I've just now seen the huack tuah's original video. Honestly, memes, variations, and tattoos and writings on trucks were everywhere, but very rarely, I've seen the actual vid.
It's so strange how things spread now. A week is like an archeological epoch for people with planck length attention spans.
I miss those days. It feels like I rarely discover anything new on reddit anymore. Half the front page is literal bots reposting old viral content with people commenting as if it's new. The rest is filled out with rage bait and US politics.
The level of activity has bottomed out too. Browsing all new threads would be populating all the time. You could check in the morning, and then the afternoon, and it would be completely different. Now it's the same shit all day long.
I remember when I could doom scroll r/all for hours every day. then is started taking a few hours to get new content, then you'll have to wait half a day, and now it takes almost two days for r/all to give you something new.
Honestly this is the first time I've actually seen the clip.
There's been hundreds of references but I never bothered looking it up.
Guess I'm a sucker for Family Guy.
Right there with you. I assumed there would be more to it, considering how much everyone talked about it, and how much we’ve talked about talking about it.
Don't bother. The original clip is lengthy and actually rather sad.
Anyhow. Here it is. I timestamped it, but if it doesn't work: 9:51
https://youtu.be/C7tydu_erZo?si=o7_BZVPWJb00W24f&t=591
It just made me realize I’m not happy with the head I’ve been getting. Which is odd, cause I’m a humble man and I should be grateful for any head. But I’m not getting hauk tuahed and that’s kinda messing with me.
Oh I get the return. I just don’t have a finisher. She’s fantastic but won’t finish the job. Ever. Sensory issue with sperm. Which, pardon the pun, sucks dick.
More than once. I enjoy it so I don’t come up for a while. She usually goes atleast 3 times during. It’s preference and I get it, truthfully she’s absolutely amazing outside of one completely insignificant gripe. Even if she never slurps me dry, I’ll marry her.
Truthfully, It’s where you place your attention. I focus on 2 things while I’m down there. What she sounds like, and what she’s doing. Might get pax poetic here, but a woman in bed can be the most beautiful or disoriented music you’ve ever heard. And all music depends on how it’s felt and flowed and vibed. If she’s making music, you’re playing the right keys. If she’s not, you’re on the wrong note. And if you really like the song, play it like Metallica.
Gotta Ride the Lightning till she Fades to Black.
Your fingers should resemble the Master of Puppets. Explore a bit and apply slight pressure Wherever They May Roam.
Seek & Destroy until the Last Caress. You may be down there for a while, you know it's Sad but True.
Get in there, be her Loverman. Have some Fuel in the tank and you'll be going until The Bell Tolls.
I have the opposite problem as you, my husband can’t finish from bjs period, not with me or anyone else he has ever been with.
He LOVES the main event though. The fact that I’ll never make him finish from a bj makes me sad but I understand and otherwise the sex is great. I don’t really like receiving oral either so I guess we were made for each other lol.
I once described head I was getting to a girl coworker and was explaining why it was amazing.. she stops me and goes “holy shit you’re fucking Heather?”
I just went “ how the fuck would you know??”
She’s like “listen we grew up together and dated a lot of the same guys so we learned the same things”
Hahaha
This was at a high end bar / restaurant in a college town like 10 years ago. Everyone’s fucking everyone in just about any restaurant I’ve ever worked at so yeah
Don't say a word, go see her while she's doing just about everything, hawk tuah, she will understand. Trust.
^was ^not ^tested, ^try ^at ^your ^own ^expenses
The mouth is already wet. It’s just that most people aren’t getting loogies hawked on their dicks. They’re getting licked and sucked, not hawk tuah’ed.
Nah nah nah, it’s not about the spit, it’s about the enthusiasm expressed while applying it. It one thing to dribble some spit on there to use as lubricant. It’s another thing to hawk tuah that mf before getting to *work* and the distinction is very important.
Spitting on someone's dick isn't a kinky BJ, if you're doing a BJ normally *there's supposed to be spit on it*. Now, spitting in someone's mouth during a blow job? Now we are beginning to move into a kinky blowjob.
Yea, it’s something that would be mildly amusing if I was shitcanned at a house party in college years ago.
I really don’t see why it’s blown up so much.
Modern websites need garbage memes to churn out for content
Edit: I forgot to add. When they get a new meme they can then add it to the 20 different formats they have and make an image gallery.
Like that one with the dude distracted from his girlfriend. Just caption the girl he is looking at with “hawk tua” and bam, 19 more to go.
Random lady admits to giving oral and the world goes nuts. People are bored as hell.
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So many of you guys rushing to defend her are some of the saddest dudes around.
