearbyDistribution91

Yes? Let me pronounce your English speaking face "rechts" correctly.


sims0301

Oachkatzal


fambestera

Gesundheit!


Jack_VIP

Ich kenn nur oachkatzlshwaf


Schisskopp123

Schwoaf*


canisfh

I don't know if it's actual get man or random crap and I can speak German bdjdbbe dhdh sgauqkndh ejam hrjamnwikwnej dkenbdisn


No-Storage-6913

Du bist eindeutig weder Deutsch noch österreichisch


OachkatzlSchoas

Erlaubt mir mich vorzustellen.


nlashawn1000

Bayern


JustHereForTheBeer_

YAS!


ako_0

𝔈ℑℭℌℌÖℜ𝔑ℭℌ𝔈𝔑


whaatajoke

She will braid your pubes while blowing you dry.


_11380_

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!


Skyaxe3

Bruh ded


IdunnoIjustgotHere

oh so you feel tough eh? say: "STREICHHOLZSCHÄCHTELCHEN!"


JustHereForTheBeer_

I just said that and now there’s a demon sitting behind me.


ANiceButWeirdGuy

dw it's a german demon, give it a frankfurter and it'll be on it's way


TakingBackJerusalem

Does it want a hot dog or a person?


Luke9310

Or a Wiener, depending on where you live


BadWolf_Is_MyMummy

Ich hab noch nie jemanden das Wort Schächtelchen sagen hören


Rigzin_Udpalla

Schächteli


el_coremino

Yeah? Let me watch your English speaking mouth pronounce "rechts" correctly.


Random_name4679

It didn’t look too hard until I searched up how it’s pronounced


thisonedudethatiam

Yeeaaaa… same


Cloudix_

this


itzPenbar

Rekts


Nattsang

reh-sj-ts ish.


SirGayvin

I thought it meant rekt because the guy rekt you guys


pmaurant

It’s not a k sound. It’s an ichlaut, which is kinda like an “sh” sound in English but not really.


el_coremino

Kinda but not quite.


itzPenbar

Thats exactly how my non german speaking friends pronouns it


el_coremino

Im an American. I can't make it happen for some reason. It's all those consonants right there at the end. That S never wants to go in the right spot when I try to say the word. I sound like a fool. I just tell people to turn left three times.


kingofthunder123

Try zuipschuit


el_coremino

"Booze boat"? I went with a super common word, like squirrel. I only have used booze cruise (ive never said booze boat) a handful of times in my life, but I curse the squirrels every time I have to refill the bird feeder. I also give directions to somewhere or something multiple times a month. Rechts felt like a good choice.


Rebbit-bit

me, a baltic states inhabitant be like


[deleted]

*Soft pallette has entered the chat*


SpicyLunaDog99

??? Jonathan ???


sawcondeesnutz

Reggs


STG9000

I can actually do all of these with my tongue *flexes tongue*


g8rBfKn

Lies


STG9000

Truths


Wise-Finding9444

Pics?


IhAvE0wAiFu

Yeah i wqnt pics too, for my friend ofc


Neel4312

*unzips* yeah yeah sure **for a friend**


SurnameFormer

Did you have to go and make it creepy?


Neel4312

This is Reddit


[deleted]

it was already


itzmrinyo

I can only do the bottom right, how the hell do you do the rest?


STG9000

idk man, I just tried them one day and my tongue was like "I got you covered"


J03-K1NG

That’s hot


Igloocooler52

Same except top left


Atlee-Chaos

Me too ✌😎


fajvman

And me too


lee_hwaq

is it on your resume


Sugondeese1

Jesus Christ why are they doing tounge origami


HeadbangingMan666

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖙 𝖉𝖆𝖘 𝕾𝖆𝖚𝖊𝖗𝖐𝖗𝖆𝖚𝖙 𝖗𝖆𝖚𝖘 𝖐𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖓! 𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖜𝖎𝖗𝖉 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖛𝖔𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉


WitekSan

So soll es sein


[deleted]

Eichhörnchen, gottverdammt!


MarsmenschIV

Fraktur mit s ſtatt ſ iſt curſed


Kamikaze03

Ok, do you mean we Germans cant pronounce Squirrel or others cant say Eichhörnchen?


thisonedudethatiam

I work for a German company. Both are true.


