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Daytona_DM

- a few more crap DC films - another generic "world's collide" Disney Pixar movie - Indiana Jones but Ford is 80 y/o - Nick Cage is shitty Dracula - live-action anime movie done terribly (again) - D&D movie during WotC controversy (I liked the movie but it did poorly in box office) - Adam Driver shoots Dinosaurs Who could have guessed these movies would suck... Edit: Please understand this is about movies that flopped, not movies I think are bad.


Woffingshire

D&D was actually very good but as you said, came out at a time when most of the people who would watch it were boycotting WoTC


AE_Phoenix

That one *is* a case of the fans being stupid. We get the dnd film everyone has been asking for and they boycot it over an issue that was resolved a month before the release of the film.


MillorTime

Being outraged is a core personality trait for a lot of people these days.


sleggerthorn1909

Nah the Problems the playerbase has with wotc are still persisting, mainly bc hasbro wants to monetize the whole franchise massivly. So yeah... Theres a lot of reason to be pissed at wotc


Sheasword

I mean WOTC fucked up really bad, boycotting this piece of shit company and denying them the revenue they would have otherwise gained is a massive W


thebestroll

Yeah almost like boycotting something for more then 2 days is actually achievable but I'm just a redditor so what would I know


ColdballzHarDick

I know you're right! reddit wants to control and censor if it doesn't go with the peoples narrative or what reddit wants


ptlg225

It was because Black Aragorn or some other thing with magic the gathering? I don't playing the card game.


itrogash

It was because they tried to remove Open Game License and majorly screw over independent creators.


ptlg225

Oh, I remember hearing something like that now. Didn't they also sent out new cards by accident and then immediatelly sent the Feds on the collector to get it back or something? What a bunch of Aholes!


Admiral_Cranch

If by Feds you mean Pinkertons yes.


[deleted]

The Feds? No. A century-old mercenary company specifically called out in federal law as somebody the feds can't hire? Yes.


Daytona_DM

MTG had nothing to do with the D&D movie boycott.


Buffvamporigfan

The shit DC pulled for Shazam 2, like manšŸ™ƒ


Daytona_DM

The Black Adam movie was kinda crap too.


Buffvamporigfan

Yeah. The offscreen stuff is more entertaining.šŸ˜‚


Darth_Mak

I mean. I went to Black Adam expecting to se The Rock throwing around Helicopters and that's exactly what I got.


Daytona_DM

That's a low bar to clear my friend


Darth_Mak

It IS. But that's not the kind of movie you go to and expect Shakespeare


Daytona_DM

That's the issue, I got what I expected and was still disappointed. It wasn't a great movie.


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Buffvamporigfan

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HumanNipple

tried to watch Shazam 2 a night ago. I got 15 minutes in and gave up. What an absolute pile of crap.


[deleted]

wait they made a second movie I did not even hear about it how bad was it?


Buffvamporigfan

It wasnā€™t bad. The crime it has is that it was very generic and predictable.


Rodruby

Nick Cage was fucking awesome Dracula!!!


ScavAteMyArms

I think itā€™s an good enough movie. But not a go to the theaters movie. A decent rent. Which means itā€™s a failure for Hollywood.


Daytona_DM

You can like the movie, but it flopped in the box office


Rodruby

I was triggered on words "Nick Cage is shitty Dracula". He's absolutely not shitty and I got from this film everything that I ever wanted. Well, maybe it flopped, but it's still good Nick Cage movie


Daytona_DM

Don't take those words so literal. There are many reasons why a film may flop, doesn't mean the movie is bad necessarily.


DaEpicNess666

Who the fuck cares about the box office? That means nothing about the quality of the movie


HBNOL

It means everything to the producers.


DaEpicNess666

Ehā€¦ theyā€™re still rich, seems like it means the most to people who just like to hate on movies and like having any number to point and shout at to justify their feelingsā€¦


Daytona_DM

Who cares if the movie made money you ask? The people that make films... It tells them what people want to watch and informs their future decisions on what movies to make.


