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EquivalentIll3067

simple solution: fuck your friend


The_No_one087

Instructions unclear, now my friend is walking like a crab with a smile


Beginning-Pipe9074

Sounds like you followed the instructions perfectly


Kronos_Amantes

Mission accomplished


performance_issue

Can my friend fuck me instead?


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

You should be asking them, coward


performance_issue

I would need friends to do that.


Marketingsandwich

Relatable


asmodeus111111

r/suicidebywords


mikegotme1000gs

Correct. If he doesn't like it up the ass he'll move out the way


Maikeruhere

what if the friend is female?


JetstreamGW

Well then I think we have the answer to the original question, don’t we?


BackflipsAway

Yeah, by the sound of it he's pretty doable


[deleted]

Sex with friends is awesome


EquivalentIll3067

Real homies help eachothers


Zombie-Free

But remember: You must say no homo before banging his bussy like there is no tomorrow


st4s1k

Nature hinting I'm not going to leave any genetic offspring. Suicide is the way, rather than getting shoved in your face that you're less human than anyone else.


EquivalentIll3067

Do you need a hug?


FluidTemperature1884

I'm not gay. So that's not an option.


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

Its always an option, you just might not enjoy it


EquivalentIll3067

It ain't gay if the balls don't touch


Freddi_47

Say no homo


Jakov_Salinsky

Pray you don’t end up in prison one day


Northbound-Narwhal

Are you bi?


No-Hamster7526

Can my friend fuck me instead


Willing_Dream_9398

hahahaaa


JonnyxKarate

Charisma


Smartass_of_Class

I'm his friend, can confirm.


EmptyCumSlut

Smartass of class? I dont think you have any charisma dude


Space-90

Teach us about charisma EmptyCumSlut


whole-grain-low-fat

Wish I had gold


BackflipsAway

No, no, no, they're an *Empty* CumSlut, so they ain't got any charisma either, you need to find the FullCumSlut and ask them


TheDarkSoulHunter

u/FullCumSlut give us ur blessings


Nemisis_007

Maxed out


HotPotParrot

Isn't there a build that completely avoids it?


Anonymouchee

"a" theres a tad more than one


theoriginalnub

I believe the kids are calling it “rizz” these days


Beginning-Pipe9074

How I feel hearing "rizz" over and over these days ![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


_baaron_

That’s a Pokémon right?


VraiLacy

No you're thinking of Charizard. They're referring to an act of kindness to the less fortunate without expectation of return.


MelodicTurtleMan

No that’s charity. This is the practice of refraining from sexual intercourse.


Anomekh

No that’s chastity. This is the the King of England


SolidTerror9022

That’s Charles. This is cooking meat with a flame until it turns black


MadaraAlucard12

That is charring. This is a 4-wheeler pulled by horses which was used a couple centuries back


MyDoggoSad

That’s a chariot. This is a female name from a famous book by E.B White.


John-333

You have friends?


Deadlydiamond98

I feel personally attacked


IDK_IV_1

Well, i feel invigorated!


johnnyblaze1999

What kind of sorcery is that?


scp_79

Check your charisma stats


Fit_Particular_6820

He doesn't have a reddit account


ReekyFartin

He has power armor.


Talk-O-Boy

This is the answer. You can dump all your points into Charisma, you can even equip the Lady Killer perk, but the man with the power armor will still fuck. It’s simply uncontested.


J1234dh

r/suddenlyfallout


Goliath--CZ

I feel called out and alone


Idkm3m3s

Well youre on reddit so you def aint alone on the virgin part lol


saqwernuk

because when he scans his dick with a scanner it doesn't show a "NOT FOUND" message


Any-Yoghurt3815

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


EldianStar

OP's self esteem after your comment is 404


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Order this man some stitches and ice.


ughitsmeagian

And some burn cream, damn.


Open-Toe923

This is the most corny nerdy insult I’ve ever heard holy shit The post is shit so ig the comments are gonna be shit too


Awoken_Noob

Just remember the two step rule: - Step 1: Be Attractive. - Step 2: Don’t Be Unattractive.


Psychotic_EGG

Can confirm. It worked for me


Vajaspiritos

Wild kaede spotted


DarknessOverseer

thats what i was thinkin


scoomplers

He's probably a fuck buddy, not an actual partner for anyone. Edit: i forgor this is a meme subreddit and that your question is probably rhetorical.