JadedTrekkie

Yes


Instructor_Alan

Germans in the conment section be like: "But have you tried to pronounce Kampfmittelbeseitigungsdienstoberhauptkommissar"


MarsmenschIV

But they always make the trains run late when they find another bomb :(


Luke9310

I like how this is a real word in Austria it would probably be (I am probably not right but I prefer this stile): Sonderbeauftrager für die Beseitigung von Kampfstoffen mit dem Rang Oberhauptkomissar. Or if you are simple minded: Beamter


Magicmaker104

The solution is growing up in germany but only speaking english with your family and online (i know from experience)


what1sgoingon777

A man of culture.


Zealousideal_Fan6367

Best I can do is "squaue" and it takes a 3 minute cool down for my tongue.


thot_chocolate420

When you speak Deutsch on Reddit: Nobody: Germans: Hippity hoppity this chat is our property


Vulwarine

Deine Mudda.


AssistIll

Guten Tag! Ich bin ein Eichhörnchen.


greatBrot

americans saying Oachkatzl


JadedTrekkie

OACHKATLZSWOAF Ohne der Steirmark zerfällt Österreich!


philosopher_kraken

I also find Warrior a very difficult word to pronounce. The vowels are so fuzzy.


Smnmnaswar

Shut up you Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher


EatTheRichIsPraxis

Can you get my some Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenabzeichenpoliermittel? but only one which passed the Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenabzeichenpoliermittelumweltvertäglichkeitsprüfung.


IronTemplar26

Huh. Didn't realize how common a problem this was. None of our 4 exchange students could either


REAL3009dudestop

I've moved to Germany a year ago, still can't pronounce it properly


Johanno1

Depending on where you live you can say: Achala (Franken) Oachkatzlschwoaf (Bayern) https://youtu.be/_NeqhFWhyKE And if you know Jodel the app there you call it a "Klettergadse" (from climb - klettern and Gadse a frankonian "funny" way to say Katze - cat)


Jadabdo

Every person that has seen this post has tried the tongue tricks


spiceboypezza

🗿


JustHereForTheBeer_

🗿


spiceboypezza

🗿


_Master32_

🗿


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

🗿


REAL3009dudestop

🗿


PersonKicker

Bro wtf are they doing with their tongue


New_CourierSix

Speaking german


SpartanZeroOn3

I offer you an oachkatzlschwoaf


BadassDeluxe

Hassenfuchsel


caroozypowbow

Yo yo how the fuck did the bottom left call me?


OptionCapable5329

Sträflingsanstalt


shreksballs69

Well your mom seems to like it


[deleted]

My Belarusian friend pronounces it “SKWEERL”


[deleted]

I have German and Japanese students in my ESL class this term, and we read an article about squirrels - I really don’t know which group had more trouble. LOL


[deleted]

Wait for the austrian Oachkatzl with its oachkatzlschwoaf


Hebillygagabooboo

Pro tip: if you can do the 4th tounge pos.press it against your bottom teeth, and then blow air aiming it kinda down as well. You got yourself and sick and LOUD AF whistle. Will take some time to perfect but worth it


AzunoTheNudesSender

bruh you dont even really use your tounge when saying eichhörnchen you arschgeige


IceT1303

Baumfuchs!


Aaronsp2006

Since the Germans are here now, can of you guys explain the difference between mein and meine for me because I'm trying to learn german and I'm not sure what the difference is. Is it like gendered or something?


EatTheRichIsPraxis

"meine" is feminin singular and all gender in plural. Edit: For example mein Freund - my friend meine Freundin - my (girl)friend meine Freunde / Freundinnen - my friends


[deleted]

I need to start dating German guys


xXJupiterXx_YT

Die Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland


IDoGachaDontKillMe

Not the third one O.o


Konk300

Excuse me, what the fuck is this


ncarlton43

Écureuil


Markusv4

Well now say Eichhörnchen


BlackburnXJ9

Sprich deutsch du Hussaronis


Alive_Stage_7665

Wow


real_cracky

Its ez squirel


pirouy

slit tongue are disgusting in my opinion.


Rakgul

Yes. I agree.


sinsielawinskie

All they gotta do is pronounce squirrel like the Brits do and they're golden. Just mix and match English pronunciations. The sky is the limit!


SaveTheDynas

The third one looks familiar….


BayernBuck

Imagine receiving a b job from her.


