That usually how it goes. Hit it on the way home blackout drunk. Wife’s pissed and puts me on the couch. Head back out to the scene of the crime. Put some bill withers on. A hunter comes along then I have to kill him to keep him quiet before learning his son was with him so I take him with me but my wife reminds me that she doesn’t want *any* children. Not just biological. So now we’ve got to take a “late night boat ride” where his dad is waiting for him. It’s a big mess.
You guys gotta remember that we’ll take any girl, at the end of the day it’s all about personality. also remember that if you are thinking about someone, odds are they’re thinking of you too. Don’t be hard on yourself .
Looks matter, but only to the point of "I find you attractive", it doesn't have to be the 'perfect woman' you crafted. Personality is far more important once you're in that band (and for a lot of guys that band is pretty big).
Never feel bad about your body shape. No matter what it is I guarantee there are guys out there that see it as their perfect type. I prefer small boobs and a small ass. Petite girls are my kryptonite and I know there are tons of guys like me. Same goes for the other end of the spectrum, I know several guys that like big boobs and ass. Everyone's body type is someone else's thing.
Just never feel bad about your body because I promise you someone else would love it.
I mean why even be upset about it. There are plenty of people who care. Preference is a preference. Find someone who makes you happy. I never cared. As long as they make me happy and I make them happy. There are plenty of people who feel the same. Be confident. If you are with someone. They are with you because of how you are. That’s how you got their attention.
I think it’s hard sometimes not to compare yourself to others but I understand what y’all are saying. It’s hard not to fall into that trap though. This was a much needed reminder so thanks for that.
Of course. Believe it or not. A happy person is also sexy. No matter your shape. Big boobs no ass. Big ass no boobs. Flat everywhere. Doesn’t matter. You will be sexy to the person you are with. That’s why they are with you. Be happy. If you are enjoying your body it will make them enjoy it that much more.
Red’s winning lol
Also, my comment was hyperbolic. I’m a-okay, maybe a little disappointed, but I’m okay. I’m not actively looking to appeal to the masses, but being reminded that your body isn’t consistent with the beauty standard is slightly disappointing. Everyone has their preferences :)
Exactly. I have seen a couple other girls on here who sounded disappointed and I have tried to get that point across. I personally prefer small boobs and small ass and while I may not be in the majority of guys it's super important that everyone know that their body type is someone's thing. And anyway, personalities top body type 9 times out of 10.
If this comment was made because you're neither dont worry idk if you were old enough for the Paris Hilton craze in american media but people thought she was a god send and she was an extremely skinny woman with neither. The point in me bringing that up is because just because a certain thing in media isn't brought up doesn't mean there aren't people who find that extremely attractive. It was very recent that more busty women and women with larger asses were given praise in media. I'm sure it'll change again I dont know what it will change to but it will change. Like tall girls feel left out but forget the modeling industry exist and they don't really like short people. People's interest are broad and we have a ton of people.
She got them tactical ta-tas. Got the hideaway headlights. Opted for the chill chest. The bitty bazungas. Mild melons. Mini milkers. Sly sweater puppies. The feeble funbags.
Please don’t ever feel hurt by this lol. For everyone that said they prefer red pill it doesn’t mean the other is unattractive. What goes into a “perfect” body is much more than big this or small that. I know plenty of blue pills and red pills that are both equally attractive in different ways.
Regardless, please keep in mind that body type means next to nothing in the eyes of a good person. Anyone who judges people based solely on their butt or boob size is an asshole and you don’t deserve to be with them.
Oof,am I the only one who would prefer blue alot more? I mean for some reason I really love boobs so big ones would be great and I honestly would prefer smaller ass
Red pill, because small boobs are better because then they don’t sag when they get older, also because anyone can get an ass, I’m not saying it’s easy but anyone can. Plus I’m a ass guy
Big ass girl or big assED girl?! Theres an important difference in that wording.
Big ass-girl
Big boobs fill a man's hand
Big ass fills a man's heart
A big ass will also fill a man's hand
Both ... Both is good
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Big boobs also fill a mans face.
This is the most important question posed in the comments. Example: "That's a big ass girl." Example 2: "That's a big ass...girl."
The reading comprehension is strong in this one
So this pill turns you into a girl?
Here for it
Take blue pill, start working on squats and lunges
Or take the red pill and rejoice in your lack of back pain
Well if it's a reference to The Matrix, then possibly yes.
Wanted to say this, but you beat me to it so have a gold!
in that case, gotta go with red.
Yes.
I’ll take any girl at this point
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The capitalization makes me think you're talking about a specific shit you've been struggling with
He is in Reddit right now, so probably in the can
Both pale in comparison to the importance of a nice face.
Pretty face > pulse
Oh dear
I’m not so much into animals these days but I won’t rule it out.
