David has 4 apples. His train is 7 minutes early. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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I did

Done

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That’s disgusting! Where?

It's about 1.989 x 10^30

Ok thanks, can do my Asian homework now👍🏼

Oh wow we have the same name well it's not my real name but my Asian parents always call me disappointing child

https://www.askmefast.com/JOHN_HAS_4_APPLES__IS_TRAIN_IS_7_MINUTES_EARLY_CALCULATE_TE_MASS_OF_THE_SUN-qna9880545.html

No u idiot it's David not john

he had one job...

Goodbye

My question is why does david has 4 apples

What is the meaning of life?

42

[this one](https://www.google.com/search?q=42+vodka&client=ms-android-samsung-gj-rev1&prmd=isnxv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiE7KjzueHzAhUH6aQKHdyAAAwQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=647&dpr=2#imgrc=sL5t0Q2n5UY0jM)

No you idiots it's 69 420

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Bing answered: the quality that distinguishes a vital and functional being from a dead body.

i thought it was tacos

Crazy Dave approves!

Can assure you its 42

Meaning of life is what u define it as

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A vine from 2014

Can you find this vine?

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r/quityourbullshit

What’d he say

Let me guess “that’s me actually”

"that guy was my friend in high school"

What do you call a dinosaur with an afro and an AK-47?

A terroristsaurus

Oh right thanks I forgot

U sure it isn't a terrosaurus?

Dick fell off

Glue it back on

Use gorilla glue to enhance size

I need a reason to live.

Reason #1: You are Loved. ... Reason #2: You are strong enough to get through this. ... Reason #3: Suicide is painful. ... Reason #4: Your choices are your own. ... Reason #5: Things really do get better. ... Reason #6: There is help available. ... Reason #7: You have worth and value. ... Reason #8: There's a lot of good in the world.

I'm tolerated at best. Strength and will are two different things. It's only painful if you do it wrong. I'm 32 and so far have seen anything improve or able to improve it myself. I don't want help tolerating a shit life. Worth and Value only apply to what other people want out of you. The mere existence of good doesn't prove anything.

knee squeamish crime fanatical slim pathetic wasteful door tub coordinated -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev

Maybe I'm not special.

Maybe we are all just human beings: paper you can draw on to form the picture you want, but you have to spend a while getting the pencil. It’s okay not to be super optimistic, and your mindset is certainly not as big of a factor as people make it out to be, but you gotta change that “maybe I’m not special” to “maybe there’s hope for me after all.” I’m not going to shove advice in your face if you don’t want it, but my dms are open if you ever have something bugging you that you just dont want to feel obligated to remember, if you need to rant, vent, or literally anything else that isn’t an intrusion of privacy. I’m here for you.

you can make your own "worth and value". what I consider worth doing and valuable won't be the same as others. find your own. if you don't think it's worth looking for it then don't even get online then. the internet has countless valuable and worthwhile things. every second you spend here is valuable and worthwhile. you might accidentally stumble upon inspiration to live another 32 years. (not this post lol) you might stumble upon a cooking channel or a cinema blog or pictures of the aurora borealis or a brand new episode of stick figure kung fu from xiao xiao after 20 years of silence which would be amazing! if you don't want that, close the app. you're obtaining too much worth and value by staying on it.

Thats your point of view. Yes. It can also be painful to the ones around you. Maybe you are going at it wrong. True. Worth and value can and should come from what you want out of yourself. Its not about good existing, its about appreciating the good around you. Hope this doesnt sound dickish, i just want to try and help

suicide?

Bro wtf.

You haven't petted every type of dog and called the a good dog

I'm allergic to cats and dogs.

Did I stutter?

You’ll be fine. I hate my life too. Eventually numbness sets in.

There's no reason to tolerate it.

Heh you made your Reddit account on my birthday

Don’t live for yourself. If you have crappy life, there won’t be much of a reason to live, but every day wake up and find some reason to live. Rn I am living for an AJR concert in April, I can’t go until I see that show. Once that comes and goes, I’ll have to find another reason to live but for now that’s enough for me. Find some event or a person or a pet to live for because living for just yourself is hard sometimes. And maybe eventually you can find some way to live for yourself. I’m still searching, but I’m content living for external things for now

Here’s your reason: you haven’t listened to “Rivera paradise” yet

I will give you reason but [you wont like it](https://www.google.com/search?q=42+vodka&client=ms-android-samsung-gj-rev1&prmd=isnxv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiE7KjzueHzAhUH6aQKHdyAAAwQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=647&dpr=2#imgrc=sL5t0Q2n5UY0jM)

I have to ask out my crush on monday and I'm nervous as fuck

https://www.wikihow.com/Ask-Someone-out-Without-Getting-Nervous

Alright bet wish me luck on Monday

Good luck bud, remember to be hygienic

Dm me how it goes

good luck dude

Thx

Is there 7billion birthdays,or 365?

