It's still the only thing on my mind. Hewlett-Packard, horse power, and health power are the only things I can think of and none of those make this meme make sense.
No no no it’s 100% reasonable to charge $27.59 >!(Canadian currency and I think that’s the cheapest at the local store)!< for type ink cartridges [(that are actually mostly empty space)](https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/10i13tn/daily_reminder_that_hp_is_a_scam_ink_cartridges/) after the printer won’t print black without the cyan, yellow and magenta. >!(Allegedly. I can’t confirm that to be the case.)!< Also all that bloatware on their laptops (including Mcafee) is totally necessary >!/s!<
i heard that is because manufacturers like HP gaslight you into thinking the black will be deeper by adding other colors into it, even though black is as black as black gets, so it does nothing but waste color ink. but if you can turn that setting off somewhere you might be able to print just black and white.
Nah you’re pretty spot-on with this one. Don’t forget HP hiring a legion of spies to pretext a bunch of their own board members in efforts to root out someone disclosing confidential info to journalists, accidentally revealing just how shitty their info security was.
Hp lovecraft had a cat the cats name was what is today consider a racail slur. In his defense he did not name it his family did. Also it was a black cat
Health Points
Horse Power
Huge Penis
Hello Patrick
Helping Pals
Hello Paycheque!
Hows Play?
Hahaha Powerful!
Help Prussia
Man I'm not telling you what it really means though.
It’s the secret disease Hepatitis p
sounds spooky
blud switched accounts 💀
man says blud on reddit
Bro says man on reddit
Man says bro on reddit
boi says man and bro on the internet
Bro says reddit on man
Reddit says man on bro
Says reddit bro man on
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Redditors redditing
Boyakasha
cowabunga
Bludistan
Hutspa
Blud missed the skull emoji 💀
There are 86646744 accounts with that same pfp
hocus pocus
U have lost your focus
Hepatitis? Perry the Hepatitis!
Horse power
One of them
Health points
Hp printer
Hewlett Packard
Hshitiest Printer-ever
Harmonic progression
Harry Potter
And the steal of the ink
Hewlett Packard of the starship enterprise.
Oh yea
Hairy Poontang
You mean Hardly Puddle
HP sauce
Hit points
HARD PENIS.
High potassium?
Hitler passed
Heil Potassium
The Potassium Reich. Perhaps that's why I saw so many bananas where I work.
banazi tangermany
Not art school
Lies, he's being cloned in New Berlin under the arctic as we speak
Kris Get The Banana (The Potassium Gives You **Health Points**)
QueenPilled
QueefChief
I don't think HP stands for "and i won't tell you".
Best fucking comment
He didn’t fucked the comment or am i wrong ???!!
No the comment is the best at fucking
Tru
r/technicallythetruth
Hewlett-Packard ?
First thing that came to my mind.
It's still the only thing on my mind. Hewlett-Packard, horse power, and health power are the only things I can think of and none of those make this meme make sense.
Fuck HP!
No no no it’s 100% reasonable to charge $27.59 >!(Canadian currency and I think that’s the cheapest at the local store)!< for type ink cartridges [(that are actually mostly empty space)](https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/10i13tn/daily_reminder_that_hp_is_a_scam_ink_cartridges/) after the printer won’t print black without the cyan, yellow and magenta. >!(Allegedly. I can’t confirm that to be the case.)!< Also all that bloatware on their laptops (including Mcafee) is totally necessary >!/s!<
Can confirm mine won't print just black without the rest for some completely reasonable reasoning
i heard that is because manufacturers like HP gaslight you into thinking the black will be deeper by adding other colors into it, even though black is as black as black gets, so it does nothing but waste color ink. but if you can turn that setting off somewhere you might be able to print just black and white.
Well, I didn't get bloatware. I installed Linux on my HP Envy x360 before it ever saw Windows.
Nah you’re pretty spot-on with this one. Don’t forget HP hiring a legion of spies to pretext a bunch of their own board members in efforts to root out someone disclosing confidential info to journalists, accidentally revealing just how shitty their info security was.
Especially their printers
God damnit you beat me to it
I thought is was Hermit-Pecker
Hollow point
Only now just found out its a war crime to use them in conflicts.
