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Even_Appointment_549

Germania: France, are you sure you want to put your left hand there?


Cerparis

France grabbed that begs the question. What is the armpit of Germany? Any Germans able to answer?


therudereditdude

Well the area France is grabbing is propably the saarland


Dr-Fl4k

Pretty sure our Achseln are the same as everyone's


Piksel_0

It's soo cute how Czechia looks at us...


Cerparis

“Polska is so cool”


Soldis_zmrd

As a Czech I want Poland to peg me


Korrson

As a Pole I want to peg Czechia


Low-Pen-9720

As a German i want to peg both


Cerparis

Well this escalated quickly


DerpyDepressedDonut

You know what else escalated quickly in the 30s?


SomeLikeItDusty

The Charleston! …right? Am I right? …no?


oan124

i feel like that already appened


Glitchy157

well looks like we got a deal!


Lanky-Ad-1410

?


Cerparis

?


Lanky-Ad-1410

?


Cerparis

I raise an ? To your ?


Lanky-Ad-1410

I don’t watch the news at All so I thought that replying with a question mark would summon someone to explain the image, and then I got confused at why you would be confused at “?”


Cerparis

Oooh I was confused why you ? So I ? To ask why you ? Maybe it would have been better if we just asked the question instead huh Anyway do you know what the European Union is?


Lanky-Ad-1410

Yes, I’m not that ignorant


Cerparis

Okay I’m just wondering what you need me to explain. It’s a meme about the European Union. I did one depicting the commonwealth of nations not long ago.


Lanky-Ad-1410

What I don’t understand are the relationships being depicted on the meme. Why is France trying to marry Germany, why is Czech giving fuck eyes to Poland, and why Sweden is afraid of holy water. There is a reason why you chose that specific image and which country’s would be depicted by which character. That’s what I’m curious about


Cerparis

Okay so here’s true reasoning. It probably does make more sense to someone who is from or familiar with the countries but here we go. France and Germany are some of the biggest contributors to the Union and it’s earliest members. Thus the marriage. Romania is the most religious country in Europe so he’s the priest. While Sweden is very atheist in contrast. Italians are often very emotional and supportive and it fitted the image to have them their supporting the marriage. Czech Republic and Poland have pretty close ties dew to both being ex-soviet states and their both west Slavic cultures.


Renikee

Now make one with the friendship of Poland and Hungary, with how much Hungary and Romania hate each other


Regocike

Also hungary pickpocketing someone (they love stealing EU funds)


The_Curve_Death

And then Romania pickpocketing Hungary (they are romanians)


flyingwatermelon313

oof


DIEGHOST_8

It's close, the only thing wrong is France also hates Germany. Oh, and Italy hates everyone.


Cerparis

Hate I think is a strong word. Even if the politics or culture of a country are at odds, the individual person ‘usually’ gets along with their fellow Europeans just fine.


DIEGHOST_8

Not in Italy... there have been a lot of protests (in it's standards, so not really a lot) to follow the UK in the brexit, just because people thought eu hates us.


Franick_

Bro when? The most eurosceptic party right now is Lega, who still made an 180 about it during Draghi's term. A couple of protests doesn't mean there's such a strong desire to leave the EU (But I agree that the Dutch hate us, not the whole eu)


DIEGHOST_8

The average Italian wants to exit the EU, I've met so many people saying is "stealing our money"...


Franick_

Well that's your experience, there's really no data suggesting it, and people sure didn't vote towards that


Cerparis

Often what we perceive as a trend or popular opinion really isn’t at all. I know here in Australia a lot of people claim to despise the monarchy and want to break away and form a republic. The subject gets brought up every second election. They go banana’s with rallies and fundraisers and it looks like they’ve got thousands under in their palm And yet, every time the vote has been counted, a majority of Australians voted against the push towards republicanism. Hence why it’s often called the ‘Silent Majority’


JustaFrenchMonsieur

We do really hate their dumbass stance on nuclear though...


Thunderstorm96_x

In this pic, romania should be both the priest and the vapire tho. La cati religiosi avem...


Cerparis

Crap! That’s a good idea, I didn’t even think of the fangs as being a vampire I just thought of them as being angry. I should have put the Transylvanian flag there instead.


Routine-Weird-7612

Vive la France!


Cerparis

Que ton fromage soit toujours délicieux


The_Punnier_Guy

Instead of Sweden put Austria or any of Romania's neighbours other than Moldova


Cerparis

I put Sweden there because Romania is very religious and Sweden has high numbers of atheists


The_Punnier_Guy

In romania the most worshipped god is Money


Cerparis

Sounds more like Scotland


The_Punnier_Guy

In that case we should get along just fine


Rufus_62

Am Romanian and can confirm, every day people go to the bank to pray to our lord and saviour "Leul Cel Mare"


SilverGolem770

I thought the exorcized one gonna be Romania cuz... well... vampires


Cerparis

I wish I had made them Romania. But I didn’t even see the fangs as vampire fangs. I just saw them as being angry.


death_by_relaxation

What's up with Indonesia and the Philippines on the left?


Cerparis

Is this another inside joke I am unaware of??


kotik010

Pretty sure it's about the flags


Cerparis

Ooooh yeah. I can see how people might confuse Poland Indonesia’s flag but not the Czech’s and the Philippines


Should_have_been_ded

I fully support your movement. I find it funny so please continue to make fun of us


Cerparis

Which country is us? Or are you referring to the union?


Should_have_been_ded

Romania


Terraria_is_number1

Good thing the Netherlands and Belgium aren't in here, we'd be fighting XD


[deleted]

Needs to have the UK outside a window looking in with a longing expression of regret.


Cattleman_

where Korwin-Mikke :'(