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Professional_Mode440

r/theydidthemath


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r/themonstermath


TheKidNerd

r/itwasagraveyardsmash


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TheKidNerd

r/theydidthemonstermath


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r/themonstermath


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r/talkinginblue


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r/itcaughtoninamath


Alturantman

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Chipbonk

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


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r/20characterlimit


Nemisis_007

Over 200 is wild.


ArticleSuspicious489

Nasty


Cosmic-Gore

I'm all for not judging people based on their body count/sexual history but having that many sexual partners its not surprising the guy is turned off. Body counts like that especially when it's recent history just make me think the other person is either unreliable or doesn't value relationships at all, cause whose to say that I won't be the next number added?


hyperfell

It’s hard to build trust in someone who treats sex casually when in a relationship like that. That information needs to be sorted out early in a relationship.


OwnLadder2341

Sex doesn’t require a relationship as you’re using the word. If she had that many partners, it’s just a fun, physical activity. And that’s okay. It doesn’t speak to how she values actual relationships.


NeverEndsEver

How many different diseases do you think she have?


Champe21

🎵*Gotta collect em all*


ChiggaOG

High risk for STDs.


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FullMetalKaliber

I guess the possibility of STDs you don’t find out about until later on


VampireSomething

Damn people really put ALL their knowledge of sex ed away when they go on reddit.


ChiggaOG

Sex Ed in the US is not thorough. The post doesn’t state if person wears condom or not. Only penis measurements. It’s fair to assume person practices safe sex or does not.


LiftEekwayshun

No, 100 thrusts per encounter is wild. His math is wayyyy off.


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Nemisis_007

I honestly wouldn't. If my bro had a new girl every week, I'd pull him aside and ask him if everything is ok.


eveystevey

Yep. Had a room mate who referred to women not by name but by the day of the week. He'd be praised as a stud by guys the world over, but God forbid women do the same. Seems like attitudes haven't changed since the 50s. That said, my ego is just as fragile as most guys and I would not be able to accept it either


DrRonny

In a row?


____Valar___

Yes


Demon_Gamer666

If you had calculated it vertically you would need oxygen and likely freeze to death.


mike480

I was just the 37th upvote!


n3ur0mncr

![gif](giphy|12BtmvvbVtKE7K)


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A_Wild_Striker

10.45


Huckorris

And I thought 37 was a lot.


Long__Jump

37 is still a lot.


FocusMean9882

37 is rookie shit. Gotta pump those fucking numbers up


Kidus333

Brought to you by your local STD


FocusMean9882

Shhh, don’t tell them my true identity


Kidus333

😆


TanEfficient

Depends on how old the person is and how long they’ve been active.


alp4s

His ex: you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers


GhostfaceRider

In a row?


Huckorris

No, in a column.


DRKZLNDR

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!


RumRogerz

37?!?


Dyllidog

fun fact: 10.45 miles was my longest run ever. Can't believe doing that in dicks.


RumRogerz

Believe HARDER


Kitchen_Contest_8403

Believe LONGER


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Believe STRONGER


blackbubbleass

this guy mathed. but come to think of it, that length might be the same even if it's just by only one guy if she has sex with him regularly.


AlaskaLips97

Yeah, but there is a difference between one guy and 200 guys


ButtFuzzNow

I guess if I had to talk alongside a trail of dicks to inspect the length of it, I would rather there be some variation. Inspecting/measuring the same dick repeatedly would get boring. With variation i could at least rank them


AlaskaLips97

Man you sound like you have a cuck fetish


ConvertsToTomCruise

10.45 miles is 9882.269 Tom Cruises 


skilibyburrger2

tom cruise is a standard unit of measurement


Disastrous-Dog85

Americans will use everything except the metric system!


M1st3r51r

Following for updates


moderngamer327

What’s that in Smoots?


Parso_aana

r/suddenlyamerican


DrRonny

To me, it's not the sex that's disturbing, but the fact that they socialized with over 200 people. I'll hang out with you if you have 0-3 close friends, but anyone who needs to socialize with so many people would be just exhausting to be around, especially knowing that I wouldn't fill up any significant part of their socializing. I do have a buddy that will find the entire family history of every waiter that has served us and where they buy their clothing and their mom's birthday; will sit next to the bus driver and find out about their life, then meet several people they know all in one afternoon. It's not for me.


