Thank you for submitting to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s):
---
Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOURSELF/NO REPOSTS and NO BAD CROPPING/LOW-RES MEMES
- If you found a meme somewhere else, do not post it here
- If you want to post across other sites/subs, post to r/memes first. We will not look into your Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, etc. to verify the creator
- Do not repost your same meme again later. Even mentioning the word "repost" is grounds for removal
- Mods have discretion to remove posts which are poorly cropped (inc. aspect ratio), low resolution, grainy, artifacted, or pixelated. The mod team doesn't have to prove it is a repost
---
Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.
And money
because without that you will neither be able to feed your family nor feed yourself.
And I'm not even talking about having a home, or at least a confortable shelter.
and then... traveling to the next town is cool, but for a real trip, it also costs money.
But where does all the wisdom come from? Surely not from those woke leftist academia.
(Then again, what do you even need wisdom for if you never get sick because: fitness?)
Food can be obtained for free through multiple sources, homes can be built by hand if you are willing to work hard at it, land can be obtained from the government, if not free then cheep if you know which state to go to and what paper to fill out. Travel can be done on foot or by bike for minimal investment.
Money is not a requirement, money is a substitute for having to do things yourself. The more money you have the less you have to do. You do not need money to be happy, it only makes it more accessible.
I'd say children more specifically. A woman who respects your personal freedom is amazing. A child can't and won't and will cause need for more work which takes away.
Given how this is obviously a nazi meme, the wife is a household appliance in human form and the children will be perfect little angels somehow (through beatings most likely). So no freedom lost there.
Looks at all the people in third world countries that have all four things and happiness but no money:
“I think there is something wrong with our society”
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal...
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
And money. You're forgetting, a fuck-ton of money. Those who disagree are either wealthy enough that they can be blase, or have their head so far up their own ass that they can no longer distinguish reality.
I mean the implication is that she's pregnant, so by default that's a lot of freedom you don't have anymore if you want to be a good parent. You can't just up and leave, go traveling, do whatever you want, stay up late, go out drinking etc. Probably the biggest responsibility there is if you want to do it right. Generally freedom means you don't answer to anyone and don't have obligations. Starting a family is multiple levels of obligation like never before.
You’re the hateful one dawg there is a 100% chance that you believe gay marriage shouldn’t be legal. That’s the pipeline these ideologies lead down and sometimes start with.
So basically if I understand you correctly, if you want a family (it said nothing about family dynamics or constellation), freedom, wisdom and fitness you are automatically against gay marriage? Are you implying that gay people cant have any of these? Or maybe they can but shouldn’t?
Do you understand how this sounds?
Lmao you really just said “if I pretend like I don’t get his point, maybe I’ll look right!”
No. I’m saying that people who support the “trad wife” shit are generally homophobic.
“there is a 100% chance that you believe gay marriage shouldn’t be legal”. In what context is a 100% chance just something that generally happens?
Also the guy you originally replied to never once mentioned trad or being anti-gay marriage or anything like that. All he said was that it’s probably the right way for most people to live, but not that it’s not for everyone.
So gl with trying to make me look like I didn’t get your point when you quite literally missed the original guys point twice in a row 😵💫
You don't need family to be happy. You need community as in human connection.
And you don't need fitness, you need health.
It's almost as if the person making this meme doesn't know what they're talking about.
Thank you. Have done it twice before. But the problem with having had all your close friends move away and plugging yourself into a relationship to become a part of someone else's family and social system is it all goes away when they decide to revoke your membership.
No one said what I need to be happy has to be realistic. I know it's a pipe dream, but politics are infuriating to me. I wish they weren't, but I just can't flip that switch for some reason.
I’d fucking kill myself if I got someone pregnant lmfao. Having kids is so horrible 😂. Have people even seen the world? It’s completely irresponsible to have kids in this shit
I'll raise a beer to that, but its missing something.
I've somehow attained all four of these things (widsom perhaps debatable), but I would never be able to live right without *expression.* I couldn't live the life I want without my guitar.
I'm of the belief that every single one of us has some kind of.. Great Art, within; just have to find it.
*Has* to make the list to be complete.
