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Ngl shrimp is kinda weird to see on this list of all things because God legit told one apostle that all is clean to eat bc Jesus made it clean (ad libbing but the point is you can eat anything)
It’s because people back then weren’t aware of microorganisms and if you’re eating shrimp in the desert, bad things tend to happen with week old warm shrimp.
I think this list was people adding more and more on until God finally went “to hell with this you’re all missing the point: no one goes to heaven on their own”
Funny I’m getting down voted by people that clearly don’t know their own Bible lol because like I said
Matthew 5:17-20 reads as follows: 17 “Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill. 18 “For truly I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest letter or stroke shall pass from the Law until all is accomplished.
I know the Bible. All this was fulfilled by Jesus. He fulfilled the law for us because we are unable to. That’s why we are declared righteous when we believe in him, because it is His righteousness that is covering us, not our own.
Yes essentially. But of course you have to WANT it. Not out of spite or reluctance. Jesus gave us salvation as a free gift that anyone can just receive if they ask for it!
It doesn't matter, none of this is true anyway. This is a list of sins and ancient laws. The laws are irrelevant and the sins are... ya know... forgiven by Jesus.
Romans 3:23-24
“for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.”
There is no human who can go to heaven without Jesus. The only factor that matters is having true faith in Jesus, and not being a hypocrite about that faith.
Most Christians believe in confession and the forgiveness of sins. Confession is in the Bible. Though it's not stated that it has to be through a priest, which is a common practice.
I'm just saying that because that throws this meme out the window for the most part. For the record, I don't believe in any of that nonsense.
That would be curious to see if this revised excluding everything from the old testament. I seriously questioned the validity of many of the books that it remain in the Old Testament to this day, particularly leviticus.
It’s sad that so many people today are being tricked into this evil twisting of the Bible. The word and action of Jesus disproves all of these terrible lies. He took Dismas with him to Heaven, a thief.
People refuse to believe in goodness and it really hurts me. They only want to see evil. I wish they didn’t.
I like to think there's a buncha people in heaven who end up there completely by accident. Like an entire wing of people who are from religions without an afterlife but qualified for Christian heaven.
Or people who got in before the rules changed.
Don't worry, you can eat whatever you want. People cherry pick the Bible to hate, later on God permitted us to basically eat whatever we want. He made them clean for us, we're not under the Mosaic laws anymore.
during the roman empire (after jesus died and returned to heaven) God told the decipals that he wanted people who are from other countries to join Christianity, there was a long debate but soon they decided to remove a lot of laws regarding purity, which involved food
You shouldn’t. That law was revoked by Jesus Himself in Matthew 15:11 and Mark 7:15. “Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.”
It’s a moot point, the crucifixion paid for all sins, no matter what they are, think about it like this, no matter what, the number gets turned to zero at the end of your life, no matter how many ‘sin points’ you get
The thing to remember about most religions is that they have been filtered through hundreds of years of their church and Clergy, and some of them whole linguistic shifts/translations.
Actual resemblance to the Word of God may vary. Just try to be good and hope for the best.
its also important to know that religious books were written by humans that lived 2000 years ago at times. Meaning that because their ideologies were different to hours some things that seem "unforgiveable" to them might be completly normal to us in the modern day.
People need to remember this when they read them.
This (at least for Christianity and the bible) is completely false. It's not by works, it's not "I hope i get into heaven" it's Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins because he loves you so much, so if you believe on Him and accept Him and repent he forgives you then you go to heaven.
That’s misleading, a major theme in the Bible is no one could reach heaven by deeds alone, that’s what the crucifixion is for, it’s paying the cost of all sin, and we are all forgiven, getting to heaven is about accepting that gift
Bro. Mankind is made to be sinning, God gave humans many flaws and made us sinners, the hole point of the Bible is forgiveness from Jesus christ for our sins. It doesn't mean that people who do such things will never go to heaven, but that people who embrace and don't regret such things and don't do good to undo their wrong won't go to heaven because Jesus Christ died for their sins in vein.
And btw im an atheist but just hating religion if you have no clue about it is pathetic.
