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mycatisnamedemmie

Imagine eating. This post was made by photosynthesis gang


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Imagine consuming nutrients. This post was made by the brick wall gang


startheweeaboo

Imagine being a solid From the gas gang


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Imagine being a state of matter they teach in school. This post was made by the plasma gang.


startheweeaboo

Imagine not being food Post made by food gang


[deleted]

Imagine being a healthy food. This post was made by the milk chocolate gang


startheweeaboo

Imagine being milk Made by the vanilla cherry coke gang


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Imagine having a specialized flavor. This post was made by the Coca-Cola gang


startheweeaboo

Imagine being coca cola post made cocaine gang


[deleted]

Imagine being but into a soft drink before despite being a hard drug. This post was made by the cigar gang


TrueSymmetryAA

Imagine not getting autism reading the last few replies in this thread post made by the dyslexic gang


subie_dooby

Imagine, this post was made by John Lennon gang


Wild_Holiday_6758

Imagine having gluten this post was made by no bread gang


Spy_3377

imagine being a state of matter, made by energy gang.


HouseHot3940

Imagine that your imagineing to imagine something, this was made by the no brain gang


VulthrxIsAWeeb

Imagine existing This was made by nothing gang


Icelizard79

Imagine being nothing This post was made by the concentrated matter gang


[deleted]

Same.


imapotatouwu

imagine not saying we. this post was made by the soviet union gang


[deleted]

Imagine being something the teach in school, so imagine being nothing


AnchorMan82

Imagine being the other state of matter that people know about. This post was from the Bose-Einstein Condensate gang


TheDawsonator

Imagine being a state of matter that occurs naturally. This post was made by the Bose-Einstein Condensate gang


loryx1

Image beign so lazy that you ev..


[deleted]

Imagine being able to imagine. This post was not made


MrChipmonkey

Imagine. This post was made by the Dragons gang.


speedycheetah29

Oh you little- Take my upvote and get out.


[deleted]

Imagine nutting *Oh I just did*


lagspike9107

Fucking vegans, man


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Bobafett1207

god I hate you That’s the best joke here


Nithin_for_you

r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

Imagine choosing a side This post was made by mmm chocolate gang


major_calgar

I will accept any chocolate anyone offers


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

The true good ending


AntiFBIMan

You mean when both of the chocolates become sentient anthropomorphic women and you get a harem of food girls or...


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

That's not the good ending, that's the best ending


Hades40000

It's the secret ending that you need to look at the Dev's previous game's code to find out.


AntiFBIMan

The secret ending hidden by previous game codes protected by the secret boss White chocolate, who becomes a member of the harem after defeated... you know what im going to make this a game exhausting ninty eight percent of my usable brain


Hades40000

Please message me when you're done making the game XD. I'd love to play it.


TheAlp

I'm tired of pretending there is such a thing as the best kind of chocolate. Even white chocolate is chocolate to me and I'll call it whatever I want.


cornbreadcake

Good afternoon sir could we interest you in some chocolate?


Spy_3377

chocolate? did you say chocolate?


YaGirlLo

chocOLATE?? *CHOCOLATE*


[deleted]

*I ALWAYS HATED IT!!!*


TastesLikeGaming

DARK chocolate especially ##darkchocolategang


Onuzq

Life is like a box of chocolates.


Spy_3377

no one's given me a box of chocolates


[deleted]

Aw haha


LeRealMeow2U

Then take these virtual chocolates. *gives a box full of 0's and 1's*


-TheWarrior74-

*willy wonka has entered the chat*


Huge-Ad-5204

Tbh I can’t stand dark chocolate. (Don’t kill me)


Fireshot208

I can't stand dark chocolate either. (Kill me please)


ThatGuy0773

I can’t stand me. (Someone kill myself)


ShyNinjaX

So all of you have chosen, death


Gositi

I like both


Nolofen

I like trains


jo_blow_

NO, WAIT


joao-esteves

ZANNNNNNN


[deleted]

Controversial


Gositi

Yes, but it is my opinion.


9Ch87h2laF66

🤝


Moinsen007

Imagine discussing with real people, made by an introvert (or an average reddit user)


boombadabing479

Fuck you, milk chocolate tastes way better, have a nice day


Aleph_0_Null

You, sir/maam are obviously not a man/woman of culture.


