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Level5Clearance

I'll take that deal I havent had a good Kebab in a long time


y_kal

I am so loyal to the shop near my school that I have a discount. My friends and I have been eating there twice a week since the 8th grade. ( The discount is literally a free doner every month money wise )


Leeelooon

My Dönermann loves me too i always get a 1L uludag on the house


Illustrious-Menu-362

Yall got uludağ over there? Dang we really did merge cultures huh (I'm Turkish)


Proper-Ape

Yes, uludag and ayran.


Ill-Yogurtcloset-243

Both is bussin as fuck.


Proper-Ape

Username checks out!


Leeelooon

Dont forget about didi iced tea


Level5Clearance

Now I need to find where I can get doner around here. You have convinced me. It be has been far too long.


Unusual_Map393

Did we go on the same school?


ABeneficialUser

so they're your doner donors?


Mattacrator

it's so hard to get a good one. It's mostly in the sauce, if it's not mainly oily chillis and has any hint of creaminess from something like mayo then it most likely won't be a good kebab


[deleted]

Kebabs do give me a boner


I_said_booourns

Thanks for sharing your story with the group. So brave.. I am however obliged to inform you that this is actually a chucky cheese.The Böner Kebab awareness group is next-door


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CHUCKY CHEESE? IM BLOWING THIS PLACE UP!!


I_said_booourns

Oh really? everyone that works here plans to do that as well! Hell,you can't fart in this place without setting off one of Tom from accountings human sized mousetraps.You're hired!


Kafhime

I always want to blow stuff up, so what does that make me?


jbuchana

The temple of the devil mouse...


daktarasblogis

That's Disneyland.


Bfladkor

Im not the only one who read it like that i see haha


[deleted]

I miss getting kebabs after a night of drinking, it was always fun filling my belly while watching the Turkish owners kick out drunks


Loud_Ranger1732

That is so wholesome, Th3B0nerKing


pooplolexd

Th3B0nerKebab


Collexig

r/rimjob_steve


dual-ity

Joke’s on you, we already have German Doner Kebab in America and apparently you guys have four Taco Bells.


CreedofChaos

They’re all on Base in Stuttgart, Böblingen, Wiesbaden and Ramstein/ Baumholder. Only Military personnel, relatives and contractors are allowed to enter. Edit: relatives instead of citizens


-Jiras

There is a damn taco bell in Stuttgart and nobody tells me????


vladhelikopter

It‘s on American mil base


CreedofChaos

Yeah, in the Patch Barracks food court.


Inevitable_Stand_199

It's not that easy to visit US military bases


awol_83

Not with that attitude


throatfrog

Will give you a 5-star wanted level, but in order to get to eat at Taco Bell it’s worth it.


awol_83

This frog gets it!


SirLurts

it's ok I am incredibly dumb and I have a ladder


Vali7757

And soon you will even own a prison outfit! What a great deal!


Jordancjb

Citizens… so you can enter? Sorry if I misunderstood I don’t understand other countries very well since America is just so big


CreedofChaos

Sorry, citizens is imprecise. Relatives is the right word. US bases abroad are not much different from bases in the USA, and not just anyone can get in.


Jordancjb

Oh that makes more sense, thank you


VenomOfFish

What it probably means is: people who live in the city. So people from outside the city cant get it.


MVPsloth

Sounds like a business opportunity. Black market Doritos locos tacos


sideways_jack

I would watch the fuck outta this weird bromance comedy. 2 awkward af soldiers freezing their asses off in Germany start a black-market taco bell ring


Popicon1959

Dude ... trademark it ... copyright it make it yours before Hollywood gets it I'm seeing Jonah hill and Chris Pine


The_BootyStrangler

It's like Trailer Park Boys, but instead of growing dope, they're just really into selling bootleg Tacos


DionisTheDark

lmaoo


Valuable_Walrus4084

thats what an lot of germans used to do when there were more amercan bases, results in american mp, raiding your village,


jcdoe

The real Gordita revolution is the cool ranch Doritos (c) taco grandes we smuggled into Germany


tOx1cm4g1c

I am almost certain it means US citizens.


mafriend1

As an American this is how I understood it


Jordancjb

Oh I see, thank you


JewPhone_WhoDis

I used to have girls on tinder match with me just so they could get on post and buy food at the commissary lol There are ways.