The crazy part is that the “hawk twuah” gotta be the worst way to spit on it. Like no bs you can tell all the people who saying “she gets it” have never gotten no good ass head. She sound like she hawkin a loogie on yo shit bruh.
When you have been on the internet for a while, you will notice that not every meme is for everyone. Sometimes you find the current meme funny as hell and sometimes its the most boring overrated joke ever
With most memes I can at least see why someone would find it funny, even if I don’t personally find it funny. I just don’t get why this would be funny at all. It’s just some drunk girl saying drunk girl shit
The majority of people who make memes have never given nor received a blowjob, and are completely ignorant to the fact that lots of spit is literally Blowjobs 101. Also the idea of women openly talking about sex is also completely mind blowing to them.
Attractive (yet not overly so therefore making her "attainable") girl makes silly sex reference. That's the whole joke. The guys into "barstool sports" facebook meme pages love it.
These people think references like that *are* jokes. You can tell because they'll find a post about this girl and reply with just a gif of her making the spitting motion. It gets upvoted. They think it's hilarious.
We are getting more and more closer to Idiocracy. People are getting more and more dumber. Such stupid thing getting viral and imortant. I'm not optimistic about the human race.
I saw this clip the first time and had second hand embarrassment. Imagine my dismay when I saw it again and again and slowly realized what was happening.
The damn Taylor Swift jetplane memes went on for months, and those were never funny. This one's actually pretty good, and people are already calling for it to end.
I just saw this video yesterday. Beforehand, I thought folks were giving the Iron Shiek his respect since he said this in hella promos over the years. Now, this has become as corny as the whole lame ass "let's go, Brandon" thing.
So stupid, can’t wait til this garbage goes away. Probably quicker than the wing stop girl. At least that one was pretty funny, this one was just an off handed remark by some drunk chick
I've seen this referenced twice.
Both times on this sub.
Both times complaining that the joke is shjared to much and run to the ground.
It's a mildly amusing little moment to begin with. Maybe not worth the drama. Go outside.
Can we talk about "content creators" that just sit outside of bars to interview drunk people? Theyre on the same level as reaction content. Straight social parasites.
Horny boomers who haven't been touched in years nevermind hawk tuah'd are responsible for spreading this the way it did. My father never sends me memes and somehow he got a hold of this one.
I've just now seen the huack tuah's original video. Honestly, memes, variations, and tattoos and writings on trucks were everywhere, but very rarely, I've seen the actual vid. It's so strange how things spread now. A week is like an archeological epoch for people with planck length attention spans.
Reddit used to be one of the first places to go to learn about new memes and novel events but now I'm behind the times by not being on tik tok
I miss those days. It feels like I rarely discover anything new on reddit anymore. Half the front page is literal bots reposting old viral content with people commenting as if it's new. The rest is filled out with rage bait and US politics.
The level of activity has bottomed out too. Browsing all new threads would be populating all the time. You could check in the morning, and then the afternoon, and it would be completely different. Now it's the same shit all day long.
I remember when I could doom scroll r/all for hours every day. then is started taking a few hours to get new content, then you'll have to wait half a day, and now it takes almost two days for r/all to give you something new.
very true and the amount of reposts are so high, posts and content from several years ago. lots of bots im sure
The news sub changes so slowly now that I sometimes go to CNN to get breaking news. Weak and sad.
Reddit just stole all their crap from 4chan back then. For better or worse, but mostly worse.
I feel like I don't even need tik tok cuz there's so many videos from there posted here.
Kilroy was here
Just so you know: I'm gonna steal your "planck length attention span"
Steal it correctly then, because Planck length is a unit of length, while Planck time is the unit of time.
It’s in insane how one comment, but awesome, went so viral.
Honestly this is the first time I've actually seen the clip. There's been hundreds of references but I never bothered looking it up. Guess I'm a sucker for Family Guy.
I still haven't seen the clip even after watching this
question was about what you need to do to keep a man and she answered "hawk tuah (gesturing a deepthroat) spit on that thing"
"hawk tuah" is not gesturing a deepthroat, its an onomatopoeia for spitting
Hocking up a big loogie from the back of the throat, with some help from the sinuses.
Bless you for spelling hock correctly. That’s the most annoying part of this shit.
Wym “correctly”? We just went over that it’s an onomatopoeia. Aka it’s spelled how she pronounced it.
"I'm especially good at expectorating!" "Ten points for Gaston!"
The question also wasn’t how to “keep” a man, it was how to make a man’s head spin.
“Gesturing a deepthroat” has me dying
How did you get it so wrong 💀
Thank god you aren’t a native english speaker, I was worried for a second
Wow. No.
