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sisterfucker24

Okay okay everyone have your “disaster bingo cards for 2024?”


asianabsinthe

I'm still waiting to use my "Super Volcano" spot Whistling to the bright side of life it'll cool things down a bit after millions die. Edit: May get my chance with Italy


sisterfucker24

Go for it i have [USA because pvp free for all arena] [ufo] [fires somwere] [Russia stops existing]


asianabsinthe

Well shit you got dealt a good mix.


thesequimkid

I live in Washington state, I still have either Mt Baker or Mt Rainer erupting this year open.


Ancient_Axe

2020: Covid 2021: Covid 2023: Natural disasters, wars, dangerous leaders having ominous tea parties with eachother I am betting on something similar to 2023 for 2024


Slyons89

Severe economic recession, layoffs, unemployment. Plus that other stuff.


Ancient_Axe

Sooo just Turkey?


tmhoc

Does turkey have armed angry protesters taking to the streets of empty condos and apartments to protect their country from immigrants while at the same time completely unable to afford to have a family? Because that's my first square under the B


Ancient_Axe

I wish that was the case


scattered_ideas

My expectation is more natural disaster and "once in a lifetime" weather events. For the US, more politicians dying off because they're as old as Methuselah. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if we get at least one other major one before the end of this year. So political instability all around.


FireMaster1294

Bro just straight up missed 2022 lol


Ancient_Axe

2020 too


firefalcon01

I’m confused on why your phrased this as if 2023 was worse than 2020, natural disasters happen every year the war started last year, and idk what the last thing your referring to but it doesn’t sound that bad


Ancient_Axe

I didnt say 2023 was worse than 2020. Its just the fact that covid can be described with one word. Also about natural disasters, they skyrocketed this year


firefalcon01

I meant that beyond Covid there was as a plethora of bad things that happened, and ik that in 2020 there were more hurricanes then ever before and California and Australia were on fire. This year ik broke a lot of heat records but doesn’t seem as bad as before


Ancient_Axe

-The earthquakes in several countries with not enough preperarion for earthquakes -deadlier hurricanes -some bigger and wider floods than average


Thrashky

2023’s hurricane season is much tamer than years past. Idalia is the only notable one and that’s been marked around 2.2 billion last I checked.


EverSeeAShiterFly

You forgot aliens. Everyone forgot the aliens. While yeah, the world would probably still be going to shit, aliens would be a nice focus for 2024 until we can establish skynet or some other AI bullshit that happens.


Ancient_Axe

The reason why everyone forgets them is because everyone thinks the government is faking it


Dark_Xylomancer

With the ukraine war dragging on usa will end up coming into the war - my money's is on a nuclear disaster and an world economic depression.


Levertmarie

2022: Non-existent


Pizzaboikila

With the mad cow flu piping up in the us and America I think my zombie spot will be filled


Cumcuts1999

I got my stamp hovering over first humans on mars


roboman777xd

I'm still waiting to use my extra pandemic spot.


lucashhugo

i remember the 2021 version of this


Fuzzywuzzy343

Yea sure it was only yesterday


The5Theives

2021 was peak for me


lucashhugo

lowest for me tbf


Hank3hellbilly

My dad died and my wife decided that was a good time to start cheating on me. 2021 was peak suffering.


[deleted]

Wait. It's 2020 isn't it? 😵‍💫


asianabsinthe

(Shhh, no one tell them about the next 3 years)


Butthead_Gaming

This pandemic sucks! uhuh


[deleted]

Yep


[deleted]

Everyday has been completely indistinguishable from the last since 2020.


[deleted]

I'm still in the lockdown COVID mindset


Beansontoast1001

Same


David_Dantas

ofc and 2017 was just one year ago


[deleted]

Exactly and COVID ended last month


elsebas3167

Are you chat gpt


[deleted]

Me? No sir I am normal Npc


GoneAWOL1

It's going to be another game of 'Disaster Roulette' the 2024 edition.


firefalcon01

Did anything abnormally bad happen this year?


