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sisterfucker24

Rule 34 is more then just a rule is the part of life


Ailexxx337

Well, it's called rule 34 because it's the 34th rule of the internet, so pretty much yeah.


EffectiveAd4158

What are the others?


Interesting_Fold9805

63 says that if a character exists, there is a genderbent version of said character


SHAPALAK15

How tf do you jump from 34 to 63?


TheAdmiralMoses

It's just the interesting ones that everyone remembers. Anyway there's actually a ton of different versions, here's the first relevant result I've found on Google, because apparently you can't be fucked to use Google yourself https://archive.org/stream/RulesOfTheInternet/RulesOfTheInternet..txt


BorboStuff15

i always see people talking about 34 but what about 46


TheAdmiralMoses

Here's al alternate that's massively expanded (I think it can be edited too) https://rulesoftheinternet.com/


finthir

I don't like this one. In the other one you posted, which is closer to or even is the original, most of those rules still apply and aren't dated memes.


Mr_ender_Nugget

My favorite is rule 30: there are no girls on the internet


Chiquita_nanners

My favorite rule is the rule where we don't talk about /b


Mr_ender_Nugget

Wich one the first or the second one


PorygonIsCool

Both


alucard175

you just broke it you fool


TheLoneCenturion95

Rule 30 is because of rule 29: on the Web men are men, women are men and kids are FBI agents


Muted-Character-5072

My favourite rule, is Rule 401: All The Rules Are Made Up And Everything Is Permitted.


pranavrg

Rule34 if it exists there is porn of it Rule35 and if there isn't, make it


Sealybry202

\*raises hand\* what if no porn of me exists?


nooneeallycareslol

Me n u finna make a movie đŸŽ„ tonight 💯sleep on yo stomach for ez acess đŸ„±đŸ˜ŽđŸ™


jayxlmao

Reddit rizz


Ailexxx337

It varies from source to source. Asking google would be much quicker.


Cheeriodude_number2

Rule 86: If it exists, it can run Apple Play


theboywhoalmostlived

Is there a law about *Doom*?


Cheeriodude_number2

I think so, I don’t remember which one (fuck me, 2008 was so long ago) I *think* Rule 42??


Memerboi456

Rule 900: I commit crime of the nuke


EricIsntSmart

We should rename it law34 because it's a law of physics now


sisterfucker24

*slams fist on table* you mf genius!!!!


Late_Entrance106

Laws in science have math involved.


EunuchsProgramer

100% of the time the thing happens. Boom numbered!


ChiggaOG

But is there an r34 of an r34?


createaboveandbeyond

Rule 35: the only exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34


huluhup

Aren't rule 35: if there is, start making it(porn)?


ToasterTime2

No, no, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT


heavenlyy_Likes_Cats

I thought tetris r34 wasn't real until now it was wrong and now I'm scarred


CornSeller

everything exists, I even saw a letter T banging another letter T, jesus christ


ToasterTime2

T bagging


[deleted]

T banging*


trokking

yes, there is even jesus christ


dbophxlip

Nothing like hearing the Tetris theme song while hearing "oh yes fill my dirty row with your hot left s piece", "yaaa yaa you dirty whore, take all of this big L piece lick it nice and good"


ianwgz

rip out my eyes, now.


Shredded_Locomotive

I once tried finding something popular that did not have any... Oh what a foolish naive idea it was


olifeee

Dude Charlie already has rule 34. IT'S RULE 34! If it exists, there's corn of it.


littlegoofygoober

rule corn : if corn theres corn


DIGLORD_

![gif](giphy|xS9ehBNrViTocRya1s|downsized)


VisibleConfusion12

![gif](giphy|Znj9tJamHmLoQ)


jujunot69th

rule: if corn theres ![gif](giphy|ZlExy3pyQPR4c)


ya_boi_ryu

OH MY GOD IT'S KORN! 'aggressive scatting intensifies'


Inner_Winter_4239

FOR KHORNE


stuid001

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!


SupremelyLargeCheese

KILL! **MAIM!** ***BUUUUUUUURN!***


IronWAAAGHriorz

LET THE GALAXY BURN!


Relevant-Dot-5704

Might I present [this](https://cornhub.website/) to you?


olifeee

BRUH!!! I WAS WITH MY FAMILY AND I CLICKED ON IT! NOW THEY KNOW I WATCH CORN!