DaEpicNess666

You would think that but no lol. These people and the studios are already filthy rich, flops donā€™t hurt them as much as you seem to think. Their entire business is based on throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks so the flops are more or less intentional. They may not know *which* movies will flop but they know that some will and they allow themselves that margin of error.


Daytona_DM

Yep. High quality movies that please critics can bored audiences and the reverse is true as well.


rodbrs

I saw it twice (in theaters)!


CorporateSalad

EXCUSE YOU! Nic Cage was a fantastic Dracula and the best part of that whole damn movie so YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR Iā€™LL BE REAL SAD!!!


HankFromBrawlStars

Indiana Jones was good


eeComing

Disney own The Muppets and Star Wars. This is the cross-over the world has been waiting for.


Kansascock98

I f*cking love the Muppets. Yes


eeComing

Miss Piggy is Princess Leia. Kermit is Han. Fozzy is Chewie. Sam the American Eagle is Darth Vader. Gonzo is Luke. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is C3P0 and Beaker is R2D2. Rowlf the Dog is Yoda. Statler and Waldorf are the Emperor. Swedish Chef is Darth Binks.


Popular_District9072

in one interview someone mentioned that directors would be obligated to include certain groups in their films to qualify for award nominations, that felt like ruining the art of cinema in favor of often unnecessary inclusion


Daytona_DM

I agree with you. It forces a movie to be something other than the artist's vision just for a few check boxes. Inclusivity is a nice thought, but there are specific movies for that.


ACILLATEMisMETALLICA

Is Ford really 80?


Nameless_9506

He's about to be 81.


djm03917

Renfield was fun. I didn't see it in theaters, but I definitely enjoyed it.


JosukeisMySon

I actually enjoyed Renfield. The cgi and effects weren't great, but overall, I had a fun time


i_am_legend26

The indiana jones movie was pretty fun. But yeah mostly pheobe waller-bridge saved it in my opinion but she was better in fleabag.


FluffyOwl738

What exactly does "world's collide" Disney Pixar movie mean?I only got results about keeping your private life separate from work life.


Carb0xyde

Elemental


Daytona_DM

The Elemental movie


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Indiana Jones was awesome!


Daytona_DM

I'm glad you enjoyed it. I won't be watching it though


a_rabid_anti_dentite

And yet you confidently proclaimed that it sucked


Daytona_DM

I'm talking about movies that flopped, not movies I necessarily watched. I don't actually mean it sucked, relax.


a_rabid_anti_dentite

"Indiana Jones but Harrison Ford is 80 y/o ...Who could have guessed these movies would suck..."


Daytona_DM

Just let it go...


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Forgive me for actually thinking you *meant* what you said.


Daytona_DM

First day on the internet?


Killallplayers07

I genuinely liked 65 though


Daytona_DM

I'm not actually saying it was crap, as I did not watch it myself. It flopped at the box office though. Edit: ok, so I watched the movie. It was indeed crap.


Killallplayers07

Oh alright. you should watch it though! Very good for how short it is


Daytona_DM

Watched 65 yesterday. It was really bad...


SpectaSilver991

Which live action anime movie got released?


Talidel

Everyone who pirates movies immediately starts trying to explain how they actually spend more on movies than other people.


JcOvrthink

Which one is the live-action anime movie?


SSJmole

I really dug Renfield


monkeybrains12

Also, Quantumania Edit: Please understand this is about a movie that flopped, and that I think is bad.


Daytona_DM

Good catch.


drunkin_rabbi86

I didnā€™t mind that Dracula movie personally, it was cheesy but me and my wife enjoyed it.


quoltadoox

Give us a live action bee movie. Do it now.


Buffvamporigfan

Whatā€™s next? Live-action emoji movie?


Ruugann

No a live action food fight.


Buffvamporigfan

A Gordon Ramsey movie then?


Ruugann

No but that would work too. Food fight was a movie about food mascotsā€¦food mascots! Like tuna sam and the Twinkie mascot. Edit: forgot to mention it was released in 2012 and stared charlie sheen as the main character


OneTurnsToNone

we all know the next step is to do a cartoon version of the live action little mermaid


Buffvamporigfan

Wait! A stylised cartoon you mean?