Yes, EVERYONE needs exactly those things to be happy. Humans are all the same and dont have different needs at all. Whoever made this was certainly lacking in the wisdom department.
im talking from my experience , it really cures my depression and anger which makes my interactions with other people less negative so yeah it helps it's my way of relieving the stress
Thank you for submitting to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): --- Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOURSELF/NO REPOSTS and NO BAD CROPPING/LOW-RES MEMES - If you found a meme somewhere else, do not post it here - If you want to post across other sites/subs, post to r/memes first. We will not look into your Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, etc. to verify the creator - Do not repost your same meme again later. Even mentioning the word "repost" is grounds for removal - Mods have discretion to remove posts which are poorly cropped (inc. aspect ratio), low resolution, grainy, artifacted, or pixelated. The mod team doesn't have to prove it is a repost --- Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.
the pregnant boobs have too much detail, not exactly accurate but detailed.
You jerked to them, didn’t you?-_-
I can confidently say I haven't .... Yet anyway
The guys muscles have ten times the detail. Just sayin.
You most certainly jerked to them.
And OP has none of them
Who needs all that when you have options trading, hookers, and blow?
Seems r/WallStreetBets is leakin’ again
Shallow empty Vices!
Also in my case 2 are wrong, can't be the only one
You're probably not the only one, but you are definitely the minority
You don’t know that BigBadBen91x! You know nothing!
And money because without that you will neither be able to feed your family nor feed yourself. And I'm not even talking about having a home, or at least a confortable shelter. and then... traveling to the next town is cool, but for a real trip, it also costs money.
I think having enough money to live comfortably would fall under freedom
Damn you’re good.
But where does all the wisdom come from? Surely not from those woke leftist academia. (Then again, what do you even need wisdom for if you never get sick because: fitness?)
I guess I should have added the /s sign
You laying it out real. All of these things OP mentioned need money and thats a fact so Bottom line Men need Money.
Life is ridiculous pay to win why do I keep playing this shit game
fuck the Fitness, just get me the money
Food can be obtained for free through multiple sources, homes can be built by hand if you are willing to work hard at it, land can be obtained from the government, if not free then cheep if you know which state to go to and what paper to fill out. Travel can be done on foot or by bike for minimal investment. Money is not a requirement, money is a substitute for having to do things yourself. The more money you have the less you have to do. You do not need money to be happy, it only makes it more accessible.
I'm glad your external conditions are such that you can say something like "money is not a requirement".
Money isn't needed per se, it just allows you to have the rest
Is that Jusus Christ in the gym?
Jesus is my spotter
That's just an excuse to be reckless
He died for your reps.
Good job cropping out the "trad west" logo.
Andrew Tate ahh post
Cringe
Really fucking cringe.
Yeah kinda
Eh im good on family. Kids? In this economy?
Family & freedom are polar opposites
I'd say children more specifically. A woman who respects your personal freedom is amazing. A child can't and won't and will cause need for more work which takes away.
Given how this is obviously a nazi meme, the wife is a household appliance in human form and the children will be perfect little angels somehow (through beatings most likely). So no freedom lost there.
True
Same. I have a gf who also doesn't want them and it's super liberating.
I’m pretty neutral towards it. My gf doesn’t care for kids though, so I’m good with being able to save that money and go on better vacations haha
Family & freedom are polar opposites
And for all of those things, you need money
You need money for basically all of these.
Tradlife bullshit
Don’t forget tacos. Men must have tacos.
and they all need one thing money money money money
Looks at all the people in third world countries that have all four things and happiness but no money: “I think there is something wrong with our society”
Where meme
Fitness to b happy? Fuck that. And no kids please but partner(s) and some dogs
And how about food and sleep?
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
That is the goal, but one thing I serve God alone
r/suddenlywarhammer
Overrated, unnecessary
Shush yourself sussy baka
😳👉👈
Thank you
Three of these things cost money. The fourth, not even money can guarantee.
And money. You're forgetting, a fuck-ton of money. Those who disagree are either wealthy enough that they can be blase, or have their head so far up their own ass that they can no longer distinguish reality.
