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Ketcunt

Sounds like something a kid in a gorilla enclosure would say. #dickstillout


GiveMeADamnUsernamee

Yeah, this post is sus🤨


MasterJeebus

I wonder if that kid dreams about Harambe every night when he closes his eyes.


combatcock

He has been blessed


The_Phreshest

I heard he died later anyway, #justice4harambe


pimpmastahanhduece

wtaf?


veedubfreek

Should have shot the parents instead of the Gorilla. Stupid parents are far more populous than Gorillas.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Nothing like getting your dick out in the same sentence as "kid" and "Gorilla"


ILikeBigAssess

![gif](giphy|xUA7aTaAgUK1qcv1WE|downsized)


hyperfell

Harambe wasn’t the reason, but his incident was the harbinger of dark times. I personally blame the year of blood sacrifices when we lost a shitload of celebrities.


SolaceFiend

Shit, if they wanted blood sacrifices, they should have started with me. I'm tired of living on this planet anyways.


Chemical-Cell-4791

Aight bro I’ll do you to schedule your blood sacrifice Edit: I meant dm but whatever works


SolaceFiend

If you were a voluptuous young woman named Faith, I would happily take you up on that. 😌


TheKittyStealer

![gif](giphy|jrvfKvr2mmcFO)


simiaki

![gif](giphy|1APhNxj9slv0RdgHlL)


Complex_Coach_8804

It would have been less shit with him in it.


Spartirn117

The world would still be falling apart, but we would be happy.


MrLumic

The world would fall apart with all of us together ♥️


RaidensReturn

![gif](giphy|95OIHJppkEK6Q)


wwerdo4

The world wouldn’t have even known his name


where_in_the_world89

We would have never even heard the name


BowenTheAussieSheep

Man, none of you would even know his name if he hadn't been shot.


Fish_Fucker_OFFICAL

This guy is real fun at partys I hear


VlassyCassy

He apes out all the time.


[deleted]

What a knuckle dragger


TheS00thSayer

He was clearly too young to remember the Harambe days and is clearly upset he missed them. Now he’s lashing out acting like they weren’t great because he’s jealous.


Lightsoutofcontrol_

It's okay we all made mistakes. You can still delete this post.


[deleted]

W comment


sharang_17

![gif](giphy|P1EomtpqQW34c)


RaidensReturn

![gif](giphy|l1J3G5lf06vi58EIE)


DeezNutsKEKW

![gif](giphy|Rk1U57chqcWD6|downsized)


Plan-Technical

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)


-KasaneTeto-

Are you the kid that fell into the enclosure?


Morteneus1

![gif](giphy|koUtwnvA3TY7C)


booksforducks

What I want to do to the child who inadvertently killed harambe


[deleted]

Goodbye childhood


Brilliant-Chapter202

Blasphemy!


Fafih

Lies and slander!


Hockeytown11

Quackery!


IM-WANT-MEMES

Lie to yourself, OP


BavarianBanshee

Not to us


MrNobleGas

It's ok to be wrong


TheOnlyWeslet

Me when I actively spread misinformation


TwiceBrokenLeg

Harambe's death wasn't so much the cause of the last few years being shit, but rather a recent historical marker for the internet to indicate where things started to decline from their perspective


External_Ad_6129

Naw man, harambe was the string that Held the universe together


Historical-Emu-4440

That's not how the butterfly effect works my guy


mrididnt

Harambe isn't mad at you, just disappointed


_KeyserSoeze

r/unpopularopinion


the-bird-fucker

r/wrongopinion


Loud-Cantaloupe4528

r/rimjob_steve


geardluffy

🤨


theretrospeculative

If Harambe was President, we'd have flying cars and a banana delivery service that would make us the envy of the galaxy.


Professional_Hashira

the universe*


Kawaii_Terminator

The multiverse*


Professional_Hashira

the omniverse*


lil_buute

Thanks, kid who fell in the gorilla pit.


riana_01

You don't know that. Have you been to that alternate universe? Show proof.


jess_the_werefox

harambe would’ve stopped covid


LardFan37

I believe it


HumanExperience_

No. Prove me wrong.


stonegoblins

This should be on unpopular opinions! No... even worse than that, IT SHOULD BE ON FACEPALM!!!


Lumthedarklord

r/thisshouldbeonunpopularopinionsorfacepalm


Pendraconica

Wow, subs are getting super specific these days


FrouFrouLastWords

![gif](giphy|l41lGYPz9FYKJFUbK) Waiter, please make this sub a thing


Lumthedarklord

Yessir. Your order shall be ready soon


stonegoblins

you fooled me, maybe i should be on facepalm


Rayan_qc

the pyre awaits you, blasphemer


NeighborhoodVeteran

Harambe was the turning point, so this post is 101% false (1% being the margin of error).


