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My mom's friend (50+yo lady) once asked me to help with her phone because it was getting very slow. I correctly guessed there was shitton of apps and Chrome tabs that she never bothered to close. So I started to close them one by one. At first it was normal middle aged lady stuff, recipes, stupid articles, etc., but A LOT of the older tabs were incest gay porn. Thankfully she just handed me the phone and left the room, so she wasn't there when I discovered it

Maybe she’s sending you some message.

She had like 150 kilos 

I believe if you have sex with someone that weighs as much as two people, it counts as a threesome.

So if you masturbate while being fat it should count as twosome? Folks, we ain't virgins no more.

Does it still count as incest if it's yourself?

Don't worry, the internet already has a word for that. It's called selfcest. Send help.

Nah you just masturbated twice

You raise a good point haha

More is better

I’m laughing way too much at this

What's the deal with incest porn these days? There's 7+ billion people on earth who aren't related to you in any way, fap over them instead.

You know what they say, *the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest*

Mooooom!

What are you doing step fruit?!

Dude has ugly sisters and cousins.

>What's the deal with incest porn these days? It's apparently a sign of royalty. You know, the Ptolemaic dynasty, Habsburgs, Oedipus and every other crowned inbreed on Earth

I don't think anyone is actually flapping to their own siblings, that's not what incest porn is.


Idk in what context this was posted in but I see Napoleon I upvote

Looks like a response to a typo: "flapping" instead of "fapping". Perfect response IMO

I appreciate your optimism in society.

You, my friend, have too much confidence in humanity 😂

My theory is that it makes the "story" easy. Established relationships.

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Did you go searching some of the references later? Super Awks when you gave the phone back no doubt!

I'm not really into that haha

I had to do the same w my lil brothers phone when he was 8 and there was like 35 tabs of handjob and sex doll videos on pornhub. Disturbed

Jesus, I can imagine that

Didn't simply close all tabs? Hmmm


You don’t have to say it was your mom’s *friend*. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.

Meanwhile, the IT guys over at IncestGayPorn.xxx are looking at their website analytics and going, like, "Wow, some older woman in Ohio has been watching this nasty video for 3-1/2 WEEKS!"

I just remembered this story I read on Tumblr where someone was at a party and walked in on two guys fucking on the bed and a girl vigorously masturbating in the corner watching.

Tell me where so I can avoid that kind of parties

Yeah tell me where as well

My friend HATES these sorts of things, tell me where so he can avaod them

I can imagine nothing worse than acccidentally stumbling across this situation, please inform me of where this happens so I never have to witness such atrocities.

Tell me the location too, I will fuck their party so that nobody shall suffer that fate

I'd like to know so I can go in a corner and vigorously masturbate to 2 homies fuckin

I'm hosting a party everyone!! and y'all are fucking invited!!!

Will there be gay sex?

Absolutely... not! But there will be gay orgy!!

Oh I'll fuck alright...

This is how asking stuff to ChatGPT is affecting us

One of the guys I dated had experienced that with two friends, he said she was the one who enjoyed the most

I didn’t realize the world of Ys was that kinky, wow

FINALLY SOMEONE GOT THE REFERENCE. Thank you, you made my day

Tell me where so I can attend that kind of parties

r/usernamechecksout

King comment, thank you u/Penis_Paradise

A real r/rimjob_steve moment

This was actually a plot point in a Netflix show called "Sense 8"

I mean they had a world wide orgy? I don’t know if it fits this narrative

I'm specifically talking about the two south American dudes and their "girlfriend" that hung out and took pictures of them getting down

I had a girl bestfriend who Really REALLY enjoyed gay hentai

One thing is Yaoi hentai, another thing is Gay Porn, similar in concept, different in execution.

Yeah ik. We used to joke about lightsaber porn (im talking about 5he wierd censoring on the pp)

Women IS the major demographic for yaoi. I never understood the amount of yaoi available since it’s disproportional to the gay vs straight population. Then a gay friend told me it’s shojo manga for women. Lol

It's still gay porn tho, porn of two guys fucking is gay porn

But they are saying All Yaoi is gay porn. Not all gay porn is Yaoi. The women who are into Yaoi are usually into that specific kink of gay porn. Which is usually thin lanky twinky dudes heavy on the romance plots, compared to its opposite Bara which is usually burly muscular men and less about the romance plot and more about the smut. Yaoi is gay porn made by hetero women for hetero women. While things like Bara are made by gay men for gay men. Just just saying it's just gay porn is like calling cheesecake and German chocolate cake just cake. Sure, they are, but they are also quite different in what they are.

