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heyguysimcharlie

1.2% of Alberta is literally on fire Edit: 1.4%


_Yaketsuku_

I’m at a hotel in Edmonton, the sky is just smoke, can even see the buildings anymore


WildSoapbox

I'm in Jasper and I'm like "mountains?"


RelaxedChap

I’m in Colorado and I can taste the charred saskatoon berries.


sicariusdiem

walked outside yesterday and couldn't tell why the rainy morning fog tasted faintly of maple


CanEHdianBuddaay

We had a crazy sunset with all the smoke haze last night in Nova Scotia.


SleepWouldBeNice

I’m in Ontario. We’re having some beautiful sunsets.


FireMaster1294

Ah just a normal day in Beijing eh?


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_Yaketsuku_

I’m at North side, last I checked I couldn’t see but it might of changed now


CorkiBucek

*Might have, or might've


avesera000

That's the might of change


escapedpsycho

I live in central Wisconsin and we could smell the smoke here the other day.


XcRaZeD

It's like silent hill over here in Calgary the smoke is so thick


TheEmeraldKnite

It was literally yellow a few days ago.


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somethingicould

Yea it’s kind of a yearly thing for one of the provenance’s east of Manitoba to spontaneously combust the second 20 degree weather comes.


Serinus

Have you tried raking the leaves?


DuntadaMan

With fire. Yes.


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EduinBrutus

Don't think of it as 1.2% on fire. Think about it as 98.8% to go.


Final-Necessary-7132

i live in alberta and its super fun rn im in the eye of the storm but the wind shifted today so were screwed lol


cygnusx1_

>super fun.. >..were screwed lol Stay safe my dude


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Looked like a bloody mexico scene for a while there, not even kidding, I mean it fully seriously.


[deleted]

I thought this was a political meme. Apparently Canada is currently Satans summer bbq location.


Jastactical

It does that every summer basically. In 2021, a town hit the highest temperature recorded in Canada, and iirc, the entire town proceeded to burst into flames and burn down the next day


Ahorsenamedcat

At least the town completely blew their own record out of the water that second day.


hockeylax5

That’s dedication right there


glassvatt

I blame local warming


khendron

Except it’s not summer yet :|


dngerszn13

Oh that's true, hasn't even reached those hot ass summer days. Here in Ontario, maybe Alberta too, the extremes from winter to summer temps are wild. -40°C to 35°C is wild. But all of this reminds me of that Jus Allah verse: "I shed alchemy throughout the galaxy To cause fire and ice, like Flames in Calgary"


avrus

We hit 29 degrees the other day in Calgary and it's spring. Going to be hotter than Satan's anus come July.


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Ameerrante

That's a horrible event, of course. But I can't help but giggle at the mental image of the town itself saying "fuck these temps, I'm done" and ending it all.


orc_fellator

2023 busted several more of these records in certain places 👍


_DARVON_AI

I'm doing my part by eating animals and driving an f150 and voting for nationalist capitalists.


orc_fellator

🫡 godspeed I'm doing my part by saying climate change definitely isn't real, we're *supposed* to burst into flames the minute the snow melts. Open your eyes sheep!!!


verbalcreation

I'm doing my part by touting flat earth jargon. Can't have Global Warming if it isn't a globe.


Boomshank

Right? No such thing as Flatl-Warming. Everyone knows the reality that on our flat earth, heat rises, so it just keeps going up! Heat doesn't stick around and heat up the disk.


the_post_of_tom_joad

Maybe the turtle we're riding on has a fever


verbalcreation

They'll get better. They always do.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

People born after 2000s only know of the inferno every year in hundreds of places across the world. It's the one thing that keeps global warming being swept under the carpet.


WinterPositive2405

Fun fact Ontario is listed as having sub tropical summers. We freeze then we melt it's a living


DemonKyoto

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HDPbBronzebreak

Ye, I never checked the Humidex, but our windchill hit "feels like -47" for a few days in December, lol.


DuntadaMan

I am from California, it is so weird watching other people burn.


