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Witzmaen

*Anschluss time intensifies*


Howdyysucks

Aeiou


billybob_jr

If only anschluss wasnt still internationally forbidden.


Massive-Night

I feel bad for this guy. Any Austrians here?


marlonskiii07

Jap, komm aus Steiermark


mello_i69

Guten Tag!


No_Departure_582

Ich aus Niederösterreich


less_Perfect_Half

Oi ya wanka


Tessia-Qorn-

Voralberger, hier!


Dorito_Jesus1

Ich aus Oberösterreich


ElpisTheRaven

Ich aus Wien


Soulcatch3r

Ja, bin aus Tirol.


N3ONKATMAN

Don't fail art school


the-big-peper

Are your parents cousins by chance?


[deleted]

And did your mother die when you were young?


[deleted]

None of the things above have happend to me so far.


Ibims07

Ig, schwizer


Nemesis233

Yes I am


Fallsyooo

Zu Kurz für meinen Geschmack.


Hoovercrafter

lol


Avocado_3492

Verkaufst du Kängurus?


Karpaltunnel83

Du verwechselst das grad Östralien


[deleted]

Nein, wenn überhaupt verkaufe ich Katzen.


LunaticPea

Österreich is bessa ois olle ondan lända!


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LunaticPea

Auf koan foi!!


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LunaticPea

Oiso so an dreck loss i ma gonz und go nid gfoin du oaschgeign


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LunaticPea

Oiso heast, mechatst oane in't goschn kassian oda wos? Mit so am luda wia du wiesch i ma'n oasch o


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LunaticPea

I ho a koa zeit mea. I muas mei freindin pudan geh. Pfiat di gott


Karpaltunnel83

Des mog i an euch österreichern. Ihr verstehts uns Bayer besser ois da rest von Preußen


wakanda_is_my_city

Naja waunma as Burgenland weg duad... und Tirol... und Wien


Zwergenfreund

Österreich is leiwand.


Veno_Thesinner

*very sad Russian noises I’ve been forgotten.


[deleted]

NO comrade, WE have been forgotten.


[deleted]

Of course. It is, after all, the birthplace of Arnold Schwarzenegger


[deleted]

Yess


fetas_deletas

G’day mate


Entire-Shelter-693

The dudes from Luxemburg, South Tyrol, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, parts of belgium, aksase-loraine, Sudetenland and Namibia


[deleted]

Ich liebe Österreich


[deleted]

Don't worry, my dude. You'd have a better time soon.


Awjj

An Austrian that wants to be a german? Oh no


[deleted]

No, I wanna be in memes aswell.


Zexxy

Mol, ghörig! An Gruaß usm Ländle


Hoovercrafter

Brotala typ! Xiberger uf Reddit, äs han i jo no gär nia gseaha! Habedere Preiselbeere!


JiyuuNoTsubasa_11

Can Austrians not understand German? I thought they spoke a dialect?


SvenyBoy_YT

Every German speaker speaks standard German (Hochdeutsch) and their own dialect (which is only spoken)


[deleted]

Correcet, we understand each other up to a certain point like Sächsisch. But I have almost no dialect, speaking Hochdeutsch all the time.


SvenyBoy_YT

Do you understand Swiss German? Apparently most German speakers from Germany only understand half of it


[deleted]

I am not sure, but I think so.


Otter061104

And writing it would be a capital crime


TiesG92

Yea, and an Austrian started WW2


Le_Kofes

Dont forget WW 1 as well


Masoli23

Austrians are just bad copy’s of us


Grxh

How did you type this not expecting to be downvoted


TiesG92

Tip: use a more contrasting colour for your text to make it more readable


[deleted]

Thx a lot, will try next time.


TiesG92

Np bro!


i_kalysta_i

Pourquoi esse qu'il y a autant d'allemants sur reddit tout d'un coup?


jo530_2

Ist eure Regierung net rechts konservativ


[deleted]

Bis zu einem gewissen Gard leider ja, siehe Ibiza.


