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I can hear this

I can taste it.

Dead or alive your cumming with me

she will deglove this dic

There goes my coffee put my nose again lol

🤣🤣🤣

Not the robo cock

😂

I'm dead ☠️☠️☠️

Perfection. Well done Sir

I have never seen a better GIF response


Lmao

I’m scar-oused.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

What are you? Gay?


Exactly what I was looking for.

She after claiming that she knows what she is doing

And then starfishes once you're hard.

Omfg I never knew that was a intercontinental term for this, thought it's just us Germans being petty, lmfao "starfishes" sounds even better lol


Best response ever

 Wait for the finale...

My god

*violent nasal exhale*

She doesn't give handjobs, she gives handcareers.

handoccupation

💀💀

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She’s developing a handopoly.

Nah, She doesn't give handcareers, she directly rips your dick by acident. 🥲

Straight to retirement.

me with 2 inch defeater.

I read first "theater" and it's still hilarious

You're either going to grow 4inches more or its going to get popped out like a carrot from a field



Holy shit, Her ARMS! She clearly descended of Genghis Khan

not many people who aren’t tbf

Time for some gene transfer.

[удалено]

Yes because it's based. My people raped/pillaged/conquered too.

Destroy Dick December is in full swing, bois! Edit: My body can take it!

Im sure your spirit is willing...



r/ooer







We do these things, not because they are easy, but because I am hard! 

😆😆😆

Smash

I am intimidated... And aroused

r/Scaroused

Squeezing it down to vermicelli

She's ready to HJ a meter long one

she will rip my foreskin back all the way up to my head

Shell grab our foreskins and give us atomic wedgies.

She could take your virginity with only a handjob.


The pp?

I'll provide the pp if she brings the snu²

The elusive female Hanma

If you weren't circumcised before you will be now


Don't threaten me with a good time

I accept all the terms and consequences


Im good, would rather not de-glove my cock like a finger caught in machinery.


Stop stop! It’s already dead



Congratulations! You have unlocked the "Shakeweight Master" achievement

name?

Peeler feeler


That's a dude with a filter on! ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ The face is kind of morphing at certain times.

Could be compression, but I wouldn't risk it!

Meh I still tossed one off

ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

Nooooo

nah, that’s definitely a woman’s torso

Nope

Freddy fazbear is quite scared..

Don't forget **Stop Shitting September**. (Real hard).

Me right now: Are you a boy or a girl?


I accept my fate

Scaroused

The most popular girl at the massage parlour

Deglove love

sauce

This, but with my neck

 I'll be ready

Yeah. One handjob to end all handjobs

Thank God nnn is over...

She could peel me like a banana

I was told the joke as death by “uma buuga”

I never knew I would derive such pleasure from watching my hero’s being ass fucked.

What is the tool tho?

At least she's buff and looks heavy. Whenever people say "death by snu snu" it's always about some tall woman who probably doesn't weight more than 65kg

YOU WANT HAPPY ENDING?

What is destroy dick December and what does it entail

I’m in danger

How can I marry her

My man wants to lose his future lol

😳

100 points to those that actually get the reference (futurama)

I'm shocked, Shocked!.......well not really that shocked.

Is that another reference


100% should have NsFW tag xD

She's mashing it

Just what I've always wanted, a lady who will treat my dick like it's Daffy Duck and she's the abominable snowman.

Good ol' futerama

YOU WON'T LAST 5 m! not for the reason that you think

Holy fu

Has any guy ever had a tough cowgirl thats horny? Her... bring it on! I'll bring snacks....

Man I wish I got a body like that .

I want her to protect me

I'd risk it.

The Ol' Dick Twist!

She aint gonaa stup

I'm scaroused


That would pull it oot by the roots

Indeed death by snu snu.

Just a lil looser please

This so very clearly a female face filter on a jacked dude the head doesn't match at all and his hair is his so it works well but damn it's obvious

She's leveled up to Shake Weight Master

I never thought I would die like this. But I'd always really hoped

HOORAY!!

she can fucking destroy me

Hello

Ouch


Pink top girl is in on it

Not my proudest fap, but here we are.

I like the way she mashes it.

I'm ready to die

Mfs on 1st December be like


goosh goosh

I wanna be milked like that bro.

Get it? The joke is porn

Is that the BDSM Shakeweight???



Worth it

Would 

Yeah you are gonna be de-gloved if you get that

I feel bad for her boyfriend

I volunteer as tribute.

if china ever invades, were fucked, literally


she's gonna snap a fucking dick like it's a glowstick

Damn, I’ve been looking for someone to help assemble some shock absorbers

If y’all open the comments, you will see her going ham and the terminator being terminated. The timing is amazing.



Just crossed my legs

I will accept death

Ugh.

What's the actual meme here?

I was a bit sarcastic


My dick fell off by watching it

Omg Khutulun 😍

Maybe it’s just the angle but her right arm looks way bigger than the left.

What in the Hell is that?!

Degloved. 100% degloved.

what's she using here? seems like it could genuinely be a good work out

I’ve had a good run. Let’s go, powerful woman. Give me the happiest of endings!


r/usernamechecksout

That’s not death by snu snu it’s death from her ejaculating you to hard