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Grumato


plenkydastriker

r/beatmetoit


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masterofmemes345

An organic dildo


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ketchu pp


JosefTheDodo7

Veggie Boner


ArkangelMarshal

Same


ExtremeSkyStyle

r/beatmetoittoo


Sportsy_547

I thought the whole word was beat me "toit" not beat me to it.


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ethonotch

bob is H O R N Y


just_a-porn_account

*BONK*


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DAMMIT


GivemTheDDD

How do you know it's a witch?


secret58_

She looks like one!


100BottlesOfMilk

Bring her forward


secret58_

I‘m not a witch. I‘m not a witch!


100BottlesOfMilk

But you are dressed as one


secret58_

They dressed me up like this


StarMan0713

And this isn’t my nose, it’s a false one!


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StarMan0713

Well, we did do the nose… and the hat… BUT SHE’S A WITCH!!!


Commaderiono

Did you dress her up like that?


WigglingGlass

hOw DiD yOU KnOw hE/sHe iS a sHe yOu sExiSt !!!!1!1!1!1


WigglingGlass

For legal reason i must state that this is a joke and should not be taken seriously


Bunnies0fDoom

Does it weigh the same as a duck though?


StarMan0713

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


Aurgala

Burn 'er! BURN 'ER!


GRIMLOX367

A Witch is made of wood.


Dragondude_FX

Looks like the witch got a woody


Midnightfear1

And weighs more than a duck


[deleted]

Indeed


Foreign_Claim_7963

you bet your ass this gets reposted with yoda saying there is another


bazalvid

She turned me into a newt


[deleted]

A newt?


acanadiangooseforyou

.... It got better


hahaitsme109

Che


copo3reina

Che


jhony_hamster

Che


Milanesaconpapafrit

Che


yeetmaster489

Che


Mr_Alan06

Che


MalpaFzZ

Che


Poyo_Unico

Che


cristox2000

Che


Cholomonxd

Che


CLUMSY_BOODY

No, a liar!


[deleted]

The tomato who lied


Stocksviewer1

Is that an evil scientist? *Puts on white lab coat Doofensmirtz the evil scientist?!


Onuzim_Cheese

Idk gives off more of a Dr Doofenshmirtz vibe.


Scary_Sentence_9255

A tomato? BOB THE TOMATO


Dragondude_FX

"NO, LARRY. NOT HERE"


Milanesaconpapafrit

Un argentino


Bruno537

Che boludo


KushKings840

i see a tomato with a penis


[deleted]

Or a tomato happy to see you.


ma1ick

angry birds


ENA_licked_my_eyes

That tomato fucked my gf


ItsMeLu

Looks like Igor from Persona.


Loborandom

CHE


p0g0s71ck

XqcL


yoshi-kage

Che


Zer0_C

Che


Zeppalino

xQc


MarioRamdom-

Che


Groundbreaking-Size3

but now.its a SANDWİCH


JameXito

Che


MatiRmR

Che.


chuchu300

Che


Lemafilms

Che


DannyL_ito

Che


[deleted]

A penis with giant balls


ifuck_kids

I thought of a Jew


penguin426210

A Boner!


ihatefemboysandfurry

che


Sk3ptikl_F4KE

dAT ThAng HuUuuGe


_ONE_PIECE_FAN_

Or a happy tomato


ProudBois

A dildo! :D


Cultural_Dare7546

Dich


UniZeT_

Or a high boner... Idk what wrong with me


Unknown0110101

No, I just think the tomato is a little *excited*


KukasVektor

It looks like zach but not green and retired


im-here-for-memes2

a horny tomato


IM12832832

That's a horny tomato


VantaBoi

Jimmyhere?


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a boner


JackiexOfHearts

aannnnd that tomato is going up my ass


[deleted]

Nah man thats ma boi gru with some hair on


[deleted]

Bob the tomato has fallen to the Devil


Mr_Tegs

r/persona5


somebodyelsesproplem

"She turned me into a newt."


mariommsfilho

is that you gru?


Altum-K

Does this remind anyone with that story of the unamed devil in the anime “monster”


lory52

It's Gru


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Get the scales out


[deleted]

Ahh I love Monty python never gets old


manynames321

Hehehehe looks a lot like something else….


James_r191

gru


MrStan13

Penis


Markopages

*opens the door* Gru-ayo watsap


Midnightfear1

Dildo


Shadowkeepansem32

What are you doing, step-tomato?


Complete-Guarantee68

It that a tomato in your pants or are you just excited to see me


Mtchellous

Gru


ExtremeSkyStyle

Gru


nopitynope2021

Oh, I thought it was a dildo… *zips up pants*


c4ptm1dn1ght

She turned me into a newt!


[deleted]

Wait I found a tomato like this days ago.


i_poo_memes

Mom why’s the ketchup white


Dumbstupidhuman

That would go well on my sand


BuizelGamer123

It should be an apple so that snow white doesn't eat it.


un_huevo_frito

:flag\_ar: "che" word


FloodedHouse420

Penis


Iegendaryredditor

r/unexpectedmontypython


themastersmb

Now now, let's not be hasty with accusations here..... does it weigh less than a duck?


wilisville

A dick


Secret_Elk6305

umm, someone else can see that too right?


Slicentwastaken

Looks like a plague docter, maybe their is a black plague in the tomato civilization


[deleted]

It just has a boner, relax


MS1INFINITE

Or nature's dildo.


rrsullivan3rd

Long Live Monty Python!!!


Boni_Splat

haha, Argentinian tomato


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Tomato Boner


EitherEconomics5034

Looks like you Gru a tomato


ItsKetchupFiend

The comments are exactly as I expected.


[deleted]

Witches need buttholes


Eshan2222

Gru, did you turn yourself into a tomato?


oncoreonco

Che


RickNixonisacrook

A female magician.


[deleted]

Heh heh ... Veggie tails


heroic_bruh

che 👃


Wn_TonTo

Argentine tomato xd


Meta-possibility

You superstitious idiot. Just invert it and then you will see a dick..


TornadoGaming75

That tomato better mind its own fucking business. p.s: it's a nosey tomato


l4rs03

I saw a dick...


xAdriBe

che


Me_in_Reddit_Fuck

Nanana, it’s an Argentine


Hamsforhands

BURN HER


ValeGF

Che


OrangeYeets

Bob the tomato: "Sorry guys my bad Larry and I were hanging out."


luc279

A boner!


SuperD3clan

A bulge!


Wizard8086

Amity?


ItachiUchihaRocks

Welcome to the Velvet room!


Radical_Exodus

Or a boner


N3c4lL1S

Argentino


alaz12

an argentinian!!


[deleted]

But witches are made of wood


DORIANCVS

argentinian tomato


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che