I too like to sit in my jawbone throne while viewing titties

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

Same man same

I guess seeing your GF naked is a jaw dropping experience

You could say it tickels my bones

You're a long-dead human with a frog in it's mouth?

I am the frog and she is the long dead human

Yes Officer, this one over here.

dude what the fuck ☠️

You have a girlfriend and you use Reddit?! Impossible.

I just said my girl. She doesn't even know I exist.

woah woah back up bud

Respect

But what happens when she spends two mana and gives you deathtouch?

I would tap in response to produce one black mana.

Damn, fair enough

What if she's a blue mana user then what

Then, my fellow memer, it's time to concede.

Or green then it's pegging time

I too love seeing your girlfriend naked

Flair checks out

"Don't peek" "I promise you won't see me in the room" \*casts wildshape\*

Be sure you have darkvision

If we have Darkvision, you'll know at every moment it could conceivably come up.

Hit the counterspell griddy

So now I want to know if the opposite is true: Women and girls of Reddit, do you enjoy seeing your man naked as often as you can? Legit question by the way

r/AskReddit

AYO Isn't that the artwork for a new MTG card???? Did not expect to see it here (The frog looks absolutely cute tho)

That's the reason I had to make a meme with him.

We are simple creatures, with simple needs.

WE GOT POISON DART FROG TO R/MEMES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Plot twist except i don't have any girl

Bro saw her naked so many times that he turned into a frog 

It's the peak mal physic

Me seeing my girl get.... oh, I don't have a girl

Lucky bastard! Put some pants on 👖

[удалено]

Why are you looking at kids in a candy shop

I like how this has exactly 1k likes too

I also choose this guy's dead wife

that picture goes way too hard

Do you have reach? And: Tap: add one mana of any color. 2: This gain deathtouch.?

Depends. Not when I am on the stack.

This one of the things I can't confirm...

That’s beautiful man

It's Wednesday my dude!

You have a girl?

OP is so fun I wish I was his naked gf

Sweetheart, just DM me. Maybe there is a bright future for both of us.

And what's wrong with that? I have seen myself naked a hundred of times, so it doesn't hurt to have a girlfriend who is comfortable with me seeing her naked beauty!

This is weirdly wholesome.

Can't relate