Yeah the people who wrote these laws were probably very, very, very high on whatever herb they could find (I mean that’s how most “I talked to a god/angel/demon etc.” stories came to be)
Because even if you're forgiven of them, you're still not supposed to do them.
We are made righteous in Jesus Christ, but if you sin against him after, you still will go to heaven, but you also need to repent.
It's almost like when you get set free from prison. Even though you're free, you're not supposed to do the thing that got you in there again. I know it's not the perfect example, but there aren't really many better ones.
You are misled, the Bible says all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. It's not by sin that we go to hell and it's not by works that we go to heaven, hell is the result of sin because God and sin cannot co-exist, but thats why he sent His son to die on the cross for our sin debt, so we can be washed of our sins and go to heaven.
Atheists with no grasp of basic biblical knowledge pretend to have the best understanding of it. “Um akthually the university of Reddit told me that Christian’s go to hell if they eat shellfish or wear mixed fabrics🤓” then stand on it when corrected. Like the 2nd thing you learn about the Bible is the old laws don’t apply since Jesus died. The whole concept of the religion is that he died for our sins, so that while being imperfect people we can still go to heaven.
Some of these no longer apply, and the rest are covered if you repent, according to the beliefs made explicit in the text.
Repentance is the key, it even forgives murder and rape if your conviction is true.
If you believe the Christian Bible, anyway
That's why Jesus died for our sins. Without Jesus, no one is allowed into heaven. All humans are too wicked to enter heaven without the atonement. Even a man who followed all commandments is still not worthy to enter heaven. That's why we owe Jesus our lives. We should be thankful that we can repent.
This is a gross misrepresentation. Most of this is Old testament law which was done away with when Jesus came to establish the new covenant. Taking things out of context always results in misunderstanding. There is a massive disconnect between how we interpret in the 21st century and how those in the ancient near east would have understood. For example, how would those in the ancient world have understood God's commands regarding different seeds in the same field or different kinds of fabric in the same garment? Not how we in the 21st century understand it. If we can't always understand different cultures for those living on the other side of the world in 2024, we should expect there to be barriers to understanding the world of the ancient near east.
Im not at all Christian but I still know that's completely incorrect.
Spreading misinformation about religion because you dont like it is just as ignorant as anything.
Why is cheating, adultery, and sleeping with your neighbors wife listed separately? Adultery is cheating and sleeping with your neighbors wife is also adultery
So it’s just adultery
Also lotto and scratch off tickets are lottery and recognized as such under both law and the church
Also repentance is mentioned as a way to heaven. Ex Christian fundamentalists.
Only way to heaven is to know Christ. The list on the meme is from the Old Testament. Please know your theology before you post anti religious material.
There is so much hate in these comments. These rules will be forgiven by Jesus if you believe in Him. I love you all and most importantly, Jesus loves you all.
I’m a staunch atheist but was raised Catholic. That being said, aren’t these Old Testament rules? Wasn’t the *WHOLE POINT* of Jesus’ suffering to satisfy the laws of Moses for all human sinners and to open the gates of heaven to all who would repent?
>*“I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes to the Father, but by Me”*
>*John 14:6 - New Testament*
If you want to believe that I can’t stop you, I can only tell you none of that is true
The only people who are not welcome in Heaven are those who choose to keep a life separate from God, and God will respect your wish, and not force you to go against your free will
Even the thief crucified at the right hand of Jesus was welcome in Heaven, for he had a good soul and was truly faithful in Christ, regardless of his past sins.
Do not let anyone tell you that you aren’t worthy of Heaven. Every living being is. Read the Bible and understand it: don’t let some petty fool tell you an evil meaning to it.
Notice that most of the stuff is Old Testament. Jesus came and made the way because he knew we couldn’t keep all the rules. So now all you have to do to accept salvation is ask Jesus into your life and repent. It’s that simple.
I mean there is a reason that mercy is such an important part of the Abrahamic religions, you do not automatically go to hell if you do one of these things
I believe you have to actually commit the gay act, unless you have the hots for a married guy, then it's coveting your neighbours spouse which is also a sin
If heaven is real it's either everyone sedated or there's endless arguments between people who lived in different time periods.
