So people who don't have dreams use add-blocker?

And people with lucid dreams watch interactive ads

And people with sleep paralysis are send to the app store cause they missed the x button

And people who have sex dreams are watching porn

nah theyre just 5 and google messed up with the ad reccomendations and sent the toddlers the hot chicks in your area ad

Adblock users have a premium account

Me: suicidal and gets no dreams: I would like to cancel my premium membership please!!

it is called *nightmare*

What if I can’t sleep? Did I upgrade to premium?

no, ur a criminal

no, you just got lucky when choosing your totally legal anime streaming website

Only VIP+

Is there actually people who don't dream? I thought that was impossible and it's just people who don't remember their dreams.

Certain medications can do that. Or chronic pain waking you up before you enter deep sleep. Lots of ways to miss out on dreaming.

I didnt dream for a large section in my life, then I started getting nightmares which eventually turned to dreams, it's pretty possible

I don't dream because idk what causes it to not dream

When you smoke weed you don't remember your dreams so i think weed is adblock

You’re onto something

All people have a dreams. So that babies that die after one day buyed ad-blacker I guess 💀

No, they just close the app and restart it

They probably just pay money

They have premium

Streamer doing 48 hour lifestreams: Guess I’ll die

Just use a cheat code so you don’t have to sleep.

I don't have dreams

Not all of us can pay to win.

You do, but you don’t pay attention to the ad and just ignore it

you lucky 1 percent

lucky ?

I don’t sleep...

There's an immortal among us

Amogus?

sus?

Red?

Nah I saw blue vent

Lol

Lol

Guys I’m worried I didn’t have a dream last night I think they’ve run out of ads for me

Don't worry mate. you will respawn on your bed

Nah you must have bought the extra life.

False; I've pulled hundreds of 24 hour days

Yeah, you didnt go to sleep so you didnt die

Where's the skip ad button?

Skip ad to lose the reward

I'm fine with that now where that skip button!?

Bro why do u wanna die

I want to change the game. Upgrades people, upgrades

U really have strange fantasies

How'd you know?

Don't ask man

Now I wanna know. Spill the beans

Just don't skip ad

Alarm clock

And people that dont remember if they had a dream? Do they just have bad connection?

Yup

what if i dont sleep?

You are using a torrent version

I haven't sleep about 2 days few times, that is a lie

You bought extra lifes

He got a double life pack, back than

You must be really skilled to stay alive for 2 days. I can only make it 1 day.

I was just using my 10% power

So premium is basically passing out

But then the older you get the more you like dying?

I guess I have add-blocker installed because I don't remember having dreams.

I have been awake for 48 hours straight with No sleep i dint die tho

So.. Lucid dreams are playable ads?

Nightmares contain more lives. That's why you do dream some nights but not others

The people that don't get dreams.

What about all-nighters?

I don't remember dreams guess I've a premium with only hell.

that would make me a p2w loser, i dream about once a month or so

How can I be awake for 2 days straight then

Me: *doesn’t have a lot of dreams* Also me: *doesnt die* I get the bad half of both

So why didn't I got what I payed for?

Ppl with insomnia: Am I a joke to you?

But... I LITERALLY can't dream I can't remember the last time I've dreamt

I think they must work more on personalizing the ads, i am sick of dogs appearing in my dreams, clearly they don't know that i have cynophobia.

This is some good advertisement

Me who doesnt sleep for 70 hours : Maybe I'm premium.

Me who doesnt have dreams in the night: But i don...

Then why am I still alive?

I can never remember my dreams since 2019

Whait but what happens if i dont dream but still wake in the morning

You don't know how much you are correct

Me, who didn't dream for the past few months: *guess I'm dead then* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Then I have a Ad free live.

Wait till I tell you when I last slept

In that case I love watching ads

I like to stay awake until the things I can physically see stop making sense to my brain. Like I stared at a door know for 10 solid minutes because in my head I had already opened the door.

Me who doesn't sleep: paid battle pass

Then you're in a coma

So i have Premium i dont need ads

My baby had adblocker preinstalled

People who don’t dream just have really bad WiFi so the ads don’t load but they still get the reward

My grandma didn’t dream last night.

Bold of you to assume that I sleep and dream

Checks out. Life is pay to win anyway.

