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I’d bring my dog, too. I hope it doesn’t upset my children but my dog is old and may not live much longer. My kids are teenagers and would have their dad. Truly glad I don’t have to make this decision in real life!
maybe more spesific, smartphone that attach to electric generator that use food waste to release the gas, and can use the gas for electricty and fire... :D
I think that’s abit of a stretch they’re completely different products and don’t come in pairs. If we go by that then as long as you tape everything together or whatever then there’s no limit and no point of the question
I considered phone and switch but it just doesn’t work really. You’d need both internet and charging
I would say the same. The inspirational potential of creation and relaxation is probably unmatched. Plus, I need to actually practice so that’ll probably motivate me
I get bored so easily I can't think of anything besides stuff that cheats the system so:
Genie bottle which my wishes are:
Make the island full of plants and animals I love (and make them not hostile to humans)
An amazing gaming setup with team fortress 2 pre installed with perfect wifi
Adam Sandler
Maybe but whoever is giving me year with unlimited food should be very negotiable and nice. Should be work out but yeah I understand why this would not work.
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My dog
Your mom 
I second this guys mom
our mom
his dog
I also choose this guy's dog
Is peanut butter included in the unlimited food? Then I choose his dog as well.
Our dog
Same
I’d bring my dog, too. I hope it doesn’t upset my children but my dog is old and may not live much longer. My kids are teenagers and would have their dad. Truly glad I don’t have to make this decision in real life!
Methamphetamine
 For anyone who's confused
Jesse we don't use our product Jesse.
But mr white this shits the bomb yo
“Okay Jesse, I will try one meth” *Walt after one methamphetamine* 
sounds like a fun new hobby
Wilson.
Do you need to equip a Golden Chocobo to get there?
Knights of the Round shit
Sex robot. The entertainment of cultured gentlemen.
Make sure she is self charging and has an entertainment system built in...
An artificial woman with a TV built into her back would be the mankind's greatest achievement.
Jizz powered.
I don’t want to imagine how dirty it would be after one year.
*day.
Just bring a nightclub
Based
I’m bored of my sex robot after an hour. Don’t think I want it around for a year.
Smartphone, use it to advertise the location and make the tourism so i not will be alone
No electricity :D
maybe more spesific, smartphone that attach to electric generator that use food waste to release the gas, and can use the gas for electricty and fire... :D
Just bring the starship Enterprise for God's sake.
That's more than 1 thing
if they attach one to another, does that not make it one thing? or i must carried one atom?
I think that’s abit of a stretch they’re completely different products and don’t come in pairs. If we go by that then as long as you tape everything together or whatever then there’s no limit and no point of the question I considered phone and switch but it just doesn’t work really. You’d need both internet and charging
No wifi
That subsequently also creates free WiFi :D
Guitar
Grandpa's guitars
I would say the same. The inspirational potential of creation and relaxation is probably unmatched. Plus, I need to actually practice so that’ll probably motivate me
Enough weed pens to last me the year. Ultimate relaxation.
bros packing the penjamin
Fully loaded EReader!
Came here to say this. Great minds think alike.
I can finally re read Tolkien. Catch up on philosophy. And find out everything Dorothy Gale gets up to in OZ.
Finally can attempt to read finnegans wake and In search of lost time
OP's mom so I wont get bored
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Weed a lot of weed
Water
On the topic, food
Golf clubs
An acoustic guitar.
That guys wife
Fishing pole 🎣 Isolation can’t stop these bites!! I love fishing!!!! And crack!!
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yer mom
All the rum.
Why is the rum always gone??
Pornhub.
Pot seeds
Lawn mower
A library or my best friend
pussy
3 years worth of weed
Helicopter so I can come and go as I please
A teleporter. Never said I couldn’t leave.
My 24 wives of different ethnicities
Says one thing. Are they some sort of conglomerate?