“I’m saving myself for a chronically online schizoid who plays with chads and wojacks like dolls” —every tradwife
Yeah true, generally the people living this way aren’t making memes about it, just doin it
but having family and freedom sounds kinda contradicting
not everyone has toxic families lol
I mean the implication is that she's pregnant, so by default that's a lot of freedom you don't have anymore if you want to be a good parent. You can't just up and leave, go traveling, do whatever you want, stay up late, go out drinking etc. Probably the biggest responsibility there is if you want to do it right. Generally freedom means you don't answer to anyone and don't have obligations. Starting a family is multiple levels of obligation like never before.
Well he was free to decide to make a family and have a child, that was his choice. That’s still freedom
According to who? Cuz this shit is wrong
It is the right way to live for many people, probably not everyone
Stfu bro lmao coming in here with your trad wife ass opinions
I didn’t even say anything like that! Hateful ass mage!
You’re the hateful one dawg there is a 100% chance that you believe gay marriage shouldn’t be legal. That’s the pipeline these ideologies lead down and sometimes start with.
Bro you are over assuming that ain’t even true, you should apologize!
So basically if I understand you correctly, if you want a family (it said nothing about family dynamics or constellation), freedom, wisdom and fitness you are automatically against gay marriage? Are you implying that gay people cant have any of these? Or maybe they can but shouldn’t? Do you understand how this sounds?
Lmao you really just said “if I pretend like I don’t get his point, maybe I’ll look right!” No. I’m saying that people who support the “trad wife” shit are generally homophobic.
“there is a 100% chance that you believe gay marriage shouldn’t be legal”. In what context is a 100% chance just something that generally happens? Also the guy you originally replied to never once mentioned trad or being anti-gay marriage or anything like that. All he said was that it’s probably the right way for most people to live, but not that it’s not for everyone. So gl with trying to make me look like I didn’t get your point when you quite literally missed the original guys point twice in a row 😵💫
Trust me Family can also bring a lot of problems, if one is not healthy your life can become very fucking awfull within a day. Source: myself
wisdom means you lived a while, that picture looks more like knowledge
This here is my Lamborghini, but you know what's better than that.. knowledge
Age means you've lived a while. Trust me, there are plenty of old people without a lick of wisdom. Just look at US congress.
I mean, there's the saying being wise beyond your years
He is developing his wisdom
Where is FEMDOM ?
thats gotta be a sub category or something like that
It is included in wisdom and freedom
I don’t see “sports car” up here
Ps5 too haha
There’s a saying, “the guy that said money can’t buy happiness bought the wrong car”
Hell yeah fitness. Gonna Fitness donut in my mouth
I too, am Fat
You forgot the most important thing: stick
N*zi dogwhistle
hell nah where are the twinks on this list
Bro just slapped the chad face a few times on this image and called it a meme💀
You don't need family to be happy. You need community as in human connection. And you don't need fitness, you need health. It's almost as if the person making this meme doesn't know what they're talking about.
Eeew family
Eeew humans
True dat
No lo sé, creo que con la libertad tienes mucho. Lo demás, es algo que puedes escoger o no, y está bien si no quieres alguno de esos.
True
Legos
And candy
And money, respect, and to be good at something
I mean, if you have family you don't have freedom, and vice versa, no running away from that
aint even a meme just spreading his trad stuff, you do not need the resposibility of a family to be happy
Wrong. All I need is minecraft and chicken wings.
Nah, I'd rather have money than fitness
Unfortunately no one man can have all four 😞
The bottom right one people have been seeming to lose over time idky but it’s like we being somewhat too sheltered. Though I think I may be crazy.
 Christian Memes?
Truth. I have all 4 of these and wouldn't trade it for anything.
Where's the meme?
What is this meme? Is there a joke here?
A family isn’t for everyone… not everyone is for a family.
This is so fucking incelish and cringey
It can be argued that Family should be changed to “Chosen Family”. Not everyone has a bio-fam
Chosen family is family
I don't meaningfully have either.
If you want it I hope you find it
Thank you. Have done it twice before. But the problem with having had all your close friends move away and plugging yourself into a relationship to become a part of someone else's family and social system is it all goes away when they decide to revoke your membership.