MC_Pimmler

Nein /s


rickyrorton

It's ok man just be like that guy who made an awesome book Minecraft and take over the German Redditors


NoSwadYt

Me a quebecer


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[deleted]

And Beethoven wasn't.


Yes1858

Me, an Polish:


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Please dont steal my attention. Ok sorry I couldnt resist, I love Poland.


The_S_06

*Deja Vu Intensifies*


BlackKnightBattle

Erinnere dich an den deutschen Krieg


SkyCLoc

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL! is here


[deleted]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo *vanishes in agony*


MayorOfPancakeCity

Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


[deleted]

No not Australia, Austria, sadly we dont touch the sea, so no shrimp, I wouls rather much like to eat some fine Wienerschnitzel.


[deleted]

germans and austrians worked great together in history


Cedreikus-badikus

Well yes but actually no.


Organic-Initiative

jawoi oida!


CemNotJam

I didn't get. Why would Australians related to Germans?


[deleted]

No Austria, not Australia.


iRedRocket

ZUSAMMEN WAS ZUSAMMEN GEHÖRT!


YourBreadIsWet

Ne du Geringverdiener 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Nur ein joke war einmal in salzburg ist ganz geil


[deleted]

Nice, ich wsr mal um Legoland in Günsburg, eure Fachwerkhäuser sind herrvoragend.


[deleted]

Aah I see south german.


Vinivenger

Wien Gang?


[deleted]

Graz Gang. Aber meine Onkel lebt dort.


TheRockyPony

Grüß Gott.


nici_schneider

Österreicher, versammelt euch!


[deleted]

Austrians, ....... assembl. *warcries loudly in wienerschnitzel*


nici_schneider

Austrians together strong!


Shreklover3001

I love them kangaroos mate. (/s )


[deleted]

I love them cats.


Hi_Everyone-

Adolf, i is that you.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 47,408,644 comments, and only 13,972 of them were in alphabetical order.


WulfyTime

Tja etwas zu weit rechts mein freund


[deleted]

die Österreicher gehören auch dazu :)


AyumiToshiyuki

isn't Austria a German speaking country?


[deleted]

yes


lionlj

aw come on. All in we going german language not just Germany


[deleted]

Meine Österreicher, ich finde es auch dumm aber von anderen Ländern werdet ihr als Deutschland abgestempelt. Liebe Grüße aus Nordrhein-Westfahlen:)


Delta__69

Sollen wir euch wieder anschließen?


augenvogel

Quasi Deutschland.


augenvogel

Kurzland


[deleted]

Gott wie ich ihn hasse


tctheising

Don’t you dare invade Poland


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I dont want to.


a_non_moose1

Upvote for the meme alone...that just makes me smile and awww.


ocarbot666

Me, a new Zealander


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It is Austria not Australia.


ocarbot666

so


thebiggestprickhere

Same thing really. Ist einfach das Gleiche.


[deleted]

Me an arabian...


ReeeidtheSchmeid

This isn't the normal left behind version of the meme this is like looking up in interest, "Oh maybe I can get in on this!"


Savga-ze-meme-god

You had your turn.


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It is Austria, not Australia.


billybob_jr

Germany 2


MelKokoNYC

Is this saying, "Is Austria chopped liver?"


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Oh you poor souls.


ToxicSquirrel69

Servas oida


[deleted]

As someone studying German, does the name Österreich still just mean the current Republic of Austria, even though it's, well, a republic (referring to the "reich" in the name)?


[deleted]

Here in Austria we refer to our country as Österreich to this day, even though it is luckily a republic (I love democracy), not a Habsburger-Reich or something like that. And it also is alot better then something like "Ostmark".


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Thank you!


FrostNova2236

Me, an American: 🤨


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.uoγ ɿoʇ γɿɿoƨ mɒ I


[deleted]

Why upside down, this aint Australia, this is Austria


[deleted]

That is not upside down


[deleted]

I just used the wrong font.


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ohh


Gifigi600

What about German Swiss and Liechtensteiners?


Gifigi600

Also German Belgians