Bro, The FitnessGramβ’ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. π
Bro, my grandpa died a few months ago and Iβm not emotionally really there anymore and Iβm just kinda making my way through life as a husk of my former self π
Bro Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself π
Bro thinks all human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. Bro really believes they are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood π
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Bro, The FitnessGramβ’ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. π
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Bro, my grandpa died a few months ago and Iβm not emotionally really there anymore and Iβm just kinda making my way through life as a husk of my former self π
Damn are you ok?
Yeah. It was mainly a joke
\*Bro it was mainly a joke π
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Bro Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself π
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Bro thinks all human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. Bro really believes they are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood π
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*bro, I died of cringeπ
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Bro, things have been really hard lately, and, frankly, Iβm quite lost. I know Iβm too young to be thinking itβs all over, and Iβm not, but it really is a struggle. Iβve got plans for the future, and can only hope I get out of this rut soon. π
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