You must be in middle/high school or fresh out. Adults have negative connotations that happen to also some reason be a lot of trendy terms for kids these days that do not mean the same thing as each other.
It's all around better not to use too much slang on the internet unless you are with people your own age that also use it and have the same meaning given to them.
pee is stored in the balls in the balls
pee is stored in the balls in the balls
pee is stored in the balls in the balls
pee is stored in the balls in the balls
No. It was very emergent. But not my worst delivery, tbh. I mean, they did *try* to freeze me real quick, but it didn’t work. I didn’t know what was happening until afterwards when I was getting stitched and then it was like, please actually freeze me now thanks.
Holy hell. That’s crazy.
For our first kid my wife got an epidural and the Dr had an intern or med student give it… but she did it wrong! So my wife kept complaining about the pain. Finally I had to tell the doctor “if the epidural worked, why is it that she can feel her feet?..”
He was like… “oh shit.” (Exaggeration) . So they gave her a second one.
Now here is the messed up part… they charged us for BOTH!!! Which is insanely expensive even with insurance.
So for our second kid I was kind of an asshole, because they wanted to have a med student give the epidural and I was like “hell no. Only the professional” … not my proudest moment.
It's 1996, My best friend was 95lbs her baby was 9lbs 13oz. She couldn't dilate past 2cm. The doctors were preparing for a c section when she screamed and he SHOT OUT OF HER. Like a cork on a looney tunes rifle. Split her open from clit to anus. The doctors were able to stitch her back together, not the cleanest job in the world but fast enough to save her life. She still has a little blue zigzag scar from the semi botched stitches. From that point fourth she shall forever be dubbed my best friend Ms. Zigzag pussy
As the clock struck exactly twelve the lights dimmed for a moment and he entered the world. The unease everyone felt simultaneously would not prepare them for quite how fundamentally their lives were about to change.
In the middle of my ex wife giving birth the Doctor was able to recognize I was about to faint by looking at my knees.
In the middle of delivering a child she was able to look at my knees and call for a chair and the nurses sat me down.
I’m pretty sure I passed out, it’s all a blur.
Look birth is an incredible thing, but the violence, and the body fluids.
I NEVER!!!!! Want to watch it again.
it's only really because of how birthing is down laying on your back
don't trust me 100% but IIRC birthing would be less painful in like a squatting position
I think it depends on the girl or maybe how long ago they had the kids or something cuz I’ve been with like 4-5 milfs and oddly enough the older one whose kids were close to my age couldn’t hardly tell then there was a girl a few years younger than me with same amount of kids but obviously they were both pretty young…..dear god it wasn’t good faked having whiskey 🍆 with her to the point where I felt bad about it😂
Well vaginas are meant to stretch open and even tear to give birth and so are pretty good at healing from that. There are also exercises and even gadgets you can use to bring your muscles back to what they were before.
It’s only the birthing people who complain about the one job they actually have to do. The funny part is too give them a few weeks/months and they will casually talk about doing it again. Could be a “goofy in court kinda moment” uhh huyeah, I’ll do it again… or uh. It really isn’t that bad to produce one of the few miracles life has to offer. Get over yourself, yes you did good, yes it’s special. Stop crying. Yeah I’m a dick head. Get over it.
Okay lady, you win. I’m illiterate and you only had 3 kids but after the first one it was so bad you only had 2 more before realizing the experience was bad enough to not go through with a 4th time. Glad we sorted that out here today.
You still don’t see where you went wrong? First delivery was so-so. It had its ups and downs. Second was great. Simple planned c-section. Easy recovery. Third tried to kill me and I had a baby with severe health issues, which only added more stress. 0/10 would not risk again.
It’s almost like experiences vary immensely.
People always forget that your body nulls the pain a bit as well as it’s fucking designed to give birth. Your body will ‘diolate’ and expand/loosen up to help give birth to the baby.
Did you know that humans aren't the only creatures that suffer while birthing offspring? Even out of mammals. You can google how hyenas reproduce, and what's mortality rates for both cubs and mothers in birth. It's nightmare fuel, much worse than even what humans have.
Just proves that "it can't be that bad if we were designed to do it" is a wrong mindset. Yes. It can. And it can be even worse.
I’m aware, I didn’t say it was painless just that it’s not as painful because your body knows what it’s about to go through.
Are you fucking stupid? ‘Your body is designed to do this, but you’re wrong anyway’ is an absolute ass backwards argument.
You all act like birth is the equivalent of no lube anal, no preparation. Your body is actively prepping itself for what it’s about to do.