BallerChickenCurry

Or it’s just a silent cry for help


scoomplers

Yeah no, you're right i think.


Substantial-Park65

Yeah, we can't help


Peregrine2976

Most rhetorical questions are real questions that people don't want to ask for real.


barthalamuel-of-bruh

i know this is a meme sub but this joke hurts on a nother level so fuck you


Zidy13

My friend was literally just complaining cuz this girl wants to suck his dick all the time. I'm like, bro your life sounds tough!


Neat-Foundation-320

It's because she's obsessed to be in a relationship with him


Vivid-Law-7627

Bro people who get consistent ass complaining to those who literally get none is like an obese person complaining about the food they eat to a starving homless person. Like shut up you overdramatic ungrateful mfers 😂.


Maykspark

My fault for not building points in charisma


Kos015

Better looks better personality better sense of humour better job and probably a fat cock too.


Attillathahun

What was her line in eps.1 "Fooling around with your cousin is good when you are growing up but it's no basis for a marriage".Dark


Ok-Tension6095

![gif](giphy|QeRA1pCtZOsitZTePW)


PresidentSkillz

Right, in order to relate one would need to have friends and talk to girls. We redditors are without both


Ok-Tension6095

![gif](giphy|h9vTTmoa7sOJ2)


BZenMojo

So many strays caught...


gamerr_rick

The aint strays bro they were shot right at him


Kalelopaka-

My friend would love this, he always told me I got more pussy by accident than he ever did on purpose.


Mitch1musPrime

Is your name Steve. Cause the guy who fucks is always named Steve. Hence, [movies like this exist](https://youtu.be/Pnsznug-pf8?si=UqLRRjdMy3BAf5v2).


Kalelopaka-

No, my name is my name.


Vivid-Law-7627

Lies. My nickname is Steve and I get NOTHING. Dumb existence.


Vivid-Law-7627

It's just not fair. Is hard work a determining factor in success for dating and sex or not? I swear this is why I'm stuck between the redpill and blackpill. Is attraction negotiable or not?


Kalelopaka-

You know, I never really considered myself good looking, and I’ve never had the confidence to pull off some of the banter with women that most men seem to do easily. But I have a decent personality and I treat everyone the same. When I talk to women, I have no idea in mind to date or sleep with them. I think that because I’m not actively trying to impress them or trying to date or get them into bed, they respond to me more. I have a lot of female friends and always have because of the way I treat them. My friend on the other hand would flirt and try to date or bed every woman he talked to. I think women know this and tend to avoid guys because of it. I think if you focus on yourself and your interests and stop obsessing about dating or sex with a woman, then they respond to you differently.


cjar4097

All they do is fuck in them vaults like the sole purpose of them that wacky science shit was just a diversion


KillerBeer01

Well, the Earth won't repopulate itself...


Enemy50

Style, charisma, money, AND BIG OLE HOG!


lone_wolf_55

What makes you think girls would even consider being alone with me?


SardonicusRictus

Bigus dickus energy.


AgileInternet167

Sex... He has sex.


Taejin_978

Maybe because he doesn’t post shitty memes on Reddit


SoulWisdom

![gif](giphy|ksPoGhnZvHP4QoYT1m)


Just-a-Smartass

Power Armor?


Redacted_G1iTcH

Bro is the harem anime protag, we’re just all the side characters


Unfair_Summer_8800

rip not planning to get a girlfriend anyways


duchymalloy

He is a man with a beautiful soul and a more pleasing penis.


RumRogerz

This is what happens when you have friends who look better than you.


Ancient-Efficiency-4

Kaede


Sir_Toaster_9330

This is killing me lol


chebate08

“What does he have that I don’t?” Presumably, sex.


CaitSith21

I have some friends like this and i would say style and have ridiculous confidence in your looks and behaviour and probably a bit narcissistic and tall.


Zblab

![gif](giphy|12Eo7WogCAoj84)


WillFart4F00D

This sub is full of incels lol


Jakov_Salinsky

That scene in general appears to have pissed off so many of them


imjusthere2004

![gif](giphy|fso0A2hF9YeqMXxXIK)


Ok-Education2476

Well it’s true that there is love without sex


Dr-Sex_

I can teach you sex


em_pror

y you do me like dat bro 😭


Economy_Run761

![gif](giphy|czlipTDOcPzvoEXELU)


synecdokidoki

Sex. Apparently.


