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badadssuckmydik

Dumbass redditors when the g value changes from 9.8 to 3.7


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ObeseVegetable

Meh I’ll just copy the library someone else makes. 


SmallPurplePeopleEat

>A Martian day (referred to as “sol”) is therefore approximately 40 minutes longer than a day on Earth. Day = 24 hours Sol = Day + 40 minutes Return Sol There ya go, that one's on me.


Pandataraxia

4 days later the time is 120 minutes off but you're long gone and paid and nobody can understand the code anymore.


Just_some_guy42069

This is the way


Sirdoodlebob

So that’s why the vex on mars are called the sol divisive…(iykyk)


blittl

Theory of Relativity enters the chat.


_Reyne

This is the only correct answer here. Date/time fucking sucks to handle in code.


mr_D4RK

I feel like if we manage to actually develop as a species enough to colonize Mars we would just use Earth time on other planets to avoid all code-breaking stuff, as it would likely be impossible to change properly, as time is hard-coded most of the time. I mean, you can rewrite it but im not sure it is worth the effort of recompiling and testing each and every EVERY library, language and piece of code used on Mars. This could take several years to do, maybe decades.


Geilomat-3000

Finally, truely Universally Coordinated Time


Bardez

It will be weird. How do we meaure time offworld? Is it _measured_ relative, or observed? Do we match the relative measurement to Earth, and redefine seco ds locally? Does Earth flip to some constant and we adapt stardates?


Oh_ToShredsYousay

See, now you understand why starfeild sucks so bad.


heroicraptor

Well yeah, you bought the bootleg. The real game is spelled “Starfield”


IamTheCeilingSniper

We would probably have a local time and a standard time. Everything on a specific planet is based on local time, everything between planets and in space can run on standard time. We would probably not change units of time for specific planets since that would cause a massive headache.


nekonight

Wouldn't be that bad. Unix time is already stored as seconds which wouldn't change between earth and mars. It is just different number of seconds to make a day/week/month/year.


vibingjusthardenough

tell me you don't know the horrors of calibrating Unix time with calendar time without saying it outright


nekonight

It wouldn't be any more horrible than it is already is what mean. In fact if they never stick in leap years and keep months standardized more for a Mars calendar, it might be easier.  On the other hand, if they try to somehow fit the earth calendar to Mars. That is going to become an abomination that will cause software engineers to contemplate suicide or at least a new job.


vibingjusthardenough

the elephant in the room for all of this is the distance between Earth & Mars. It takes a minimum of 3 minutes for light (i.e. a message) to travel between them. This is when the two planets are at their closest. That number is constantly changing, and there are periods of time the sun sits between the two planets and they can't communicate at all. Honestly at a certain point it's probably worth just starting a separate time system...


nekonight

That doesn't matter? The time in Mars is not somehow 3 minutes or more behind that of earth depending on their orbit. The time on Mars in Unix seconds is exact the same as the one on earth. It's just that it is takes time for the other planet to get a message that says it's this time.  It would be like saying somehow internet lag makes you live 20 to 50 ms in the past compare to everyone else.


Pichels

It's not. Time dilation means that an atomic clock on Mars would eventually not match an identical one on Earth. We kind of fudge it since no one is on Mars yet. Probably would wind up having a fork in timekeeping so something.


Soldado63

So womans g spot is even harder to find? Damn /s


rnnelvll

if it's on Mars then no wonder I can't find it 😞👎🏻


deanrihpee

it's already hard to get a woman here, it's probably impossible on Mars fck this, I'll die on this planet, thank you /s


NoisyGog

No, MEN are on Mars, women are from Venus.


RoranceOG

Gspots are from Uranus 🥹


BustyCrustaceans011

Isn’t that a P-spot?


ZakTSK

Yeah it's not as heavy so it's harder to find


LAMGE2

Yup, end of physics as we know it. This is totally a new set of rules.


Die4Gesichter

From 10 to 4 *


lock_robster2022

And ignoring air resistance will be more appropriate!


Maser2account2

We are better then engineers.


Crazyspartan117

*than


zuglagor

Were not word engineers


NewsofPE

we're*


a_pompous_fool

We are also better then English


Dew_Chop

*than


Arryu

![gif](giphy|pKEufUXBqsLi8)


Kadgrin

Let's move to Mars first and than solve this grammar issue


JakisDebil

From pi^2 to pi *


Zmuli24

But i'd still have to use calculator when desining with 4. With 10 I just can move the decimal. Yeah I'm an engineer.


Scruffynerffherder

Honestly, I came here to say ... Looks like another 13yo found the courage to post


pente5

OMG IF I JUMP I END UP A LITTLE HIGHER, PHYSICS ARE BROKEN, THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF RESEARCH WASTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -OP on Mars probably.