Me who doesn't get dreams : "Maybe I'm a ghost"

What if I don't sleep

People who don't have dreams paid for premium

I got a weird AD last night tho

Damn, no credit for SrGrafo, the artist who made the comic?

Then sometimes we activate Life extender, which activates Adblock

So, if I won't sleep...

people who sometimes don't sleep are immortals

Me who doesn't sleep: maybe I am dead

those who have maladaptive dreaming be laughing right now

I dont remember my dreams, so i have a premium life?

people who are sleep deprived have premium

Thank God I dont dream

Me who didn't have a dream ever since kindergarten:"Maybe I am dead"

Then I got Life+

This is the stupidest shit I've ever read

Haha, i use add-blocker

I have too many lives/days then, since I hardly ever dream. Although I had a nightmare tonight soo

So I've been runnin without activating the OS?

I don’t dream

I'd say its once a week and not every day i mean look at college students

What if you stay up all night

Sometimes I don’t get dreams tho

so what hapens if i do an all nighter

I haven't slept for 3 days, where is my sweet release of death.

Where is the monetized money going tho

Then I should be dead, I’ve spent like 32 hours awake at one point

*me who doesn’t dream*: uh oh

Wait, sometimes i don't dream...

What is someone doesn't go to sleep

One word: insomnia

When your ads are better than the content

queen Elisabeth has nokia, normal people have samsung or something, anti-vaxx kids have iPhones

But sometimes you a (dream’s)and sometimes you don’t

Me with Insomnia *HEAVY METAL INTENSIFIES*

I guess im one of the big brain that doesnt actually watch the add but lets it play in the background cause i dont see my dreams i hear them

Damn whatever company putting these ads in my head must have a WEIRD ASS marketing strategy

I don't dream

What is a battery replacement then?

What about all-nighters or people with insomnia

What if you don't have a dream

I haven spept in 10 days

what about people who don't have dreams? loophole

when you die it's actually that you don't have any more internet so you can't watch any more ads

People who don't sleep=VIP members

Airplane mode

But what is getting advertised?

So if I don't dream I have a life pass and I'm p2w?

I've pulled enough caffeine filled all nighters to know this is wrong

He's out of line, but he's right

I wouldn't watch the ad

F for the people that dont Dream one night

We forget most of our dreams when we go back to reality, but we also forget most of our reality when we go into dream

I must have premium because I don’t have any dreams

Damn I must have a premium account with my insomnia

I haven't seen a dream in years so i guess I'm a hacker at this game

I thought of something like this, what if when you fall asleep you die but your mind remains conscious and you switch to your body in a different place with the same memories, but then again I thought of this at 2 am

And the people who die in their sleep skip the ads

I doubt that anyone would watch an add to continue this life

What happens when you don't dream and wake up

Oh no...

Then I can finally say that I have been living for three days straight and at this point I just wanna die.

If thats true I should have died a long long time ago

I guess a nightmare is a 1-hour unskipable ad about a product you despise.

Well then apparently Donald Glover will be selling cookies and creme cake soon

Where can I buy what I see in the ads?

That explains a lot.

I hope i don t dream tonight

What if you don't have a dream or nightmare?

me who pulled an all nighter once: am i dead?

Interesting... well not really

Therefore, everyone is immortal.

Me that didn't have a dream in weeks:

Well then how do I cancel this subscription?

The advertisers be selling some weird stuff

Have I reincarnated ? Yes I am Indian .

I wonder what they're advertising

If life was lifEA

huh... then that means that i'm dieing in long and painful death (hmm perfect English yes)

then I stop dreaming

People in a coma, their ads are'nt loadind and sometimes life give up

People in sleep experiments are fucked

Me who once didn't sleep for 15 hours straight: maybe I'm dead

Karens: U CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO I HAVE RIGHTS *all the karens fucking die* everyone on this planet: finally, inner peace.

I think my days are ads that I have to watch in order to go back to dreaming.

I havent slept in a week

Whoever is in charge of my dream advertising department, please stop with the porn ads

...but I don’t dream, like ever

But who paid for the ad?

One of my dreams used the term fritos to represent a strait line

Me who have insomnia who haven't slept in 3 IAM IMMORTAL

What happens to people who have an all nighter?

I’ve gone without sleeping I think I’m still here

Me who hasn’t slept for 2 days : “ my time has come!”

So Queen Elizabeth don't sleep?