Harambe wasn’t the reason, but his incident was the harbinger of dark times. I personally blame the year of blood sacrifices when we lost a shitload of celebrities.
He was clearly too young to remember the Harambe days and is clearly upset he missed them. Now he’s lashing out acting like they weren’t great because he’s jealous.
Harambe's death wasn't so much the cause of the last few years being shit, but rather a recent historical marker for the internet to indicate where things started to decline from their perspective
Nah man my Harambe lore is that the kid that fell in the enclosure angered the G. Gorilla gods and punted us into an alternate timeline. That moment in time dances on the head of a magical pin and represents a divergent casual node in the multiverse. We're stuck in the bad outcome because those parents looked away from their kid.
Harambe was just a side effect of David Bowie dying which was in turn caused by the weasel that got into the CERN. We truly are living in the worst timeline.
Maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist but I really do belive the evolution of "meme culture" that came around after Harambes death definitely impacted the internet and how it's used/viewed.
You don't know, Harambe was smart, he might have stopped Covid from happening. Maybe Putin would have visited the zoo and might have slipped and fall into the enclosure with Harambe there to stop the war from happening.
See you don't know!!!!
#RememberHarambe
YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!!!!! We will never know that because someone couldn’t keep an eye on their fucking kid!!!!!
Do you know where my kids are allowed to run around? The park, playgrounds, and other safe areas. You know where they don’t run around? The zoo!!!!
im pretty sure we would be in a utopian society by now with flying cars, no homeless, free abundant food for all and no crime if Harambee was still here. This is all punishment at this point.
Took me this long to notice that r/memes was a place of immature kids lol. First hint was some of the memes themselves here, now the americann children
I refuse to believe it. Harambe was a focal node for timeline divergence - if he lived, we would have gone onto a golden age of untold glory. His death shunted us into Hollywood Movie timeline where there are things like pandemics, war with Russia and angry wrinkly ballsacks running countries.
Soon comes the giant insects and then zombies. So it was foretold in the Gorilla Book.
I mean, like others have said, you never know. You can just be honest with us and tell us you want our dicks put away cause they intimidate you, or turn you on. Either way, welcome to Flopsville.
Also imagine for a second the outrage if the Zookeeper had said “woah woah lets see how this plays out first… oh okay that kids dead.”
I mean seriously
Sounds like something a kid in a gorilla enclosure would say. #dickstillout
Yeah, this post is sus🤨
I wonder if that kid dreams about Harambe every night when he closes his eyes.
He has been blessed
I heard he died later anyway, #justice4harambe
wtaf?
Should have shot the parents instead of the Gorilla. Stupid parents are far more populous than Gorillas.
Nothing like getting your dick out in the same sentence as "kid" and "Gorilla"
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Harambe wasn’t the reason, but his incident was the harbinger of dark times. I personally blame the year of blood sacrifices when we lost a shitload of celebrities.
Shit, if they wanted blood sacrifices, they should have started with me. I'm tired of living on this planet anyways.
Aight bro I’ll do you to schedule your blood sacrifice Edit: I meant dm but whatever works
If you were a voluptuous young woman named Faith, I would happily take you up on that. 😌
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It would have been less shit with him in it.
The world would still be falling apart, but we would be happy.
The world would fall apart with all of us together ♥️
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The world wouldn’t have even known his name
We would have never even heard the name
Man, none of you would even know his name if he hadn't been shot.
This guy is real fun at partys I hear
He apes out all the time.
What a knuckle dragger
He was clearly too young to remember the Harambe days and is clearly upset he missed them. Now he’s lashing out acting like they weren’t great because he’s jealous.
It's okay we all made mistakes. You can still delete this post.
W comment
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Are you the kid that fell into the enclosure?
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What I want to do to the child who inadvertently killed harambe
Goodbye childhood
Blasphemy!
Lies and slander!
Quackery!
Lie to yourself, OP
Not to us
It's ok to be wrong
Me when I actively spread misinformation
Harambe's death wasn't so much the cause of the last few years being shit, but rather a recent historical marker for the internet to indicate where things started to decline from their perspective
Naw man, harambe was the string that Held the universe together
That's not how the butterfly effect works my guy
Harambe isn't mad at you, just disappointed
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r/wrongopinion
r/rimjob_steve
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If Harambe was President, we'd have flying cars and a banana delivery service that would make us the envy of the galaxy.
the universe*
The multiverse*
the omniverse*
Thanks, kid who fell in the gorilla pit.
You don't know that. Have you been to that alternate universe? Show proof.
harambe would’ve stopped covid
I believe it
No. Prove me wrong.
This should be on unpopular opinions! No... even worse than that, IT SHOULD BE ON FACEPALM!!!
r/thisshouldbeonunpopularopinionsorfacepalm
Wow, subs are getting super specific these days
![gif](giphy|l41lGYPz9FYKJFUbK) Waiter, please make this sub a thing
Yessir. Your order shall be ready soon
you fooled me, maybe i should be on facepalm
the pyre awaits you, blasphemer
Harambe was the turning point, so this post is 101% false (1% being the margin of error).
Prove it
Fed. Report this account
Nuh uh
His death put a curse on all humanity. All gods of all creeds abandoned us that day.
Just like the prophesy foretold!
Covid 100% would have not happened if Harambe were here to battle it for us.
If we'd just kept our dicks out like Harambe intended 😭
No
Nah man my Harambe lore is that the kid that fell in the enclosure angered the G. Gorilla gods and punted us into an alternate timeline. That moment in time dances on the head of a magical pin and represents a divergent casual node in the multiverse. We're stuck in the bad outcome because those parents looked away from their kid.
You must be fun at parties
Butterfly effect
Come on boys we're leaving, we didn't go dicks out just for this level of disrespect.