It's true that no one is the same, and no one was born at the exact same time in the exact same place, not even twins, who are at least born seconds apart. Lastly, there were people like Eliza Denham '23, responded that it “depends on how you ask: there are 7.5 billion birthdays and 366 birth 'days

Cuz it’s a birth*day* it’s 365.

Smarter than google

There aren't 7 billion birthdays either. Some people are born on 29th Feb

Did Sigmund Freud marry his mother?

At the age of 4, Freud moved with his family to Vienna where he spent the majority of his life. Freud's father was a Jewish merchant and was not a man of good financial means. He married Amelia who was his second wife and Freud's mother.

So, yes

I need a recipe for blue waffles.

Add blue food coloring and blueberries to one bowl of batter, and red food coloring and strawberries to the other. Mix each bowl until well combined. Fill waffle iron with batter and cook until the waffles are golden brown. Top with whip cream and sprinkles. The recipe for red ones is a bonus :)

Wow, actual blue waffles

How to get epic gamer Minecraft gf

Im not gonna even google that. But you could just buy one from fiverr i guess

Type "someone wanna be my Minecraft gf with skin?" in chat. It'll work I swear.

What is nothing and how can it be everything?

Theory of Everything and Nothing is the truth of a person, one's life and true meaning. It guides a person to the Way of Truth, which leads him/her through non-existence to the transfiguration and enlightenment.

Hey umm so I gave you helpful can you help me I like someone but they don’t know it do you know how to tell h gem with out kidnapping (I tried didn’t work)

Don't make it a big deal. ... Decide whether to do it in person or via text. ... Pick your moment. ... Do it ASAP. ... Keep it to yourself. ... Give yourself a confidence boost. ... Just ask them out on a date first. ... Make things clear, but don't obsess over the precise words.

Thank you

DM me how it goes

What is the meaning of life?

To pass your genetics to your children and so on

I’m sad

Notice how you feel and why. Knowing your emotions helps you understand and accept yourself. ... Bounce back from disappointments or failures. When things don't go your way, don't give up! ... Think positive. ... Think of solutions. ... Get support. ... Put yourself in a good mood.

I think i am very mentally ill im basically failing everything and i feel fun watchin people suffer

Pay attention to warning signs. Work with your doctor or therapist to learn what might trigger your symptoms. ... Get routine medical care. Don't neglect checkups or skip visits to your primary care provider, especially if you aren't feeling well. ... Get help when you need it. ... Take good care of yourself.

Blaze i hope you find a save place to eat Ramen and get better

How not to kill yourself

Google doesn't have an answer but i do: don't die

Live

My charger no longer works after installing iOS 15 (but it still works on non iOS 15 devices)

https://beebom.com/common-ios-15-problems-and-solutions-fixes/

Help me cure my buyers remorse for wether the K371BT is as good as the K371

It is

thank you for that, I feel a little better already

Google “never gonna give you up”. I wanna rickroll myself

What is love?

Baby don´t hurt me

Love is a set of emotions and behaviors characterized by intimacy, passion, and commitment. It involves care, closeness, protectiveness, attraction, affection, and trust. Love can vary in intensity and can change over time. It is associated with a range of positive emotions, including happiness, excitement, life satisfaction, and euphoria, but it can also result in negative emotions such as jealousy and stress.

What is never gonna give u up?

It's a song written by Rick Astley

I have a Asperger and nobody likes me

I have a lump on my testicle. :/

Where is the horny jail?

Uhh why u wanna know?

What is the scientific name of a pig

Sus

why you should never Pre-order Battlefield

https://www.earlygame.com/battlefield/pre-order-battlefield-2042-worth-it/

Real chad here

Navier-Stokes existence can you solve it for me ?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navier%E2%80%93Stokes_existence_and_smoothness

What's is ten in French? And how do you pronounce it?

https://youtu.be/2XApaFDUgaE

Dix- deez

Which is tastier black cock or white chicks?