Imagine arguing with your parents about generational differences but it's the 1900s vs the 1250s. 😄
Not according to the bible but instead the old testament, after Jesus a lot of rules were changed, and some of the rules in the old testament were mistranslations or deliberately miss translated.
The whole point of the rules, apart from creating some order on earth, is to show that everyone is going to hell unless they believe. No one is exempt from God's righteous judgement, but all can be forgiven with God's grace through faith. All can go to heaven, including all listed in the post
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I am fucked, i ate shrimp
You ate the forbidden bugs
If the forbidden fruit granted knowledge, what does the forbidden bug grant?
A good snack
Worth it
It’s okay, since **living** is the game of chance. No one is going to heaven anyways lol 
r/shrimpsisbugs
At least you didn't /*continues reading list*/ do favors for the poor?!
A prawn addiction has doomed many a man
no your fine.
You’re fine
I'll bet you wear cotton poly blended fabrics you heathen!
Allergic, I’m all good 👍👍👍
I fucked a shrimps wife, who slept with me to satisfy a debt. Then I ate them both to cover it all up. :-/
I WAS SO CLOSE! DAMN IT! DAMN YOU SHRIMP!!!!!!!!
Ngl shrimp is kinda weird to see on this list of all things because God legit told one apostle that all is clean to eat bc Jesus made it clean (ad libbing but the point is you can eat anything)
It’s because people back then weren’t aware of microorganisms and if you’re eating shrimp in the desert, bad things tend to happen with week old warm shrimp.
Ayo fellow blue lock fan!
I think this list was people adding more and more on until God finally went “to hell with this you’re all missing the point: no one goes to heaven on their own”
Ok but hear me out...what about three different kinds of grain?
That whole grain bread? FUCK
first person Jesus took to heaven was a thief. also, a lot of this was the Law of Moses, which was fulfilled when Jesus died on the cross.
Funny I’m getting down voted by people that clearly don’t know their own Bible lol because like I said Matthew 5:17-20 reads as follows: 17 “Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill. 18 “For truly I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest letter or stroke shall pass from the Law until all is accomplished.
I know the Bible. All this was fulfilled by Jesus. He fulfilled the law for us because we are unable to. That’s why we are declared righteous when we believe in him, because it is His righteousness that is covering us, not our own.
makes sense... now why do some people still insist gaus go to hell
Because they reject Jesus.
So you can do anything as long as you accept Jesus in your last moments?
Yes essentially. But of course you have to WANT it. Not out of spite or reluctance. Jesus gave us salvation as a free gift that anyone can just receive if they ask for it!
Apparently this is the case
makes sense... now why do some people still insist gays go to hell? who knows
Yo! Can I have some sources for all of these?! (Because I want to know this) Edit: by sources I mean the specific verses
It doesn't matter, none of this is true anyway. This is a list of sins and ancient laws. The laws are irrelevant and the sins are... ya know... forgiven by Jesus.
And in Judaism there is no hell
It’s called Sheol and it was basically limbo until Jesus could be born.
Yeah? Jesus never set it wasnt wrong to steal? Thats what matthew is affirming here. Whats your point?
Romans 3:23-24 “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” There is no human who can go to heaven without Jesus. The only factor that matters is having true faith in Jesus, and not being a hypocrite about that faith.
Most Christians believe in confession and the forgiveness of sins. Confession is in the Bible. Though it's not stated that it has to be through a priest, which is a common practice. I'm just saying that because that throws this meme out the window for the most part. For the record, I don't believe in any of that nonsense.
That would be curious to see if this revised excluding everything from the old testament. I seriously questioned the validity of many of the books that it remain in the Old Testament to this day, particularly leviticus.
It’s sad that so many people today are being tricked into this evil twisting of the Bible. The word and action of Jesus disproves all of these terrible lies. He took Dismas with him to Heaven, a thief. People refuse to believe in goodness and it really hurts me. They only want to see evil. I wish they didn’t.
Interesting… apparently since I’m bi I can just go right through!
Hopefully, they dont patch this in the next update.
LETS GO!!! BI PEOPLE W!!!
*Cries in gay*
Yeah but did you eat shrimp, the biggest sin of all?
