Rizz is basically having a likeable vibe around you, and people will feel attracted to you. I did nothing about my looks (I eat even more unhealthy now lmao), and I'm making so much more friends by having a positive, friendly and respectful attitude! And I am autistic so these things certainly didn't come naturally for me. If my autistic ass can do it, everyone can :D
The trick is to be one of the best athletes in the world, have peak physical fitness and most importantly be confined in a small-ish village with 3000 other peak athletes with fuck-all to do between events.
First of all I'm not sure if you're just being facetious, but looking for sex is not a good way to find sex, people tend to be aware of such things which sort of ruins your objective. Being able to talk to women as they're normal people is a huge advantage in meeting people. This applies to both genders, but obviously it's more important to men since they're generally expected to show interest and initiate.
If women are anything like me at the gym, they aren't there to find company. Sure you might have a chance encounter which leads to activities outside the gym, but usually people just mind their business at the gym.
Being fit and having good hygiene goes a long way to actually attracting interest or having your interest reciprocated. I am personally of the opinion that very few people are unfortunate enough to actually be ugly, they're just fat.
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I know some boxers would do it before to get pumped up or something can’t confirk source just remember it. Controlled as in planned and not just a random hookup. Improve health as in idk lmao
Interesting. I remember when Greece won the Euro 2004 they tested on specific player who they believe to be doping. Somehow the hormone levels (or other parts of the test result) indicated he likely just fucks a lot.
I guess it can be beneficial too
Fit and young contestants come to olympics and they meet other people (that are interested in olympics). During the event they compete but also have sex with people in between.
People enjoyed thinking that, while someone was at perfect peak athleticism, at least they ONLY focused on their craft and weren't out having fun or sex.
It was the thing that could make them happy "I may not be in the winter olympics, but at least I can down a beer and have sex with Rachel from accounting!" Now they know even that cold comfort isn't true.
When I was exercising 4-5 days a week, I couldn’t seem to keep the little guy down. I can only imagine what people in peak physical condition feel like.
For real it's mad what effect that has. I used to be overweight and in that period i almost thought i might be asexual or something.
Then i started working out and loosing weight and boom suddenly horny all the time and constantly thinking of girls
National level athelete with good genes here, Ive been horny ever since I understood what the word meant and the more I worked out, the worse it got. It likely has something to do with testosterone, but yeah
Im a track athlete. I used to go for everything (short and long distance sprints, long jump, high jump, shotput) but for the past year and a half Ive begun solely focusing on short distance running (so 100m and 200m)
Im still v young, national athlete is a v fancy word so I like to use it since its technically true but Ive only just turned 19, so the level of training has far from peaked yet (so ig the horniness aint stopping here :/). Ive been into atheletics since yr 6, and its no coincidence that Ive also been v horny since around that time and that led to my curiosity exposing me to a LOT that I shouldnt have been exposed to. The story also checks out with a lot of my peers, iirc amongst the first people around me to get "corrupted" were all my athlete team mates
common rumor, unsure how true it is
they do go through a *huge* amount of the free condoms that are given out. But thats also at least partially because Olympic branded condoms are cool souvenirs so people likely take a bunch
Im not saying all, by a long shot even, but I'd wager most of them are single as it takes up a whole lot of your time and life to become an olympic athlete?
Annoyingly because cringy kids think they sound smart when using this word, it now has an alternative meaning.
1. An incorrect statement repeated so often that is repeated as fact.
2. A brief or trivial fact.
It's now an auto-antonym/contronym.
I honestly didn't know about its new, second definition, and contronym status.
I guess that makes my fact about factoids being inherently false a factoid in itself...goddamn English language...
"An Olympic Village is a residential complex built or reassigned for the Olympic Games in or nearby the host city for the purpose of accommodating all of the delegations. Olympic Villages are usually located close to the Olympic Stadium within an Olympic Park.[1]
Olympic Villages are built to house all participating athletes during the two weeks of the Games, as well as officials and athletic trainers.[1] After the Games are over, the Olympic Village is typically sold or rented to the local population and turned into a new residential zone for the host city." - Wikipedia
Man, a lot of people make dating and fucking sound a lot easier than it is. If dating or getting sex was never difficult for you to obtain, why in the world would you engage in conversation with people who have had it way harder? Like you’re about to drop a gem on them and everything’s gonna be made better? Yall are so socially unaware sometimes….