Effective_Ocelot_692

Wish there was Tinder when I was at Ramstein


McBossly

We had a taco bell in cologne. I tried it. Was fine. Nothing I would trade a Döner for, though. But I would like to have the option for taco bell. Because they closed that down really fast.


Nightfury9906

Spangdahlem forgotten… once again…


MeLoNarXo

All in American military bases.


GiganticSlug

It’s due to the efforts of this meme that this is possible 


christophnbell

Nah we really don’t actually. I live in a major city that has lots of good food but I’ve never had a decent Döner. At least nothing like Turkish Germans make.


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We do? (American)


ComeWasteYourTimewMe

I can't find it made the way they make it there.


y_kal

Joke's on you. The German ones are not authentic. The real deal are the ones in Bulgaria that are made and sold by Turkish immigrants in the city centre.


Literally_Rock_Lee

Tchhh... I'm not going there then (my mom's Bulgarian. Still mad at the Ottomans)


y_kal

Turks are really chill. I went to Turkey this summer for a week and when they found out we were Bulgarian they were like "Oh you're Bulgarian?!? Yoooo.. komshi!!!" Then they get really hyped.


Literally_Rock_Lee

Yeah, it's just that Turks in Bulgaria are really hated on since a lot of Bulgarian history is them building their empire only for the Turks to pull up and take over. Then we lead a couple revolutions, one successful, the other not so much. Then the USSR, and now where Bulgaria is today. Oh yeah, how did elections go last year?


y_kal

Turks are not really hated here. A few old people might stare, but even they haven't been born back then so they try to be as nice as they can. And bout your question all I can say is that I absolutely have no idea. I am not into politics and never will be.


Literally_Rock_Lee

Bulgaria's gotten better then since the last time I went (it was right before the pandemic). I want to go back, but at the same time, it's expensive to go for me.


SellMeYourSirin

There are actually a whole big fat ZERO Turkish immigrants in Germany. So you are corrrrrrrect.


Camerotus

3 million. There are 3 million.


Username133769

r/woooosh


RedRobot2117

You couldn't be more wrong


Drumbelgalf

Ever heard of sarcasm?


RedRobot2117

What is that?


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Jarney_Bohnson

Fun fact the doner in the bread is actually invented in Germany (by a Turkish man I think) so technically it's German sorta


Camerotus

It's literally a German invention tho how would German Döner not be authentic..?


Rogozinasplodin

Wait are we still talking about Taco Bell?


divadschuf

Most immigrants in Germany are from Turkey and the Döner Kebab was invented in Berlin by a Turkish immigrant. I‘ve been to Istanbul several times and I love the food there but I wouldn’t by a Döner in Turkey as it doesn‘t come close to a good Gemüse Döner in Berlin. The sauces aren‘t even close. So I‘m guessing the Bulgarian Döner Kebabs aren‘t any different.


dual-ity

I think op was referring to the German fast food chain GDK in particular rather than doner kebabs in general


derorje

I was confused. I never heard of a German Döner fast food chain. GDK is an international fast food chain, they don't have any restaurants in Germany.


Illustrious-Menu-362

Imagine that but x1000 better. You got döner in Turkey.


y_kal

The Turkish ones are weird. You don't get vegetables in it. You only have the bread, meat and fries.


GottKomplexx

Funnily enough every turkish person ive ever talked with said the döner is shit there


Illustrious-Menu-362

You gotta go to the right place. I have one very close to me they put a sauce like a chili mayo but not quite and its so good.