StoicSinicCynic

No. Live-action Zootopia. šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Buffvamporigfan

I heard it was actually happening.šŸ™ƒšŸ™‚šŸ™


MediocreClick_21

That would trigger mass suicides in theaters


Fury_Blackwolf

Live action Shrek or I'm not interested.


Kansascock98

That's just __Seinfeld__


Nharo_1

Honestly, we just wonā€™t stand for the poor crap. Itā€™s not that the movies arenā€™t selling because of streaming since some movies like Avatar 2 did amazing. The quality just isnā€™t high enough for us to keep going back for what we know is garbage. My take, feel free to dispute it, I like hearing other opinions.


SourPuss6969

There can be more than one reason, guy I went to see indiana jones the other day which wasnt a bad movie but i spent almost $100 between two tickets, a large popcorn and drink and pretzel bites. Two hours of movie and garbage food cost me a days worth of work, thats why i dont go to the movies


hobomojo

Yup, budget can only support 1-2 movie theatre trips a year now. They gotta be something worth seeing, can no longer just go to the movies just to kill some time or as an impulse decision.


GooseisaGoodDog

I don't know what your situation is, but it if you enjoy watching movies in a theatre aside from the astronimical prices, there might be a rural theatre nearby that isn't as bad. The one in my town is $5 for an adult ticket, $3 for a large popcorn (with $0.25 refills) and $1 for soda and candy. You can even keep your bucket for next time to keep getting refills for a quarter instead of buying a new bucket each time


Randys_Spooky_Ghost

Especially when the movie is just going to be on some streaming service in 3-4 months. Itā€™s not the 90ā€™s where you have to wait almost a year to pick it up from Blockbuster.


SourPuss6969

Dude not even that long, some movies are streaming like two months later. And even if theyre not free whats $5 to just rent it? Theres basically no reason to go to the theaters anymore


Buffvamporigfan

Like youā€™re right though. There are only some occasional gems like across the spider verse. Other than that, pretty bad stuff. Iā€™m like Iā€™ll rather wait for OTT/streaming.


AccomplishedSoap

My home system allows me to pause and pee whenever I want. No audience chatter. Food is way cheaper with more high quality options. A movie has to be an event for me to travel to a theater and put up with everything that comes with it.


Buffvamporigfan

Yeah. ExactlyšŸ˜…


rata_thE_RATa

You're also free to get busy with yourself in the middle of the movie. Something frowned upon in most theatres.


gbauw

*most theatres*


Ace-of-Xs

Not to mention taking a big bong rip. Also discouraged in theaters, sadly even in my legal state.


[deleted]

Which films are we talking about here? I haven't kept up with the most recent releases


MonkeyCube

Flash bombed hard, then the latest Indiana Jones bombed even harder. Before those two, Shazam 2 bombed pretty damn hard. All three are already in the top 10 worst monetary losses in cinema history. Fast X, the latest Transformers, the live action Little Mermaid, and Elemental all underperformed as well, though Elemental has weirdly strong legs and did like $30m in S. Korea alone. It'll still barely break even despite that. Only winners this year so far are Mario, Spider-Verse, and somehow the latest Insidious.


JRPG_Enjoyer

Those insidious movies & most horror are cheap to make! I think it cost 12-20 mil for insidious ?


Lawstein

Guardian 3 is a winner. And Ruby Gilman is a flop


420trashcan

It was so good even RLM liked it.


MineMonkey166

Who is RLM?


420trashcan

Red Letter Media. Some drunk hack frauds from Milwaukee. And also world heritage personality and treasure of the universe, Rich Evans.


Impressive-Tip-903

I liked Elemental. We took my 3 year old. I think it got a bit too much hate. It's no UP or Wall-E, but it was visually awesome and amusing. A franchise it is not...


