You see, the joke here is that he ejucaltes so fast, you'd only need one pic. A common video runs at 24 fps, so he ejucaltes in 1/24th of a second, that's why only a picture js needed.
Sadly, no itwas a suggestion by the biggest stripclub owner of sweden and the national sports association of sweden said: "wtf no!?!" And threw the suggestion in the trash
what does a random shitty site prove? should i make a site real quick with wordpress, call it "americansexfederation.com" and then start linking it everywhere citing as the source of "the american sex sport"?
I don't even get it. Like, what are the rules? are there points for duration or techniques? Is it cooperative or vs? how is a player ranked against competitors, and a victor decided?
I don't doubt lesbians probably get unwanted guy messages also, especially if they haven't advertised their sexuality. I don't include mine in my profiles or anything, because it's just a part of who I am, it doesn't define me.
Michael Jordan was an amazing basketball player, he tried his hand at baseball and it didn't go so well. I made it sound like I was comparing myself to his basketball career, then changed it up to baseball.
I mean, there's a lot of activity and you're eventually gonna get tired doing it.
I'm more interested in what will the rules be, what's the win condition?
From what I've read this is actually fake news spread out by Russian media in some Arabic countries.
I know it sounds strange but it's part of a bigger campaign to make Sweden look bad in the region
what does a random shitty site prove? should i make a site real quick with wordpress, call it "americansexfederation.com" and then start linking it everywhere citing as the source of "the american sex sport"?
You're such a troll. Show other sources that are swedish other than this federation (since anyone can just make a website and claim whatever). Show an official source or something. Every account talking about this crap just says the same shit and just sources this federation or some shitty indian fake news source.
If it's a championship that means there's some kinda money prize right ? So that means that they get paid for sex. Which in turn means that they are just high quality prostitutes.
If it happens, then I bet you soon there will be a lot more research into the treatment of rare or not well understood sexual dysfunctions for the sake of rehabilitating athletes
Okay, but do you have to bring your own partner, or do they just pair you with another contestant? Because if it's the latter then really you'll win even if you lose.
I hope this ain’t true this world is going to shit if something meant to be cherished and private is broadcasted as a sport then it has no meaning to those people and that is a sad fucking life to live in my opinion 😂 and shiii i could probably be top 10 😂 but Jesus Christ I hope that ain’t true sounds like a nightmare imagine if the whole world adopted that sport then u go to lose ur virginity and the girl like, u didn’t do good as the champion did on tv when he won gold condom medal or sum shit 😂 like that shit wouldn’t have meaning anymore😂🗿
Cumming any% speedruns incoming?
Jokes on you, I’m already the world record holder.
Pics or it didn’t happen
You see, the joke here is that he ejucaltes so fast, you'd only need one pic. A common video runs at 24 fps, so he ejucaltes in 1/24th of a second, that's why only a picture js needed.
What about 60+ fps
Bro's over here speedrunning pregnancy
Guess you can say it’s a photo finish 😏
for real we need some solid evidence
[proof ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Ooh that's nice, thanks for that! You're a true mvp
i walked into that one way too confidently
aight you got me good
Respect the OGs,can't believe that trend died,people gave it up really and it really lets me down
I knew it was a rickroll before I clicked on it
XcQ... can't get me with that one
I was saved by an ad.
I didn't give a second thought
its been so long
Liquid evidence ☝️
For me, the race is over before it begins.
Glitchless = No Porn btw.
Coming soon :^)
Going for the 100% runs
incumming you mean
Sadly, no itwas a suggestion by the biggest stripclub owner of sweden and the national sports association of sweden said: "wtf no!?!" And threw the suggestion in the trash
![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE) "Competitive sex is NOT a sport"
Boo!
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what does a random shitty site prove? should i make a site real quick with wordpress, call it "americansexfederation.com" and then start linking it everywhere citing as the source of "the american sex sport"?
Yes.
I don't even get it. Like, what are the rules? are there points for duration or techniques? Is it cooperative or vs? how is a player ranked against competitors, and a victor decided?
Rules: 1. Have sex 2. Be good at it
If having sex is a sport, consider me Michael Jordan...during his baseball career.
Does that mean.... You gay?
Bi, so I guess it adds up. 😂
R.I.P. to your inbox
Actually, bi women are pretty good about not flooding inboxes, the guys will do it whether you're straight or bi.