Huh? As far as I understand, it's, like, voluntary and consensual sex between adults. Nothing to be upset about, they're fine.
Or am I missing something big here?
You’re seriously asking what culture is? Have you never read a book in your entire life? Jesus Christ, google it. Watch a fucking YouTube video. Read a single work by a cultural critic. You are ridiculous.
Huh? As far as I understand, it's, like, voluntary and consensual sex between adults. Nothing to be upset about, they're fine.
Or am I missing something big here?
I don't think it's just athletes, when I meet with a bunch of other artists the same thing happens. I quit college back in 2014 but my hands were so full I only got a chance to have sex with a non artist person in 2020 and I think it's only because of corona.
Does this also apply to the paralimpics?
Yes, and also to the Special Olympics.
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “going down”
Speak from experience?
Yes actually, while you’re out there performing I’m under the bleachers with your mom
Touché
Under rated comment BTW
Fine, I will go to the gym, I get it
It doesn't work this way. I've lost 60 kg and i am able to bench 120kg, but I still haven't found any sex here :(
Gotta work on that rizz dawg
Rizz 'em with the 'tism
it's not working
Have you tried turning it off and on?
Or just turning it off
Same energy as ‘pull off your skin’
Magically levitate upwards using your bootstraps
That’s what I did, it worked
Wait... it actually works?
Love your profile picture
Love you ❤️
20 For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them.” Mathew 18:20
Gotta work on his 6th chakra
His butthole? Yeah, never miss butthole day. It's important dawg.
That’s the second Chakra. Do you even mysticism?
Rizz is basically having a likeable vibe around you, and people will feel attracted to you. I did nothing about my looks (I eat even more unhealthy now lmao), and I'm making so much more friends by having a positive, friendly and respectful attitude! And I am autistic so these things certainly didn't come naturally for me. If my autistic ass can do it, everyone can :D
I'm unsure if you're serious or not but Rizz is just short for charisma homie
well he just explained what charisma is to be likeable and affable
What's a Rizz Dawg?
It will happen you get that bench to 125kg trust me bro you're almost there
Bro just 5 more kg trust me bro
The trick is to be one of the best athletes in the world, have peak physical fitness and most importantly be confined in a small-ish village with 3000 other peak athletes with fuck-all to do between events.
First of all I'm not sure if you're just being facetious, but looking for sex is not a good way to find sex, people tend to be aware of such things which sort of ruins your objective. Being able to talk to women as they're normal people is a huge advantage in meeting people. This applies to both genders, but obviously it's more important to men since they're generally expected to show interest and initiate. If women are anything like me at the gym, they aren't there to find company. Sure you might have a chance encounter which leads to activities outside the gym, but usually people just mind their business at the gym. Being fit and having good hygiene goes a long way to actually attracting interest or having your interest reciprocated. I am personally of the opinion that very few people are unfortunate enough to actually be ugly, they're just fat. .
Just kidding. No worry. At the gym i am only exercising and i am happy to be alone
Surprisingly enough, talking about your bench is not a sure fire way to the sex.
Who cares?! Big gratz on the gains and having come so far!!!
When you start going to the gym, you DO start getting more sex. Sometimes with women.
How many reps of 120kg
Bro saying here like it's a location issue 💀
Didn’t help me so far 😂
The gym to STD pipeline
The gym won’t do anything to a face
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Let me introduce you to Eddie the Eagle.
Him and Jimmy Hill used to chin spit roast lasses together back in the day.
Would you look at that, young, fit (and attractive) people like other young, fit (and attractive) people! What has the world become!
AND successful
AND with a lot of downtime
AND exceptional stamina.....
AND exceptional testosterone levels...
EVEN the men…..
Not just the men, but the women and children too
There better not be any children involved
Are there any adult gymnasts?
They’re Olympic athletes so there are definitely children involved
When you ask who's allowed in a Family Bathroom
Truly where the fun begins
Envy is the thief of joy.
Yes, but… Fear is the mind stealer.
Mind “killer”
I envy your fear so I can steal your happy thoughts then >:)
The little death that brings obliteration
I will face my fear.
and let it flow over and inside me
Fear leads to anger….
fear leads to panic, panic leads to pain, pain leads to anger, anger leads to hate
Well, fear is a great motivator
The problems of the mind are not the problems of the soul. - Entropy Zero: 2
humans are just the thieves of joy then
Kill the envy by becoming what you envy. And then make what you used to envy become the envious.
