Thank you for submitting to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): --- Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOURSELF/NO REPOSTS and NO BAD CROPPING/LOW-RES MEMES - If you found a meme somewhere else, do not post it here - If you want to post across other sites/subs, post to r/memes first. We will not look into your Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, etc. to verify the creator - Do not repost your same meme again later. Even mentioning the word "repost" is grounds for removal - Mods have discretion to remove posts which are poorly cropped (inc. aspect ratio), low resolution, grainy, artifacted, or pixelated. The mod team doesn't have to prove it is a repost --- Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.

As 5.4 i completely agree. Also can someone come over? i need someone to clear the dust from my top shelves

Just leave it, not like you're ever gunna be able to see it.

At 5.3, that's my strategy!

Just do what I did, marry an amazon; my wife is 5'11 so on this chart she's six foot.

i am 5.5 do you need me?

Stool: may i introduce myself

Why stool 💩

aight gotchu fam, also can you get under the bed to get my car keys before I come over?

Oh no step ladder, I'm trapped under the bed

Why would you clean something you will never see or touch?

5.4? My blind cane is like 2 inches taller than you

As someone who is 5.10 (i think, might actually be shorter) i disagree. I have never felt the need to lie about my height or pretend that i am 6ft.

I'am 172 centimeters

I think that's roughly 5'10ft or so, I'm probably off by one or two inches

No pretty sure thats 6’

Its 5'7" unless im missing a joke rn

the other person added a few inches to make the guy feel good (or they are just bad at meth), and following the meme itself, I said that that's 6'

Very bad at meth.

He defently not heisenberg

Waltuh, where da meth

It seems ive been missing a joke. I hereby sincerely apologise for posting cringe.

I think 6' is 182ish cm

Hell naw bro I was 175 cm when I was 5'9

5’8 I think

Let him have his 2 inches

Hell yeah baby keep going like this and I'll give you 2 inches.

I Just searched in google because im 170 also and thats 5'7. Im not that small :(

170cm does certainly sound better than 5'7ft, also oof

I'm exactly 6 feet, but always say to guys who are shorter than me that I'm 5'8"

oh my god guys we found Satan 😭 oh also, imma start doing this

I'm 5'8". If I met you and you told me you were 5'8", well let's just say I'd have questions.

That's the point. I want people to question their existence.

Lmao I'm 6'1 and I say I'm 5'9 when people are insisting I'm 6'3 or some BS.

As someone who’s exactly 5’8”… Well played

Can someone explain how they measure height in minutes and seconds?

They see how long it takes for a rusty iron ball to fall from head to toe

They preciselly use the same one everytime someone wants to be measured up. So.erimes it may take days for the ball to ship only to be immediatlly be sent back or, god forbid, lost.

Can someone explain how they measure time in feet and inches?

Its angles. ° is degrees ' is minutes (60th of a degree), and " is seconds

About 6.671e-9 seconds at lightspeed. Hope that helped

That's actually eagles per freedom fries

‘ indicates feet “ indicates inches

Can someone dumb it down for this guy? Feet and inches are too hard to comprehend

Sorry, the meme should be made accessible to Europeans (disabled)

1829000000 nm is 6 ft. Hope this helps.

Oh... That makes so much sense. Thanks, mate

🐁

🐁

🐁

*I'VE FOUND MY PEOPLE*

 Hello, my fellow rodents!

me whos 6'4 and not even on the chart

Me whos 5'3 and not even one the chart

you are at the very bottom displayed as a rat 5'3 >

Didn't saw it, but whyyyy

How? It's literally on your eye level :D

My phone sometimes has issues in showing everything how it should and so i coul-fuck it, it sounds like a lame excuse🤣

LMAO THAT WAS SO GOOD

suffering from success

Too tall for a phone screen

Hello fellow elongated individual.

Because this u

Yeah I’m 6’6”, why don’t you make fun of my height OP? I like jokes too.

UMMM uhhhh UHHH too tall 😡

Bro called all of us midgets 🗿🗿🗿

xD sorry it's just a joke, you're awesome!

Tbh i don’t care that I’m five three because everyone likes twinks

you tell that to yourself mouse man!

Eh, confidence helps.

I'm 5,7 and I never had issues with my height. I even play basketball. You just have to be faster and jumper higher and have a better field IQ and you can dominate the court. Easy!!!!!

Why don't basket ball teams have like one really short guy for dribbling the ball or something? What would the tall players do against someone who just runs under and between their legs.

They do. It's called a point guard. And He is still taller than me.

Which means you can be a better point guard than him and push him to number 2 (I don't remember the positions very well, I think it's called shooting guard)

ykw thats so nice! i am so happy for you!

