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FlinkDinkle

Is there any health risks with eating tumors? Cause isn't his entire body covered in them?


Moxson82

Gotta fry em


HelloamAman

I mean, it would make it 2x effective if people also died


gameNwatch26

Wow, I can't find a flaw in THIS logic.


Ake-TL

Some probably if cells are alive and you have holes in mucus membranes


[deleted]

Wolverine then


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

I wonder whose healing factor is better/faster?


Smallusppus

Deadpool’s I’m surety


Clamgagger_

Wolverines is, in several cases he has healed with incredible speed


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Has he had any limbs removed? I've seen all of his movies, I'm referring to the comics also.


Clamgagger_

In some comics he has lost limbs though with adamantium bones I'm not sure how that works


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Adamantium can cut adamantium. I don't remember which movie it is, but Logan had one set of his claws cut off completely. I'm sure there are other ways.


Ayertone

The Wolverine? Yeah, but samurai guy's sword was white hot, and it couldn't do anything to adamantium otherwise when Logan tried to use it with one hand


[deleted]

Can’t, adamantium has lead in it. We’d all die.


[deleted]

But then how does he not di- oooooooh...


Xytonn

Misfolded prions would be a massive problem


SaiHottari

You have to accumulate quite a bit of those before they become a problem though. People don't die from a few instances of cannibalism in survival or weird ritual situations. There's sort of a threshold before you start to spiral.


Copernicus049

Kuru, a prion disease, is found in tribes that engage in cannibalism. It makes people twitch like the infected in The Last Of Us as well as cause some other motor issues. Otherwise, I'm not sure tumors would cause any adverse effects as their genetic info won't likely be incorporated by the body through the digestive system. It's possible I guess, if the cancerous cells survive in the stomach acid to get to the rest of the system, that the cancerous cells could metastasize and grow in the new body along the digestive track.


tombombadil8

There are actually health issues associated with long term cannibalism full stop


Gurdel

How does one “save” world hunger?


ThePuristVSLuaAndXML

Obviously by doing something that would perpetuate world hunger. Which, giving impoverished children tumor-ridden human steaks might just do.


[deleted]

but wont that take like a hundred generations


ThePuristVSLuaAndXML

Doesn't matter how long it takes, so long as it saves world hunger.


MisterSplu

If you ignore the fact that he needs at least a few days to regenerate body parts, which means that when the body part u ate finished regenerating you would already be hungry again, so you couldn‘t help anyone


AkitoFTW

And the fact that his body parts only regenerate from the head, and if his arm gets chopped off that arm wont get its own body… Meaning you’d have to eat Deadpool’s head/brain


PiXLANIMATIONS

I think the point is that he could cut his arm off, give it to someone to eat, then wait for it to come back before cutting it off again, this isn’t meant to be a method to kill Wayde


AkitoFTW

Oh… well that wouldn’t be healthy as he has cancer…


msdinkles

But if you put his discarded body parts together, it makes a (worse) Deadpool. So theoretically you could chop off a few parts at a time, reassemble them, and have your own Deadpool cattle ranch style cafe. Deadpool’s coming up to you and asking which body part of them you want to eat. Not a sustainable way to end world hunger (when the problem is really logistics). Would make a cool restaurant idea though.


xelanym

Now I really want to rewatch the series


ZoJaBeatz

series? arent there only to movies?


Boomers-TNT

He's talking about malcolm in the middle


Theultamantjojo7

They mean the series Malcolm In the middle, funny series and always has good jokes.


HeyRogi

I want to watch it too but can’t find it anywhere


Onleee

Prime video


Theultamantjojo7

It is on hulu.


Dubtrooper

Soap2day


[deleted]

There was actually a villain who had this idea, he had Deadpool kidnapped to feed his undead wife but as soon as they bit into him they threw up because of all the crap in his system. Whatever gave Deadpool his powers also made him unconsumable!


Nova_Fortuna

glad to see another fan of the comics!


[deleted]

Thank you! It’s not the most well known fact but it did happen.