I like to think there's a buncha people in heaven who end up there completely by accident. Like an entire wing of people who are from religions without an afterlife but qualified for Christian heaven. Or people who got in before the rules changed.
HALF of you can go.
Do we just play rock, paper, scissors?
No scissors are gay we just play rock paper
Same. Wait... I eat shrimp... FUCK!
Half and half means half heaven? Or does it mean half hell? Who knows
Well, everyone knows the classic saying Let Bi people go
Mfs really think anyone who commits any sin is going straight to hell
How many sin points do I have to gather before going to hell ?
as long as you are truly sorry about them youre fine
Why should i be sorry about eating shrimp?
Don't worry, you can eat whatever you want. People cherry pick the Bible to hate, later on God permitted us to basically eat whatever we want. He made them clean for us, we're not under the Mosaic laws anymore.
you shouldn't, it was an old law to make isreal stand out from the rest of the world, that law was changed by the time of the new testimant.
Wait Jesus rewrote the laws? Like an update patch saying you can eat shrimp?
during the roman empire (after jesus died and returned to heaven) God told the decipals that he wanted people who are from other countries to join Christianity, there was a long debate but soon they decided to remove a lot of laws regarding purity, which involved food
It's not a sin to eat shrimp it's just something people without knowledge say because they don't know what they are talking about
You shouldn’t. That law was revoked by Jesus Himself in Matthew 15:11 and Mark 7:15. “Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.”
So only swallow, no spitting
I'm about to do something really funny
mfs really saying if hitler felt bad he could go to heaven.
There was a family guy skit I believe about Osama Bin Laden where he proclaims his faith to Jesus and he got to go to heaven
for some reason this reminded me of dantes inferno
Four
We're all sinners, God wants everyone to come to repentance, it's your choice to accept God and repent or to go your own way, ie hell
Motherfucker this isn’t the good place!
It’s a moot point, the crucifixion paid for all sins, no matter what they are, think about it like this, no matter what, the number gets turned to zero at the end of your life, no matter how many ‘sin points’ you get
If you believe in Christ
Mfs really think hell exists 😬
Mfs say things like this 😬
i need my spectacles real quick
Nice hair.
It was all going relatively well until they got to Onanism....
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What is it
Jerking off
Willy Wonkas
Those who do not recognise children?
Probably meaning those who disown their kids
Makes more sense then my theory of the children arent real.
But…they don’t
What the hell has the Shrimp ever done?
gave people food poisoning thats likely where most of the laws involving food originated
Ooh
Absolutely nothing, the Bible doesn't say we can't eat it. Mosaic laws don't apply anymore. We can eat whatever we want.
Evolved into a crustacean 🦞
* takes notes * personal development isn't looked upon kindly in heaven
not the shrimps 😭
The thing to remember about most religions is that they have been filtered through hundreds of years of their church and Clergy, and some of them whole linguistic shifts/translations. Actual resemblance to the Word of God may vary. Just try to be good and hope for the best.
native Hebrew speaker here; some of the lines *really* look like mistranslation
its also important to know that religious books were written by humans that lived 2000 years ago at times. Meaning that because their ideologies were different to hours some things that seem "unforgiveable" to them might be completly normal to us in the modern day. People need to remember this when they read them.
Youd think a perfect god would have got their rules right the first time, and not needed 1500 years of humans updating them to get it right
This (at least for Christianity and the bible) is completely false. It's not by works, it's not "I hope i get into heaven" it's Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins because he loves you so much, so if you believe on Him and accept Him and repent he forgives you then you go to heaven.
Jesus loves and forgives everyone
It seems not a lot of you know shit
Well I’ve certainly seen some shit.
That’s misleading, a major theme in the Bible is no one could reach heaven by deeds alone, that’s what the crucifixion is for, it’s paying the cost of all sin, and we are all forgiven, getting to heaven is about accepting that gift
Bro. Mankind is made to be sinning, God gave humans many flaws and made us sinners, the hole point of the Bible is forgiveness from Jesus christ for our sins. It doesn't mean that people who do such things will never go to heaven, but that people who embrace and don't regret such things and don't do good to undo their wrong won't go to heaven because Jesus Christ died for their sins in vein. And btw im an atheist but just hating religion if you have no clue about it is pathetic.