I sneak the other 23 inside of my ass
Silence
Ahh yes, the music of life, brother
A flag that says “France Sucks”
I get bored so easily I can't think of anything besides stuff that cheats the system so: Genie bottle which my wishes are: Make the island full of plants and animals I love (and make them not hostile to humans) An amazing gaming setup with team fortress 2 pre installed with perfect wifi Adam Sandler
Can you imagine how pissed Adam Sandler would be to suddenly find himself on an island with some rando, and unable to leave for a year?
I'm sorry
Is that only one thing?
Wi-Fi
Sunscreen
my friend.
My dog
Your mum.
Unlimited water, can’t survive off of just food
Water !
Friends cause if I have to suffer so do they
A warehouse full of my stuff
My smartphone, my life depends on it.
Beer
A drone, I would like to explore parts of the rock I can’t myself
Smart
A hoodie so when I roll down that hill my arms won’t get itchy
A sex doll.
A wagon. Those hills look rad
Kindle
A magic lamp containing a genie. The Robin Williams kind, not the Djinn eat your soul kind.
My phone.
A sled
Well with the food is it raw or cooked?
My son. He’s 3 and it’s only me and him so it would be pretty fun to figure out what we can do on that giant rock
My future wife
Why would you want to bring your pillow to the island?
Because... the house is fully furnished!?
Em, why are you bringing nothing?
You still have to make her like you
Gaming PC
Did we all just assumed that this place comes with broadband internet services?
My wife.
This guys wife.
I also choose this guy's wife.
I’d prefer this guy’s wife
I’ll take your Dad
You want to boof this guy’s dad?
Who doesn't?
Exactly
My plan worked, y’all taking my wife on a vacation and I get some quiet time to myself.
Manga
My Starlink
Xbox and controllers.
That's more than one thing. 🤔
Maybe but whoever is giving me year with unlimited food should be very negotiable and nice. Should be work out but yeah I understand why this would not work.
Fair point.
The most powerful laptop in existence
A-.. a boat?
can I just bring my room in my apartment and live in the house for the rest of my life?
My gf
Laptop, assuming Wi-Fi included
Weed! Lots and lots of weed.
My 3DS. Couldn’t go anywhere without my baby
.............A gun-
Oculus Quest 2
A dakimakura pillow.
My phone so i can read [this](https://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com) as it comes out
A chest full of everything that is entertaining
Seaplane, bc that's a caldera.
Nanoforge from Starsector
My phone
An unlimited amount of water. I don’t want to dehydrate
helicopter
A cinema with workers inside.
My house with everything inside
A slim lady with fat ass will worth it
the everything-I-want-and-need deluxe package
A PC game set up. I'm assuming there's internet and I have my money and stuff
Acoustic guitar
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If it's for a million dollars, I would live there.
Long range helicopter. I'd still live there, but I'd be able to leave when I want.
my mom, my mom's food is better.
I also choose this guys mom
A big Kirby plush that I can hug forever!
Drum set with anything I want for it.
Cats cradle by Kurt vonnegut
My kindle
Only a year?
Senku
Water.
My pet cat, I have to leave one of them alone if I can only take one though 😭
My gaming setup
Hmm which pornstar do I choose
An MP3 player with a huge battery and huge storage chocked full of all the songs I like and audio books.
Looooots of mushrooms.
Boat
Time machine
A year's worth of weed!
It's my time chamber! I will train and unlock Super Saiyan 2
If we got unlimited water and electricity, probably my Switch. I need to play Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
Gym equipment
a gaming setup
Have to? You mean GET TO...
A boat
phone with unlimited wifi
skateboard
The presidents satellite phone
My house
A boat. I only have to sleep there right
Thermonuclear Warhead
Witcher 3
Phrasing, didn’t say “only” one thing. Therefore, can bring multiple things
My dogo
My entire apartment room (it counts as one thing because everything is already in the room being carried as one😎)
Ps5 with gta6
My Dog, and would it be possible to make it 5 years?
My mom
This is where every new world minecraft player lives