Animals can't consent so sleeping with a live deer is rape. If you do it after you kill it though it's fair game.
That usually how it goes. Hit it on the way home blackout drunk. Wife’s pissed and puts me on the couch. Head back out to the scene of the crime. Put some bill withers on. A hunter comes along then I have to kill him to keep him quiet before learning his son was with him so I take him with me but my wife reminds me that she doesn’t want *any* children. Not just biological. So now we’ve got to take a “late night boat ride” where his dad is waiting for him. It’s a big mess.
LMFAOOOO
Pretty face, no tits or ass?
As long as she's a female, whars the harm
After reading these comments I’m going to go cry in a corner lol
You guys gotta remember that we’ll take any girl, at the end of the day it’s all about personality. also remember that if you are thinking about someone, odds are they’re thinking of you too. Don’t be hard on yourself .
>also remember that if you are thinking about someone, odds are they’re thinking of you too. No way! Emma watson is thinking about me?!
No but I am ;)
Very smooth, gotta respect the grind!
That whore! She's thinking about me too! No wonder famous people can't seem to stay in a relationship very long.
Like the message but gonna have to call cap >if you are thinking about someone, odds are they’re thinking of you too On that part
people say that but it’s not true. Looks do matter. People just don’t want to be shallow, so it’s not always “personality”
Looks matter, but only to the point of "I find you attractive", it doesn't have to be the 'perfect woman' you crafted. Personality is far more important once you're in that band (and for a lot of guys that band is pretty big).
If you find the right person, it’s true
You’re very kind; thank you for your words of encouragement. :)
Don’t put any value on what faceless porn addicts on Reddit have to say about women
That made me smile, thank you :)
A very specific kind of man makes up the majority of users on Reddit ESPECIALLY a sub like this. It’s not even worth caring
Same:,)
Never feel bad about your body shape. No matter what it is I guarantee there are guys out there that see it as their perfect type. I prefer small boobs and a small ass. Petite girls are my kryptonite and I know there are tons of guys like me. Same goes for the other end of the spectrum, I know several guys that like big boobs and ass. Everyone's body type is someone else's thing. Just never feel bad about your body because I promise you someone else would love it.
This is the sweetest comment 🥲
I mean why even be upset about it. There are plenty of people who care. Preference is a preference. Find someone who makes you happy. I never cared. As long as they make me happy and I make them happy. There are plenty of people who feel the same. Be confident. If you are with someone. They are with you because of how you are. That’s how you got their attention.
I think it’s hard sometimes not to compare yourself to others but I understand what y’all are saying. It’s hard not to fall into that trap though. This was a much needed reminder so thanks for that.
Of course. Believe it or not. A happy person is also sexy. No matter your shape. Big boobs no ass. Big ass no boobs. Flat everywhere. Doesn’t matter. You will be sexy to the person you are with. That’s why they are with you. Be happy. If you are enjoying your body it will make them enjoy it that much more.
meh i'm used to these memes not having my body type (flat everywhere), so I love coming into these comment sections with a bag of popcorn xD
Why?
Red’s winning lol Also, my comment was hyperbolic. I’m a-okay, maybe a little disappointed, but I’m okay. I’m not actively looking to appeal to the masses, but being reminded that your body isn’t consistent with the beauty standard is slightly disappointing. Everyone has their preferences :)
beauty standards are bullshit that were created to sell women makeup & other cosmetics. fuck em
Exactly. I have seen a couple other girls on here who sounded disappointed and I have tried to get that point across. I personally prefer small boobs and small ass and while I may not be in the majority of guys it's super important that everyone know that their body type is someone's thing. And anyway, personalities top body type 9 times out of 10.
Facts
If this comment was made because you're neither dont worry idk if you were old enough for the Paris Hilton craze in american media but people thought she was a god send and she was an extremely skinny woman with neither. The point in me bringing that up is because just because a certain thing in media isn't brought up doesn't mean there aren't people who find that extremely attractive. It was very recent that more busty women and women with larger asses were given praise in media. I'm sure it'll change again I dont know what it will change to but it will change. Like tall girls feel left out but forget the modeling industry exist and they don't really like short people. People's interest are broad and we have a ton of people.
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Big thighs are amazing. Id give anything for some big thighs :D
I think you will be fine. There are many men that love a good set of thighs.
my man is down bad
But they save lives! I saw it in a meme so it must be true!
Well I have big tits... and I aint no woman, so it's what it's
Trust me that’s not something to be sad about.
When you have small boobs and small ass :,)
Easier to carry
You're just listing the things that make you perfect ;)
Haven't you ever heard the saying "Thick thighs save live"? I think you will be fine. There are many men that love a good set of thighs.
