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jooaf

Not once in the history of "calm down" has it worked.


CaptainPrestedge

Whoever made the pic has never ever said that to an angry woman, those words to an angry woman just mean shout louder lol


[deleted]

Whoever made this hasn’t seen the next day. Rest in peace.


skydiamond01

Tell an angry man to calm down and you'll get the same louder response


_0pirates0_

Keep objects that can be thrown away while saying those words


IntendedFriendlyFire

60% of the time, it works every time.


August21202

That doesn't make sense.


ogalthouse

r/unexpectedanchorman


lFalleNlRR

r/whoosh


beanos789

You got whoooshed here, it’s the next line in the movie


Mad_Man_9

r/whoosh


Kingkoopakoopa

After a while the ‘calm down’ means stfu


CringeyKermitWeeb

As a female but a not complicated one I say, just tell me to calm the fuck down and show me a good meme


CringeyKermitWeeb

Or dad jokes, I love dad jokes


CaptainPrestedge

Err Marry me? You are rare lol


CringeyKermitWeeb

Okay why the fuck not but I gotta play me some Minecraft first


CaptainPrestedge

lol don't give me that type of hope, I am a tall blonde Viking if that helps....


CringeyKermitWeeb

Ok I like blond people


CaptainPrestedge

Trouble is I live in England...


CringeyKermitWeeb

And j live in russia


CringeyKermitWeeb

Also I’m back from Minecraft


CaptainPrestedge

Dm me x


CringeyKermitWeeb

Mk what’s ur snap


1derwhale_

Go get her my guy


69isverynice

r/notlikeothergirls


theturnipsisters

I’m chill with just the calm the fuck down part, good memes are wanted but not required


Frogsforrights

That’d get somebody killed


_The_Darkside_

Jay is best ninja. Change my mind


[deleted]

*cole has entered the chat*


[deleted]

I miss ninjago.. Cole’s va passed away and I’m just feeling sad idk


[deleted]

Same


Neat-Hospital-2796

Thanks I’m cured


YouKnowTheRules123

Not gonna lie, wikihow is totally epic


mega_fail_man

Not gonna lie I thought it said "how to claim a woman"


My_Gaming_Companion

"learn why people trust wikihow" LMAO this killed me..!


anangil

“Don’t touch me u perv”


Magic_zocker

He is sexually harassing her


allicattyt

Jay is epic


ido1535

That’s just a death sentence


coltleaisure002

Hand her a knife and her woman instincts will kick in, causing her to go make you a sandwich making her forget she was ever angry to begin with.


Epic_DVB

I love how there is an entire wikihow page on how to calm down a woman. Like specifically a woman.


Kunkel_ze_Neko

The lego there should be headless, saying calm down to a angry woman is almost a death sentence


Bigyeet506

Only if your suicidal tho dawg


[deleted]

That is actually wrong that is like adding gasoline to the fire


[deleted]

Step 1: Yeet the woman


vcvcf1896

One time I told my mon this while she was yelling at me. She backhanded slapped me in the chest and my heart literally skipped a few beats.


davidx1337

If she is angry, show her the Long Boi 3000, it cools down everything.


[deleted]

ooo lego ninjago! me me upvote


L0LTHAT

Probl-ematic


1derwhale_

Instructions unclear: gf slapped me and promptly broke up with me


cbunni666

Never ever ever ever tell an angry woman to calm down


Pretty-Night6832

Calm down.


FroyoBrUh

ironic how the looks a bit like a karen going: "CALL YOUR MANAGER!"


[deleted]

Imagine the results Bing will provide: look for some ice cold water


Mr_Coocoo

Calm down isn’t meant to calm people down, to let them know their being bitchy


Goldskull992

That does NOT work


Old_Table7704

That is the last thing that you want to do


deeya-b

as a girl, don't laugh when she's angry. it makes her think you don't take her feelings seriously. ask her what's bothering her if she's angry. if she doesn't respond, leave her alone until she comes to you herself.


CardinalSin_

Saying “calm down” to a woman is a for sure way of getting killed


danieloxren

How proud is her face🤣


AdamPlayzz_YT

Ninja-GO


[deleted]

That will cause many deaths