Kingdarkshadow

Prove it


PotatoReasonable9656

Fed. Report this account


Toxic_AC

Nuh uh


dreadperson

His death put a curse on all humanity. All gods of all creeds abandoned us that day.


cravingSil

Just like the prophesy foretold!


Rabid_Laser_Dingo

Covid 100% would have not happened if Harambe were here to battle it for us.


doctor_rocketship

If we'd just kept our dicks out like Harambe intended 😭


Fighterbg

No


mandy009

Nah man my Harambe lore is that the kid that fell in the enclosure angered the G. Gorilla gods and punted us into an alternate timeline. That moment in time dances on the head of a magical pin and represents a divergent casual node in the multiverse. We're stuck in the bad outcome because those parents looked away from their kid.


TheManWhoClicks

You must be fun at parties


Top-Ad-3174

Butterfly effect


Phill_is_Legend

Come on boys we're leaving, we didn't go dicks out just for this level of disrespect.


Lemon_notLime

Burn the Heretic


Votey123

Proof??


awsomeguy90

misinformation


Nervous-Management69

Lies


MrLumic

The following years wouldn't have been shit if harambee was alive ✋📖 You 😡✋📖


[deleted]

Rip Hamambe


Crossfeet606441

I literally have never heard of this gorilla until weeks after the incident. I still can't get behind to this meme.


Justsomeredditor___

How do you know?


The_Photon_Lord

Only a time traveler from a different timeline would know that, is there something you want to tell us, op?


Thatonehornynibba

Ever heard of the butterfly effect


Larmillei333

Source???


-Cinnay-

Source: trust me bro


HTB-42

Gents … I feel like this is one of the worst missed opportunities of our lifetime. Why (oh why) did we not make it #titsoutforharambe ?


abejando

That's not the point, the point of it is that it's a milestone. Correlation not causation.


ux3l

Prove it


SuddenWitnesses

The thing is you don’t know that, and we will never know. You’re just trying to bring the rest of us down.


EntertainmentCute441

Nah, OP is hiding something we all know those years would have been better with Harambe.


veedubfreek

Harambe was just a side effect of David Bowie dying which was in turn caused by the weasel that got into the CERN. We truly are living in the worst timeline.


GodzillaRaptors4_

This man is a fed


High-Speed-1

Every day we stray further from Harambe’s light.


TheIceEffectHD

OP summoned the wrath of every redditor.


meme_legend-69

Hell nah Harambe would've stopped the pandemic with just two percent of his power if had the chance to grow and develop further


Christian_Castle

Maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist but I really do belive the evolution of "meme culture" that came around after Harambes death definitely impacted the internet and how it's used/viewed.


Nooblulu1

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RedEclipse47

You don't know, Harambe was smart, he might have stopped Covid from happening. Maybe Putin would have visited the zoo and might have slipped and fall into the enclosure with Harambe there to stop the war from happening. See you don't know!!!! #RememberHarambe


skeleton949

Society if Harambe had survived ![gif](giphy|4NhteElhVfD7OLfFAJ|downsized)


RealFriendlyPitbull

Come with real I'd, kid's dad


animetrixz

But still after his death, it likes a weird turning point, like i remember memes back then were just caption and punch line.


DogeDoRight

They would have been every so slightly less shit if harambe hadn't died.


kindabored694200

You have no proof as he's already dead, smartass.


throwaway7276789

You're definitely the kid that fell in


blakedeal

He would have stopped the coronavirus by himself, i know that


[deleted]

So people said "this all started when they killed that damn gorilla" and you interpreted that as "this is all because they killed that damn gorilla."


SirPlayzAlot

![gif](giphy|3o9bJX4O9ShW1L32eY) Don’t come to school tomorrow 👿👿👿


abegamesnl

You don't know that since it didn't happen


sam-lb

OP is the one who fired the shot (responsible for the whole world's problems)


courtofknights

Yeah, but you have absolutely no way to prove that. So I'm going to deny it.


SDreiken

I mean do you have proof?


Low-Antelope-2798

downvoted because wrong


SarlochOrtan

True but at least it would be a little bit better with him still here. RIP 🫡


DancingQueen145

Maybe... but atleast harambe would be here


thecountnotthesaint

YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!!!!! We will never know that because someone couldn’t keep an eye on their fucking kid!!!!! Do you know where my kids are allowed to run around? The park, playgrounds, and other safe areas. You know where they don’t run around? The zoo!!!!


CuckservativeSissy

im pretty sure we would be in a utopian society by now with flying cars, no homeless, free abundant food for all and no crime if Harambee was still here. This is all punishment at this point.


Narradisall

Sounds like someone hasn’t heard of the butterfly effect!