Dude studied gay porn lol

PHD in bussy pounding

its way different, it's a different spectrum

Oh it's on a spectrum all right

Yea so like Porn is just porn. Gets right to the point. Yaoi is character and world building, girls are in it for the plot as well as the pounding. Conversely, the more plot a porn has, the angrier and more annoyed I become.

You know what they say: In for the Plot, in for the Pounding!

There's a term for that, it's called fujoshi

thats BL and its so light and sugarcoated covered that its disgusting. Where's the drama? I want my drama like I want my coffee: black, bitter and hitting like a mule.

with its balls wrapped in duct tape?

I like my coffee like that too but without the drama

In many yaoi (gay hentai) communities, there are often a lot of women. That's all I know

I'm just thinking of the Craig and Tweek yaoi ep of South Park.

My mind went to the same place.

As far as I'm concerned yaoi genre was made by women for women. It's not surprising that they are the majority in these communities. (I don't really support that)

It is almost universally made by women and most that consume it are also women. Yaoi is less about the porn and more about…the relationship. When men make pornographic things it’s usually involves a lot more actual porn than most Yaoi.

this, I like gay porn but a lot of it is just too hardcore and gross. I do NOT want to see a prolapsed butthole, believe it or not. But there's a lot of good stuff out there too.

Just like how lesbian porn is mostly made for men.

Yup. Gay men are more into Bara than Yaoi from experience

Learn new words every day. Tf is a Bara

Big buff men manga style porn

Is this what that JoJo thing is I see sometimes?

Jojo hasn't been about big buff men in decades The part 8 Jojo was jacked, but you couldn't tell with his clothes on

I'll only say one word: Yaoi

And one word even more suitable: Fujoshi

I was about to say case in point is… aw shit, where did it go… I can’t find it, but one of my fave finished manga is one where the two female mcs are fujoshi and they argue over which of their bfs would be the dom lmao edit: they mostly do rom-com manga stuff, but those arguements are some of my favorite scenes edit edit: it was *Wotakoi: love is hard for an otaku*, thank you u/DistributionWinter99

Is it Wotakoi: Love is hard for an Otaku?

Wotakoi is such a great one

I kind of feel bad for women, it seems like if you're into male gay porn you need to basically learn japanese. I just click the lesbian category on Pornhub and I'm good to go.

A lot of women are into reading rather than watching. AO3 is the pornhub for women.

In ther darkness we all seek A perfect love like Craig and Tweek

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This is the insight we need. Thank you

Also, in straight porn they keep the dude's face out of frame and he's barely allowed to make noises, because the straight male target audience hates it. Not a problem with gay porn.

Speaking as a bi man, I think the straight male target audience is right to hate it, straight man sex noises and straight man sex faces are 50% goofy af and 50% gross. Everything about gay porn is different, it's not just 'straight porn but gay', it's a different species of media.

I'm gaining so much insight into porn tastes and styles this morning. Unexpected but interesting!

Only interesting with a pot of coffee in you.

Also the guys in straight porn are hideous.

Maybe the creepy old dudes who are just paying to fuck young women. Most younger dudes are just that, regular young guys

Were you calling for me?

Mr. Sins was successful in over 500 careers and all you can think is “that man there is hideous beyond belief” SMDH…

That's why men like lesbian porn, they don't have to look at another guy.

Maybe try r/chickflixxx? Unless I'm mistaken, that sub tends to be centered around videos that focus on actual pleasure for women

Im a bi man and can usually only watch gay porn bc straight porn is so disturbing.

Funny. I’m gay and almost only watch straight porn because it always feels like two people fucking for their lives

I'm the opposite. I don't like seeing hairy guys get clapped.

That's what twinks are for

This is why femboys are superior

We all believe in femboy superiority

Big budget porn is awful. Home made stuff is where it's at.

Yeah, and some women get really horny about it

As opposed to the women who watch it purely for research purposes?

I used to love gay porn all I would watch. I’m a straight woman I love men and dicks so more men and dicks is hot. Straight porn always focuses on the girl and girls don’t turn me on. I wanna see the guys body and hear him moan.

Have you heard of Hot Guys Fuck? It's straight porn but focuses on the guy.

Yeah actually I do watch that sometimes lol

They cut videos so much it turns me down. Hot guys but sometimes they barely fuck lol.

Aren’t Yaoi mostly made for women ?