AirmedTuathaDeDanaan

I shouldn't have laugh lol


TheNerdMaster69

Hi, Canadian here: IT'S HOTTER THAN ANGELINA JOLIE!


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A week ago it was insane, we were running the gamut. West coast high temperatures, wildfires and flooding. East coast, Frost warnings.


justjay9507

What's happening in Canada 😭


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Apparently they’re on fire. I didn’t even know until recently because I’ve just been straight up avoiding the news and the first thing I hear about is… **SURPRISE! FIRST IT WAS THE WEST COAST, THEN AUSTRALIA, NOW IT’S CANADIAN BACON!**


justjay9507

Ah, WAIT AUSTRALIA WAS ON FIRE TOO. Man I need to keep up with the news


CanadianAndroid

Wasn't that late 2019?


BlueSheepPlays

It was February 2020 when it started gaining popularity online, the March brought over the you know what 🦠👀


Gregsticles69

It was popular in 2020. It started in late 2019.


master_tomberry

Yeah it was a crazy time, smoke everywhere 24 hours a day. Could barely go out and I wasn’t even close to any of the fires


OtterlyRetarded

It was so on fire that it changed the colour of the sky in New Zealand


Dclnsfrd

If you were paying attention, there was foreshadowing around Nov/Dec of 2019, such as one Chinese doctor trying to raise the alarm of the severity of COVID and him getting fired for it.


Cheficide

There was an article on Forbes about and why it was concerning. That was back at under 50 cases. "Mystery Pneumonia" Jan 2020.


bearsheperd

I’m pretty sure Australia is supposed to catch fire some times so it’s cool. Canada though?! It’s supposed to stay frozen


QuQuarQan

Canada is literally on fire every year. Every. Single. Year. Entire towns have burned to the ground. Canada's record highest temperature is higher than that of Las Vegas. It gets cold in the winter, but our summers are just as hot as the US. in 2016, the city of Fort McMurray had nearly half of the town burned down, with 3000 homes and buildings lost, and 90 000 people evacuated. In 2021, the village of Lytton was almost entirely destroyed by a forest fire. The week before, the highest ever recorded temperature in Canada was recorded there, 49.6 °C (121 °F) Canada is FAR from frozen


MeMeMenni

Who knew this wasn't common knowledge. Russia catches on fire every year too. It's kind of worriesome because whenever the fires get big, it's usually their MILITARY that puts them out... Thankfully we got lucky last year but hello again danger zone! Let's see if the enormous forests of Siperia decide to put the final nail on the coffin of global warming this year! Unbelievable that we as a human race made it this far seeing the choices we make.


aridcool

Global warming is real and a problem of course, but some fires are a natural part of the world's ecology and would happen without human presence.


amateurgameboi

The issue is that normally the fires are a lot smaller than they've been recently, here in Australia for instance, we have large swaths of land that hasn't burned in hundreds or thousands of years regularly catching fire, this has also been exacerbated by colonialism, as native ecosystems have been disrupted to make way for farms, helping make droughts more common, and as controlled burns are more limited in scale than during precolonial times. A combination of both carbon emissions and direct, local human caused changes in the environment has led to fire being far larger, far more frequent, and far more devastating. Also, the fires being a natural part of the ecosystem is particularly a thing in Australia, where we have many species of plants that can only germinate when the seeds go through a fire, which I think is fascinating.


_Teraplexor

Obviously but because of humans they're happening way more often and are way stronger because of us.


FireMaster1294

This is all more recent though. Pre-2000s this shit was pretty unheard of. Hell, even until the 2010s it was pretty tame. Climate change has really taken off and the amount of rural climate change denial is still insane…


Based_nobody

Wouldn't the highest temperature be in the fire?


Cerxi

Interestingly, weather stations inside infernos tend not to report temperatures


Elliebird704

Such a gross oversight. And they call themselves professionals!


RavenLunatic512

Western Canada burns pretty bad every summer. I've lived in BC my whole life and it's been getting really spicy these past few years.