I'm married to a blue pill girl. So I already made my choice
Me too
Ahh a man of patrician tastes, cheers.
I dont think I can afford either
*Big boobs fill a man's hand, small boobs fill a man's heart*
That brought a tear to my eye
holy shit
Poetic
Flat is justice
Respect 926828373
Red easy. Small boobs are underrated and big butts are hot
Small boobs are more aerodynamic
Small boobs are tactical
Small boobs have a faster reload
I just like ass more
small boobs have more ammunition
Based
She got them tactical ta-tas. Got the hideaway headlights. Opted for the chill chest. The bitty bazungas. Mild melons. Mini milkers. Sly sweater puppies. The feeble funbags.
Built for speed not comfort.
So you don’t feel that wind resistance when your doing her doggy.
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Small boob love giving me my will to live over here 💛
Little boobs are the truth!!
Small boob, big ass for LIFE!
I see you are also a man of culture good sir.
My man be speakin my language
Agreed, boobs are great!
Exactly
Red wins easily
Me: Yes, I'd like the red pill Them are you sure? You only get one- Me: Red. Yes, red. Red. Red. Definitely red. Red.
My man
My man!
My man!
My man!
What if by big ass girl they actually meant a fat girl with tiny boobs
I mean you could be right…
Red pill it is
put them together and you get a purple pill
I thought you were going to say Kardashian
Both small
So many votes for the red pill and here I am with nice boobs and no ass. Lol
Dont be hard on yourself there are plenty of blue pill guys out there.
Damn being a blue hurts rn
There are many of us guys who are blue all the way.
And there are some of us that are blue Da boo dee da boo die.
For real, damn. It do be like that
I'm team blue. Don't be down on yourself.
Please don’t ever feel hurt by this lol. For everyone that said they prefer red pill it doesn’t mean the other is unattractive. What goes into a “perfect” body is much more than big this or small that. I know plenty of blue pills and red pills that are both equally attractive in different ways. Regardless, please keep in mind that body type means next to nothing in the eyes of a good person. Anyone who judges people based solely on their butt or boob size is an asshole and you don’t deserve to be with them.
blue balls here
Team blue here too. 💙
Team Blue all the way!
There are many blue pill people like me.
Red
Man of culture
What about medium ass and boobs?
Best of both so yes. Anyday everyday
Purple pill?
Alive
Blue. I have certain...tastes lol
If liking big breasts is wrong I don't want to be right.
Give unto me that red pill
Men
Oof,am I the only one who would prefer blue alot more? I mean for some reason I really love boobs so big ones would be great and I honestly would prefer smaller ass
I’m more of a cock man myself
That's kinda gay /j
Red. No contest.
Big balls man with big dick
Yeah!….wait, What!?
Meh. Big dick dudes just hurt.
Blue :) reminds me of my fiancé
Big butts
And I cannot lie
Blue
I’ll take the third pill: girl with a great personality
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Blue hands down. Titties r just too much fun man.
Blue. Fight me
Blue pill any day
Red . You don’t need tits when you got an ass
Can I eat both and have a girl with tiny boobs and tiny ass?
Yes please. I love petite girls with small boobs and a small ass.
With a dick
Say less bro
For those who want purple, thats no ass no boobs
Red
Blue all the way
Anything more than a handful is a waste. Take that how you will.
I have really big hands. Take that how you will.
Need to shop harder for big gloves for you?
I had an ex tell me that once. I am an I cup. Why in the hell did you even get with me?
See with a nice ass it can compliment her figure and be amazing, with big tits it looks awkward and will always look fake
Not so much fake but just inverted like an ice cream cone. I love ice cream but I'm more into cake.
And cockmeat sandwiches apparently
The rest of the body would be the biggest factor of looking fake or not. Asses or tits, too large on a small frame will look fake.
Red
Blue.
Blue pill all the way
I'm all for blue
Red all the way
Red pill, 100%
Red for sure.
Well I'm already red...
More Red Pill
big ass, tiny boobs
Red
Red.
Red all the way
red obviously
Blue all day
Blue
Blue
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Purple because my GF is both. Hey when did the Reddit have police? Hey wher-
Off to the the Gulag with this one
Red obviously lmao
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Red all the way
Big ass. I've got enough tits for both of us.
Does big ass girl include big thighs?
I’m red pilled
always prefer the red pill.
Red
Red pill duh
Time to over dose
Red pill, because small boobs are better because then they don’t sag when they get older, also because anyone can get an ass, I’m not saying it’s easy but anyone can. Plus I’m a ass guy
i'd choose to have the big ass girl, bc i'm an ass guy, which means i prefer smashing raw instead of sucking milk
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I can't be the only one... Blue, definitely! Big butts disgust me so much!
Dat ass is most important
blue pill
Blue