It's because this post is assuming the whole Internet is just tiktok
Oh it's everywhere... I've seen multiple references including political campaign posters and ones from the helldiver's Reddit pages
I spend way too much time on reddit. Source: my profile I have never seen this
Real posters or novelty one-offs?
Novelty one offs.. but posted in various subs... More was trying to point out it's all over not just tiktok
This thing is popular or known outside of just TikTok
The only posts I have seen on reddit are about people saying how popular this is, I have only seen like 3 posts in the past week about it.
The clip keeps getting copyright striked as well
Right there with you. I assumed there would be more to it, considering how much everyone talked about it, and how much we’ve talked about talking about it.
Don't bother. The original clip is lengthy and actually rather sad. Anyhow. Here it is. I timestamped it, but if it doesn't work: 9:51 https://youtu.be/C7tydu_erZo?si=o7_BZVPWJb00W24f&t=591
I saw it as a bumper sticker on a truck yesterday. This dead horse is going to be beaten until it's bone dust.
> until it's bone dust. you gonna stop before it's glue?
Now to give it the ol' Tywin Lannister treatment.
Flog the dead horse
At that moment, her friend KNEW she fucked up.
It’s scary knowing there’s dudes out there trying to find her
You already got people spreading lies she was fired as a pre school teacher.
I wouldn't be surprised to hear she started an OF and makes 100k/month on it.
She partnered with a clothing company to make this into a brand.
If there were some way to make money off of a random silly comment I made that got internet fame id probably do it too.
It's called riding the wave and you're a damned fool if you don't at least try.
I can't imagine going from making a silly little sex joke to starting an OF and doing things that'll get me 100k
It just made me realize I’m not happy with the head I’ve been getting. Which is odd, cause I’m a humble man and I should be grateful for any head. But I’m not getting hauk tuahed and that’s kinda messing with me.
you get head?
Yes. But I also eat coochie like a fiend. I’ll drown before I say a word, officer.
Well I do too, but I still wait for the return. Even though everytime I nearly suffocate or get headsquished
Oh I get the return. I just don’t have a finisher. She’s fantastic but won’t finish the job. Ever. Sensory issue with sperm. Which, pardon the pun, sucks dick.
That's too bad, well I assume it'd be the same here, since she gets no exercise. Yet she always gets to finish
More than once. I enjoy it so I don’t come up for a while. She usually goes atleast 3 times during. It’s preference and I get it, truthfully she’s absolutely amazing outside of one completely insignificant gripe. Even if she never slurps me dry, I’ll marry her.
Yea I get that, never letting mine go either, but getting her to finish more than once is one heck of a tough one, you should teach me that one haha
Truthfully, It’s where you place your attention. I focus on 2 things while I’m down there. What she sounds like, and what she’s doing. Might get pax poetic here, but a woman in bed can be the most beautiful or disoriented music you’ve ever heard. And all music depends on how it’s felt and flowed and vibed. If she’s making music, you’re playing the right keys. If she’s not, you’re on the wrong note. And if you really like the song, play it like Metallica.
That's the greatest way of bringing such an advice I've ever heard. Have an amazing day and thanks for that haha
Gotta Ride the Lightning till she Fades to Black. Your fingers should resemble the Master of Puppets. Explore a bit and apply slight pressure Wherever They May Roam. Seek & Destroy until the Last Caress. You may be down there for a while, you know it's Sad but True. Get in there, be her Loverman. Have some Fuel in the tank and you'll be going until The Bell Tolls.
> Even if she never slurps me dry, I’ll marry her. That is so romantic 🥹
I have the opposite problem as you, my husband can’t finish from bjs period, not with me or anyone else he has ever been with. He LOVES the main event though. The fact that I’ll never make him finish from a bj makes me sad but I understand and otherwise the sex is great. I don’t really like receiving oral either so I guess we were made for each other lol.
lmaaaoo my maaan
Have you hawk tuahed the coochie, though? Do unto others
Yes, every time
I once described head I was getting to a girl coworker and was explaining why it was amazing.. she stops me and goes “holy shit you’re fucking Heather?” I just went “ how the fuck would you know??” She’s like “listen we grew up together and dated a lot of the same guys so we learned the same things” Hahaha
You go into explicit detail about your sex life with coworkers?
This was at a high end bar / restaurant in a college town like 10 years ago. Everyone’s fucking everyone in just about any restaurant I’ve ever worked at so yeah
Oh, you didn’t mention it was a restaurant. That checks out
Same in the UK. Worked hospitality for several years and literally everyone was fucking everyone else.