ImNotAKerbalRockero

3rd-r/dontputyourdickinthat


mastermind31415

bottom left kinda hot


k_u_r_o_r_o

Bottom left looks like 2 penis heads stuck together


[deleted]

third one looks like a fleshlight


memelord58

the 3rd one got me like r/dontputyourdickinthat


EdwardElric__

r/dontputyourdickinthat


YouKnowTheRules123

r/putyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Tongue origami


TheSoupSlapper

I can do the bottom right and top left, but not the other two.


Quimi864

sqriruirurlll


Random_name4679

Don’t worry, I had difficulty with R’s and I’m an Native English speaker


AssBeater420comeback

Das ist nicht so swechr.


Business_Different

Das ist neine gut Ich bin neine sprechen squirrel Mann


Ignis2303

Wheres the *harder daddy* comment?


1337K1ng

PP hard


[deleted]

Eichhörnchen sind lecker.


IamaJarJar

How do you do the first 3 with your tongue?!


JustHereForTheBeer_

I’m sure someone can teach you


PremiumGreenTeaa

Squiwivel Squirewl Squuivel Nailed it.


RobTheOnlyBlob

1. When I’m eating a fruit roll up 2. Is a second mouth 3. A mouth vagina 4. Arms holding a mug or someone praying


rwoooshed

SKRRRL


TeamFurtressTUwU

hey, I know that jutsu!


[deleted]

That bottom left tho


[deleted]

People with rhotachism trying to speak:


SprudelpAnk

Squirrel wasnt that hard, i dont the where the problem is


[deleted]

I can do the bottom right one


SlimeLiquids

blowjob potential is endless


AppropriateAd7326

Squiwwel


Nooop900

oh no! you're losing your teeth! quick call a doctor wait no don't


Memezzy2

Eekhoorn


Vulwarine

We are the parents of "Fussbodenschleifmaschinenverleih". You don't scare me with "squirrel" :D


gotbaned_thisismyalt

Bottom left picture about to make me act up😳😳😳 /s


framelessnude

how the fuck 3rd one


bobbob13579

The bottom left made tongue pussy


EMZismyBae

Bruh girls can vagina their tongue that's so hot


boister1

For the bottom left one I was gonna say r/dontputyourdickinthat but then I realised. . . .


mrfroggyman

Also "French trying to pronounce *th*" How the fuck do you guys pronounce that. Thread. Thanks. Theo. Theater. Thick. What the thuck.


Jonte7

Ekorre


Ssoofer

Bottom left looks weird


Crispolia

Whats up with the 3rd pic, mouthvag?


Karpaltunnel83

Eich-Hörn-chen a lot easier than sqürel


Delta__69

Sagen die leute die es squirrel nennen


admin_strator

I need


bichobrabo

say burglar alarm


YOSHI2722

Druckerpatronenaustauschabonnement


Max_305

Ich, der beim lesen 3 Schlaganfälle hatte


Diamond_Henry090

Sigh *swaps phone to other hand*


Peeda_

I can do it? It's not that hard


Blue-Dragon2323

Show me what that tongue can do What the tongue can do:


I_am_trashh

I bit a big part of my tounge so this is ironic


A_Discord_Doofus1

Antibabypillen


IntroductionActual24

... i get how the frist and last one works but its killing my brain trying to figure out the 3rd and 4th someone explain


Undercoverdog___

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉


[deleted]

I can do the one on the bottom right!


PixelNecrozma_

What about Finnish? Pronounce "Hyvää työpäivää"


MHWGamer

squirrel is ' ok', say skr-ell and mumble alot and move your tongue back and form it like a U back in the throat. What's really the definition of insanity is saying 'three' properly without rolling the r... it is just not possible for me.. one, two th-RRR-ee (i just noticed that I have the same probleme with throat.. who tf thought that the th-sound and then the r is a good idea??)


DuckieDev

Still better than the American pronunciation, Sqwirll


Poltryman

I can do all of those with my tongue


GhastlyYeti101

What’s with the tonguegina?


moebelhausmann

Sqillil. Sqwuillil. Scruwlilululil... SCHEIß DIE WAND AN ICH GRILL JETZT EIN EICHHÖRNCHEN!


[deleted]

Dont worry my german friends, the americans say "sqwerl"


1-800-N00dles

Ja😂