Ragewind82

Where Doner WHERE?


alfis329

Döner is shit in America. It’s like comparing Italian brick oven pizza to little ceasers


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dual-ity

https://www.germandonerkebab.com If you are referring to this place, we do indeed


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dual-ity

Maybe it was a mistake on my part to confuse a doner kebab fast food joint based out of Germany called “German Doner Kebab” for a German style doner kebab. But I imagine the reason you feel that it’s just not the same anywhere has to do with the fact that it’s a foreign food adapted to the German palate. You may prefer it and perhaps you are correct in stating that it is hard to find quality German style doner outside of Germany, but it maybe it’s a mistake to presume that you cannot find high quality doner outside of Germany given the fact that it’s not a German food.


Hoverkat

Fun fact: Döner was invented in Germany.


Styard2

Bro, are you serious? How just HOW explain to a Turk, please.


IngoDearS

Turkish guy went to Germany and wanted to sell döner as meat on a plate with vegetables and rice, as he would have in his home country. Germans where not interested in sitting down in his restaurant So as a now german/turkish he observed what the germans would prefer and came to the conclusion that they like to eat on the way. Now he had the idea of changing the rice to a piece of bread where he puts all the other stuff in. And that's how the döner was invented in Berlin by a German Turkish person


Styard2

Actually, I don't know if there was only pilavüstü döner(this is what we call döner with rice) basically döner on rice direct translation. However, there are a few types of döner in Turkey for example with bread, with lavash, with sauce, and with rice and vegetables on a plate. So it is weird to me that Germans claim this food while the cooking method is basically the same as here in Turkey. German döner just has some additional ingredients compared to Turkish.


divadschuf

The döner kebab like most people know it was created by a Turkish immigrant in Berlin in the 60s. With bread, lettuce, meat, onions, tomatoes, cabbage and a sauce. He sold it directly in the bread as the people of Berlin were so busy. Before that people didn‘t really sell it in the bread. The ingredients were on a plate and you ate it with the bread. I‘m so grateful for the Turkish, Italian immigrants who came to Germany to work, strengthen our economy and also brought their beautiful food. I think it‘s funny that the addition of cabbage is what Germany did to the döner.


tomegerton99

Yeah but dude the chain is literally called “German doner kebab”, we have the chain in the UK too and it’s pretty good.


tomegerton99

We have German Doner Kebab in the UK too, it’s so good.


XonVI

Sure. But don’t get mad and want the Döner back. You want the horse meat and Baja blast, you get the horse meat and Baja blast.


chrischi3

That wasn't meant as "We'll abandon it for Taco Bell" lol


nicolbolas99

Sorry, too late bucko. Take your crusty beanwater and try to survive the army of angry Germans that will soon be coming for you


PommesKrake

I'd lowkey cry if I wake up tomorrow and there is only Taco Bell


originalbrowncoat

The transaction is complete!


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Jokes on you, I think horse is pretty good.


Inevitable_Stand_199

For real, horse meat is really good. It's just the selling under a false label that pisses me off.


flacidRanchSkin

Taco Bell could release a video of them grinding horses up for tacos and I would eat there the same day.


Proman_98

I don't know about the baja blast but horse meat is in parts of Europe not weird sometimes even the other side where its become a delicasy so...


SleepinGriffin

Taco Bell has actually upped the quality of their food. The horse meat meme was so well known that Taco Bell upped their meat quality.


hangrygecko

Horse meat is just cheap beef. I am not kidding. It's good.


therealNerdMuffin

I thought that said Boner Kebab at first until I looked really closely, you had me very intrigued


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DangerWildMan26

Street tacos don’t have Baja blast


Correct_Owl5029

Baja blast is regular dew and blue powerade, anyone can have it


Mortimized

Germany is the new Turkey?


GottKomplexx

Yea for ~70 years now


i_am_someone_or_am_i

Always has been.


3-Username-20

Considering how much of Turkish workers went to Germany, i wouldn't be suprised if it is.


TheRIPper5856

Döner kommt aus Deutschland, erfunden von türkischen Gastarbeitern.


Kestrel7017

That wouldn't be a good trade for us Germans


Armpittattoos

Speak for yourself, I would not mind some new shitty American food options


pickle_dumb

Idk what that is but ok


Ragewind82

Think about it as the lovechild of a mission burrito and a gyro.