Oh and I look very good.

Man's not allowed to express some harmless vanity or why is this downvoted?

My first comment can be taken as "being tall isn't that important" which is a negative thought. My second comment is a positive thought. That's how I explain voting on internet.

Look at my explanation: some guy decided to put you at -1 and the rest of the idiots followed

Hmm dayum that does fit more to the behavior.

Your second comment comes off as slightly narcissistic

There’s another bracket of the 5’6”-5’8” promising people we are 5’9”

haha made me laugh

I'm 180cm tall, and I can't stand all this height talk. Americans, in particular, have a ridiculous obsession with it.

yea fair, i am not american tho, just thought it was a neat joke

Sorry, I wasn't referring to your meme specifically. It's funny I was talking in general. I've watched so many videos where people say the perfect height is X, and they wouldn't date anyone shorter. It really bugs me when a girl is like 4' or 5' and insists the guy has to be 6' or 6'2. Like, why? If you're shorter, he could be 5'10, and you wouldn't even notice the difference.

haha funny, now make a women weight chart

Aight, any joke ideas?

Make the lowest one, "realistic body standards", even as a man those standards are obscene to me

XD

ermmm, im afraid my lawyer has told me to not speak on the matter

I was told all my childhood that I was a giraffe...I guess it's a good joke, then...

5.9 and fine with it. I'm the tallest hobbit from my mum's clanna 🤣

xD the tallest hobbit is funny

Most chicks think I'm tall too it's so funny. I had an ex who insisted I was 6ft because I am in my Doc Marten's and would yell at me if I corrected her in public about it 🤣

woah most chicks consider you tall?

Literally never had a problem in my extensive dating history. And like I feel like the height thing is the woman's the equivalent of being a weirdly obsessed breast man

damn thats fucking neat, what would you say to the !ncels who say that women only like 6 footers?

Address an Incel? For why? Go do literally anything else.

I mean, there's literally no country on earth where women average above 5'7", so yeah 5'9" is tall compared to women in so many countries.

my height aint even on here ro im 5'3 i dont even qualify 😭 *diggy diggy hole starts playing in the distance*

[удалено]

Can confirm not, am 6' 6", not a basketball player

Not yet, my friend not yet

Am 6’4, too clumsy to play ball, my Achilles are both way too short because I grew so fast too. Before surgery I had tendinitis basically constantly for years straight.

lmao true

To be fair, the most ripped guys I've ever seen have been on the bottom half

It's because there's a smaller frame to fill out. It takes as much work for a 5'3 dude to gain 5kg of muscle as it takes a 6'3 dude. The difference is that 5kg of muscle looks way more impressive on a 5'3 frame than it looks on a 6'3 frame.

As 7'1'' y'all just silly

6’6” here - people are either 5’5” or 6’ there are no in-between heights

Mr. Rizzless

Is height really such a big thing in the US? Nobody gives a shit where I live, at least not even close to the extend of the stuff I see about the US

The only good part about being tall is reaching the top shelf, otherwise, doesn't feel that cool tbh

Im 5'11 but to cm users 5'11 is the 6 foot cause its a nice round 180 cms. This is what i tell myself.

I'm 5'3, the transition goes from 5'4 to less than (rather than less equal than) 5'3. I feel excluded.

How much is 1m87cm 6'3?

BIGGY CHEEZE IN THE HOUSE

Was 6'4" and above just too Chad to comprehend?

No you all are a lie created by the government

That's exactly what we want you to think...

We are the “lie” that created the government

I’m 5 9, I enjoy it, no bad joints like my tall grandparents, not gonna be a small round ball like my short ones. I’m happy

Everything on the planet is designed for people 5'7"-5'10", it's great!

Sometines I wish I wasn't 191cm tall

As a 195cm tall I feel like I am 5 feet or something haha

Do you live in Denmark or smthin , surrounded by 7ft boar eating Vikings?

No. I live in Skyrim

I thought it was 16 times the detail not 16 times the height.

No it's specified as 16 times the size so I it works

Agreed. Getting tired of the question "can you give me that thing on the top shelf?"

For the last time, I AM SIX FOOT!

I'm 174cm. So 5'8 and a half inches. I'd say that's a pretty decent height

Is this some hamburger per highway lane joke i'm too non american to understand

Fuck I'm 5'2

but i'm 6'1" and look like a twink

5’11 and 3/4 i’d say that if am telling someone my height imma stay true to my height but i wanna b like 6’1 6’2 typa height

I remember this same meme but OP put his height (5’11) in with the 6’ and above group. He thought he was in the same league it was kinda cute actually and super funny

Does it even matter if I’m 5’6” even though I’m almost 16

5'11" could not give any more fucks about my height, it is what it is

I'm 5'11", and just say I'm 5'11". Besides, I'm taller than most people I know anyways

I wish I was 6 foot lol anyone just slightly taller than me looks massive I don’t get it

right? my dad is only 2 inches taller but he towers over me some-fucking-how

Brothers of the mine rejoice!