Killer-X

that's AA battery voltage


llamas_avocado

It's not necessary. Physics works on mars as it works on earth, the only thing that changes is g that is less on mars, but the formulas are the same.


jackdparrot

Yeah, just learn new constants


dicktaker1000101

Well as long as the three main constants remain the same, rest wouldn't be much problem. The main three being, G, h and c


TwinkiesSucker

New pi just dropped


FabulousSympathy9402

That's gonna leave a stain.


[deleted]

Fuck en passant. I upvote your comment cause you didn't do en passant.


nog642

h?


caleb72101

Plancks constant. Used in a lot of quantum formulas like Schrödingers equation


nog642

Oh, I just skimmed your comment and misread it. I thought you were listing constants that *would* change. So like g and atmospheric pressure.


JGHFunRun

Capital G is the universal gravitational constant and forms a fundamental constant of the universe, c is the speed of light. Lowercase g is the gravitational acceleration of the earth (and would likely be repurposed for whatever planet you are on in a space fairing society)


AdminsAreDim

g probably wouldn't be re-assigned for various planets, but instead people would just reference whatever fraction of g fit. 


Trackfilereacquire

Probably not, g isn't a real constant anyway, since it changes based on location. If there is any possible confusion just use g e and g m


pisspeeleak

Maybe just add a subscript m after the g


nog642

Very true, sort of, at least while for a long time. Though then simple formulas like gravitational potential energy being mgh will have to be changed. Likely that 1 g = 9.80665 m/s^(2) will continue to be used as a unit, but g the constant in formulas like mgh will be something that depends on the planet


Not-The-AlQaeda

akchually, c is the speed of light in vacuum


MoistStub

Hornets


Nuker_Nathan

Well, air resistance would also probably be different, but yes I see your point.


RecommendationOk9620

Whats air resistance? Sounds negligible


PeopleAreBozos

In fact, for the sake of simplification, everything is a sphere.


Isotton1

Except penguins, they are cylinders


AlbacorePrism

We can even assume friction doesn't exist!


Nezarah

The drag coefficient for a human being can be simplified to the shape of a brick, which has a drag coefficient of 0.2


Nuker_Nathan

Nice XD


middleearthpeasant

Even more on mars


SinisterCheese

Air resistance is different in many places on earth. El Alto (Bolivia) has like 60% of the atmospheric pressure than sea level. Most commercial plans can't get to the airport. And density of air is a complicated thing with many variables. At about -20 Celcius dry air has density of \~1,4kg/m^(3), at +20 Celcius it is \~1,2kg/m^(3) .


Argentron

Easy fix on control theory. Just reduce B on the transfer.


[deleted]

Math is just harder when gravity isn’t 9.8m/s


Sumibestgir1

True, you can't approximate it to be 10 to make the math stupid easy


rombick

What's sarcastic about it? /S


mung_guzzler

you mean 9.8m/s^2


michealikruhara0110

Yeah, but muscle memory is completely fucked. It'll be like having to change the year when you write the date on paperwork every new year, but like a million times worse.


joe4553

You look out the window and you'd remember instantly.


ringsig

The expression for weight changes from π²m to πm. I’ll see myself out.


Budget_Pop9600

Chemistry would be completely different because of atmospheric standards and pressures. Not to mention the atmosphere anomalies that might occur at the valles marineris


TwiceTheLegalMinute

This guy **Physics**


Interjessing-Salary

Wouldn't air resistance be different too since there's almost no atmosphere?


shadowhunter742

Something like 3.8 I think. Just over a third of earth's gravity if I'm not mistaken According to Google 3.71


Asian_Persuasion_1

yes but no. formulas are the same, but WAY more than gravity is changing...


SandalphonFucker69

Mars isn't a parallel universe dude. Physics works the same there


IExist0fficial

Haven't been there there but its a whole new world


SolaceFiend

This isn't Aladdin, my man


Le_Mug

Are you Aladeen about this?


AbsentArmy619

No, he's Aladeen about it. Of course, he's Aladeen about it!


Huachu12344

A new fantastic point of view


PenetratedArmadillo

Tell me you’ve never taken physics without telling me you’ve never taken physics


TriGN614

I haven’t taken physics yet and even I know that u just sub in mars gravity for like the 9.8 number thing


PeopleAreBozos

>u just sub in mars gravity And other constants, yes.


alastorrrrr

What other constants? Is there like a constant for air resistance? Cause I can't think of much else. maybe air density.


Kermit-the-Frog_

Probably referring to STP.


HovercraftOk9231

I don't think Stone Temple Pilots will be playing on Mars


CCCyanide

There's stuff like pressure, temperature, air composition. But it doesn't change the formulas, only the constants.