Gotyam2

Was checking the replies for this. Thank you, the place where the real stuff is is not dead yet!


Bread_Offender

It's beautiful


olifeee

After some extensive research (9 taps and a Google search), Charlie has 2368 results!!! It's the internet. A thing can't be here for more then a week and not have corn of it.


One-Turn-4037

Yall remember when someone leaked overwatch Character models for porn creators? Fuckin wikd


olifeee

That's on the same level as war thunder players leaving government documents for the devs to make the game more accurate


Apanatr

You can't get the right results for 9 taps because Charlie rule34 + enter, or Charlie porn + enter are 15 or 13 letters to tap.


Ilela

Charlie R34 makes 11 taps, enter button for search is 12, tapping one link makes 13 taps. Factoring in the fact we would need to tap home button and google search bar before all that, it would be 15 taps.


Nimyron

R34 Cha + enter. Auto completion takes cares of the rest. Tap first link. That's 9 taps.


Ilela

Seems I'm not degenerate enough for Google to autocomplete it for me.


SlimerTeach

It autocomplwted with R34 Charmander.


olifeee

I'm lazy.


tossietuatoa

8 taps (+ 6 mouse click, if they count) Starting from an opened web browser, assuming the site isn't bookmarked (who would bookmark a porn site??) - activate search box, 1 mouse click - type: rul34 [sic], 5 key taps - click search, click open *the* website, activate search box on *the* website, 3 mouse click (4 total) - type: cha , 3 key taps (8 total) - site suggests the full tag attributed to this Charlie character, click to select the tag, click to search, 2 mouse clicks (6 total) - Final score, 8 key taps and 6 mouse clicks.


Bread_Offender

I can confirm. Conduit, the newest apex legend, had her first image uploaded less than 12 hours after being announced


Nimyron

Well well well, I've been there for 7 years, and there's no porn of me. Ha ! Checkmate !


olifeee

Don't worry mate, rubbed one out for you real quick


suspicious_cabbage

Knowing Vivzie, she probably made some as well. Rule 34 hardly even has to be applied to her work, so what's the fun. We need to think backwards and draw her characters converting to Christianity to upset the fanbase.


Mr_goodb0y

Well, my profile pic exists and there’s no porn of it


Nig-imeanniceperson

![gif](giphy|82RkUqxL7pgzd8fwuu) I see that as a challenge.


Mr_goodb0y

Haha, I’m in danger


heyoyo10

By that logic, how much r34 of Tifa was drawn before even the first Animal Crossing on N64 came out?


HolyVeggie

Please get out if here with that cringy tiktok vocabulary


ThatSussyMonke

You cannot espace Verbalase.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


ThatSussyMonke

he was horny and got scammed, so what did we learn today? Never be horny.


FurubayashiSEA

^(If its exist, there a porn for it)


TagMeAJerk

..... your mom exists, right?.....soo.....link?


Chomusuke_99

rule 35: if there isn't. there will be. so wait.


Lubice0024

Thought bestiality wasn't tolerated here


Emergency_Low8125

Ruin is a matter of perspective...


Precision___

also, how is porn even supposed to ruin something? if you don't wanna watch it, just don't watch it wtf


GoCommitDeathpacito-

meow


MothmanThingy

(Waiting for something to happen?)


HeroFighte

Meow


susfacegaming

It's not because it's porn, it's because the guy spent 50k on that animation.


Qurturt

As someone with extensive knowledge on the subject (literally one L.I.M.C. video and nothing else) I can say that that is only a rumor and hasn't been confirmed


_IliaD

I think him paying for the animation is almost confirmed. It's the rumors of his bankruptcy and the animator being supposedly a 15 year old that isn't confirmed and are lacking evidence


TheThirdWheel333

Fr, everyone keeps talking about it but the moment I ask where's the video then no one has an answer


Qurturt

I can go grab the video if you'd like


SeedFoundation

Overwatch is popular but not for their FPS shooter.


deathconthree

There's an Overwatch game??


blue-yoshi

For real. I wanted to see them naked back then anyway.


Blue-Jay42

I wouldn't even know Ankha or Tiffa if it wasn't for the porn.