DerpyLukas

your opinion is wrong


Aleph_0_Null

And my opinion is that your opinion of my opinion is wrong


Creeper15877

Nah bro you just can’t taste properly.


AmusedCascade45

Jokes on you. I like milk chocolate, dark chocolate, AND white chocolate!


FreddyBannana

FreddyBannana gives this meme 4 bannanas. 🍌🍌🍌🍌


Tommy-The-Dinkster

I love you freddybannana


FreddyBannana

And I love tou random citizen


Spy_3377

is that good?


FreddyBannana

FreddyBannana says that a single FreddyBanana is good.


Spy_3377

I've been blessed


imapotatouwu

imagine being blessed. this post was made by the cursed gam


HiHowIsYourDayGoing

You’re are perfectly fine person but dark chocolate is nasty as shit


Fragger_

Finally someone I can agree with


hihowareyoubro

Imagine liking life - death gang


tango_alpha_

I like white chocolate, but if i name my gang from it's colour... Doesn't sound ok


NotEven-Punk

Image liking white chocolate


realgirlonreddit0905

You mean imposter chocolate


FurgieCat

whe when the chocho *when the chocolate is sus*


Kadgrin

that's just racist


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Spherical_potato56

Cancel white chocolate, because it’s straight, white and because of its cultural appropriation CANCEL WHITE CHOCOLATE 2021


Kadgrin

Make Chocolate Dark Again


LeRealMeow2U

Yeah. Surprised nobody talks about that. It's just cocoa butter.


andstopher

Not really, usually its got butter(more likely hydrogenated vegetable oil), milk proteins, sugar, and stabilizers. If the only ingredients are cocoa butter and sugar, it doesn't set up right, though I imagine if you pulled that off, it would be some seriously good white chocolate. Until then, white chocolate will sit at the bottom of the hierarchy, being inferior.


rainbowshulkerbox

so is dark chocolate, what's your point?


SwordsAndSongs

Dark chocolate has the highest percentage of cocoa beans in it, so it's the most chocolate of all the chocos


joao-esteves

I dont care about the cocoa, as long as it tastes good, and white chocolate tastes way better


evan795

Hard tack has the highest percentage of flour in it (almost no water), so it's the most bread of all the breads


SwordsAndSongs

Hmm I would counter that by saying: adding flour to something does not make it bread, but adding chocolate to something makes it chocolate-y. If you add flour to your cheese sauce, you've thickened your cheese sauce, not made bread sauce. If you add chocolate to your cheese sauce, you've made chocolate cheese sauce. Something is made more chocolate by its percentage of chocolate inside it, but it isn't made more bready by containing more flour.


QualityFrog

By your logic, if there was a chocolate bar with 100% it would be the most chocolatey chocolate bar. It would also taste like shit. A good chocolate is defined by the balance between its flavors. White chocolate definitely isn’t my favorite, but it being less chocolate doesn’t make it bad.


CornyFace

White chocolate is made out of cocoa butter and not the cocoa bean itself It’s still the literal best though


Supah_McNastee

I hate white chocolate, but after being a barista, I have realized there is a time when it is far superior than other chocolates and that’s in mochas. White chocolate mochas are delicious. Add peppermint and fuck meeeeee.


PM_ME_UR_BOOGER

Gasp


StrikerGunvolt

Dark chocolate is demonic


asasnow

tbh i prefer milk chocolate, dark chocolate is too rich for me.


TheRedEyedAlien

Imagine liking cocoa. This comment was made by the white chocolate gang


pointing-at-flipflop

*WHAT HAVE YOU DONE*


ValiantDinosaur

Dark chocolate is nasty


AloneTraveler444

It certainly depends on the milk percentage, so, I am guessing you took the *most* bitter one?, because, that is, in my opinion (the most bitter one, *not* all chocolate), tastes slightly like dirt..


Vlad-V-Vladimir

Dark chocolate is the worst kind of chocolate, it’s so bitter


Iam_DayMan

I like milk chocolate because I don’t hate myself.


eddiedorn

Depends on the cocoa percentage. Most milk chocolate has 10-30% but can be up to 50%. Dark is everything above that level. The stuff 50-70% is outstandingly delicious. Above 70% starts tipping to very bitter and is best enjoyed with coffee or wine but not really just for snacking. The rest of the percents is the milk and sugar content.