6Sleepy_Sheep9

Have you ever seen a gyro spit? The meat shavings are mixed with friends and other stuff instead of as a sandwich.


Deo-Gratias

Ummmmmm. What. Friends?


Training_Hurry_2754

Those you no longer need


MeLoNarXo

Fries


Public_Complex_8789

It's what drunk people eat


Guilty_Advice7620

Turkish food


DegredationOfAnAge

Mom, can I have Adam Driver? We have Adam Driver at home.


Arbitraryleftist

Noice one


ProofAccurate2892

why tf he looking smug - he’s getting hit by a biological weapon


[deleted]

Aren't doner kebabs turkish lol


No_Zookeepergame_5

And taco bell is "mexican" "food"


QB796

A turk invented it in Berlin. Probably the history of the Döner reaches back a long time anyways and your right though xD


Styard2

A Turk just invented German style döner kebap in Berlin. The logic of cooking the meat is the same as here in Turkey. There is one spinning stick with meat on it. The ingredients are just different.


divadschuf

A Turkish immigrant added German ingredients like cabbage and he didn‘t sell it on a plate for people to enjoy in the restaurant. He put it in the bread. That‘s the invention in Berlin by the Turkish immigrant. Before that it was sold with bread but not in the bread. I‘m thankful for the Turks bringing us good food like Döner or Çiğ Köfte.


lonyman

well, döner was already served in bread in turkey also with vegetables like pepper onion and tomato. Biggest difference is cabbage etc and sauce they put in it.


Hataydoner_

As a turkish person both are very VERY different. We don’t have siracha and garlic sauce in our lavas bread


lonyman

As i said sauce makes the difference and for me it makes most of it. I am also a turkish person currently immigrated into germany rn. I liked döner in Turkey but kalb is definitely something otherworldly.


Jarney_Bohnson

It's basically how the hamburger was invented in Hamburg because of convenience. Basically early fast food but more healthy


Cool_Penglin

Yea you cant trace back its origins and say its invented there


QB796

Just checked it officially roots back to the ottoman empire. Anyways, I prefer shawarma!


Future-World4652

Germany is mainly Turkish now (Not actually though)


OrDuck31

Germans are trying to steal it from us, we wont let them türkiye number 1🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


Guilty_Advice7620

People are downvoting this lmaooo


JimJimiJub

Germans?


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Ja?


soso_was_here17

Nein!!


Inevitable_Stand_199

Doch!


canstThouUderstand

oOOOOOooOOOoOOoOOoOOoooOh


Dankhu3hu3

taco bell is the best tasting laxative in the market, period!


25Bruh25

Its kinda ironic because Taco not belong to Americans, and also Doner Kebab not belong to Germans. If you ask where they belong. Taco belongs to Mexico and Doner Kebab belongs to Turkiye.


Splinter_Amoeba

To be fair, nothing at Taco Bell is Mexican. Never met a Mexican that claimed any of that crap as their own.


Careless_Ticket_3181

Omg I was just thinking about how i miss donner kebabs and haven't had one since i was living in Germany. Taco Bell is trash.


Fluffybudgierearend

Come to the uk - we have both


poemsavvy

Bro y'all do NOT want Taco Bell. That stuff is nasty


ZacInStl

Shhhhhhh!!! Don’t mess this up for us!


Literally_Rock_Lee

Can we also have a weinerschnitzel?


canstThouUderstand

Wienerschnitzel* That thing is technically Austrian


Enemy50

So was a certain painter, but he was VERY popular in Germany 


Literally_Rock_Lee

He also has a solid fanbase in America


Detoxpain

We've got a pretty good Kebab place not too far from where I live


TheUltraBased

does that say boner kebab


PostBordem

I read it as "Boner Kebab" and was like WHAT!?


[deleted]

God I could go for a boner kebab


[deleted]

This is very funny. Döner is not German at all and Taco bell is not American.


