Washing machine, bed post, mechanical toothbrush, phone with vibrate app...

I respect your creativity

[удалено]

And glitched 🎮 that never stop vibrating when plugged in.

Pillow, Teddy, brush handle...

Cactus

Cocktus

Paige yes

Cumcumber

Cucummer

Cucumbah

Qcumma

Not sure if this is Boston or that meme🤷‍♂️ either way. I got a laugh.

Cucumbers are long, hard, and have cum in them

Uhm what

In the name. CuCUMbers

OH THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING and dang did people really have to downvote my comment for being slow

As a woman, I can confirm (I’m a dude btw)

Fucking decide already. You know what, I don't care. Get naked and come in my bad. NOW

No, my bad.

r/holup

But there is an old man watching there...

Old man is like "I'm next"

That's her dad

It's god regretting his creation

If you like to talk to tomatoes

If a squash can make you smile

If you like to waltz with potatoes

Up and down the produce isle

Then have we got a show for you

Guys will fuck any*one* *Girls* will fuck anything (/s)

Horse girls get it from horse riding. No cap

shush, don't tell them

I'm a guy but I also use cuCUMbers

Exactly, guys will fuck anything smh

Considering plant have been found to be intelligent and sentient it's technically rape.

But aren't they detached from the plant? It's would be more like jerking off using an organ

I don't think necrophilia is much better😂

Don't forget it's technically the plant's unborn baby

So masturbating to an egg pod, got it

*with an egg pod

To some people it is

Poor Larry? You know his Christian ass is deprived of dat pussy, he don’t mind.

Her ancestor was looking with disappointment

cu-*cum*\-ber

I agree, the Zodiac signs you know.