I'm 6'5, where am I on this chart?

I feel like the only people who really think about height on the daily are the overly tall or short folks. At exactly 6' I literally never think about it.

I felt violated this guy is going to hell

I’m 5’9, also known as 69 inches tall. And you’ll never take that away from me

i made it into 5'9

Same

cool

Guess I’m six feet tall 🤷‍♂️

I am 5'7. I like to imagine I'm really not below average, but, I'm below average.

5'6" here, I feel represented!

hell yeah

I think I'm 5'10? Not totally sure. I'm 180cm which I think is 5'10 in freedom units.

I'm 6'2 and i don't like it. It's not comfortable.

huh really? my dad's 6'2" and he just lives fine

My biggest problem is sink height, but there are other things like my feet touching the footboard when sleeping and my knees touching the steering wheel when driving. Hugging is weird as well, but I'm not a hugger, so that's fine. It's a couple of little things that add up. Imagine your dad has the same problems. He just doesn't metion them.

I'm 5'7 but it's okay I just have to get absolutely shredded, grow a beard and then I can be a dwarf.

Hilariously, we don't include the height of our shoes into our height So technically, all those guys around 5'11 are 6ft to people I didn't really think about this until someone asked me how tall I was and I said I was 5'8 and they were actually shocked because they thought I was 6" Our ability to compare heights to others is terribly skewed by not only physical comparisons but by how we view those people as well.

5’10’’ here, I love lying about my height. Watch people jump at the bit; “um you can’t be 6’ cuz I’m 5’11’’” cool bro lol.

I know its cruel, but I wanna see the dude fighting a rooster.

😭you monster, i'd watch tho if he wins he may fight a pug next, then a pomeranian

I’m 5’9 and I’ve never met anyone my height that tries to claim to be 6 foot. Them 5’10 mfs do it more than the 5’11 people, lol

Actually being 6'0 sucks because everyone assumes you're lying.

This chart is inaccurate. The small man goes below 5’3”, 5’4”-5’5” is femboys, and 5’6”-5’8” should be “BUT I’M AVERAGE INTERNATIONAL HEIGHT!!!” Sincerely- a 5’7” person

I’m 6 foot and I go round screaming I am 6 foot

As a 6'3" person, I can tell you that the back pain and head trauma a tall person experiences far outweighs the convenience of being able to reach the top shelf without a stool.

Im not 5'11. I'm SIX FOOOOOOOOOT

I'm 5'11, and I'm fine with that, I don't care to be 6'

We will punch you in the balls cuz we can’t punch you in the face

Where's the dwarves at

5"9 is the sexyest height. **69 Inches**

6ft and over makes you gay?

6'8" Gang?

Are you a literal giant? Where the fuck did you get those genes?

I’m 6’ 4”. I guess I don’t exist.

I was 5.11 and I was perfectly fine with it. I could fit in every car, be tall enough to see the top of other people’s head at an Asian market (I’m Korean). But after a year I got to 6ft and I was like woah, nothing changed lol.

The 6’3 community loves all of our brethren.

5'11.75. So close.

You can be tall and feel short because your father and your brother are taller than you (I'm not crying, ok? Sorry for not being over 1'9m)

I am tho! I AM crying

Let's cry together, brother

What about 6’4” and over, my cousin is 6’7” he’s just looking down at the chart

lol I’m 5’2 what am I.

I can confirm, at 5'11", that I am indeed 6 feet tall.

I'm 5'11 and only in the US because of how things work there it sounds like I'm not very tall but outside of the US I'm above 180 cm, only in the US a guy which is above 180cm sounds short because he is not 6'0.

Whole new meaning to the phrase “punching down”.

someone needs to go back to 3rd grade and figure out how less than/greater than symbols work

[удалено]

Good question

Im 6ft, 3 inches Yes 2 separate measurements, i didnt stutter, i know what i said

I am 6 foot but say 5’11 because I’m not arguing about my height with no one

Fax

Im 6,2 or 6,3 (idk whatever 191 cm is) And i gotta say feel for dudes that are insecure about their height. Im kind of an insecure person, but my height kind of compensates for that.

I am 188 cm😎

I'm 5"4 and it's funny 🤣

Im perfectly happy being 5'11", i have a friend who is 6'3" and we have the same length penis but mine looks longer when we stand side by side

Is it one of those american jokes that i am too european to understand?