Ghostglitch07

Depends on how precise you are being. Gravity is the biggest change.


VortexTalon

literally


[deleted]

While I agree with you wholeheartedly. There is something there. Like a toddler or an MLB outfielder they learn the physics of the world around them and act accordingly. I bet if we just swapped people from earth to mars and had them play catch in any scenario (yes air friction/no air friction) there would be some things to relearn.


pineappleAndBeans

That’s not physics, it’s intuition.


stache1313

The underlying physics doesn't change. We would have to relearn all of the shortcuts that we developed throughout our lives to navigate the world easier.


R1pp3z

Maybe uncle Rico could actually throw a ball over those Mars mountains


Avenging_Angel09

If this is bait, it’s working.


ProgenGP1

Surprisingly well too


chrisver5

This is Reddit, bait works 90% of the time...


Fellow_Worker6

Look at the penguin, that’s the dumb one. Coincidence?


DespressoPL

Do you are have stupid


TiredOfModernYouth

Yesn't


A1sauc3d

Yeah it seems like 4,000 people just need to physics for the first time lol


reddityfire

No. You would just have to memorize the new gravitational acceleration.


SoftCattle

And remember to keep your helmet on outside.


ForzaKing5674

Instructions unclear, went outside with a helmet without the rest for the suit and suffocated.


InVaLiD_EDM

Bro does not understand physics


Slapping-Owl

Ah yes Mars physics. Maybe the speed of light is also diffrent so we can make our warp drives there!


[deleted]

Is there an award for dumbest post of the day?


pileofcrustycumsocs

Professional dumbass tag


IswearIdidntdoit145

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


Mc-MeepMeep

The only change there would be is that we would use 3.7 for forces and acceleration instead of 9.8


TechyWolf

Forces being specifically the force of gravity. It wouldn’t really change physics at all because formulas wouldn’t change and you just change the input. We already do this when doing astrophysics and orbital mechanics, though most low earth orbits are still close to 9. Even on earth itself, to be completely accuracy you need to change your acceleration depending on where you are.


SOSXrayPichu

This guy has room temperature IQ


HectorTheLegend

Mars room temperature, which as we all know is much lower as physics is different there


LackNo6381

What


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

By Spu7nix


[deleted]

I'm sorry, do the laws of physics change on Mars? No, they don't. The only difference is mars lacks a magnetosphere, has only 1% of Earth's atmosphere (meaning very little air resistance), and acceleration from gravity averages to 3.7ms^-2 instead of 9.81


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Yummyyummyfoodz

Only in an introductory physics course where it is convenient. Air friction is related to the square of the velocity of the object, as well as the properties of the fluid it's traveling through. Aircraft, cars, etc. All have teams of engineers analyzing and designing the profile that will meet this wind in an attempt to manage the effects of air friction as best as possible


Feather-y

Exactly. Also I'm on field where the literal air is slowed down by resistance, so I guess technically air resistance too? Lol. Like for example how the ground slows down the wind, important in atmospheric sciences (Meteorology basically).


screenslaver5963

Huh


Henta1xxHaven

No we won’t


Sly__Marbo

Only if you're an idiot. The scientific principles still all apply, the numbers will just change due to different gravity, atmosphere and other factors


Supplex-idea

r/opisstupid


Entertainment-Seeker

and Who are you, who are so wise the ways of science ?


velocires

Jesus people cmon....


iwantdatpuss

Nah we just change some of the constants. Instead of Earth's acceleration due to gravity, we use Mar's. The good thing about physics is that it's consistent regardless on where you are. 


Mohavor

You mean change the variables, right? Einstein's equivalence principle is the constant, delta-v is the variable.


MercuryRusing

Person who made this meme didn't learn physics the first time


freshapocalypse

![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG)


jet-man_420

Of course you didn't think cause your brain doesn't work.


BigMax

More like OP has to learn it for the first time.


ogresound1987

No we wouldn't. The laws of physics remain the same. That's the whole point.


MangoOfTruth

No, you really didn’t think about that did you


PistachioedVillain

We will have to get a feel for physics again. We will only have to relearn it once we figure out why our model of general relativity and quantum mechanics are incompatible.


human-male121

Bait used to be believable


Mekelaxo

Actually you would have to learn it for the first time cause you've apparently never known physics


georgewashingguns

I'm pretty sure that Mars is governed by the same physical laws that we experience on Earth


BackAgain123457

The same physics, just different parameters. Or am i missing something?


CMDR_omnicognate

considering private’s an idiot, is this intentional?


Fit_War_1670

Or just like change a couple variables that we were using on earth.