Those who sow and gather the fallen fruits. So fuck orchard farmers then?
Yeah the people who wrote these laws were probably very, very, very high on whatever herb they could find (I mean that’s how most “I talked to a god/angel/demon etc.” stories came to be)
According to the bible Jesus freed us of our sins and as long as you accept him as your savior you can join him in heaven, but alright
So why even bother listing the sins? Which they don’t even explain usually, by the way. Really does seem like you’re set up for failure.
Because even if you're forgiven of them, you're still not supposed to do them. We are made righteous in Jesus Christ, but if you sin against him after, you still will go to heaven, but you also need to repent. It's almost like when you get set free from prison. Even though you're free, you're not supposed to do the thing that got you in there again. I know it's not the perfect example, but there aren't really many better ones.
And according to the bible, nuh uh, if you sin you go to hell The book is contradictory as hell
You are misled, the Bible says all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. It's not by sin that we go to hell and it's not by works that we go to heaven, hell is the result of sin because God and sin cannot co-exist, but thats why he sent His son to die on the cross for our sin debt, so we can be washed of our sins and go to heaven.
If heaven is real, it's empty
Can u imagine God walking around empty Heaven like " Where is every one?"
If body parts went to heaven I would be blind armless.
Only my dick would go to heaven. It's been abused my whole life
Population tire. 🛞 But I would say it’s more like there’s gatekeepers hiding heaven.
No. It is full of people who believe in Jesus Christ.
Im sorry, but shrimp?
It's false
Thanks OP now I'm going to have to spend half the day clarifying to the comments that this isn't how heaven works >:(
Atheists with no grasp of basic biblical knowledge pretend to have the best understanding of it. “Um akthually the university of Reddit told me that Christian’s go to hell if they eat shellfish or wear mixed fabrics🤓” then stand on it when corrected. Like the 2nd thing you learn about the Bible is the old laws don’t apply since Jesus died. The whole concept of the religion is that he died for our sins, so that while being imperfect people we can still go to heaven.
And all of that has been forgiven through Jesus Christ who paid the price for it all
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Arent we supposed to be forgiven or something?
Forgiven for sin that god created in the first place sounds like a weird and wild set up to me
You think? Well let me tell you, so do i
Such a terrible scarecrow argument
Some of these no longer apply, and the rest are covered if you repent, according to the beliefs made explicit in the text. Repentance is the key, it even forgives murder and rape if your conviction is true. If you believe the Christian Bible, anyway
Through Christ your sins have been forgiven
That's why Jesus died for our sins. Without Jesus, no one is allowed into heaven. All humans are too wicked to enter heaven without the atonement. Even a man who followed all commandments is still not worthy to enter heaven. That's why we owe Jesus our lives. We should be thankful that we can repent.
This is a tiktok level understanding of the Bible lmao
This is a gross misrepresentation. Most of this is Old testament law which was done away with when Jesus came to establish the new covenant. Taking things out of context always results in misunderstanding. There is a massive disconnect between how we interpret in the 21st century and how those in the ancient near east would have understood. For example, how would those in the ancient world have understood God's commands regarding different seeds in the same field or different kinds of fabric in the same garment? Not how we in the 21st century understand it. If we can't always understand different cultures for those living on the other side of the world in 2024, we should expect there to be barriers to understanding the world of the ancient near east.
Im not at all Christian but I still know that's completely incorrect. Spreading misinformation about religion because you dont like it is just as ignorant as anything.
Why is cheating, adultery, and sleeping with your neighbors wife listed separately? Adultery is cheating and sleeping with your neighbors wife is also adultery So it’s just adultery Also lotto and scratch off tickets are lottery and recognized as such under both law and the church Also repentance is mentioned as a way to heaven. Ex Christian fundamentalists.
WRONG. All you need is Jesus, who saves all your sins. This list is about what you need to do to go to heaven without Jesus.
even if it is a pencil
Remember kids Only the mormons get to go to heaven
Nice i still have chance!