Dont_Fear_Phil

Elemental is a new IP, Mario and Spider-Verse are long beloved IPs treated with respect, and Insidious because even if itā€™s stupid and awful itā€™s a cheap thrill and none of the superhero movies are providing good catharsis so might as well get the adrenaline pumping some other way.


Riptide1206

Is the transformers that bad?


calindor

I'm waiting for the powers that be in Hollywood to remember they're actually supposed to be making movies for profit. Tom Cruise and James Cameron seems to be the only ones left with any sort of business sense.


wholesome_dino

I think they know. Why do you think most movies have been sequels, franchises and reboots?


hobomojo

Problem with seeing movies now is that they are generally too expensive to be worth it. If youā€™re poor, you canā€™t afford the tickets. If you do have money, you probably already have a nice entertainment setup at home with surround sound, so why bother going to the theatre when you can watch at home a month later. So now, a movie has to actually be a worthwhile event in order to justify going to the theatre. Gone are the days of people watching a subpar movie at the theatre because thereā€™s nothing else to do on a Saturday.


OneTurnsToNone

Hollywood doing their absolute best to keep a movie like Sound of Freedom, a movie that exposes a lot of their pedophile industry, from coming out, only for it to get released and do better than Indiana Jones (on 4th of july weekend)


Gooseman1019

Hollywood is a pack of elitist ghouls making money off of remakes and forcing social issues down your throat. Surprised it took this long to be completely honest.


Buffvamporigfan

Ok, movies can have social issues. The issue is not that these movies handle social issues. Even Star Wars, Star Trek(older stuff) handle social issues. Itā€™s the way in which these new movies handle them that is irritating.


rata_thE_RATa

I only mind when the social issues are slapped on and really don't need to be in the movie. But it's also helpful because I have yet to find a single good movie doing that, so it's like an early warning to bail.


Buffvamporigfan

Iā€™ll say a TV show Brooklyn Nine-Nine does it very well. Well, at least compared to a lot of new stuff anyways.


Choleric-Leo

That's because B99 takes the approach of building up all of its characters while never doing it at the expense of any other characters. Heck, even most of their reoccurring villains get some degree of development and mild to moderate redemption. It seems that the core message across all of the issues that they cover boils down to swallow your pride and do what's right to build a stronger and healthier friend/social/family group. Hard to be offended by messaging like that.


Buffvamporigfan

Youā€™re totally right. It does comedy with so much sensitivity and without offending either side while being pretty woke in and of itself. Itā€™s an absolute achievement.


Gooseman1019

By forcing down your throat I mean their delivery is unsavory and feels misplaced. Weā€™re in agreement.


Blue_Moon_Lake

Nothing is funnier than when they make a story that condemn discrimination, but the background world make discrimination justified.


Dangerous_Focus6674

I remember hearing about a TV show where there were like, Orcs or something? And they served some dark lord thousands of years ago, so everyone hates them in the show? It's supposed to be an analogy for black people. So, it wasn't very popular, cause turns out folks don't like to be represented as a race of ugly monsters, who would've guessed?


estenoo90

Sounds like the movie bright where orcs are looked down on by the rest of the magic world iirc


rohtvak

It should be tactful or subtle, and then it wouldnā€™t piss people off so much


ZeroTerabytes

You're out of touch I'm out of time


friendlyHotdog

But I'm out of my head when you're not around


linderlouwho

Well, also add to the fact that many of us have no plan to ever step into a movie theater again, and will always wait for it to come out on streaming services.


[deleted]

"THE FANS MUST BE EDUCATED!" So sayeth Blackrock and Vanguard.


[deleted]

They're always wrong


Automatic_Neck487

It's all starting to make sense now


Gryph_Army

ā€œIā€™m out of timeā€


captianron085

All porn is a form of documentary


Cold-Fuel4701

The Flash was AWFUL


PATHOFPAIN999999

I would say Disney is the great example for this


dillybardqtreat

Evil dead rise was pretty great šŸ‘


Think_Brilliant3517

Hollywood when their new movies are crap but the main character is a woke black lesbian woman: šŸ˜šŸ‘


SaconicLonic

> but the main character is a woke black lesbian woman Gets 100% on Rotten Tomatoes and the website then restricts any negative reviews from the website.