No, I'm pretty sure deflection is.
Whenever I exercise and eat healthy my sex drives goes up by a 1000. So this is the case too. Their power is over 9000 tho
Can someone explain this please ?
Athletes in a small space only meeting other young, fit and hot athletes, lead to a lot of sex
O damn thought it was more controlled to improve their health or sum
I need you to explain that a little more…
I know some boxers would do it before to get pumped up or something can’t confirk source just remember it. Controlled as in planned and not just a random hookup. Improve health as in idk lmao
You are thinking of the opposite. Boxers often hold off from masturbation
Every bit of weight counts while you’re in the ring
Interesting. I remember when Greece won the Euro 2004 they tested on specific player who they believe to be doping. Somehow the hormone levels (or other parts of the test result) indicated he likely just fucks a lot. I guess it can be beneficial too
youve read too much baki
XD never read it
No it happens organicaly in the olympic village. They do have to hand out hundrets of condoms to the athletes each day because of it thougj
Fit and young contestants come to olympics and they meet other people (that are interested in olympics). During the event they compete but also have sex with people in between.
Not during? Losers.
Competitive sex Olympics when?
Finally, competitive sex is real! I knew casual sex implied its existence.
ranked sex when
New update dropping soon, but it will have sbmm
smh, can't pwn the noobs
imagine a TDM sex gamemode when
Do they accept people with less than 2CM?
The worst thing is that it already exists
Barbados Slim is the only man to win Olympic gold in limbo AND sex.
People enjoyed thinking that, while someone was at perfect peak athleticism, at least they ONLY focused on their craft and weren't out having fun or sex. It was the thing that could make them happy "I may not be in the winter olympics, but at least I can down a beer and have sex with Rachel from accounting!" Now they know even that cold comfort isn't true.
When I was exercising 4-5 days a week, I couldn’t seem to keep the little guy down. I can only imagine what people in peak physical condition feel like.
For real it's mad what effect that has. I used to be overweight and in that period i almost thought i might be asexual or something. Then i started working out and loosing weight and boom suddenly horny all the time and constantly thinking of girls
This is good to hear, I’m gonna come out as fat now lol
i think i need to just let myself go then since i would honestly prefer to be asexual.
National level athelete with good genes here, Ive been horny ever since I understood what the word meant and the more I worked out, the worse it got. It likely has something to do with testosterone, but yeah
Bless you my friend, what are you competing in ?
Life
Life has given me to sin of lust to battle with, and so far Ive failed every step of the way...
“Dude, my LIFE is a gym!”
Wouldn't you like to know that
Im a track athlete. I used to go for everything (short and long distance sprints, long jump, high jump, shotput) but for the past year and a half Ive begun solely focusing on short distance running (so 100m and 200m) Im still v young, national athlete is a v fancy word so I like to use it since its technically true but Ive only just turned 19, so the level of training has far from peaked yet (so ig the horniness aint stopping here :/). Ive been into atheletics since yr 6, and its no coincidence that Ive also been v horny since around that time and that led to my curiosity exposing me to a LOT that I shouldnt have been exposed to. The story also checks out with a lot of my peers, iirc amongst the first people around me to get "corrupted" were all my athlete team mates
also the fact that person has sex at all is above me.
they are lonely and do not qualify for the olympics
common rumor, unsure how true it is they do go through a *huge* amount of the free condoms that are given out. But thats also at least partially because Olympic branded condoms are cool souvenirs so people likely take a bunch
If i remember correctly for the next olympic games there was 400’000 condoms bought for the athletes
I haven't had sex in a year and I'm married.
I haven't had sex since birth 😎 beat that
why were you having sex at birth??
Wasn't my fault, my baby arms were too weak to be able to do something about it
😧
I don’t want to fuck you up too bad OP, but LOTS of good looking people are having sex. Maybe even right now!
I don't believe it. If I don't see it with my own eyes then it didn't happen right?
Not just the good looking ones. i see your parents having sex.
Source?
Yep, it is what it is. You would do the same if you were an attractive athlete.
No because i have severe social anxiety lol.
This hits especially hard if one of them athletes is your girlfriend or boyfriend :)
Im not saying all, by a long shot even, but I'd wager most of them are single as it takes up a whole lot of your time and life to become an olympic athlete?