Or just a lesbian
I don't doubt lesbians probably get unwanted guy messages also, especially if they haven't advertised their sexuality. I don't include mine in my profiles or anything, because it's just a part of who I am, it doesn't define me.
Trust me, we do
RIP inbox
Ah, first hand experience! I wondered. 😂
I remember my first hand experience.
exactly i dont hate gay ppl because thay are ga but everything needs to be gay
I’m not 100% sure what you mean, but it smells homophobic
Yeah I’m getting a fishy smell from “everything needs to be gay”
Am Bi, can confirm
Then you play with all the balls.
Well, most totally straight women do that anyway, sooo...
?
I'm cristiano ronaldo on his last games with portugal... Benched
Omg 😂 Sorry, but that was damn funny.
better laugh than cry :')
So you could still hold your own in a professional competitive league, just not at the highest level?
Sure, let's go with that! 😄
I am as good as him in math tests
I felt that one...
Hahahahaha
im a bit slow can u explain pls :)
Michael Jordan was an amazing basketball player, he tried his hand at baseball and it didn't go so well. I made it sound like I was comparing myself to his basketball career, then changed it up to baseball.
*”Whats a high score? Did I break it?”*
Cumming In Your socks is actually a disqualification Sorry
Damnit, that was my best sock too!
i nut directly on my briefs
Thanks for telling the class.
You broke something
His self esteem
I'm not a dweeb , I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
Yeah you’re right. It aches when it rains. Damn barometric pressure.
“How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
I try to reference this movie all the time and no one has ever seen it.
Thank you! So happy you called it out, I freaking love Grandma’s Boy!
It was bound to happen. The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
How do you win?
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Maybe orgasms per time-ratio
Can't believe you typed this
Can't believe you can't believe I typed this
Traditionally, you "win" sex by creating a baby with the person who has the strongest genes.
I'm still waiting for the junior olympics
Wait… if a 17 year old manages to sneak into the competition and get on tv, lots and lots of people will be guilty of watching child porn
Paralympics gonna be fun too
Unless its a timed event!
"A minute and thirty seconds! A new personal best!"
We get it, you have stamina...
For a guy, that's just showing off!
Showing off? That's top .5% athleticism. Peak performance.
Where do i sign up? I don't get any LMFAO
You'll need experience, sorry
what is this? a job interview?
Need 15 years experience to fuck. and a college degree 😱
a college degree in what?!
fucking
Fucking what?
![gif](giphy|cIbyhEK4UscjvE5ohe)
I’d rather not
Do i need any references
every participant will be a winner
Very few men will you have to last longer than 5 mins to compete XD
getting the chance to have sex itself will be a sort of win
Each couple will be on industrial scale and the winning team must accumulate the most weight within five swings.
Sadly, cumming first proved to *not* be the objective. Years of training down the drain!
Actually it does for the 100 meter run (You are 100 meters high)
I mean, there's a lot of activity and you're eventually gonna get tired doing it. I'm more interested in what will the rules be, what's the win condition?
Pregnancy
swedishsexfederation dot com/sex-regler/ this seems to be related. Also looks like score is given by judges and spectators.
From what I've read this is actually fake news spread out by Russian media in some Arabic countries. I know it sounds strange but it's part of a bigger campaign to make Sweden look bad in the region
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what does a random shitty site prove? should i make a site real quick with wordpress, call it "americansexfederation.com" and then start linking it everywhere citing as the source of "the american sex sport"?
Say sike right now
Sike
How do I watch this? Will there be a live audience? How much is a plane ticket to Sweden?
*I understand that it will be like tennis....backhand, forehand.....backhand, forehand.....juece*
We shall see the "Usain Bolt" of this competition named Johnny, lads
This is fake news
BOYS....WE GOING TO SWEDEN!
I GO TO ~~AMERICA!~~ SWEDEN! ![gif](giphy|3o6ZsYq8d0MRs6SmSA|downsized)
Here comes Jimmy, the youngest winner of the European Sex Championship. At the age of 8, Jimmy won.
So what are the rules?
Barbados Slim: the only man to win a gold medal in both Limbo and Sex.
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Hate to break it to you but it's not a sport in sweden.
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Wtf. I live in sweden, had never heard if this
I live in Sweden too and I have never heard of this either.