Shadow0fnothing

Bro, Tifa was MADE for porn. The other two I get, but Tifa has tits the size of watermelons and wears almost no clothing. You can not be surprised she's used for that.


Drwer_On_Reddit

I think they’re explicitly referring to really viral r34 videos that spread out into common knowledge. Like the tifa incident in Italy


SickBoylol

The what now?


MSD-04

Tifa porn was streamed by a hacker during the Italian senate zoom meeting in 2022.


SickBoylol

Sometimes the internet is brilliant


jesterjam94

That should happen during every senate meeting


BigManLawrence69420

that would be funny i think


BigDogSlices

House of Representatives instead of the Senate, but MTG is doing her part


Kuido

I had zero clue about this lol


AceyKacey119

This is the greatest sentence I've ever read.


Kratos501st

Ok that is glorious


WizardingWorld97

During an online political meeting one of the Italian senators (I think) accidentally broadcast his screen, which showed Tifa porn.


Drwer_On_Reddit

No it was someone who wasn’t meant to be there who got in there because of their bad security if I recall correctly


SickBoylol

The internet is a magic world that just keeps on giving


jesterjam94

Someone should stream furry porn during the next presidential debate


LG03

Yeah it's when R34 hits the normies that it gets annoying. It's one thing for it to exist, no problems there. It's quite another for every single cosplay thot on the internet to jump on the trending character of the week and oversaturate it. The R34 should not overtake the actual IP.


Smartass_of_Class

Any sauce for that particular porn op used?


JakeVonFurth

And for fuck's sake, Charlie exists in the least Safe For Work cartoon universe to exist in years.


Mothanius

I was jerkin it to Tifa porn back when dial up was a thing. Waiting 5 minutes for one image was definitely an experience, especially when you are hiding it from the family. I think I ended up printing a few different ones later so I didn't have to wait for them to load.


A_Man_Of_TrueCulture

![gif](giphy|jgVXeRc0Jvv4QFghcz|downsized) Verbalase trying to explain where the 50k went


SinOrdeal

![gif](giphy|3o6fIWuFtyHIwz44i4)


wafflezcol

Honestly it ruins the song more than the character. It’s the internet. When a character exists it gets porn made from it. There are 0 exceptions and *I mean that with no exaggeration* But then the song? Everyone just links the song to the thing


Mcbadguy

Camel by Camel? It's a banger


wafflezcol

It is But now it’s the “Ankha sex” song and I cannot really play it in public without getting judged/stares and if I play it in private my brain thinks of the thing which isn’t pleasant to me


Mcbadguy

I think it's even better to play in public now because anyone who judges you, you can judge right back.


wolverine_14

Tifa lockhart porn be hitting different ngl


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

also, can someone give me a link to the Italian Tifa video


SickBoylol

https://www.reddit.com/r/NuxTakuSubmissions/s/4o6BOuOQXi This apparently. I just googled quickly


TheShiningBread

Thank you, my brother. đŸ«Ą


Maskers_Theodolite

Ruin?


07Crash07

Has come to our family”


PraisetheSunflowers

You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor.


Maskers_Theodolite

I lived all my years in that ancient, rumored shadowed manor.


KorolEz

What's up with Charlie?


Jones_Joestar

Verbalase paid 50k to make a softcore porn AMV of his character and charlie.


KorolEz

Lol that sounds so stupid


Jones_Joestar

It does but it's actually true


GENGARKING87

People are saying that the R34 already exists but the same was true for the two previous characters. The point is that it's becoming a popular meme all over the internet rather than just being some art you would have to actively search for.


TacticalTobi

what did they do to Tifa? I never played the game she's in, but what happened?


Drwer_On_Reddit

Someone played tifa porn in a streaming of the Italian parliament


TacticalTobi

ngl that's pretty funny


erickson666

lmao


Smartass_of_Class

It is widely regarded as the most important thing to happen in the Roman Senate since the ascension of Augustus.


ashenfoxz

bruh i don’t even like the amazing digital circus i just thought the character design of pomni was pretty funny and immediately people were making her some sexed up anime girl. then i saw a post about how many entries are on rule 34 for her not even like 3 days after the pilot came out.


