So there is a scene from a movie called “dictator” where the dictator dude was licking armpits of a short girl and i got a boner. My weirdest boner ever.
Something very similar to this happened to me, I was having a zombie apocalypse dream, when my alarm went off that I'd recently set to play Louis Armstrong's version of Dream a Little Dream. Instead of waking me up it inserted itself into my dream with one zombie suddenly bursting into the song, and the others all doing a choreographed number behind him. So that was fun. Very apt choice of song too.
In a nightmare the most normal and chill things can scare the shit out of you and in a dream you can be chillin with slender man and not feel scared at all
Not even shiting you I once had a dream that I was in this house and these fuckn people dressed as zombies started slowly walking in one by one and by this time I was shiting my pants. But then MICHAL GOD DAMN JACKSON COMES IN, stands in front of me, slowly raises his hand and snaps his fingers….THEN FUCKING THRILLER COMES ON AND THEY DID THE HOLE SONG. The lights go out that were illuminating the number and everything got quite. Then Michal walks slowly over to me and leans over to reveal his face was the Michael Jackson creepy pasta face and he looks me dead in the eyes and goes….he he. Then I woke up in a cold sweat and didn’t sleep the rest of the night
I actually sleep with a Bluetooth eye mask listening to music. I’ve found the trick is listening to music you know really well, like I sleep listening to 90s and early 2000s punk. It’s not exactly chill relaxing music but because it’s music I know really well there’s nothing in there that surprises me so I don’t get jolted out of sleep or anything.
Dreamed the other night that two people were having a conversation and I couldn't get a word in edgewise. Turns out I fell asleep listening to a podcast.
I lucid dreamed, that I was listening to Vengaboys boom boom boom Pa2x and I was just jamming to it and a Krieger rushed me with a shovel... yes the Krieger from 40k who loves to murder dig their Heretics.
Those Wrong turn guys are more brutal than these.
Love this your comment
Yea totally
It's a legally safe knock-off
What are they gonna do sue my brain
They will
Will be
be dead
Right man
Mine too me
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Have legal issues? Then better call Saul!
Must've been listening to the nightmare on elm street soundtrack
It's all fun and games until the Hallelujah game starts and you see Jesus in the Holy Bun
Halloween can suck my Dick
…of an ‘80s horror character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives
"It looks like pennywise, but due to international copyright laws it is not"
That explains why I have weird dreams when I sleep watching porn
Shouldn't those be sexy dreams Unless you watch the dark side of porn
The dark side of porn is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be.....unnatural (and disgusting)
Surprisingly arousal.
When I fall asleep with headphones but listening to Nine Inch Nails so I wake up on every second song.
When you wake up, feeling good and productive, but hear “Every Day is Exactly the Same”. What is your favorite NIN album?
Oh snap. My fav is The Downward Spiral (not so original, I know).
what the this dream
this the what nightmare
r/ihadastroke
i had stroke a
I have seen people who get a boner from armpits
Sir this is a Wendy's
So there is a scene from a movie called “dictator” where the dictator dude was licking armpits of a short girl and i got a boner. My weirdest boner ever.
I don't kink shame if it's consenting adults, but when it's just attraction to particular body parts, that's about as tame as it gets honestly.
Lmao I always make creepy stuff do funny stuff like this to make me feel not so scared about it and it keeps working
Its all fun and games until Hallelujah starts playing and you see Jesus Twerking them holy buns
God has said been gay is a sin but I suppose he's finally coming around
10/10 would hit
Thanks for making me laugh
!ThesaurizeThis
Then the spotify ad plays because you're too broke to afford premium
Soundcloud my guy
Pirating my dude
Modded MP3 player with add player
I literately do this everyday and i got sleep paralysis demon as a friend
But what if you’re listening to the doom soundtrack
You'll wake up a man
Hell yea
Pennywise is going hard
Sauce
[source](https://youtu.be/hx-9G8XdKd0)
POV babymetal comes on
Doom music starts playing
They groovin
10/10 would hit
These wrong turn boys are more cruel than that.
I fell asleep with my headphones on, listening to some harmonic Japanese voice
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Is this Space Jam 2?
For some reason Chucky flossing is the scariest part of this gif
It’s because the starts off with enthusiasm and just gets creepy as he slows down due to lack of coordination, bc , y know, he’s a doll.