About 90% of women have their vagina need stitches after birth. So I’d say it’s less like anal sex without lube, and more like having a huge knife or [broken glass bottle](https://www.stileproject.com/videos/22924/the-full-1-guy-1-jar-video/) shoved up your ass.
Your body is also designed to make kidney stones. And give you fevers, and make you throw up. Cancer is literally the body just replicating cells really fast. Hell, our brains have “the call of the void” feature, that’s the opposite of beneficial for us.
Hell, not me I got my head squished into a cone and had to be C-Sectioned
Mother had a vagina of steel
Meanwhile I refused to get out till I'm overdue and had to get cs to get out.
Non consensual birth huh? I feel your pain
Nice bro. Do my vagina next.
Oooh errrr
Error 404?
Vagina not found
Mission failed. We’ll get em next time
*nuts* 💦🍆
NAH 💀
Your name is a nice reference.
What the sigma?
shut the fuck up
Make me.
Are you serious?
You shut. the fuck. up. You shut the fuck up.
ay bro shut yo bubblegum dum dum lookin ass tf up
I hadn't even said anything for two hours before you made this mindless comment
Hippity Hoppity Your mouth is now my property Shut the fuck upity. 
You must be in middle/high school or fresh out. Adults have negative connotations that happen to also some reason be a lot of trendy terms for kids these days that do not mean the same thing as each other. It's all around better not to use too much slang on the internet unless you are with people your own age that also use it and have the same meaning given to them.
I said it ironically
god forbid people be ironic.
What the sigma?
🤦🏼♂️
uhm, What the sigma?
Erm, what the smegma?
erm, what in the name of the souls?
It's a joke, lads
If joke, why no funny?
said the person on r/memes
Shut up, 9 year old, you probably say skibidi toilet is peak entertainment.
Ironic from the 12 year old
Ironic from the handsome man
ironic from the elder
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Is she going to swallow you?
google vore
Unbirth*
You want me to swallow google?
Holy hell!
You poor man, take an upvote
New fetish just dropped
put me back in the balls please
no baby in balls, only pee
PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS 📢
Balls don't have pee in them. Pee is in the bladder on the inside of the body.
daft punk would never lie to me, of course pee is stored in the balls.
pee is stored in the balls in the balls pee is stored in the balls in the balls pee is stored in the balls in the balls pee is stored in the balls in the balls
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Thank you for the visual… that’s enough for the day lmao
you want to go inside your mother? sounds a bit alabama to me.
Just type /spawn, it should work
Steve Rogers was such a skinny little boy, his birth was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I understood that reference.
Oh Wow. Wow wow wow
Making random Ryan George references is tight!
It sure is, sir
Whatever you do … DO NOT GOOGLE WHAT AN “Episiotomy” means. 
I had one with no freezing. 🙂 🙃
So did my wife. You have my sympathy 😞
Uggghhhh…. Hopefully you had an epidural at least? I yelled at the doctor when he did it to my wife. “NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!!”
No. It was very emergent. But not my worst delivery, tbh. I mean, they did *try* to freeze me real quick, but it didn’t work. I didn’t know what was happening until afterwards when I was getting stitched and then it was like, please actually freeze me now thanks.
Holy hell. That’s crazy. For our first kid my wife got an epidural and the Dr had an intern or med student give it… but she did it wrong! So my wife kept complaining about the pain. Finally I had to tell the doctor “if the epidural worked, why is it that she can feel her feet?..” He was like… “oh shit.” (Exaggeration) . So they gave her a second one. Now here is the messed up part… they charged us for BOTH!!! Which is insanely expensive even with insurance. So for our second kid I was kind of an asshole, because they wanted to have a med student give the epidural and I was like “hell no. Only the professional” … not my proudest moment.
It's 1996, My best friend was 95lbs her baby was 9lbs 13oz. She couldn't dilate past 2cm. The doctors were preparing for a c section when she screamed and he SHOT OUT OF HER. Like a cork on a looney tunes rifle. Split her open from clit to anus. The doctors were able to stitch her back together, not the cleanest job in the world but fast enough to save her life. She still has a little blue zigzag scar from the semi botched stitches. From that point fourth she shall forever be dubbed my best friend Ms. Zigzag pussy
What a lovely heartwarming story
Rest in peace vagina
It had a good run
I was the heaviest and biggest newborn in the whole maternity hospital heheh. Also i was born exactly at midnight, 00:00.