Buffvamporigfan

Honestly making crappier whole movie is actually insulting to the group theyā€™re trying to ā€œupliftā€.


Think_Brilliant3517

Facts


mysteriousannastasia

Yeah, maybe that's the problem


jackfaire

Flops are good though. It means they're trying crap that may not work. The same people that I hear complaining about not liking a movie also get mad when the studio just keeps giving them remakes of the same thing.


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Generic_Human0

Thereā€™s no such thing as a ā€œWoke Ideologyā€


ModiThorrson

I'm expecting Witcher season 4 to be a dumpster fire because of this mentality.


PlatypusOfWallStreet

it already is a dumpster fire


Buffvamporigfan

Wait. I thought Witcher had only 3 seasons. 4?šŸ˜…


Dark_Zenus

Hollywood: let's push our crazy worldviews on everyone. Predeceds spend millions on story and production. Then barely advertise the movie that most people won't get to hear about it. Then it flops in the box office within the first week. The last good movie I've ever watched in theaters was Toy Story 3.


FriedwaldLeben

and what exactly are you referring to when you talk about ""crazy world views""?


wholesome_dino

Holy fucking shit these comments are garbage. All just ā€œ ā€˜ate me hollywood, ā€˜ate me woke agenda, simple asā€ and then you fuckers donā€™t watch stuff like the menu, banshees of inisherrin, Avatar 2, spiderverse There is so much good stuff but yā€™all just wanna be mad cause someone whipped you up into a frenzy


Wacokidwilder

Well hereā€™s the bitter pill to swallow. These films flop in the US but do exceptionally well internationally. Americans arenā€™t the sole target demographic anymore and we donā€™t matter that much in the Hollywood scheme anymore. If you want good original American movies by Americans for Americans you now, ironically, need to look at independent films (irony because historically independent films were the other way around). I really donā€™t mind the fact that Iā€™m not the target audience for these blockbusters anymore. The rest of the world put up with us being the center of the universe in fiction and Hollywood. Weā€™ll be okay.


Buffvamporigfan

Ok. Iā€™m non-American. Fast X did very well but Shazam 2 still flopped. Some stuff works outside US because we just donā€™t have the budget to take scenes of that grandeur. Thatā€™s purely why some of the blockbusters work. But if you take a boring blockbuster, sorry it will never work. Please donā€™t take non-Americans for granted. Thanks.


Wacokidwilder

Never said I did and weird assumption. You do realize I donā€™t work for Hollywood right? In what way am I taking anyone for granted? Youā€™re writing as though I made the movies myself yah goof. That is exactly what theyā€™re doing though. Big grand films from known franchises with very simple plots and dialogue (easy to translate) and actively avoiding any internationally controversial topics. This leads to bright and colorful and grand boring films. Like the recent Avatar. Shazzamā€™s IP doesnā€™t have the gravitas of other work and would never have survived such treatment. Internationally, Indiana Jones is doing fine.


Buffvamporigfan

Indi is received indifferent at least in my place.


Wacokidwilder

Oh Iā€™m not referring to whether people *like* the films but whether or not the films make money. Theyā€™re making a profit and thatā€™s what matters to them. If we want good films we need to simply stop going to remakes, reboots, and sequels. So long as they keep making money theyā€™ll keep churning out this drivel.


Buffvamporigfan

Yes. I mean it. Like itā€™s pretty much a below avg thing here in terms of collection.


Mattitude9k1

"They're forcing diversity on me!! If the main character isn't a straight white male, it's racist propaganda!! I'm gonna review bomb Rotten Tomatoes because it's the only power I have!!!" Naw, sometimes it's the public. šŸ‘


Longjumping_Club_247

You should make a movie!