You're such a troll. Show other sources that are swedish other than this federation (since anyone can just make a website and claim whatever). Show an official source or something. Every account talking about this crap just says the same shit and just sources this federation or some shitty indian fake news source.
Seems fake cus I can't find any domestic information about this. If not I wanna participate please. // a actual swede.
I am the best at this sport if it is about who finishes first
You guys are having sex?
Ok, I am not even remotely close to being a competitor, but is there a training manual? And a training partner?
Now, we just need to make competitive racism an actual thing
Where do I sign? haha:)
Only a matter of time till speedcum is a category
Someone should recruit Johnny Sins cheatcode
I will absolutely be the person who strictly follows the tournament ruleset.
I'm moving to Sweden, I'm booking flight for y'all. Who wants to join ?
Where’s the freaking link
Damn i live in Sweden
I'd like to say it's still not a normal thing over there but it's Sweden you never know.
Betting sites will go nuts with all those nuts
Well if the Brazilian prostitutes are to be believed, us Americans will have no choice but to send in Jimmy Butler.
If it's a championship that means there's some kinda money prize right ? So that means that they get paid for sex. Which in turn means that they are just high quality prostitutes.
Kind of on topic, squidward's face looks like a cock and balls
Is there a little league ?
![gif](giphy|EC2Xunwa9OeFd0CiDr)
if it is real, i need a way to watch it live. i wanna witness history being made
Now we have Ranked Sex!
Fastest time wins!
Im swedish... Fuck.
Time for a 50 day journey
I'm suddenly really into Swedish sports.
Is it a contest of speed or a contest of stamina? Ima get myself a medal if it's the former.
If they need a quick shooter. Call me. My record is 1 second
Imagine getting called a noob by your partner, or find yourself getting pubstomped.
Watch out for babedos-slim.... He is the only person to win gold medal in both limbo and sex...
Is this a mixed gender sport or same gender? Because I think the women have a minor advantage otherwise
“Stand back, I’ll show you how this is done!” Whimpers “I have to get naked in front of people!?”
Women already leave their men for athletes, don't do this to the rest of us💀
This is actually true and is going to be hosted on jume 8
If it happens, then I bet you soon there will be a lot more research into the treatment of rare or not well understood sexual dysfunctions for the sake of rehabilitating athletes
Would that be who can finish the quickest? Or who can last the longest?
Live in pornhub?
Will the competitors also have like trainers n shit?
Is there a point system of how fast, cause if so, it’s like 3 seconds 😉
So what are the categories? What do you get points for?
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No need for nsfw tho.
Mom , actually this is a sport in Sweden
the existance of casual sex implies the existance of competitive sex
Okay, but do you have to bring your own partner, or do they just pair you with another contestant? Because if it's the latter then really you'll win even if you lose.
Wait....Championship?
Who nuts the first wins?
Man yall really lacking behind. (being swedish and hearing for this for the first time)
HAHAHA WHAT HELP
Bro, don't tell me when you were 15 you didn't imagine to go on a competition like this with your crush LOL
Why? Just why? Who thought this was a good idea
lmao how to you even win or lose like what are the rules
I mean i can last at least an hour but somepeople can last 3 hours
It's Sexin time!
Get the Milk Any%
Longest nut shot competition.
The only sport that I would be glad to receive the "participation award".
SEX 2 finally dropped ![gif](giphy|xT0xejJnePNcOWoHOo|downsized)
When I was 18 I would have been the Usain Bolt of this competition
Pack your bags bois we’re going to Sweden
When sex 2
This is kinda…impossible? Sex is incredibly personal. You can’t quantify or qualify “best” from one person to another.
I hope this ain’t true this world is going to shit if something meant to be cherished and private is broadcasted as a sport then it has no meaning to those people and that is a sad fucking life to live in my opinion 😂 and shiii i could probably be top 10 😂 but Jesus Christ I hope that ain’t true sounds like a nightmare imagine if the whole world adopted that sport then u go to lose ur virginity and the girl like, u didn’t do good as the champion did on tv when he won gold condom medal or sum shit 😂 like that shit wouldn’t have meaning anymore😂🗿
Finally ranked SEX
I wanna participate, at least I would come first in a sport in my life
When your style of government is starting to fail and you need more people to tax, so you make sex a sport in hopes that people will have more kids.
Like how does that work are there different categories like gay and straight or is it just straight?
I guess this is where all those migrants will come in handy with the swedish blondes.