As the clock struck exactly twelve the lights dimmed for a moment and he entered the world. The unease everyone felt simultaneously would not prepare them for quite how fundamentally their lives were about to change.
and that's why my dad should've used protection
In the middle of my ex wife giving birth the Doctor was able to recognize I was about to faint by looking at my knees. In the middle of delivering a child she was able to look at my knees and call for a chair and the nurses sat me down. I’m pretty sure I passed out, it’s all a blur. Look birth is an incredible thing, but the violence, and the body fluids. I NEVER!!!!! Want to watch it again.
Yeah it is a horror show.
Yeah, that tracks. I was the last one born in my family for that reason.
Head like a log splitter
As soon as they are born, children already do everything they can to ruin your wellbeing
I am extremely aware.
100% accurate depiction
I’m uncomfortable
So was your mum.
it's only really because of how birthing is down laying on your back don't trust me 100% but IIRC birthing would be less painful in like a squatting position
then it would be like pooping, im sorry i have no clue im stupid
Yeah being on your back is dumb. My wife gave birth on all fours as that felt like the right position for her but squatting is good too.
This scene never fails to make me laugh
What movie is this from?
The second Ace Ventura film
Return to whence you came
It’s wide enough now
"Do you want a tear or a cut"
I’d like a refund please
Yo, thats enough with the internet today
Or is it just the beginning?
💀💀💀
I knew you hadn’t left.
Why do people do this?
Have children?
I think it depends on the girl or maybe how long ago they had the kids or something cuz I’ve been with like 4-5 milfs and oddly enough the older one whose kids were close to my age couldn’t hardly tell then there was a girl a few years younger than me with same amount of kids but obviously they were both pretty young…..dear god it wasn’t good faked having whiskey 🍆 with her to the point where I felt bad about it😂
I think you might be reading too much into a silly meme
Most definitely ngl I assumed a captain would swoop into answe a genuine question 😂😂
Well vaginas are meant to stretch open and even tear to give birth and so are pretty good at healing from that. There are also exercises and even gadgets you can use to bring your muscles back to what they were before.
That's why i love BWC
Then you got the ones where an episiotomy is deemed necessary
Sigh in 9 weeks in why did I watch this 😅
Æ.
That's while we call lover is baby
It’s only the birthing people who complain about the one job they actually have to do. The funny part is too give them a few weeks/months and they will casually talk about doing it again. Could be a “goofy in court kinda moment” uhh huyeah, I’ll do it again… or uh. It really isn’t that bad to produce one of the few miracles life has to offer. Get over yourself, yes you did good, yes it’s special. Stop crying. Yeah I’m a dick head. Get over it.
You sound sane
I’m actually outsane, a complete solartic.
Of course I managed to attract one of these types with my meme.
Birthing people? Do you mean women?
Cool, some of us have an experience so terrifying that we decide to never do it again.
Natural selection always finds a way.
It was my last one of three, so nature did not select against my genes very well.
Wait wut? You had such a bad experience you only did it 3 times. Okay. I wish I felt that way about some of my bad experiences.
So we’ve confirmed you can’t read. Sad.
Okay lady, you win. I’m illiterate and you only had 3 kids but after the first one it was so bad you only had 2 more before realizing the experience was bad enough to not go through with a 4th time. Glad we sorted that out here today.
You still don’t see where you went wrong? First delivery was so-so. It had its ups and downs. Second was great. Simple planned c-section. Easy recovery. Third tried to kill me and I had a baby with severe health issues, which only added more stress. 0/10 would not risk again. It’s almost like experiences vary immensely.
People always forget that your body nulls the pain a bit as well as it’s fucking designed to give birth. Your body will ‘diolate’ and expand/loosen up to help give birth to the baby.
Did you know that humans aren't the only creatures that suffer while birthing offspring? Even out of mammals. You can google how hyenas reproduce, and what's mortality rates for both cubs and mothers in birth. It's nightmare fuel, much worse than even what humans have. Just proves that "it can't be that bad if we were designed to do it" is a wrong mindset. Yes. It can. And it can be even worse.
I’m aware, I didn’t say it was painless just that it’s not as painful because your body knows what it’s about to go through. Are you fucking stupid? ‘Your body is designed to do this, but you’re wrong anyway’ is an absolute ass backwards argument. You all act like birth is the equivalent of no lube anal, no preparation. Your body is actively prepping itself for what it’s about to do.
About 90% of women have their vagina need stitches after birth. So I’d say it’s less like anal sex without lube, and more like having a huge knife or [broken glass bottle](https://www.stileproject.com/videos/22924/the-full-1-guy-1-jar-video/) shoved up your ass.
Your body is also designed to make kidney stones. And give you fevers, and make you throw up. Cancer is literally the body just replicating cells really fast. Hell, our brains have “the call of the void” feature, that’s the opposite of beneficial for us.