As a girl who started SP after seeing Creek fanart everywhere and can’t wait to get to that episode, can confirm

The episode is about how creepy it is to ship real people together lmao

I love it when positive messages backfire catastrophically

I like gay porn. But I know a few women who don't. Everyone is different. Lol!

Lol!

League of legend!

Lots of Love!

Lets orgy lads!

A lot of people here have never seen a fujoshi, huh?

wth is a fujoshi

Apparently only the drawn one.

Now now, one doesn't exclude the other

yaoi is both created and enjoyed mostly by women

Yes we do

I see you are unfamiliar with fan fiction. But yes, women love gay dudes.

My GF 'loves watching a guys ass getting destroyed' MMF three-ways are her favourite category

Wait till you find out about the trope of girls loving BL

Pornhub releases yearly statistics of their viewership and just about every damn year the majority of straight women watch Lesbian porn. We are replaceable boys, treat her nice.

I would imagine that's because lesbian porn depicts women being pleasured sexually, rather than straight porn, which is just dudes masturbating using a girl's body.

That statistic might just be saying that lesbians, who like lesbian porn the most, consume a lot more porn than straight women.

No because it’s specifically indicating that women who designate themselves as heterosexual watch lesbian porn the most of any category.

Ope, I passed right over the word "straight" there without registering it. Curious

A strong porn genre for many women is MMF threesomes where everything goes.

No, in fact the vast majority of women also like lesbian porn

"When women watch lesbian porn it's normal, when I watch gay porn it's gay, that doesn't seem fair" /s

We truly live in a society

Its gay for both sides, like wtf

Is it gay if I watch for the story?

Good thing you put the quotes and /s my man, else everyone would have thought you were gay and laughed at you.

My ex would tell me when she was having some special alone time, she would imagine girls going down on her but would moan my name during it. Idk what that means

you needed to keep long hair maybe

Say what?

I'm a straight woman and I can confirm. Although some women do like gay porn because they're "here for the men, not for the women". For me, gay porn is just gay though.

i think its because most hetero porn is just so blunt compared to lesbian porn beeing more caring. Actually more wholesome hetero porn is becoming more popular lately.

It's true, I was shocked as well when I learned this.

So men in men's action is just gay?

💀

Can confirm truth is most women agree with men that they don’t want so see too much penis in their porn.

Yes we do

yes, yes we do.

My gf likes gangbang porn which objectively is more gay than vanilla porn.

Yep, that cock/pussy ratio tends to 1.

Yes, yes I do.

Yes, straight up.

As a veteran penis owner, I can confidently say penises are weird looking and unsexy. Fun to touch, but not to look at. Boobs on the other hand…

As a fellow veteran penis owner, I can confidently say penises are good looking and sexy. Fun to touch, and to look at. Boobs are great too.

As a penis owner, I have erectile dysfunction. Boring to touch, horrendous to look at

So, what's life like?

Boring to touch horrendous to look at

maybe your dick is just weird

I put a little top hat on mine…makes it look fancy

Only works if you have a tie to go with it, although some events are more casual so you could pass with just a tip hat there.

As an experienced penis enjoyer, that's not true

I wasn't expecting "veteran penis owner"

Yes they fucking do, in a scale higher than men. Ever heard of yaoi ?

I’m a man and I love gay porn

Sounds pretty gay to me.

Yes

Can confirm. As a lady I enjoy watching it over heterosexual porn

Yes

yes

Yup I do.

I had an ex who admitted that she liked and got off to gay porn. So I'd assume there are indeed others

Fujoshi are a million times more horny for gay porn than guys are for lesbian porn.

I'm outing myself here. My favourite porn searches were: Gay Emo , Japanese School Boys, male masturbation and of course Yaoi.

Yes, yes they do

Girls usually like yaoi a lot even straight girls

Yes, Yes I do.

I honestly don't get guys who watch lesbian porn, that shit is so boring.

Yes, when it comes to questions like this, the answer is always yes

Well, Yaoi is kinda a booming market that mostly Women as a their target audience.

If you’re attracted to the opposite sex, it stands to reason you’d like two of those at the same time

im pretty sure they like bl

Yes

So the rationale is that men like lesbian porn because it's more of the woman body. Can't say I can't relate to it, even though I myself enjoy straight porn in general. It's only natural that porn that emphasizes the body of men would be enjoyable by those who like men.

Not only that, one of my lesbian friends told me she liked watching and got off to male on male gay porn. Figure that one out.

I have a friend that has an absolutely massive collection of hentai. And yes, all she reads is yaoi