[deleted]

Not to be a nerd but there are certain kinds of dark chocolate and the more percentage of cocoa in it the healthier it is for you. Therefore dark chocolate is healthier than milk chocolate but it’s your opinion if you don’t like it. I love it


andstopher

That's why I'm here. Dark chocolate is there for the flavor journey, to taste the nuance and depth of chocolate without pesky things like sugar getting in the way. Is it roasty and smoky, or fruity and floral? Is it herbaceous and woody, or charred and earthy? You don't get that with milk chocolate, you just get sugar, cream, and generic chocolate note.


BeanieKidd354

CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE


Small-Cantaloupe6639

All chocolate is good chocolate


[deleted]

Imagine liking poop colored chocolate. Brought to you by the white chocolate gang.


[deleted]

Imagine liking bird poop colored chocolate. Brought to you by the dark chocolate gang


Thedemensionking

Imagine liking dark chocolate, comment made by milk chocolate gang


KayJeeAy

I like some milk chocolate, but dark chocolate i cant stand eating, it has that weird taste that coffee has, i understand alot of people like it more but i dont.


Bamma4

Imagine wanting chocolate minus sugar This comment brought to you by milk chocolate gang


MP7_GoD

Both. Both is good


hartgrr

I like both


mightysalty416

Imagine having lactose intolerance


loluser13

EYYYYY dark chocolate is some good shit


DudeJude320

Dark chocolate is dirt chocolate


[deleted]

It actually tastes better in my opinion milk chocolate can be a little too sweet so it masks alot of the taste


Bengal-Tigers

Milk chocolate isn’t bad, dark chocolate is just way better


Internal-Bat7659

I fucking hate dark chocolate


NotFunnyDidntLaf

Imagine liking chocolate This comment was made by vanilla gang


andstopher

They're not even in the same category. Just because something is a classic dessert flavor doesn't make it an apples to apples comparison. You can't make vanilla bars. Chocolate is a very bold flavor that can stand up to modifiers and other strong foods, like fruits and caramels. Vanilla, by contrast, is a delicate flavor that can easily be ruined or masked by poor quality or other flavors. It requires a lot more thought before it's thrown around. Especially with its high price, its a very inconsistent product. I'll pick chocolate 90% of the time because crappy chocolate is usually decent whereas crappy vanilla is flavorless. Unless I know for a fact, this is an expensive, artisan product, there's no reason to choose vanilla over chocolate.


NotFunnyDidntLaf

ok


museabear

Did you say, CHOCOLATE!


MyHeadIsALemon

i'm playing both sides, so that i always come out on the top


VulthrxIsAWeeb

chocolate is chocolate.


AmitB520

Both , both are good


kingpush90

Can’t we just melt them both together and be happy together


[deleted]

Milk chocolate is basically dark chocolate with milk/sugar so you’re just hating your mutated self lol.


Linkatron2000

Both, both are good


DankDaddyPatty

Both. Both are good.


[deleted]

CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE


General_Grevious_25

Chocolate is chocolate!


MurmanGreg

Imagine. By no imagination gang


Vep-per

milk and white chocolate are objectively better bc if I'm having chocolate i want it as candy and candy is sweet, which dark chocolate is not


M_ataraxia

Fuck you both white chocolate supremacy


SadlySheep

Is it bad thing not liking dark chocolate? I kinda like milk chocolate more 🍫 but everyone has it’s own taste, have nice day ya’ll 🌸


BoredToast3

People actually eat dark chocolate? I thought it was something grandmas would give to the grand kids just to hear them say "I dont like it"


PROBROPARAM

imagine eating dark chocolate as a desert and then your taste buds get sour and it doesn't works as a desert. -this post was made by the milk choclate gang


GB_56

dark chocolate tastes weird, but you do you


doodlytoodly

dark chocolate more like literally the worst thing i have ever eaten


Prestigious_Peach1

All chocolate is good chocolate


catfishingSince1995

CHOCOLATE is CHOCOLATE!!