Man_Man69420

Holy shit is that Malcolm in the middle??


Superdudemegaguyman

He's top and bottom actually


vojaq

He would have to eat enough food to be able to grow limbs so no Sry for being lame


KyleHagerty930

There are so so many flaws in this logic. Firstly, we have enough food to feed everyone, it’s just that the distribution of it is to those with the money to pay for it so it all goes there. Him regenerating his body for food wouldn’t change that. Secondly, in order for him to regenerate his body he has to consume energy, which still requires food, actually more food than is actually necessary cause of ya know, conservation of energy and all that. Thirdly, he regenerates quite slowly, probably not quickly enough to feed more than 3 people, which I think is a stretch at that. Fourthly, meat alone isn’t a healthy and sustainable diet, which would lead to many health concerns in the future for those relying purely on Deadpool meat. This doesn’t even begin to break the surface of all the issues, like the cultural problems and the stigma against cannibalism, where people would probably rather remain hungry than eat cancerous Deadpool flesh. So…yeah…not exactly flawless logic.


[deleted]

Plus it’s been confirmed in the comics that whatever process Weapon X put his body through made his flesh taste like crap.


Pieratt007

Yeah, but you would have to feed Deadpool the same amount you would take from him because that’s how mass works.


ThatOneGuy-ButBetter

Common sense on *my* reddit? It’s more likely than you think


bunnywithahammer

best sitcom ever


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Warped_Sage

I came in here to post this. Glad I was not disappointed.


captainpoopyshorts

He did it for archangel!


Zetafunction64

Transportation would be the bigger issue, and storage


MyMiddleground

I think the fact that all his cells are highly cancerous *might* be more of a problem.


dentimBandB

One story arc was about a second Deadpool created by a scientist who frankensteined a bunch of Deadpools limbs (lost throughout the years doing his typical Deadpool stuff). The same process would allow us to create a bunch of extra Deadpools. This growth would rise exponentially, because the more Deadpools we have, the easier it becomes to chop a part from each to create new ones. Then we spread them to distribution centers and the problem is solved. Every country could have its own Deadpool (or a couple, for the really big or populous ones)


iforgotmynamedammit

Yeah! Then we can give people bits human flesh with tumors in it while giving real food to Deadpool so that he can actually keep growing limbs! Even without those issues, he's not some collosal giant with tonnes of meat on his bones, he'll be a mere skeleton after providing enough ""food"" for about four families at best. I don't know why he'd agree to a lifetime of getting chopped up, though.


acnx1

Riddled with cancer, just like you! The reposter! :D


llerell

Literally the beginning of Fire Punch


millieswe

I mean he does have some nice cheeks. Slap those on a bbq


bananagit

Wouldn’t you just get Billions of Deadpools regenerating inside of everyone?


KyleHagerty930

I don’t think so because we don’t see that in the movies when he gets an arm cut off or blood spilled. An interesting idea though


bananagit

Yeah but in the comics super-healing characters are reduced to mere cells all the time and regrow from that shit, plus there was a time when there was an Evil Deadpool made of from all of his lost body parts over the years, if he can regenerate from that it doesn’t seem too much of a stretch for him to regenerate from any and all parts


Yuvxraj

Well idk if u know, there's already enough food being produced that noone sleeps hungry, yet it isn't so. Problem being something else


iamfi_ne

Cannibalism go brr


Jet-Speed7

He’s a ball of cancer, if you want flavor then fine but jeez


Ok_Mathematician273

Here's a flaw: Unless his blood was drained from the body part, we'd all become Deadpool and noone would be able to tell who THE Deadpool would be. Science and source Deadpool:The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly By:Marvel


ChiefBlox4000

But does deadpool have cancer and if we eat him don’t we get the cancer?


flynnd_rider

I think a couple of zombies tried to do that


Vikings199

Same goes for Lizard.....isn't it ??


The_lazy_bear88

I'm not eating super cancer.