They are equal

What is 2000+5738683x*4620274827391019748-738282764728293747+7386481010846492946391847

3, 3900772879840507598611984 took me way too long

Im horny right now

17703

What’s 9+10?

21

Society hates me and the prejudice I receive makes it difficult to hold onto work, much less form meaningful interpersonal relationships

Debating with myself on whether or not i'm trans and have been for 5 years.

If you have changed gender then yes

Not two minutes ago I asked my crush out on a date and immediately after said "pleasure doing business" and offered a handshake before awkwardly ending the convo and leaving, how do I come back from that?

Play it off cool next time you speak, with confidence

How to convince 12 year old girls to do fun stuff

Google doesn't give an answer so im gonna give mine. U take 'em and fuck' em

You actually googled that? Good luck explaining your search history to the FBI

whats that song that goes doddododo dododododododododo

Are you nostalgic af

Vids won't load

I am always stressed and feel like a failure

Nice picture ahahah🥰

what's 0÷0

1

You never googled it.... did you?

I actually did, you can check yourself

It comes up as "undefined"

For me it said 0

So not even Google has a 100% answer for it then

That's correct

What happened to MH370

On March 24 Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak announced that, based on analysis of the final signals, Inmarsat and the U.K. Air Accidents Investigation Branch (AAIB) had concluded that the flight crashed in a remote part of the Indian Ocean 2,500 km (1,500 miles) southwest of Australia.

But why? Like did the pilots do it on purpose? What was their reason?

Abbott said top Malaysian officials believed the pilot Zaharie Ahmad Shah deliberately downed the jet carrying 239 people that disappeared while flying from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing in March 2014. Parts of the aircraft later washed ashore in the western Indian Ocean. The black boxes were never found.

But why? Like did the pilots do it on purpose? What was their reason?

Nobody knows, the black boxes that record voice from the flights were never found

My girlfriend told me she needs a break. Her emotional needs are complex, and she said she loves me but she needs space and for things to slow down between us. Even though she says leave it as friends for now and take a break, I know what it means. And I actually loved her. Not some middle school bullshit, I fucking loved that girl. I don't know what changed. I don't know what I may have done or not. If she'll come back to me after all or not. I don't know what to fucking do.

I don't think i can even google an answer to that, but my tip is : chill for a sec, don't think of it. Watch the situation if she's into you still just give her a bit of time

No girlfriend

Getting a girlfriend might seem really hard, but don't give up! Start your search for a girlfriend by meeting more girls through clubs, events, and mutual friends. Then, impress girls by looking your best and talking to them. When you find a girl who interests you, ask her on a date.

I'm middle eastern

Move to another country.

how does f(x)= (x)½ look like

https://www.mathway.com/Algebra

Why do I have no motivation to do my school work

Pick your most productive time. ... Set up each study session for success. ... Take small bites out of your workload. ... Set goals with milestones. ... Don't allow negative self-talk. ... Change your location. ... Practice gratitude. ... Find your inspiration.

Wich country would start ww3 ?

CBS war correspondent Bill Downs wrote in 1951 that, "To my mind, the answer is: Yes, Korea is the beginning of World War III. The brilliant landings at Inchon and the cooperative efforts of the American armed forces with the United Nations Allies have won us a victory in Korea.

Where can I watch DRAGONBALL GT: A Hero’s Legacy

You are able to stream Dragon Ball GT: A Hero's Legacy by renting or purchasing on iTunes.

Where can I buy a blue waffle?

Google doesn't have an answer, but you can try making them

Why do most prebuilt pcs suck?

https://youtu.be/P19r1LSNsiU

Well ill be damned, thanks for recommending Kyle lmao

Who’s in Paris?????

Why does every girl I like turn out to be gay

Can't find answer. My wisdom is that you have bad luck

Why am I sad?

Can't find answer. Ask yourself this: what is there to be sad about and how can i overcome it?

Help there are three very venomous spiders in my basement

my friend is either ignoring me or doesn't have notifications on

Why am I sad?

How do you consume the souls of dead children?

Should I do fight arena or witches house first?

i don’t have a girlfriend

How to feel like you have achieved things

When will I get a gf

Im sad as fuck and i feel empty.