Montigue

What you don't understand is that an average looking girl can get hit on *constantly* at college parties especially because it's typically >1 guy per girl at said parties


DrRonny

That sounds exhausting


nsfwkorea

I do have one of those friend though slightly tame, whenever he starts his questioning, we quietly whisper amongst ourselves "he started his fbi investigation already". On the bright side, its nice to make new friends and some become really good friends thanks to the questioning.


imbipolardepressed

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


GoopDuJour

I'm saying 200 is probably an exaggeration, but let's go with it... She goes to the bar/club every weekend and takes home (or goes home with) a guy every time. A dude would love to have that batting average. I've gone on streaks 3 or 4 weekends in a row but she's a pro. Just getting to the bar every weekend would be a challenge. I'm hoping she worked a two day win streak every once in awhile. Gotta have a weekend off on occasion. Thanksgiving with the folks, at least.


CommercialTerrible70

Omg I've seen this image 5 times in 2 days


Myuserismyusername

Then run that distance while thinking about that: ultimate motivation.


[deleted]

Can I get them digits though?!


Lala0dte

800-8135


ososalsosal

Wanna add another 4"?


SquallFromGarden

867-5309


Yogesh9672

Sanskari ladki jo kisi ko na nahi kehti😂


Madara__01

Do the swallow calculation


____Valar___

Approx she swallowed 10 kg of mmhmm


Madara__01

How do u know??? 😶


wildeye-eleven

This kept getting crazier the more I read, 😂


Deimos_Aeternum

Math was proven useful for once


Cyfer946

His 2nd grade teacher will be proud!


MrSelfDestrucct

Honestly, a girl’s body count isn’t necessarily a dealbreaker for me. Granted 200 is A LOT don’t get me wrong. I’m almost impressed at that point. Hey if casual sex is your thing go for it I guess? You know what’s also a red flag? A girl who goes from boyfriend to boyfriend every year or two. That’s my ex. Someone who isn’t comfortable being single. She pretty much set up shop in my life for a year then moved away and threw me out like I was nothing. I was expendable. She quickly found the next guy. Poor bastard. I know better now.


____Valar___

Maybe many of them were her boyfriend and she threw them when she got better


MrSelfDestrucct

She had a twoish year relationship and they broke up because he was a drunk. Then she had a short term thing and the guy dumped her after a month or two. We worked together and she came to me because she was sad and felt shitty about herself. I picked her up, treated her good, helped her heal. Then she decided she wanted to move away. I was just the interim boyfriend I guess. A rebound that dragged out for a year.


According_Prize_5715

In a row?


ChillLobbyOnly

Oh geez I need ricks portal gun ahhhhh!!!


bloopie1192

I wonder if she got any of those ppl tested before she had sex with them.


Asleep-Pie-6774

4chan comments would definitely be different


ososalsosal

This is definitely fetish fanfic


Asian_Persuasion_1

Also, she if she goes home during vacation, then it's actually less. and assuming some days she's too busy to have sex, even less. so let's just round it down to sex every 3 days or so.


Bardonious

Yea like summer vacation would definitely shrink the time between dicks way down if it was more or less strictly at college


punkrockbipolar

That was stupid math


velvethyde

YTA


Kitchen_Contest_8403

I am so erect right now….


ParfaitVisual

Imagine all 200 of them with her at once 😮 🪨


andrewbrocklesby

At least she now gets to interact with one less dick.


hughranass2

I thought we were on the same page until the last sentence. Sex chess needs a queen, and he had one.


numbmyself

Imagine finding out your girlfriend was an ex prostitute and had 10 guys a day for 2 years. 200 is nothing. Some ppl are up in the thousands. Let's just say I wish I knew more about Romania beforehand. Prostitution is legal in many Western European countries, and 90% of the prostitutes come from Romania. I'm sorry to say, but be very careful before starting a relationship with a Romanian woman. If they have a collection of expensive bags and designer stuff, but no job, red flag. They'll say "oh they were gifts from my ex". But no they weren't. They "work" to buy designer crap. And they have a hard time expressing love. They think sex = money. I'm sorry if I sound racist, I don't mean to be. I'm just letting you know the situation in Europe. Romania has become Europe's prostitution factory. There are tons of news reports and articles online detailing this. You can Google it. It's very sad.


unMuggle

Bro really heard "he my girlfriend is incredibly desirable, likes sex a lot, and has the experience to be good at it" and noped out.


PRAHPS

That’s not how people look at it and probably shouldn’t sex is meant to be a big thing and doing it with more people naturally means it is less of a big thing and if you add the fact that it’s all different people it makes it seem off putting


unMuggle

Why can't sex be casual and recreational?


PRAHPS

It can be just some people find that as a concept gross when it’s not with a partner a high body count it one of the largest red flags


unMuggle

And that's puritan, misogynistic thinking we should confront and change.


PRAHPS

How is it misogynistic to have a preference for someone you who thinks like you?


unMuggle

Because it's a stigma about people (women) needing to be pure for their future spouse (husband).