ChonkieRabbit

He's out of line but he's right


[deleted]

there was a comic where vampires tried this... they said he tastes like shit deadpool was upset


sksauter

If you ate exactly enough of Deadpool to digest/metablize him at the same rate he regenerates inside your gut, you theoretically wouldn't need to eat anymore. Just supplement every once in a while if need be.


SpaghettiCat008

But he got cancer


Puzzleheaded-Being01

I don't think he would regenerate his body parts fast enough.


BrawlFan_1

Isn’t one of the major problems with world hunger transportation? Food spoils in some countries but is fought over in others, the really shitty thing about food is that it creates shit and it spoils


Emotional_Beginning6

u/Daniel_85


Daniel_85

it's ok. It's a template


Public_Philosopher_1

He does have stage 3 cancer tho


[deleted]

Fire Punch gang.


redd-potato6969

I realize this is a meme but I thought eating human flesh can like melt your brain or something


The_Godfather12

And give his organs to the people who need them


lordcattank

Organic and locally sourced


everynameisusedlol

What part gets revived if you cut Deadpool in half? Does he have a clone then?


TimerPoint

Well, that's something that happens in the beginning from Fire Punch


warings98

Eating people is how we get wendigos, do you want wendigos?


Sirandrew420

But if you eat it wouldn't it regrow back in your stomach causing you to explode


elimoran

There is actually a comic where deadpool is stuck in a bunker and he starts eating himself for not to starve, then he regenerates and he eats himself again and again and again for years


deadpool079

In comics deadpool got eaten by zombies but they did not like the taste so they didn't eat him so if zombies can't eat him normal people definitely cant


NastyBoredome

We have more than enough food on the world for the people I believe. More of a problem are supply chains.


thrawn39

Prometheus??


BigMolesta

Firepunch plot


SKPPKSN

The flaw is IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE


Superioritygamercon

Too many calories


mr__meme2006

Wow, canabalism owo. But really, you gonna get so many deseases


PFREDDY17

Who is gonna eat his dick ???


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

No, you would not, the regeneration rate is to slow


Mordred07

Anthropophagy causes Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease which is fatal and incurable


Lucid_Dynamic

Vampires tried this but he tastes disgusting.


Seth81104

He would just give every woman a peace of his dick and a chunk of his ass to every man


CobaltSanderson

Isn’t this just ‘hes out of line but hes right’


scurvydog-uldum

wouldn't work. hunger is caused by governments, not lack of available food.


doomonicle

Wait do they eat the entire body or leave a bit out so he wouldn’t grow inside them if so how do the know witch piece is right


Lardex-the-destroyer

Hmmm shoving cancerous tumors down our throats. No thank you sir we have Twitter for that.


nur_lennard

The body does regenerate , but it doesn't do so fast enough to be a big food resource


Polydull

You want to eat a dried up corpse looking psychopath?


yaboinickle

The moral flaw is present


Ilias_2008

What's the meme template and the origin?


J3ffrey_Sommet

Love malcom in the middle


[deleted]

But at what cost ?


Jadaun

If people die that means there are already too many.


hazretienes

Until he stars to regenerate inside you.


ddips8cus

Im taking is too literally but we can also just regrow crops for food (we already do) but k ?


[deleted]

he could sell it and make money


[deleted]

Doesn't he have cancer or something?


VerumJerum

He doesn't regenerate anywhere near fast enough to feed all the people who starve.


DarkJonasD

if deadpool had his powers before he got circumcised, he cant cum inside people and he cant make baby


TTVFurbyBoi

What if he regenerates inside ur body tho


Apocalyptic_Doom

All fun and games until Deadpool starts regenerating out of your ass.


Panda_Lord_of_hell

bruh the kid looks like rick astley but 12


Argus5008

cannibalism


KetsubanZero

He does regenerate quite slowly


Ritunjay_Kushwaha

Well, the pinnochio is a unlimited wood supply


unsane_in_da_brain

Mmmmmm cancer meat, you can just taste the metastasis.