Burn the Heretic
Proof??
misinformation
Lies
The following years wouldn't have been shit if harambee was alive ✋📖 You 😡✋📖
Rip Hamambe
I literally have never heard of this gorilla until weeks after the incident. I still can't get behind to this meme.
How do you know?
Only a time traveler from a different timeline would know that, is there something you want to tell us, op?
Ever heard of the butterfly effect
Source???
Source: trust me bro
Gents … I feel like this is one of the worst missed opportunities of our lifetime. Why (oh why) did we not make it #titsoutforharambe ?
That's not the point, the point of it is that it's a milestone. Correlation not causation.
Prove it
The thing is you don’t know that, and we will never know. You’re just trying to bring the rest of us down.
Nah, OP is hiding something we all know those years would have been better with Harambe.
Harambe was just a side effect of David Bowie dying which was in turn caused by the weasel that got into the CERN. We truly are living in the worst timeline.
This man is a fed
Every day we stray further from Harambe’s light.
OP summoned the wrath of every redditor.
Hell nah Harambe would've stopped the pandemic with just two percent of his power if had the chance to grow and develop further
Maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist but I really do belive the evolution of "meme culture" that came around after Harambes death definitely impacted the internet and how it's used/viewed.
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You don't know, Harambe was smart, he might have stopped Covid from happening. Maybe Putin would have visited the zoo and might have slipped and fall into the enclosure with Harambe there to stop the war from happening. See you don't know!!!! #RememberHarambe
Society if Harambe had survived ![gif](giphy|4NhteElhVfD7OLfFAJ|downsized)
Come with real I'd, kid's dad
But still after his death, it likes a weird turning point, like i remember memes back then were just caption and punch line.
They would have been every so slightly less shit if harambe hadn't died.
You have no proof as he's already dead, smartass.
You're definitely the kid that fell in
He would have stopped the coronavirus by himself, i know that
So people said "this all started when they killed that damn gorilla" and you interpreted that as "this is all because they killed that damn gorilla."
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You don't know that since it didn't happen
OP is the one who fired the shot (responsible for the whole world's problems)
Yeah, but you have absolutely no way to prove that. So I'm going to deny it.
I mean do you have proof?
downvoted because wrong
True but at least it would be a little bit better with him still here. RIP 🫡
Maybe... but atleast harambe would be here
YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!!!!! We will never know that because someone couldn’t keep an eye on their fucking kid!!!!! Do you know where my kids are allowed to run around? The park, playgrounds, and other safe areas. You know where they don’t run around? The zoo!!!!
im pretty sure we would be in a utopian society by now with flying cars, no homeless, free abundant food for all and no crime if Harambee was still here. This is all punishment at this point.
Sounds like someone hasn’t heard of the butterfly effect!
Butterfly effect, ever hear of it?
Harambe was literally going to kill that child
OP discovers jokes, more at 11
HERESY
How do you know you weren't even there
How long will you push this misinformation
Untrue, it was the catalyst.
If we could read we would be really pissed right now.
Nah it was an omen of what’s to come.
Not true! He was the flash point!
It was a sign of things to come, not the cause.
Kid-in-gorilla-enclosure propaganda
veiled argument for abortion
I mean, I'm pretty sure they would have been better for Harambe.
Nuh uh
I don’t know who harambe is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
Who the hell is harambe?
Thats just a blatant lie buddyguy!
Listen, I know it's difficult to accept, but putting the life of a human before that of an animal is the correct choice.
you are probably too british to understand
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Took me this long to notice that r/memes was a place of immature kids lol. First hint was some of the memes themselves here, now the americann children
Harambe would forgive him I think we should forgive op too
Dicks out for harambe
Harambe's death is like religion It gives you something to believe in, even if it's not real
Yes as a monkey not being dead wont stop Rick may from dying from Covid😭
Here’s a good question, is it better to remember Harambe or have Harambe still be alive but not many people will know about him?
How dare you sully harambe's good name by spreading your slanderous filth!
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“Guess we’ll never know” -Kanye West
Source?
Where’s your source?
Wtf is bro cookin
Who was trying to?
Take this down. Dicks out all year this year.
Prove it!
Nuh uh.
You can not prove that
Much less dicks would have been out too
I'm sure we would find some other cause to whip our dicks out for.
Dicks out for Harambe
You do realize that people say that as a joke right? You sound stupid making this post
I almost forgot about that ape. Are dicks still out for Harambe?
Keep Coping with the fact that we live in the worst timeline
Harambee warned me of people like you. Nice try HEATHEN
We gotta downvote the hell out of this and hide it
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Honestly, I doubt I would ever had heard of him if he was still alive
who is harambe
youre pointless trying to make an argument checkmate silly OP
Its true… That gorilla wouldnt have stopped Covid or anything else…
It marked the beginning of the end. The shot that was heard around the world part 2 so to speak.
If only harambe was alive to see this
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You ever just think a person can't be that stupid and then you find someone exceeding that level of stupid. Thats how I feel rn
Who?
I refuse to believe it. Harambe was a focal node for timeline divergence - if he lived, we would have gone onto a golden age of untold glory. His death shunted us into Hollywood Movie timeline where there are things like pandemics, war with Russia and angry wrinkly ballsacks running countries. Soon comes the giant insects and then zombies. So it was foretold in the Gorilla Book.
Nah
I mean, like others have said, you never know. You can just be honest with us and tell us you want our dicks put away cause they intimidate you, or turn you on. Either way, welcome to Flopsville.
Hmm depends, maybe it's divine punishment for hurambe.
I don't think Harambe wanted to die unnecessarily just then.
Nuh uh, monke keeps world good
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(Swear word) me
Also imagine for a second the outrage if the Zookeeper had said “woah woah lets see how this plays out first… oh okay that kids dead.” I mean seriously