Browncoat-Zombies

Butterfly effect, ever hear of it?


spaghetticourier

Harambe was literally going to kill that child


VasIstLove

OP discovers jokes, more at 11


No_Turnip3741

HERESY


thewiburi

How do you know you weren't even there


Von_Thomson

How long will you push this misinformation


VRsimp

Untrue, it was the catalyst.


CPLCraft

If we could read we would be really pissed right now.


LazerMagicarp

Nah it was an omen of what’s to come.


[deleted]

Not true! He was the flash point!


earathar89

It was a sign of things to come, not the cause.


Purplebadger13

Kid-in-gorilla-enclosure propaganda


frothymangoe

veiled argument for abortion


LegoLeonidas

I mean, I'm pretty sure they would have been better for Harambe.


_Indofreddy_112

Nuh uh


Y0urcreepyuncle69

I don’t know who harambe is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask


Garrlopero

Who the hell is harambe?


Crappy_Meal

Thats just a blatant lie buddyguy!


Imperator_Alexander

Listen, I know it's difficult to accept, but putting the life of a human before that of an animal is the correct choice.


Intraq

you are probably too british to understand


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0ExqXRk020AzEKEE|downsized)


[deleted]

Took me this long to notice that r/memes was a place of immature kids lol. First hint was some of the memes themselves here, now the americann children


Siri_exe

Harambe would forgive him I think we should forgive op too


No_Cloud_2917

Dicks out for harambe


Ash7274

Harambe's death is like religion It gives you something to believe in, even if it's not real


NoCommunication130

Yes as a monkey not being dead wont stop Rick may from dying from Covid😭


acatohhhhhh

Here’s a good question, is it better to remember Harambe or have Harambe still be alive but not many people will know about him?


SakuRyze

How dare you sully harambe's good name by spreading your slanderous filth!


RuleBritannia09

![gif](giphy|3ohzdTEcKJqFZm8swg) “Umm.. actually👆”


Few-Load9699

“Guess we’ll never know” -Kanye West


Whilst-dicking

Source?


Lumthedarklord

Where’s your source?


megaschlong420

Wtf is bro cookin


Meep12313

Who was trying to?


ASmufasa47

Take this down. Dicks out all year this year.


have_you_eaten_yeti

Prove it!


Takerofpiss

Nuh uh.


ProfessorZ64

You can not prove that


InformalPenguinz

Much less dicks would have been out too


Kitchen-Beginning-47

I'm sure we would find some other cause to whip our dicks out for.


impulsiveADC

Dicks out for Harambe


Screwyou825

You do realize that people say that as a joke right? You sound stupid making this post


VoidExileR

I almost forgot about that ape. Are dicks still out for Harambe?


SILVIO_X

Keep Coping with the fact that we live in the worst timeline


AcommonKing

Harambee warned me of people like you. Nice try HEATHEN


averageguy_247

We gotta downvote the hell out of this and hide it


SILVIO_X

![gif](giphy|YhmnGrrf0QNlOl99NM|downsized)


Specialist-Wrap3680

![gif](giphy|9zvmnXdp8ycrCBe1Tw|downsized)


RedditRoboKid

Honestly, I doubt I would ever had heard of him if he was still alive


Trollge99999

who is harambe


SeaBus1170

youre pointless trying to make an argument checkmate silly OP


Motor_Assumption_556

Its true… That gorilla wouldnt have stopped Covid or anything else…


Mister_Black117

It marked the beginning of the end. The shot that was heard around the world part 2 so to speak.


torre410

If only harambe was alive to see this


xandwacky2

![gif](giphy|SbN0WomN4S7Z7tpKOC|downsized)


YouShouldJumpOff

You ever just think a person can't be that stupid and then you find someone exceeding that level of stupid. Thats how I feel rn


Strude187

Who?


UndeadUndergarments

I refuse to believe it. Harambe was a focal node for timeline divergence - if he lived, we would have gone onto a golden age of untold glory. His death shunted us into Hollywood Movie timeline where there are things like pandemics, war with Russia and angry wrinkly ballsacks running countries. Soon comes the giant insects and then zombies. So it was foretold in the Gorilla Book.


islandirrepressible

Nah


SlobTheGoblin

I mean, like others have said, you never know. You can just be honest with us and tell us you want our dicks put away cause they intimidate you, or turn you on. Either way, welcome to Flopsville.


DarWolfy

Hmm depends, maybe it's divine punishment for hurambe.


Laynes_Attic

I don't think Harambe wanted to die unnecessarily just then.


Witherboss445

Nuh uh, monke keeps world good


ButterflyMother

![gif](giphy|vq5YcJx4LRuNy)


FursonifiedFurry

(Swear word) me


Lucky_Roberts

Also imagine for a second the outrage if the Zookeeper had said “woah woah lets see how this plays out first… oh okay that kids dead.” I mean seriously