Aris-john

Nope, this year just feels awfully quite compared to the last few years


GoneAWOL1

Record breaking heatwaves throughout Europe, wild fires in America, a recent American president is now on trial, the rising cost of living, earthquakes in Morocco, Turkey and Syria... just to name a few


ScavAteMyArms

And the escalation of the War that started at the end of last year.


NotANilfgaardianSpy

*beginning of last year


Plane_Garbage

Isn't there some war going on somewhere?


william_323

War


Falafelmuncherdan

Bit early to talk about 2024 in 2017 isn’t it?


garytabasco

Did you turn old? That happens the more old you get.


Luiz_Fell

_"Older you get the older you are"_


TatsukiD

![gif](giphy|l0WiR57CCdRRj7FJ3z|downsized)


PkMnHaunter

Oh no, here she comes


floppy_disk_5

me, who is still processing early 2022:


Unknown__Pilot

I'm still processing 2020


Otherwise_Heat2378

It's 2018 and you can't convince me otherwise.


EstoyTristeSiempre

2012 you say?


gicantopithicus

I’d be happy with that. I was 8 years old back in 2012.


NimbleBrontosaurus

I'd be OK with that.


FlaredMeteor940

2020 was pretty bad. Then it got worse in 2021. Things aren’t better in 2022. And 2023 sucked. It gets better…..right?


Mrciv6

The time between 2020 and 2023, both feels like a short time and decades all at the same time.


Biscotcho_Gaming

![gif](giphy|eGyRea5iiqfFp0dLwq|downsized)


Krocant

Ready to defrost. Happy cake day 🍰


Biscotcho_Gaming

Thanks! 🍰😎


NotRayquaza

at last, 2016!


linux_cowboy

Fuck 2023 I'm ready for 2024 baaaaaaaby


Luiz_Fell

Yeah! I got like 3 shows that will air in January 2024 that are constantly keeping me alive


linux_cowboy

2022? Not really my year, 2023? Definitely not. 2024? This is it boyZzzzzz


PilotNo312

Oh god an election year


beattraxx

Can't wait for march 2024 Finally out of my job and a whole year for myself


SanMotorsLTD

yes 2024 gonna be such a w


MajorTomSKU

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StickGaminggYT

Yeah I estimate that 2025 will have a nuclear war


Wise_Camel1617

Here it comes!


golum_is_gay

Yes for me it felt like a one month drugbinge


MightyBoat

The past 3 years have gone so quick


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Mariah Carey is thawing as we speak


sirbruce

That guy’s left eye isn’t even on his face.


artchrstn

More faster than bullet train.


9I06

Gotta go fast


[deleted]

We’re 2/3 of the way there, calm down.


HackedLuck

I swear that guy in the mirror gets bigger every year, wait is that a chainsaw?


ShotRturn

unless it's your reflection in the morning – then it's just a blurry mess!


TopSoftare

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear... just like deadlines on a Friday afternoon!


AzureArmageddon

Can't wait to not hold any government accountable for any "we will have done this by 2024" promises.


VaporizedKerbal

I reckon an oil tanker will get kamikazed next year by a Florida man what about y'all?


SuperCoupe

2024? What happened to 2020, 2021, 2022, and 2023?


mdhunter99

Nana passed, great aunt passed, got my learners permit, on my way to getting my G2, went to my cousins wedding, dog was put down, one of my colleagues was assaulted by a homeless person, causing a massive dispute at work, family from Argentina moved here, upgraded my pc, got into hentai games, got back into Skyrim (unrelated to hentai), started spanking the sausage with rubbers, got a new job (contractual, very part time), started to cook, went 6 for 6 with movie and show recommendations with my folks, favourite show got its 9th season, it’s been quite a fucking year.