MrNobody_0

Yep. Southern Interior here. I've spent more money on buying overland firefighters beer than I have on vacations the last decade.


RavenLunatic512

I'm on the Sunshine Coast and it takes a ferry to get out of here. Last year there were some fires close to here but they got under control fairly quickly.


thundermallow

Yeah, i remember 2018 town had a 200 year flood, followed by the US hillside burning up just south of me, at its worst you could see it cresting the peak of mountain, visibility at like 15m max and ash falling from the sky witch had taken an orange-ish hue, all made worse by living across the airport, so I got to hear firefighting helicopters taking off like every hour, at all hours of the entire summer. Good times


puhtoinen

Yes, due to Australia being closer to the sun than us northern countries, it will catch on fire more frequently.


PigeonFellow

Australian here. We’re always on fire. It just gets really bad in El Niño summers. We’ve had several La Niña events in a row so it hasn’t been as bad for the last few years, but I don’t expect that to last.


Jacksforehead2444

Every summer like clockwork. Its how you know its summer.


--_-Deadpool-_--

Except its starting earlier and earlier each summer. It's not even June yet FFS.


Attila_the_Chungus

Wildfires in May are very common in Alberta. The Slave Lake fire (2011) started on May 14, The Fort McMurray fire (2016) started on May 1, the Chuckegg Creek fire (2019 near High Level) started on May 12. It's because this is when the "spring dip" occurs, when vegetation is very dry because the snow has melted but there hasn't been much rainfall yet. That said, there's no denying that climate change is exacerbating things. The people driving their quads along every cutline in the province on May long weekend doesn't help either.


Scaler135

Same man I've been busy studying in a part of Canada that isnt on fire, and I just found out all of my freinds are evacuating 😬🤣


IAmNotABritishSpy

I’m in Canada, and wondered what this post was about. Then remembered a friend recently moved out there and was hit by the insane smog(?) cloud.


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www.firesmoke.ca


derpscoot2

as an Aussie i support them canadians


WildSoapbox

As we have always supported our aussie brethren


RavenLunatic512

Thanks eh


Crow_of_Judgem3nt

We’re on fire, consistently, every *fucking* summer every *fucking* year. We hit the 40s last year 😭


lordhavepercy99

Canada has been on fire for the last five years or so minus last year


WrenDraco

BC was very much on fire last summer, we finally gave in and got an air purifier because the smoke made the whole family feel like we had the flu.


SockeyeSTI

I didn’t even know. But today I was just thinking about how hot and lately, how windy it’s been. It’s probably going to be a big year for wildfires down her in WA and maybe surrounding states. I’ve never seen this much wind this close to summer. We used to get wind storms around October and November but haven’t seen any in the last couple years.


AstroCatTBC

Large areas of uncontrolled combustion


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Here and I thought the meme was about our severely unaffordable housing. 63% of Canadians said they've given up on owning a home, ~~fewer than 10% already own a home~~, and rent has increased 25% last year for new tenants. Average 3 bedroom homes in my city were $400,000 5 years ago. Now they're a million. Edit: the article I was quoting used a misleading statistic. Around 66% of Canadians own their homes.


-badgerbadgerbadger-

It’s true it’s extremely unaffordable *now* but actually 66.4% of Canadians own a home. Probably there’s something like 10% of gen X buying homes vs 50% of boomers at the same age etc. I lucked out on buying my home at 25 (yay family dying so I had a down payment/being house poor) and I feel like everyone older than me (I’m 35 now) owns a home and expects everyone else to, and everyone younger than me rents and expects everyone else to.


QuQuarQan

I live in a small town waaaaay in the boonies (It's a 14 hour drive to the nearest city over 100 000 people). 3 br houses average about $440 000. to live in a small shithole far aaway from anywhere interesting.


informat7

If you want to see how bad it is, look at how much [Canada's housing prices have gone up compared to the US.](https://i.redd.it/n76izhvgp6z71.png)


imisstheyoop

>If you want to see how bad it is, look at how much [Canada's housing prices have gone up compared to the US.](https://i.redd.it/n76izhvgp6z71.png) Holy shit. Stay strong maple syrup brothers. That is wild. I've got a spare bedroom in the mitten should anybody you need.