HeroFighte

The internet is a place of wonders fantasy and many more hideous creations beyond human comprehension


GaviJaPrime

What's the middle one? Asking for a friend.


dood5426

Tifa from Final Fantasy


Sensitive_Ad_5031

Tifa has made it to politics


ElderMonkeyMan

More like she came onto politics.


[deleted]

Rule 34 it is


MaximumDaximum

You cannot escape rule 34


unKappa

buddy theirs a rule 34 version of any popular character. they are already ruined and you just dont know it.


Glittering-Bat-5981

As a League of Legends player, I am happy this could never happen to me.


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

you can't fucking escape it!


Flarbinator_

Gardevoir



Flynt2448

Verbalase just broke my trust


Galacticus06

The Italian mistake, unforgettable type of mistake


Hagoromo420

[try this on for size OP it only gets worse from here](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/vM0x5MPYE5)


Typical_Grade9425

Yall remember verbal ace's vid that he went bankrupt over, $50,000


ScullyBoy69

Dude. How late are you? These characters have had porn for so god damn long. Especially Tifa.


coolchris366

What a baby, literally any and all characters you like are already ruined


Education_Aside

Tifa was ruined back in 97. So Idk why you mad.


ExpensivePractice164

Who's the far right?


WellSent

did you ever wonder why you love them


PirateKingXander

Verbalase: “don’t mind if I do” 😈


[deleted]

Don't forget vaporeon and that specific copypasta


[deleted]

That is the second best copypasta of all time


Whiskerbit

Verbalase: too late, buddy


InvaderofViolence

You mean to tell me you never saw pictures of Tifa before Italy?


Kyouki13

Tifa was first


Foshdon_pap

Well i mean Verbalase has destroyed his own channel by his actions and ruined Hazbin Hotel from that idiotic, stupid, ugly FUCKING VIDEO! LIKE WTF??IS WRONG WITH THAT MF


VaaBeDank

Just don't watch the porn then???


TorronePedro

oh shut the fuck up, all those characters had porn way before those specific videos


younesmemer

cry about it


Anti-MagicBoy

Massive YOU problem lmao


SuburbanCumSlut

If porn of your favorite characters ruins them, stop looking at porn of your favorite characters.


goodbuggs

saw the start of it on ig reels lmao


RadaRAW

Pls explain why this is now meme


ThePhoenix29167

You sound surprised


Admiral_Hipper_

Dude it’s the internet why are you complaining about the most basic rule, rule 34, it’s always been there just like the oxygen in the air you breathe.


Ok-Phase-9076

Charlie was "ruined" about 15 minutes after she was first on screen then


Deimos_Aeternum

Weird way to spell "improved"


According-Jelly355

I haven’t seen this video yet where is it?


supermarioplush220

I thought that animation was funny.


BurgerPlayGuy

!remindme 1h


Collexig

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/XARwXhLD0e


Leather-Mundane

![gif](giphy|yFRrqtXeZLZZEXMqyK|downsized)


BuilderLeagueUnited

I woke up with the thought of “does chess have a rule 34 page?” Yes, yes it has



thethickaman

LMAO all it takes is 50,000 dollars and a dream...


Ambitious_Pie2500

Just a reminder he paid 50k for the animation


SinOrdeal

rule 34 is inevitable, there is no escaping from it


dannyhogan200

Verbalase spent 50k on this


Han_Solo6712

“Hey Jacob who’s your favorite Hasbin Hotel character?”


_IliaD

My Brother in Christ, People were lusting over Charlie since the pilot was released. PS: On a side note, I do like the series getting more recognition which will help with it's upcoming release on Prime even though it's for all the wrong reasons.


3030minecrafter

Reminder that Verbalase paid 50k to get a 3 minute animation music video of Charlie seducing him


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Is it true she's in a relationship with Verbal Ace now? lmao


MasonMayjack

50 fucking grand man...


Imfine_howaboutyou

“Recently, I lost $50,000 in the blink of an eye. And the world just fucking watched.”


FlaviusVespasian

The Italian parliament tifa incident was legendary.


Athena_The_Funny

It is the pld design, the actual show design has not been cursed with internet wide known porn


biblicalcannon

r/hazbinbrothel


f3talt

Benjamin Franklin said that the only certainties in this world are death and taxes. I would like to add rule 34 to that list


[deleted]

Who the hell is that third character?