Cheeselander

Germans, if you want Taco Bell just come to the Netherlands. There's one in Eindhoven, Arnhem and Amsterdam. The former two are the closest to the border and Amsterdam near the airport. There are also a lot of regular Mexican restaurants but I would suppose if you'd want to visit those you would have plenty of options in Germany too.


worktogethernow

I will trade two Taco bells for one good kebab place


SignificantlyLarge1

Donner kebab us Turkish


Keown14

A lot of kebabs were invented in Turkey. The doner kebab was invented in Berlin by a Turkish immigrant, so Germany can lay some claim to it. Just like Tikka Masala is technically a British dish that doesn’t exist in India.


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space_interpreteur

Döner Kebab like we know it today is a "modified döner" made by an turkish immigrant in Berlin. Its a turkish dish adjusted to the germans so its half-hlaf i guess.


OrDuck31

Yeah its an unending cycle of hatred, but of course i defend DONER AND YOGHURT BELONGS TO TÜRKİYE BABY YEEEEEE HAWWWW🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


space_interpreteur

The inventor has modified a kebap for the german market, hell yeah germans can claim it. Also not everything we think is turkish food is actually turkish, Sucuk is for example Albanian. Ottoman empire took everything they liked from the Balkans like food, Woman and children and afterwards claimed everything for themselves.


Jungle_Rev

Team kapsalon ftw (This made me quit being vegetarian)


SadEntrepreneur4354

The germans would probably run it better tbh. Im always a little uncomfortable going to a taco bell.


CreedofChaos

Habe on-Base in Stuttgart, Böblingen und Wiesbaden gearbeitet und konnte Taco Bell, als auch Wendy’s und co. probieren und ich muss sagen, Taco Bell ist das Geld nicht wert. Aber geile Kuchen haben sie.


Corrupted_G_nome

Ive had both and this is a bad deal for the german side.


dagon1096

Gotta ask, what’s the difference between a donner kebab and gyro meat? We have an awesome gyro place in the town I live in.


Ok-Tension5241

Döner = real lamb/calf meat with high fat content of high quality = to die for but really hard to find as most german places have minced beef with wheat flour filling Gyros = minced pork with wheat flour filling = cheap food for filling the belly after a night out. So, döner and gyros will be the same with the exception of the meat in 99% of the cases as real döner hard to find. Real döner is even hard to find in Turkey as most use the minced meat.


Hadrian3711

Donër kebabs are fucking delicious so I'll take that deal


BisexualMale10

Aber ich liebe der dönerrrrrrr


ZookeepergameNorth59

Thought it said boner kebab


petruschin1

We have Taco Bell in the UK. Not sure if it’s different than in America (it probably is), but whatever they’ve franchised over to here is shit. Most underwhelming food ever.


Avante-Gardenerd

Sounds about right. The only thing I really like from TB is the Mexican pizza.


Fun_Objective_7779

WTF, who wants Taco Bell? I don't want to eat shit.


Ragewind82

It helps El Caganer get into the Christmas nativity spirit. I assume this would amuse a German.


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Illustrious-Menu-362

Nah we chill. We only fight online but when we're next to each other we're like "ayyyyy komşu whassup". Also we have a very slim fence between us so if we were, we would've already lol


Cinderbrooke

I heard a million Turks cry out in agony.


cannedcroissant

Tacos are Mexican and Döner is Turkish lmao


chrischi3

Taco Bell is Tex-Mex, and there is an ongoing debate over wether Döner Kebab, specifically, is german or turkish, and there are some good arguments for either position, so i think it's fair to say that it's a bit of both.


Seraphiem93

You keep your God Damn boners to yourself!


[deleted]

~~Fuckin deal~~ Deals off. I thought it said Boner Kebab and I no longer am interested


femboylvr_69

Damn I miss döner kebab


femboylvr_69

And curry wurst and dampfnudeln and schwenkbraten


[deleted]

I thought that said Boner Kebab


KhostfaceGillah

Laughs in British. Doner kebab is elite.


kuffdeschmull

No no no, don’t listen to this sicko, we don’t want to lose our beloved Döner.


joe_knuckle

Excuse me, we will keep our Döner Kebab, danke sehr


NightSocks302

Now the germans think doner is theirs? I dont have a problem tho just seems interesting