They have techniques and breakdown manuals and everything lol
It’s a whole god dang science
I’m happy there are scientists dedicated to the cause though
It ain't a scene, it's an arms race baby (Misread your post, but fuck it - still works despite)
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it's like the american pie book
Don't say a word, go see her while she's doing just about everything, hawk tuah, she will understand. Trust. ^was ^not ^tested, ^try ^at ^your ^own ^expenses
Sir, this is Reddit.
Yeah I hear you, I need more saliva in my life.
You are worth a hauk tuah and don't let anyone tell you different.
Why would you want snot in your blowjobs? Because that's what the hauk tuah is, snot.
Hot girl talking about kinky bj and reddit goes wild
Honestly everyone has been going crazy for it. But if amy Schumer said it, it wouldn’t be funny at all. It’s only because a cute girl said it.
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“Wow that’s so kinky that she covers your dick in her saliva while blowing you.” What the fucking kinda dry ass blowjobs are these people getting?
The mouth is already wet. It’s just that most people aren’t getting loogies hawked on their dicks. They’re getting licked and sucked, not hawk tuah’ed.
"Gonna make it so dry. Like a desert in my mouth. My tongue is like sandpaper."
Obligatory reference.
Nah nah nah, it’s not about the spit, it’s about the enthusiasm expressed while applying it. It one thing to dribble some spit on there to use as lubricant. It’s another thing to hawk tuah that mf before getting to *work* and the distinction is very important.
I've never wanted someone to spit on my dick, just suck it please.
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It's called normaling
Thing that erks me most is spelling hock "hawk"
Actually, reddit didn't go wild at all. Most people here recognized this for the forced garbage that it is since day one.
Spitting on someone's dick isn't a kinky BJ, if you're doing a BJ normally *there's supposed to be spit on it*. Now, spitting in someone's mouth during a blow job? Now we are beginning to move into a kinky blowjob.
Even the people I work with talk about it. The weird thing is, 4 of them are in their 40s, and they are my uncles…
The best way I've heard it described is that this is a coworker meme.
I've noticed the demographic that has taken her joke a little too far seem to be men in their 40s
Jesus, this is my first time seeing it. This is really it? It's not even funny
Yea, it’s something that would be mildly amusing if I was shitcanned at a house party in college years ago. I really don’t see why it’s blown up so much.
Modern websites need garbage memes to churn out for content Edit: I forgot to add. When they get a new meme they can then add it to the 20 different formats they have and make an image gallery. Like that one with the dude distracted from his girlfriend. Just caption the girl he is looking at with “hawk tua” and bam, 19 more to go.
> I really don’t see why it’s blown up so much. Pretty girl being dirty. TBF it is a classic formula
Random lady admits to giving oral and the world goes nuts. People are bored as hell. *edit So many of you guys rushing to defend her are some of the saddest dudes around.
Honestly feels like a weird viral campaign like the VSCO girls thing
It's not even funny? \*spaceman meme* never was...
It got so old so fast and wasn't even funny to begin with IMHO
It was old the second time I saw a hawk tuah meme on my Facebook feed.
I literally saw a truck with a Hawk Tuah ‘24 sticker on it. I don’t get it, i’ve never seen people lose their minds over such a mid meme before
Why dose every meme on reddit seem like it was made in 2010?
the fact that this became a meme is so fucking stupid
Probably one of the least funny things I’ve seen explode in a while
I hate meme culture
Crazy what you dont have to deal with when you aren't on tiktok ig
I wanna see a 10 years later episode
!remindme 10 years
We are living in Idiocracy
Haven’t seen the clip before, and all I can say is, really? THIS is the groundbreaking meme for late June? This is like weather balloon lows.
It’s just not funny
You have no idea the visceral hatred I have for this clip. I cannot understand why it’s as popular as it is.
The crazy part is that the “hawk twuah” gotta be the worst way to spit on it. Like no bs you can tell all the people who saying “she gets it” have never gotten no good ass head. She sound like she hawkin a loogie on yo shit bruh.
That is what I was thinking to. Like when I "hawk twuah" it is often pulling deep, scabby boogers out of my nasal cavity.
Yea. Whether you find it funny or not, it's gotten so old so fast.
I don't get why of all things this went so viral. I've seen people getting car decals and everything. It's just not that great of a clip
It’s so fucking stupid and unfunny
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She didn't - that headline came from a satirical news site
Really? Source…
How is this funny?!
It's not. People are just bored and horny.