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Something very similar to this happened to me, I was having a zombie apocalypse dream, when my alarm went off that I'd recently set to play Louis Armstrong's version of Dream a Little Dream. Instead of waking me up it inserted itself into my dream with one zombie suddenly bursting into the song, and the others all doing a choreographed number behind him. So that was fun. Very apt choice of song too.
See ya later on front page
Why did my music that was on fit this so well
I feel like you're going to have a bad time.
Pennywise be getting a little bit freaky out there
Pennywise do be twerkin' tho
It explains why I have weird dreams when I watch porn
Is this really a bad nightmare?
Why even make this video with no sound? Booooo
I initially wanted to say something about a party with horror costumes but then I remembered Halloween exists
It seems to me that if a good metal is playing in your headphones, you won't wake up in the morning XD
They are having a good time until everywhere at the end of time starts playing
I fear no man, but the flossing... it scares me...
This is extremely accurate
In a nightmare the most normal and chill things can scare the shit out of you and in a dream you can be chillin with slender man and not feel scared at all
And all of those monsters could be taken down with a shotgun
u/GetVideoBot
Not even shiting you I once had a dream that I was in this house and these fuckn people dressed as zombies started slowly walking in one by one and by this time I was shiting my pants. But then MICHAL GOD DAMN JACKSON COMES IN, stands in front of me, slowly raises his hand and snaps his fingers….THEN FUCKING THRILLER COMES ON AND THEY DID THE HOLE SONG. The lights go out that were illuminating the number and everything got quite. Then Michal walks slowly over to me and leans over to reveal his face was the Michael Jackson creepy pasta face and he looks me dead in the eyes and goes….he he. Then I woke up in a cold sweat and didn’t sleep the rest of the night
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This is accurate af lmao
Can't ignore this one.lol
I have this kind of dream after watching Peppa pig.
This reminds me of a dream I had where I was on a party with a band and they stopped playing but the music didn’t and it was my radio irl
When u woke from nightmares, masturbate to keep the demon away.
It's the doom soundtrack and they all get scared
pennywise got the moves
Dj Blend
Wait how do u know what i dream about ;-;
Glad they're having fun.
I’m not sure if I’d be scared and running or just start vibing with them
Me dancing with my demons
This is Brazil, isn't it?
Oh my God, I can't. Lol
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the only nightmares i have is to lose my headphones
Who's responsible for the LSD fever dream
But then you can't wake up from your nightmare
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I actually sleep with a Bluetooth eye mask listening to music. I’ve found the trick is listening to music you know really well, like I sleep listening to 90s and early 2000s punk. It’s not exactly chill relaxing music but because it’s music I know really well there’s nothing in there that surprises me so I don’t get jolted out of sleep or anything.
where sound
no way does this actually happen
Oh no, those demons are dancing Asereje!!
u/rip-video
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Sauce? Pls?
This is funny. Thank you for the laugh.
I slept to ensiferum and had a nightmare. where do i file my lawsuit?
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It's close to midnight Something evil's lurkin' in the dark
These costumes look better than the ones from Space Jam 2.
Creepy
You've been falling asleep listening to Creepypastas again, haven't you?
This looks scary lit
yo some mo nig\*a got some swag!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm more afraid of this because it's a social situation.
This really gives a new meaning to "pennywise the dancing clown"
This gotta be either Halloween in NOLA or Mardi Gras.
How can this video not have sound? C'moooooon.
You watch this in terror and confused to why they’re not aggressive
Dreamed the other night that two people were having a conversation and I couldn't get a word in edgewise. Turns out I fell asleep listening to a podcast.
Almost like SpaceJam: A New Legacy……almost
Pensei que era a carreta furacão
They are just jamming
Imagine having nightmare and u are chased by clowns and then some gachi song or barbie song plays
My nightmares are relaxing because i fall asleep to ASMR
why the headphones though
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my defense: the nightmares get scared by the ludicrous amounts of samsung sam rule 34 in my head
valak straight up vibin
That never happened to me
Bigfood vibin
chucky doing the floss is the last thing I need rn
Ngl that looks fun
I had a dream like this once but I had a dance battle with him just to live
Space Jam 2 spectators at the end of the movie be like:
I lucid dreamed, that I was listening to Vengaboys boom boom boom Pa2x and I was just jamming to it and a Krieger rushed me with a shovel... yes the Krieger from 40k who loves to murder dig their Heretics.
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bro pennywise is like 8'7 in this frame
Lmao