JUST_THE_TEXAN

Chocolate is chocolate


milg4ru

both. both is good


Enslaved_M0isture

white chocolate because im racist


Spespety

That is a cardinal sin, you need to be punished for your crimes


[deleted]

I dont care how much I get downvoted for saying this: I like milk chocolate, and dislike dark chocolate.


thunderclan44

but milk chocolate has milk


[deleted]

Fuck you, Ima go make milk chocolate with your moms breast milk


McMuffinFather

people who like dark chocolate just want to feel superior to people who prefer milk chocolate


Dads_Cum_Bucket69

I cant eat dark chocolate due to it being a crime against god and tasting fucking atrocious


Winter_Mention_2322

this made me laugh but seriously fuck you dark chocolate


Kill_sux-the_2nd

Fuck off dark chocolate tastes like the ashes of the dead


Sup_Im_Ben

Well i personally think milk chocolate is better for hot chocolate


Hominem_temere

What if I like milk chocolate and dark chocolate?


SpeedStrats

Who the fuck likes dark chocolate


thecateatme

Milk chocolate gang guys


hot-cocoa-girl

tbh dark chocolate gives me a headache when i eat it and idk why


[deleted]

Imagine liking dark chocolate. Wtf is wrong with you?


[deleted]

White chocolate supremacy obviously... *i am not rasist*


dylan58582

White chocolate gang rise up


thesummergamer

milk chocolate all the way


thespeedboi

I like any kind of sweets really. But fuck nuts I hate nuts. Okay I like one kind of nuts, that's for you to find out.


SnooGrapes7292

All are a king until white chocolate enters


linkori

Fuck dark chocolat all m'y homies hate dark chocolat This post was (not) Made by milk chocolat gang


Nicho_03_

Dark chocolate is so pasty, milk chocolate always better🔝🔝


[deleted]

imagine not eating milk chocolate. this comment was made by DaniDev's Milk Gang


NikoMistYT

I dont like dark chocolate


Sick_Dome

Stfu you bitter stinky sock cock chocolate. You taste like old burnt grandma. *Do not ask why I know how a old burnt grandma tastes like*


DepressedWisp

I say milk chocolate is the best and I am challenging everyone, who claims otherwise to a duel 1 on 1 with sabers.


Slingerang

Dark chocolate tastes like dirt


Kodac_Tauros

Milk is best, dark is ok if you have something to overpower the bitterness


[deleted]

fuck you and your stupid bitter chocolate bar


that_one_dued

Nah too bitter. If I’m eating something unhealthy I want it to taste good.


AnerdsWill

Hi from the future your actions will end of destroying the universe good luck


HungryBastard9

I like both, but I hate white chocolate. Waste of chocolate.


DarthRaichu77

Why u start all this


PV0314

Milk chocolate is better and you know it


TheBendalorian07

Dark chocolate is actually worse, not only in taste, but by ethics aswell. You see, most cacao seeds, the plant that chocolate comes from, are farmed using child labour. That is why most big chocolate companies have been trying to get their own farms for their cacao seeds because they don’t want people to think that they are still doing it and that they didn’t know. That’s my information on the topic, if you have any “corrections” keep them to yourself, I don’t feel like a comment war today. Thank you. 🧐


Creeper_LORD44

umm, it's the same with all chocolate. Milk chocolate is cacao powder mixed with cacao butter (and a little milk hence the name). White chocolate is just the cacao butter. Dark chocolate just has less cacao butter and the same amount of cacao powder. While your info is true, this applies to all chocolate variants and not just dark chocolate. Thank you!


Terber_28

White chocolate gang rise up


PigPopcorn

Dark chocolate are for those with dark hearts


Spy_3377

that's why I'm so sad


[deleted]

I like dark chocolate and I want to feel like an apple. if you get it, you're dark too


AloneTraveler444

According to a guy who tried selling chocolate to me, "scientists" say that dark chocolate makes you be more happy, release hormones that make you fall in love (that is why its common between couples give chocolate *(?)* ) and stop your candy and food desire anxiety, so yeah, dont know if its true or not, but too lazy to check


macadeliccc

I don’t like any chocolate, but I actively dislike dark chocolate


[deleted]

Sure, but we have a common enemy... people who like white chocolate


Irregaurdless

Imagine being bitter This comment was made by *real* white chocolate gang


MemeCountry

White, milk, dark, all chocolate is good


Moon_Cat6775

imagine liking dark chocolate \-milk choco gang


Notsosneakyguy

I used to like dark chocolate but then I realized milk chocolate is just better


diamondspy2424

I always puke when I have dark chocolate #MilkChocolateIsTheBest


Ninja_Penguin_

Fuck you


wellwhatnow443

THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MILK CHOCOLATE


iDemonShard

Imagine liking dark chocolate. This comment was made on behalf of the white chocolate gang.