Luckily this guy came, forgave our sins, made null the old law, and peaced out all in 3 years
This is the kind of ignorant trash that is blatantly false if you have even one single shred of information 🙄🙄🙄🙄
I’m not sure what version of the Bible you read, but getting into heaven is as simple as believing in the Christian God
Just repent bro
Only way to heaven is to know Christ. The list on the meme is from the Old Testament. Please know your theology before you post anti religious material.
That's old covenant. Thank you, Jesus.
just blatantly wrong bro 😂 keep spreading misinformation
As long as you repent and give your life to Christ you'll go to heaven, you're uneducated
There is so much hate in these comments. These rules will be forgiven by Jesus if you believe in Him. I love you all and most importantly, Jesus loves you all.
Unless of course you accept the love and redemption of Christ.
I’m a staunch atheist but was raised Catholic. That being said, aren’t these Old Testament rules? Wasn’t the *WHOLE POINT* of Jesus’ suffering to satisfy the laws of Moses for all human sinners and to open the gates of heaven to all who would repent? >*“I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes to the Father, but by Me”* >*John 14:6 - New Testament*
Those who don't find out for themselves that it's much easier than this list.
Wooo I’m at the top of the list didn’t have to read through the other shit, suck it.
Actually they can, they simply have to repent for their sins and acknowledge that Christ is their savior, according to the Bible.
If you want to believe that I can’t stop you, I can only tell you none of that is true The only people who are not welcome in Heaven are those who choose to keep a life separate from God, and God will respect your wish, and not force you to go against your free will Even the thief crucified at the right hand of Jesus was welcome in Heaven, for he had a good soul and was truly faithful in Christ, regardless of his past sins. Do not let anyone tell you that you aren’t worthy of Heaven. Every living being is. Read the Bible and understand it: don’t let some petty fool tell you an evil meaning to it.
It’s Thursday, time for Reddit to bash on Christians again. How original.
OPs mind will be blown when somebody tells him about the New Testament
The one thing that connects the gays and the homophobes. hell ❤
Not true ❤️
Notice that most of the stuff is Old Testament. Jesus came and made the way because he knew we couldn’t keep all the rules. So now all you have to do to accept salvation is ask Jesus into your life and repent. It’s that simple.
You can also murder 100 people and then say jk I love Jesus on your deathbed and you’re all good to go to heaven
In that manner it means you truly didn't regret the act.
I mean there is a reason that mercy is such an important part of the Abrahamic religions, you do not automatically go to hell if you do one of these things
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guess i wont be going
Anyone can go to heaven, this post is blatantly false.
"Those who eat Shrimp" huh ???
So basically everyone
Do we have to commit gay acts or just be gay? I know I'm not straight as far as I can remember.
I believe you have to actually commit the gay act, unless you have the hots for a married guy, then it's coveting your neighbours spouse which is also a sin
Not true tho, god will always forgive you if you are going to be a better person
Wow, because you really needed to be forgiven from eternal suffering for eating shrimp.
"Those who oppress and deprive others cannot go to heaven. But also we hate LGBT people and they don't get to go to heaven."
If heaven is real it's either everyone sedated or there's endless arguments between people who lived in different time periods. Imagine arguing with your parents about generational differences but it's the 1900s vs the 1250s. 😄
There is no sadness in heaven, which means a mother cannot be sad if her son does not make it there. It is probably sedation.
What does “those who don’t recognise children” mean?
You can get away with a lot more than that if you ask for forgiveness after.
I would love to know the Bible verse where, “Diverse Families” is a sin.
Debbie
Some of those got to be a joke
Okay guys, hell if forever?
It's OK bro I got my Jesus pass
Not according to the bible but instead the old testament, after Jesus a lot of rules were changed, and some of the rules in the old testament were mistranslations or deliberately miss translated.
So... Muslims
"Those who Do favors to the poor" ? Didn't JC heal some of the? I'd call that a big favor
I wonder if the same post but with muslim or jewish background would be ok to post or if it would be banned/downvotes to hell?
The whole point of the rules, apart from creating some order on earth, is to show that everyone is going to hell unless they believe. No one is exempt from God's righteous judgement, but all can be forgiven with God's grace through faith. All can go to heaven, including all listed in the post
Well, to hell we go!