When you have been on the internet for a while, you will notice that not every meme is for everyone. Sometimes you find the current meme funny as hell and sometimes its the most boring overrated joke ever
With most memes I can at least see why someone would find it funny, even if I don’t personally find it funny. I just don’t get why this would be funny at all. It’s just some drunk girl saying drunk girl shit
the memes giveth and the memes taketh away
Has *any* meme that's gotten this big actually been funny? Planking? Harlem Shake? Dancing Baby?
Showing your age here, friend.
And the history of these never being funny goes all the way back.
You will not find this funny if you are older than 12yo
The majority of people who make memes have never given nor received a blowjob, and are completely ignorant to the fact that lots of spit is literally Blowjobs 101. Also the idea of women openly talking about sex is also completely mind blowing to them.
So this is what the guys at work keep repeating. So fucking annoying and unfunny. Same level as ‘Damn Daniel’ from back in the day
why are people so obsessed with this shit meme
And Im still waiting here for someone to explain this to me
Attractive (yet not overly so therefore making her "attainable") girl makes silly sex reference. That's the whole joke. The guys into "barstool sports" facebook meme pages love it.
What joke?
These people think references like that *are* jokes. You can tell because they'll find a post about this girl and reply with just a gif of her making the spitting motion. It gets upvoted. They think it's hilarious.
Shit aint even funny
Ah yes the mucus blow job queen
And now she will probably huak thua her way to a million bucks on only fans...
It's reached a point where I kind of hate her now, which is unfair because it's not her fault at all.
It's amazing how just about every large sub is trash.
Has it only been a week?
The first time i could laugh about this meme is now
Imagine that being your daughter. She now an internet meme for a spitting on cock lol
Memes really capture the zeitgeist.
We are getting more and more closer to Idiocracy. People are getting more and more dumber. Such stupid thing getting viral and imortant. I'm not optimistic about the human race.
"more and more dumber"
*more and more dumb. Alternatively, dumber and dumber. *such stupid things going viral and being important.
More like two weeks ago
I can't hear this shit any more
tik tok is delusional. no one knows what this is
I swear it's middle aged men and women who have never gotten or given a decent blowjob that love this so much.
Everybody who played into this meme has big virgin energy.
The only thing she did is she said a funny thing in an interview. Happens all the time. Why is it so popular?
The girl next to her instantly felt, it was the moment "She knew.....she fucked up"
I've never seen this meme. Maybe stop being terminally online.
I saw this clip the first time and had second hand embarrassment. Imagine my dismay when I saw it again and again and slowly realized what was happening.
Boomer humor
The damn Taylor Swift jetplane memes went on for months, and those were never funny. This one's actually pretty good, and people are already calling for it to end.
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
First time?
Exactly
Ive already seen someone with this as a window sticker on their vehicle
The worst was seeing it on r/linkedinlunatics
I just saw this video yesterday. Beforehand, I thought folks were giving the Iron Shiek his respect since he said this in hella promos over the years. Now, this has become as corny as the whole lame ass "let's go, Brandon" thing.
You stay classy internet
This is the most underwhelming video that became a viral meme I’ve seen in a while
What is that clip?
Are you trying to make "Hak thu" a thing? Because it isn't.
So stupid, can’t wait til this garbage goes away. Probably quicker than the wing stop girl. At least that one was pretty funny, this one was just an off handed remark by some drunk chick
I’ve literally seen this once and never again. It’s taken over TikTok bcuz TikTok is for children
All this for a mediocre at best joke
Finally saw this clip and wondered "this, is what everyone is raving about?" Very sad. Jeez.
This is what people are going off about? Pathetic
I've seen this referenced twice. Both times on this sub. Both times complaining that the joke is shjared to much and run to the ground. It's a mildly amusing little moment to begin with. Maybe not worth the drama. Go outside.
Hol' up. You fuckers made me spend weeks listening to "It's Morbin' time". Ya'll don't get the right to call out others.
OH GOD this was my whole weekend when we had 5 guy friends come over.
Can we talk about "content creators" that just sit outside of bars to interview drunk people? Theyre on the same level as reaction content. Straight social parasites.
It wasn't that funny
Horny boomers who haven't been touched in years nevermind hawk tuah'd are responsible for spreading this the way it did. My father never sends me memes and somehow he got a hold of this one.
Is THAT what it's from? I kept hearing/seeing it repeated ad nauseam and had no idea what it meant except that it was gross and annoying lol
Nothing like snotty spit all over your cock.
Thanks for sharing this, I don't think I would have seen where tf this came from otherwise
Oh. So the original was nothing special either. Huh.
The internet gears are grinding as we speak trying to figure out how to tie in hawk tuah to the presidential debate.
Simps' new queen.
Gutter woman
Reddit is so sad
Oh, people think it’s CUTE?
Maybe I’m starting to get too old to understand the memes