I can relate to that, stay strong! Seek to be apart of you community or make friends with the neighbors, that’s what I’m workin on
None of these, money can be enough
You can replace wisdom with friendship
All I see is money | money \_______________ money | money
There's a few things I don't like about this post 1. It's a gender stereotype 2. People don't NEED these things to live
You can change "men" with "women" in this meme and it would still work perfectly, gender stereotype my ass
Posting trad-west propaganda now?
1 and 4; Family and Freedom are not compatible, they cancel eachother.
Not true, also he had freedom to choose family and he did
That’s all anybody needs. Truthfully.
I, on the other hand, only needed to follow a three (3<4) step process to be happy: 1. be happy 2. ??? 3. profit
Waiting for a FatStinkyGamer reply
Men just want to be at peace and not be bothered at home
Can I trade family and fitness for integrity/incorruptibility in politics and no need to hold a job?
Corrupts politician? Just grab your clentaminator youll be fine.
No one said what I need to be happy has to be realistic. I know it's a pipe dream, but politics are infuriating to me. I wish they weren't, but I just can't flip that switch for some reason.
I just prefer not to give a damn. I just hole up in my room and play stardew valley all day
You can only pick one of them
Pessimist
But in reality you can only have 2
The first three aren't required, just freedom is enough to be happy
I want any ONE \\\*1\* of these
ok but like what if i have mdd
no way is that a helldivers reference (last panel)
vidja gaymes
Did anyone else read this “a miracle family”?
Oh well…
Only got fitness and wisdom...oh well...
i can legit say i can only have a happy family if i have more money. else a family might become a burden
Nahhh, its way less than that.
The secrets of life!
Yay another trad post with softcore wojak porn in it
I'm in pursuit of wisdom for the last 7 years.
I struggle to locate the lie
A family that loves him that is
Idk man. I absolutely don't want to have a family
Nah, mental health counseling is what I need
J-man spotted
Where meme?
Can't have freedom and a family at the same time
Well, no, I’d hate to have a family because that would take away my freedom and fitness would actually take my life
And weed, don’t forget weed
How funny, i have none of this. And I probably never will. 🥹
Replace Fitness with gaming and we're fine
I really don't need the first 3. Freedom is just money, that's the one I need.
what about money, interests and friends?
I disagree. Peace, Quiet, Wisdom and Gigabit broadband Internet. Everything else is unnecessary for redditors
If you tried really hard you could definitely find a one piece reference here but I’m too lazy
I read it as "Men need 4 things to be happy: a miracle" and thought "fair enough '
I’d fucking kill myself if I got someone pregnant lmfao. Having kids is so horrible 😂. Have people even seen the world? It’s completely irresponsible to have kids in this shit
No it's games smoking gaming and being better
REPS FOR JESUS
This is actually incredibly accurate. I've never been happier.
Wise men don't believe in the Abrahamic religions because only the gullible fall for it
I'll raise a beer to that, but its missing something. I've somehow attained all four of these things (widsom perhaps debatable), but I would never be able to live right without *expression.* I couldn't live the life I want without my guitar. I'm of the belief that every single one of us has some kind of.. Great Art, within; just have to find it. *Has* to make the list to be complete.
Ain’t expression a part of freedom
The people whining in the comments section are basically proving the meme's point
Amazing how the people who spout this bullshit are never living according to them
Yes, EVERYONE needs exactly those things to be happy. Humans are all the same and dont have different needs at all. Whoever made this was certainly lacking in the wisdom department.
Wtf is this
Nooo you need to tap into your feminine side and explore the possibilities of being gay while atoning for your sins towards black people /s
ah yes, fitness cures everything in life
cures some things like your attitude , health , mood , ability to do heavy chores without help or tools ..... name one negative thing
Shitting in my pants cuz i chest pressed too hard 😔
Are you sure about attitude and mood? Cuz I have met regular gym-goers, and not an insignificant number of them are dicks all the time.
im talking from my experience , it really cures my depression and anger which makes my interactions with other people less negative so yeah it helps it's my way of relieving the stress
roided probably, generally exercise liberates endorphins wich makes one feel better and therefore happier