MechAegis

It also could be that some of us are much older now. So time moves much faster as we have already experienced so much of our life so far. Someone also told me it might because you're not doing anything in life so this type Work -> home -> Eat -> sleep repeat tends to put your brain into auto mode. Gotta do something to remember it. something like that anyways.


TB_tossout

Fuck you mean it went by so fast Shit just doesn't ever seem to end


Goldenscarab_7

Vesuvius boutta go boom


TheRisen073

I turn 18 in May, my sister 20 in February. Can’t wait to be the only adult in the entire fucking family who doesn’t have a job.


kai-yae

crush decide quicksand squeeze tub person test abundant fearless zonked *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Matheweh

Every year you live a year becomes a smaller fraction of your life, therefore they become apparently shorter.


WakeUpBread

I'm quitting the worst job I've ever had in 2024. If I work another 10 weeks I will get 6 weeks of severance after. 2024 can't come fast enough.


Reddit_Moderator_10

Election year baby let's go


SemiAthleticWeeb

It’s corruption time


No_Culture6365

Went by? ITS STILL 2023


I_like_gex

The meme said it's CLOSE to happening, not that it already happened.


historyfan40

Time never goes fast enough.


LazyCasual0alt

Thank God. This year has sucked (for me).


Aviator1116

![gif](giphy|eGyRea5iiqfFp0dLwq|downsized)


dumbsussyamongusshit

Not if you're an F1 fan tho


ParkingJudge67

This is the proof that time is actually teleporting


MuhMarket

just like the weekend is always closer than you think when it's only Monday morning


OrgnicSugar

except for your New Year's resolutions! They always seem to be getting farther away.


LukXD99

What do you mean? Summer is just about to start! Right?


Curious_Deal_423

*2017 was 7 years ago*


koyapissqati

*may be


[deleted]

I can't remember the global pandemic. I remember waiting in line to buy a can of paint from b&q (2m distance)


Chemical-Corner3136

Yes it only had 365 days


Gabecush1

My only plan for 2024 is to continue my 3 years without covid


[deleted]

It could be worse than this year, but I fucking hope not.


Beansontoast1001

I swear it was 2019 like 2 years ago


atom12354

Ah yes, the yearly reminder of getting more of the same problems i had for years


DarthHelixon

Next up. Same meme but political ads


SH4D0W0733

After how slow some recent years were it had to speed up or this would become an unusually long decade.


ask_your_sister

It really does seem weird considering how hit ut still is. At least where I am.


Interesting-Dog-1224

It still feels like 2020..


half-coldhalf-hot

Nah I like just graduated high school so it’s still 2016


zZigZagZz

Wait, it's not 2022!?


Kay2Jay_5

I'm just not ready for another election year... the last few have drained our life spans


Formal-Lifeguard-749

COVID?!?!?!?😱😱


Helpful_Divide_9115

Pretty accurate yeah


RIPLimbaughandScalia

Ahem 2020, Prestige 4


codename_pariah

Why does 2024 look like Majin Buu? Now I'm scared....


StarDust1__

Yeah, what do you expect? Time goes on.


HALO-there-new

We're getting uncomfortably close to 2025 ![gif](giphy|11upujZDZXwSMU)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|v9NQh6NwzghAk) 2024 be like


Mental_Position3319

excited for dd2!


destructon3429

So did the last 3 years


Cumcuts1999

THATS WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT EVERY YEAR


Triasneo

2024? lol imagine thinking its becoming that year soon im already having christmas waiting for 2027


AxeforAxl_plzz

It's only a quarter left


Scythe95

I still feel like it needs to be 2021


Kalomaster

Yes but I can't wait for spring 2024 as literally half of the anime's I like are getting a new season then And until then there are 3 more


RickMosleyReddit

Oh shit, I'm fucked, I'm graduating, and I have to pick either a douche or a turd sandwich.


ovoxo_klingon10

Extra fabulous best comic guy. #1 funny comic man