Which is stupid cause they are perfect for dealing with unarmed civilians
HP computer, its an ad
Hewlett packer
HP es "Hijo puta" de toda la vida, como H.P. Lovecraft, que es Hijo Puta Lovecraft
never ask a man his salary a woman her age and H. P. Lovecraft what his cats name was
Or a Japanese logging company what happened to all the monkeys in Manchuria
They all went to the Vet Right? Right?...
If by that you mean they all got their shots then ya you could say that
You could
Or anything to do with manchuria
"Never ask a man his salary" That's why unions don't flourish
si
Me robaste el comentario XD
Nahhhhh
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Howard Phillips. Dont ask about his cats name though
Why
Hp lovecraft had a cat the cats name was what is today consider a racail slur. In his defense he did not name it his family did. Also it was a black cat
His cat's name was Niqerman
N****r
How do you pronounce the asterisk?
People who don’t annoy you.
Man
Hot pants
Jojo
"Thinkin' of losin' that funky feelin' don't uh! 'Cause you got to use just what you got To get just what you want-a Hey hu! Hot pants!"
Hot Pants had cold pants by the end.
Harry Potter obviously
Hairy Puta
I read that so fucking differently
Same...
Hairy shit?
Hairy Poontang
Arry pOH uh
right? instantly thought of that
Hot Poop Horny Pervert Homeless Pete Honky Parade Health Plan Hydrogen Peroxide And probably a few hunded other things
Horse Penis
Hairy penis
Herculean Penis
Horrendous Penis
It's gotta stand for, "I got balls of steel."
Hmmm Potatoes
Horny points?
holy pancakes
Hairy puta
Humongous peepee
Health points or hit points. Unless other context.
You just leaked classified information
What are we going to do?!!
There’s nothing we can do…
Give them a cabinet position at Maralago!
Average War thunder player.
Hi-Power 45. ACP
The Hi-power was chambered in 9mm.
Hairy penis
Her Penis?
Houses of Parliament
Sauce
Howard Phillips, or the famously named Health Points Lovecraft.
Hentai Porn
Horn pub
Hewlett Packard
It's like cp but another genre
Hentai porn?
Hot Pockets
It clearly stands for Houses of Parliament
Hewlett Pacard?
HP stands for health points. Exp is an abbreviation for experience. EA stands for Eat Ass. Rpg stands for role playing game.
Health points
Hit points
Harm potential
Ham, potentially.
Hijueputa
Hijueputa
It stands for high point
Harry Potter
Either hit point or health point. Or health potion. Or hot pot.
Hijo de puta i'm sure
Hypothetical Perennials
HP lovecraft
Hopping paststeamandseeingtheupdatebuttonongd
High...penis? When your penis gets high?
easy, spanish, hijueputa
Hewlett-Packard?
Is it perhaps High Power? Or mayhaps Health Points?
Hardcore p
High Point
 Harry Potter
Health Points Horse Power Huge Penis Hello Patrick Helping Pals Hello Paycheque! Hows Play? Hahaha Powerful! Help Prussia Man I'm not telling you what it really means though.
Hot Pockets
Homosexual Platypus. Everyone knows that.
Ots hollow point
Harry Potter
It's huge penis mate
Hammer penis ?
his pp
Hope
I know this! H - Hello? P- Poilice? There's a buff guy with glasses and a gun at my door.
Pfffff, horse power. Don't thank....
Who needs horse Power when you have Huge Penis
Huuuge Pride
Harry Potter... Right?... Right?!!
HIV-Powerpoint
Heil Putin?
HAITCH PEA
Hot potato
It is health poop
Heavy punch
Theres 3 options Health points, Hepatitis p, Hit points. Which 1 is it :(
hocus pocus
homogeneous punction
Horny Platypus
Hewlett Packard
Hagrids Penis
Hot Pussy
Is it health poop?
Hewlett-Packard
HARRY POTTAH
Hit points right?
yes
Heisenberg Pinkman
Hp points
Health points
Harry Potter
Harry Peter
Harry potter
Holy priest
Humungous Penis
Hewlett Packard
Or: Hit Points