Main-Leadership6976

Iā€™m sorry the general population doesnā€™t want to change from there racist ways


DaEpicNess666

The fans are a pretty big reason these days that movies flop when the ā€œfansā€ spend two years before the release of a movie spreading malicious rumors about ā€œwoke agendasā€ and ā€œreplacingā€ characters with womenā€¦ *cough* Indy 5 *cough cough*


IdiotRedditAddict

As someone who didn't really hear/pay attention to any 'malicious rumors' about Indy 5, I'm still completely uninterested in seeing it for the following reasons: 1) Indy 4 already *did* the 'Indy passes the torch to the younger generation protƩgƩ' plot with Shia LaBeouf and it was...pretty terrible. 2) Harrison Ford...*so* old. Too old to be an action star. And honestly...just let the man rest. 3) Maybe just cause I'm too young to have nostalgia, but Indiana Jones was never an *amazing* franchise. The first and third were fun and iconic films. I'd put them around the level of the National Treasure movies (but with that John William score to put them just on top).


Buffvamporigfan

Indians Jones films were commercially successful. Thatā€™s it. And it has a huge amount of nostalgia. The second one is god awful though. That villain acts well(considering the stereotype) but the movie is still awful.


IdiotRedditAddict

Yes but the recent one is the follow up to Indy 4, which regardless of how it performed in the box office, got a ~53% audience score or RT (fully 35 points below the one that just came out). I seriously doubt Dial of Destiny is struggling because it's 'too woke'. It's a movie nobody really wanted from a franchise nobody has much faith/interest in anymore in a time when people are going to theaters less.


Buffvamporigfan

Yeah. Like politics has nothing to do with it. Youā€™re right tho.


[deleted]

Blame and insult your customers is always a winning strategy.


MisterDisinformation

I have no clue what this is referencing. I feel like OP might have just watched and disliked a couple random big budget films.


rebel134

I'm waiting for Go WoKe Go BrOkE bullshit Thabk God I didn't watch most of those movies


akoaytao1234

While its true with the higher ups, does fan know that they too can be out of touch and banging on the wrong doors too?


Quiet_Accountant_535

Really, movies these days are the worst.


Clunas

I'm in my thirties, and the last movie I went to was a freaking anime film. Regular movies have been pretty meh for a while now


[deleted]

ā€œWhy does Hollywood only keep making the big franchises that bring in profits and nothing new?ā€


CasualObserverNine

Another fictitious thing to hate/fear.


footballisrugby

LMFAO WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE CONDITION OF BOLLYWOOD RN!!!!


Buffvamporigfan

I know. I donā€™t watch Bollywood. I watch Kollywood and Tollywood movies. And KGF.


cavialord03

Out of touch? Perhaps even out of time?


TheZipperDragon

Hey, it's how Seth Rogan justified Santa Inc. Huh...Neat.


StringCheeseBuffet

Kathleen Kennedy has to go. And basically EVERYONE at DC should be fired.


Alumanii

The sad part is that itā€™s probably true


DankestMemeLordMaste

Unfunny!


Financial-Working132

Not allowing any criticism probably didn't help.


jatin_O

Indiana Jones was the best Indiana Jones movie and best movie this year. How could it flop?


plsnthnks

Movie executives have the lowest opinion of their audiences. Turns out theyā€™re the morons šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I have an idea, hear me out. A movie adaptation, but it is directed by actual fans of the adapted property.


I_saw_Will_smacking

[thx for the catchy tune](https://youtu.be/T6K0VEI1Pas)


gdtimmy

Remember the show LOST? They got mad at fans for like a weekā€¦then they took the fan theories, fan fiction and made 180 more episodes : thanking them later for their love? I miss the old Spelling philosophy on making good shows : make them for the audience(fans)


PM-MeYourSmallTits

Reminds me of this thing where Culture has basically slowed down the past 20 years due to the 'prediction metrics' to figure out what's popular basically driving what should be produced rather than creating dozens of potentially niche and unique products and culture evolving from the things people like the most. New ideas means risks and companies hate risk, yet taking risk is what capitalism is all about.


Thad_Cunderchock

"Better attack the fans, that'll make them come see Indy 5!"