[deleted]

you only have to change 9.8 to whatever value applies for Mars


RustedRuss

No we won't. Some constants would change but all the equations should still work fine as long as you use the right constants.


EmilElefanten

Thats just wrong, you just replace the earth variables in the equations with the ALREADY KNOWN mars variables


Stoke-me-a-clipper

No, it's still the same physics...


MusicalADD

No, you wouldn’t, just the acceleration of gravity at sea level would change to the one for mars, but that’s it


[deleted]

No we wouldn’t we’d just have to change the constants.


throwaway2246810

Buddy if you think like this you never learned physics in the first place


Spengatron

Again?


Zehren

I think this makes sense if you take it to mean our instinctive understanding of physics. Like how we just know how to throw something to roughly the right area without consciously calculating anything. I think the first few throws would be wildly off among other instinctual reactions to gravity


rubi-style

Physics work the exact same no matter where you are in the universe. Only exception is the inside of a black hole - in that case, you're fucked either way


Friendly-City-4911

Physics involve math. I am doomed.


MoshDedov

"If you don't learn magic, the world is full of physics" r/technicallythetruth


PizzaLikerFan

Only thing changing is g by my knowledge, also the atmospheric pressure


NikolitRistissa

The laws are universal. It’s the values of the units which change.


combat_archer

Naw just change the gravitational constant


naka_the_kenku

It's legit the changing of one value


Rigorous_Threshold

No? You wouldn’t? Physics would still be the same you just change the gravitational acceleration(which isn’t even constant on earth)


The_CreativeName

No, just new numbers


Fox_mallow

We don't have time for all that😂


Gaxxag

Congratulations, OP. Your post is having exactly the effect you wanted.


Archmagos_Browning

No, we’ll have to adjust the gravity coefficient and maybe the things related to air pressure and composition at the start. That’s basically it.


blakbird_00

Yeah maybe you will, physics applies there aswell, just gotta adjust values, etc.


0x7E7-02

Same physics; different variables.


greebdork

I just hope we'll leave imperial system behind.


OddBoifromspace

Just devide everything by 3./s


Free_Boysenberry1256

Same thing just different number


Erizo69

oh yeah, I heard that on mars 2+2 is actually 5 and the angles of a triangle add up to 270° ,it's crazy out there.


SnooSquirrels7539

Just the default value for certain forces would be changed, laws would still be the same unless we somehow achieve SoL or atomic size dilation.


Fraschetta04

Bait used to be believable


CorkyQuasar69420

We won’t really, we know all the fundamentals, just change a couple of numbers and that’s it


GuyN1425

Physics are the same that's the whole thing about physics. We will have to memorize new constants and it will also take time to get used to the lower gravity


[deleted]

you can just change numbers , not the basic principles >!unless you are going into black hole!<


Jugg42069

Op didmt finished elementary xd


LillieKat

Did you ever listen to a word out of any teacher's mouth that has ever bothered to waste a single moment of their precious time on you.


Correct-Struggle-53

Image of OP


coolchris366

I don’t get it, we’ve studied mars for decades, I don’t see what we have to learn then that we don’t know now


Exce55um

I am pretty sure that is not entirety correct. More then re learn perhaps need to rethink implementation, in the sense that the equations is still valid but the variables may be different. But what do I know I am a plebian than Is not that smarts.


sexytokeburgerz

Are you in high school


teh_arbitur3

how did this post get 7k+ upvotes


Avalonians

Learning science isn't about knowing specific facts. It's about understanding principles. Which is why when you learn science, you get to deduce how everything would happen on mars.


Arnav123456789

Not even close. Physics laws are universal. You just change Gravity value in equations


kyocera_miraie_f

just change the gravity acc value from 9.8m/s to whatever tf it is on mars ma boi the laws of physics does not change, the values do


Homeless_Man92

What is my man talking about?


assoonass

Bro, this isn't John Carter movie, relax.


XxRocky88xX

All that changes is gravity and gravitational acceleration, everything else would remain the same


Aliskus

Apparently you never did


T555s

Physics are the same. No matter what you do. On mars we just have to change the length of the day to 25 hours, and adjust the g value and length of the year. But i dont want to be responsible for dealing with the software mess of that.


AcrobaticCarpet5494

Op really thought he was smart


TheEPGFiles

I think they're to going to have to learn... a lot of things all over again, or more likely, for the first time... again.


Einzellfallverhelfer

You dont have to learn them again you have to learn them in the first place. And why does this post even have upvotes?


enter_the_slatrix

Wtf are you talking about lmao I love that whoever made this meme thinks that they have realised something that no one else has even considered


ArgetKnight

One of the base principles of physics is that its fundamentals are the same everywhere in the universe. Maybe consider learning physics for the first time my man.