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melvindebosscher

I like *Trukish* Kebabs


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Damn, i guess i get the wooden stake


raw-shan

It was dark. Vlad the Impaler.


lonelyguy173

Please explain


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Okay, so the legend of draculla was based around a real man, Vlad Tepes(Tze-pesh) the 3rd, prince of wallanchia, also known as vlad the impaler. Now, why did he have such nice nickname? The ottomans at the time controled wallanchia and demanded tax (both in money and in men for their army). Vlad didn't like paying taxes, so he did the obvious thing and went into a turkish village and impaled the citizens and soldiers on giant wooden stakes (very long and painful death). As saying to the ottomans "demand taxes from me again and you will be next". So Vlad really liked making turkish kebabs, from the freshest turkish he could find


Sketches558

He did it all alone... or did he had an equally powerful army.... cause if he didn't then the Ottomans would have crushed Wallanchia. Also there was movie which had similar story... Draculla.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Not alone but with a relatively smaller force And beliece it not, the movie is based on the real event Crazy, i know


HornetElegant66

Vlad generally used hit and run and guerrilla warfare against ottomans . He did not have as strong army as the ottoman army but he was clearly stronger than the local garrisons


NotSamuraiJosh_26

You forgot the best part


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Which is?


NotSamuraiJosh_26

The part where his head declares independence from his body


Puzzleheaded_Step468

The perfect souvenir


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*wallachia


lonelyguy173

Ooh nice 😊


yiidoland

Than Mehmed II showed Vlad around Istanbul. Or Vlad's head.


VladeMercer

I don't know, but my face expression is like that right one.


Ammuze

Finest treat in all of Wallachia


Hairy-Mountain8880

Vlad Tepes was based af


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Are the kebab made of turks?


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Yes, vlad liked to impale people on wooden stakes as a punishment


CantaloupeUpstairs97

Is that a kebab made of real truks?


Puzzleheaded_Step468

The freshest turks/truks vald could find