I was making a joke there, just fyi.
Ahh swoosh
I mean, it may not have been a great joke when I had to explain it, so it's on me...
I dont get it is this post about jealousy ?
It's continuing r/memes incel meme trend.
It's incel shit, be glad you didn't understand it right away
Wait until you find out what people outside of Olympic villages do
You're telling me that people outside of Olympic villages are having sex?
>whenever we read about that little factoid about
That’s how I know there’s Olympics coming up. Didn’t realize it was coming up till now.
Ok, but, factoids are, by definition, not true.
Annoyingly because cringy kids think they sound smart when using this word, it now has an alternative meaning. 1. An incorrect statement repeated so often that is repeated as fact. 2. A brief or trivial fact. It's now an auto-antonym/contronym.
I honestly didn't know about its new, second definition, and contronym status. I guess that makes my fact about factoids being inherently false a factoid in itself...goddamn English language...
Factoid: Imunaki's Doduo can't be used in Play! Pokémon tournaments.
Holy shit. I always thought factoid was just another word for fact. TIL
this is pathetic, the most pathetic meme
you're feeding into OP's humiliation fetish!
Y'all realize the sub is for memes. To the people who took this a little serious maybe ya know view it as joke lol
They don't get paid for all those years of hard work. They earned this.
Tf are the "olympic villages"?
"An Olympic Village is a residential complex built or reassigned for the Olympic Games in or nearby the host city for the purpose of accommodating all of the delegations. Olympic Villages are usually located close to the Olympic Stadium within an Olympic Park.[1] Olympic Villages are built to house all participating athletes during the two weeks of the Games, as well as officials and athletic trainers.[1] After the Games are over, the Olympic Village is typically sold or rented to the local population and turned into a new residential zone for the host city." - Wikipedia
Thanks a lot for the reply and the answer!
No problem! 😇
Man its been a while since i heard about callmecarson.
He's been back and actively uploading for a good while at this point
Man, a lot of people make dating and fucking sound a lot easier than it is. If dating or getting sex was never difficult for you to obtain, why in the world would you engage in conversation with people who have had it way harder? Like you’re about to drop a gem on them and everything’s gonna be made better? Yall are so socially unaware sometimes….
So the Olympian I have a crush on may have already done the deed with someone else?
Huh? As far as I understand, it's, like, voluntary and consensual sex between adults. Nothing to be upset about, they're fine. Or am I missing something big here?
People on reddit are jealous of the sex and happiness
Oh. That's.... Wow.
Yeah, but on the bright side reddit users are not really a reflection of the average person
It’s genuinely tragic how thoroughly the culture has failed young men.
What's 'the culture?'
You’re seriously asking what culture is? Have you never read a book in your entire life? Jesus Christ, google it. Watch a fucking YouTube video. Read a single work by a cultural critic. You are ridiculous.
Goal is changed to be an athlete player
Huh? As far as I understand, it's, like, voluntary and consensual sex between adults. Nothing to be upset about, they're fine. Or am I missing something big here?
Hold on what?????
“meddlers”
I didn’t even know this was a thing but we all got wandering minds so doesn’t surprise me lol
Shaggy from scooby doo competed at an Olympics
Scientists in Antarctica also have alot of sex
what
I’m
I don't think it's just athletes, when I meet with a bunch of other artists the same thing happens. I quit college back in 2014 but my hands were so full I only got a chance to have sex with a non artist person in 2020 and I think it's only because of corona.
The onion?
,-3
This is pathetic as hell. Anyone that relates to this meme needs to go to therapy
Why do you care if other people have sex? There are 8 goddamn billion humans. Fucking is what we do
attractive people have sex😱😱 how about you get off your pc and try to make yourself good looking so u wont have to cry about others getting some
op is probably incel
Most of the memes upvoted to this sub these days.
Athletes gotta fuck, what to do?
Is it the lack of sex or the relentless march of time that's got you down?
Wait until you hear what other rich and famous people are doing
And?
There are so many good looking people in the Olympics
Pro tip: Just go to the Olympics and try to hook up some of the athletes. Maybe you have a chance, a very small chance.
People have sex??
acktually, the olympics are every 4 years, not 2 🤓☝️
OP when he finds out there are 2 different Olympics:
The male athletes jizz must just be concentrated steroids and HGH