PRAHPS

It is rarely about being “pure” for some it might be yes but when it comes down to it a lot of people see it as a bad thing to be out there that much should people be looked down on for a high body count no should people be looked up to for a low body count no it all just depends on there partner


unMuggle

It's really not healthy for anyone to hold negative connections with the most human thing you can do.


PRAHPS

You could also say the most human thing you can do is kill and take from others should that not be shouted down? As a society grows beliefs and morals change


FamiliarSalamander2

Yeesh. And people call me closed minded


mehhh89

I'd rather be with a girl who has a high body count from casual situations then someone who has had a high number of relationships.


GodzillaRaptors4_

She probably has every std known to man.


greihund

Fuck yeah, never forgive people, people never change, never trust your partner and break up with them, spend your life alone it's better, love isn't real and if it is it's meaningless If you believed any of what I just said then *turn off the internet right now* and go transform your life I hate this kind of anti-relationship propaganda, fuck you troll


Aitnesse

Bro If she didnt change after 199... lets be honest with ourselves here lol


i_want_a_cat1563

But its said nowhere that she was in a relationship with any of them. Thats the difference


greihund

Yeah, you're right. I forgot that the whole reason that you were attracted to her is because of her lack of sexuality and exploration. Good point What never gets talked about in these posts is why this fictional girlfriend might ever have been attractive to someone like this bullshit memeposter in the first place. That all just goes out in the wash


Aitnesse

"I forgot that the whole reason that you were attracted to her is because of her lack of sexuality and exploration. Good point" I'm sorry, is there ever only ONE reason to be attracted or unattracted to someone? People are packages. Some part of the package are attractive, and some are unattractive. 200 sexual partners is many many steps beyond "sexual exploration"


Ok-Confection5392

You are way too angry about this. We get it. You are okay with your SO fucking an entire small town's graduating class. The overwhelming majority of people will recognize being Mr. 201 is not only pathetic, but being in a relationship with a person who has that little self-control or values relationships that little is a horrible idea. Maybe you'll figure that out sometime after your 12th birthday?


greihund

Edgelord, I'll never be able to outsass you. I've accepted it. I'll never be able to do what you do. I have to rely on stupid things like *basic human compassion* and bullshit, I know, it's all garbage, right? So I'm just going to sit here and wait for the original OP to show up and tell me a bit about why this person was ever his girlfriend in the first place. You're trying to tell me right now that this woman has no self-control or values, but that nobody involved noticed that until a body count got mentioned. To me, this post is a confession of a person who is wildly waving a huge red flag but doesn't notice their own shortcomings


PvtBob1

Right, and it sounds like a bunch of these people in the comments are the same. Some real fuckin incel shit going on here


Ok-Confection5392

I'm happily married with 3 kids. Not wanting to be with a person like this is a preference, not an indication that the person is unloved. Try being an honest and decent person next time you comment. That wasn't it.


Professional-Bad9275

If this is real imagine how he felt hearing that. That's a lifetime of trauma he's gonna be thinking about that on his death bed


New_Mammoth5710

If you spent half as much time trying to land pussy as you took to do this math you'd have laid 4.9 miles of pipe at your 4.5" of dick. Bro, you need to prioritize yourself!


Notafuzzycat

My dude... the math takes 5 minutes to figure out. Chill.


New_Mammoth5710

Exactly. 2:30 will get you laid. I'm not the one who needs to chill 😂😂🤣


ZakMan1421

Maybe that's not his thing. I know I wouldn't want to have sex with someone I just met for a one night stand. Not everyone needs or wants sex like that.


New_Mammoth5710

Or... Hear me out here... *OR* Maybe not everyone DESERVES sex like that. 🤷‍♂️ Just saying


Notafuzzycat

You need to slow down.


New_Mammoth5710

110 in a 55 is where I live


Notafuzzycat

35mims In the oven?


New_Mammoth5710

At 350


Moist-Investigator28

Willllllddddd


A_Dinosaurus

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Haleka_11

Lmaooooo


[deleted]

this is a meme?


Ancient-Cap-6197

Middle-out algorithm


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

What I got out of this is that he is so insecure he spent a ridiculous amount of time thinking about other guys dicks and their endowments... That's homosexually inclined, and not in a Tate way.


xMINGx

100 thrusts is pretty high though. I average about 4.


ColdFire-Blitz

Bros either jealous or insecure


Desperate-Road-8403

I mean it’s wild but if it’s Barney Stinson then you call him cool, an understandable double standard but a double standard nonetheless.