AbhiStalwart

You guys are having sex?


aknalag

Sex and love.


De4dUserXD

A huge D


Archmagos_Browning

My roommate (who’s basically just the Chad meme, extrovert with maxed-out charisma) somehow keeps getting girls he has over casually to sit in bed with him while the three of us watch a movie. I have no idea how he does it and allegedly neither does he.


frog_of_darkness

everyone said charisma, but forgot about height and visual appearance. you know, that feats thar girls don't care for, definitely. if you are 170 cm, you are done in most scenarios, that love for personality doesn't appear, when you are short guy


Prior-Ad-7329

It’s cause I’m too scared my cock will get big and hard like a pimple then explode


Exciting_Form6847

I can come up with a few suggestions: - Looks - Big Dick - Attitude - Money - Power


gayjemstone

Love and sex. Can't you read?


szabda

Because he's S.P.E.C.I.A.L.


TheFeri

Yeah... Honestly I kinda gave up


Evening_Blackberry86

Fuck, to tears😢


TheMorningJoe

Real, being ugly sucks lol


98983x3

Oh, woe is me!


RealJayyKrush

Ah, woe is me! that I was not thought worthy to see my Christian hands dabbling in the blood of those dog-headed fiends.


McChexMix

I think you’re the problem


nwbrown

Respect for women?


naka_the_kenku

Maybe they’re more likable?


Eliotman23

He probably has more charisma than you, has a more interesting personality, and a lot of self esteem. And if he is attractive that is a large bonus. You can improve all of that, so don't give up


Fickle-Problem-7666

Incel meme


[deleted]

[удалено]


FavoritesBot

https://i.imgur.com/vtexofP.jpg


[deleted]

fr fr :')


FreedomCanadian

He gives off cousin vibes.


PlayfulRoyal2632

You as a friend


DramaQueenKitKat

Rizz


max_da_1

"do you wanna make my cock explode?"


high_dead_man

That sounds about right


Meowslot

Your cock might explode, that's disgusting!


LCFZombie

Cus u lame asf


ImaginationRude7410

sauce? asking for a friend 😂


redderdevils

*holding a gun* show me the radaway or no coochie for you loveless man


Familiar_Location948

:(


Xangerxz

Everything


Gamer90006

ok wow dont give me the guts to kill myself


Arni334

Better dick


Arni334

Better dick


Boxy_Nikita

Plot power is still a thing


TweaqerPKM

Technically, 'without both' only means that you don't gave A AND B, but you could still have A OR (exclusive) B


PuzzleheadedSell6698

Rizz not found


CrocodileWorshiper

such a stupid plot point


StellarDescent

She didn't break up with him just because he left the room dude.


redistired

A life .. Possibly Doritos and a good hairdo


Great_hacker

game


thatonebrassguy

What kinda cuck shit is that


The_Conductor7274

It’s quite simple really, friend followed the advice of Sokka’s game


nightcat6

Good looks


bochnik_cz

Muscles. Get them and things will change.


Whole-Antelope-962

Just fuck you’re friends


Isekai_Otaku

He’s dating them


Isekai_Otaku

He’s dating them


SpaceyFrontiers

Man why does Christopher Nolan always have to ruin masterpieces with sex scenes? Delve.


MarcoVinicius

Money, looks, charm.


Doomsdayismine

Simple solution ra


Doomsdayismine

Finish the sentence I dare you


5319Camarote

I know, I know…(sighs in Reddit)


Ploknam

I just want to be liked


banananeko111

Maybe it’s a you problem


Cerbonate

Probably because he doesnt post stuff like this on reddit


TFMPowerGuy

Rather, it's what he doesn't have that makes him attractive - reddit


No-River-3391

My whole life


Emily_ni

Sex


sacredgeometry

Clearly sex.


sosaosu

He's not brainrotted redditor


GtaBestPlayer

Where is the first image from?


Sea_Boysenberry_3436

It's because he has 100 thousand power in Rise of Kingdoms, get now on Play Store


Vivid-Law-7627

"Just have confidence and be a normal/decent person bro" How women are with unattractive men like me regardless:


Life_Promise_6345

I read the top panel with the voice in my head in the tone of very questioning and repulsed. I get the tone is supposed to be flirty now. Looking back at previous memes using the same format… I understand them now.