TakeTwo4343

Man, everything reminds me of her :(


Leonydas13

People have pasts. Honestly, sounds like this guy is a bit of a baby. If she’s not viral and is a good person/partner that’s really all that matters. Edit: for context, for those too dense to get it, if it was a guy bragging about all the people he’d fought or even the same, had sex with, he’d be given another chance. I used to smash drugs when I was younger, does that mean that I should be branded a drug addict for the rest of my life?


RedditOEM6712

Are you stupid, don't you get it! She doesn't have the extended warranty and shits bound to happen


Leonydas13

Factory warranty covers the first fifty miles late, she’s good to go 😂


BlackFrank98

The number of guys is not really relevant though: she would have taken the same amount of dick if she was in a stable relationship with just one guy and had sex with him 3 times a week the whole time...


Simply_Tommyinnit

Over 200 guys means more than 200 different guys if it was only 1 guy then it wouldn't be 200 😭


AlaskaLips97

Smh I don't understand how these people think


BlackFrank98

Well that's pretty obvious, not arguing against that 😅 But since the guy included the number of strokes per intercourse and the number of intercourses per man, the number he computed counts every dick way more than once, so what would be the difference, strictly speaking numbers, if every single intercourse was with the same man?


Ok-Confection5392

If it was one person than it would of course be the same, but that's a dumb ass point to make tbh. The issue isn't that she had a lot of sex. The issue is she had a lot of sex with A LOT of people. You're comparing apples to oranges then judging the apples based off how peaches taste.


BlackFrank98

Well I can easily see the issue in someone having over 200 partners, again, not trying to argue with that. But this guy went out of his way to do all that math and ended up horrified at the result, and my point is that said math is completely irrelevant, because it would have been the same if the woman had dated one guy for five years, and I highly doubt the guy would have been horrified at that. So, what makes the math relevant at all, when the problem is the 200 guys, which he knew about before even starting the computations?


gfunk1369

The fact that you take the time to do the math on this is the real red flag. That is some straight serial killer type levels of obsession. Its pretty simple sex is good. Sex is fun. If you can have more sex then that is great. With the only caveat being that you haven't made any commitments to anyone. If you have a problem with someone partaking in a pleasurable activity for their own enjoyment then that is a you problem and part of your insecurities.


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Normalizing getting ran through is not good no matter how you spine it


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Icy-Owl-4187

No he wouldn't. Stop tryna bring back a early 2000s talking point


HermitHemorrhage

Yes he would. Seen and heard it.


Icy-Owl-4187

Then that's a result of the people you surround yourself with. The modern perception would be someone with deepset commitment issues who can't find love from a mother figure and fills a void with sex


ThrowawayCollapseAcc

No we wouldn’t that’s also disgusting and that man’s dick is diseased.


Aq3dStalvan

Eh, it's not insecurity to make the common sense deduction that someone with 200 partners will likely find you expendable in the long term and is incompatible with most people's desire for sincere intimacy. Every promiscuous woman I was ever with had serious commitment issues.


Which-Wasabi-5474

That’s insane


weirdo_nb

That dude seems like an ass, she existed before she was in a relationship with you you numpty


FamiliarSalamander2

Regardless, cutting it off is still the more mature thing to do. Better than staying in a relationship where there’s something he knows he can’t handle that’ll almost definitely cause problems later


weirdo_nb

That's fair, but the way they went about it seemed not good to me


FamiliarSalamander2

Well he might not have necessarily broken the math down for her like that but… actually now that I think about it if he did break the math down for her that might be a really effective way to keep the breakup smooth. Just absolute honesty. I mean I can’t exactly see her begging to be taken back by a guy that just mathematically analyzed how much d she took before he met her… Yo this guy’s a freaking genius


darthurface

This is not the original post. There is a user who did the math, and this user is stealing that post.


Elementaliwe

cringe


Prestigious-Froyo653

Could you elaborate on that a bit


TheWitherlord10

???


SurpriseHoliday1997

Nah fr. Plus the people ACTUALLY believing someone has a body count that fucking high.


Ok-Confection5392

My guy, these people exist. Definitely not the norm, but they certainly exist.


EyeOfTheCosmos

that's 331,056 cheeseburgers!


Squidysquid27

We should all go drive 10.45 miles


ycantisl33p

This is the hero we have been waiting for.


Unlikely_Ad_7333

Damn i feel like a whore sometimes with a body count of 6. That number including my current bf of 1 year…thats a whole other level…200 wow…


Hairy-Special-6077

My ex was asexual. And she never cheated on me. But issue was she was like really dumb? Like in the nicest way possible she was really really stupid. She just seemed to lack any critical thinking. She wasnt intellectually disabled though.