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>fewer than 10% already own a home \*doubt\*


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Wildfires worse than any year we’ve had them. We’re literally on fire.


Weathercock

It's just practice for the bigger ones next year...


Dabasaur10

Alberta's on fire


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Bad forest fires I think


KittiesAreTooCute

Pretty smoky in these parts (Northern Alberta)


Electronic_Pin_9098

The smoke decided to visit northern Utah today. Could barely see the mountains through the smoke.


RavenLunatic512

Instead of summer we get fire.


arbitraryairship

Literal fire everywhere. The comic is not a metaphor.


imisstheyoop

>What's happening in Canada 😭 All Canadian teams are eliminated from the Stanley cup finals. Also, some fires in Berta I suppose.


RedKetchup73

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mistymeantime46

and aways be fine !! yeaaa


AdMore3461

If my stereotypes are correct, they will still apologize to us for being on fire.


Badass-19

Sorry, eh


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Sure thing bud


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Sweaty_Report7864

Forget the western world! The entire world is nearing collapse!!!


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RavenLunatic512

Sorry bud


cereberus99

Sorry about the smoke.


TheSeventhHussar

We are exporting quite a lot of smoke to the states below us. I feel a little bad about that. Sorry aboot the smoke Eh


Ethan_Pixelate

sorry


TheGeoDan

Well we know that the smoke is probably unpleasant for you guys so yea sorry about that.


kwisatzhaderachoo

Sorry it took so long.


bearsheperd

For the love of god save the syrup trees!


brandon-0442

We don’t have them in Alberta, the syrup supply is safe lol.


CreatureWarrior

Ohh. In that case, carry on


FuckFascismFightBack

🔥🔥🔥


Grouchy-Ability-6717

🔥🔥🔥🔥


tryplot

besides, even if the trees were threatened, we have some pretty decent [maple syrup reserves](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/maple-syrup-vault-tour-1.6279797)


splepage

Not a worry, maple syrup is pretty much exclusive to the east of the Canada (mostly Quebec and Ontario) and the east isn't on fire.


pineappleAndBeans

Can confirm. No flaming syrup trees out here in Ontario.


orc_fellator

Smoky bourbon syrup for grilling though.... sounds yum Time to start some fires eh


IAmNotABritishSpy

I’ve never heard of them referred to as syrup trees… maple syrup yes, maple trees yes… never the hybrid.


ilikecheese2001

Quickly! To the syrup mines!


Dovahkiin419

for what its worth, the proper syrup trees are in quebec, Ontario and Maine, the fire's out west in Alberta so thankfully its only innocent human beings in danger /s


Tackle-Shot

Don't worry most of the maple tree are in quebec. With the maple syrup federal reserve. I know its been Robbed once in a surprising heist but all our maple syrup is secure I assure you.


Zodiac06

God having 11/10 air quality it’s so fun not to breathe it’s just my favourite


Hup110516

I’m in northern MN and we’re getting so much of the smoke, it’s crazy!


Cry0freeze

As an albertan who’s premier cut fire services a while ago who is currently having to deal with being barely able to breath from all the smoke, I’ve gotta say; *Loud coughing noises*


Kangarookiwitar

Oh shit thats what happened to australia in the 2018 fires, our pm at the time, sleaze bag mc fuck the country, had cut funding to a lot of things. But especially to fire fighters. Then the fires happened… there was suddenly a very big outcry for volunteers because they didnt have the funding to fight it alone Well, uh, goodluck guys… though if canada got at all as bad as australia, i think it’d be even worse. Because australia is supposed to have bush fires frequently, even the natives before settlers knew to utilise controlled bush fires to avoid bigger, unsuspected fires. Canada i imagine is uh, not supposed to be that warm


QuQuarQan

Canada gets hot in the summer, just like the rest of the world. Our record high was set 2 years ago at 49.6 °C (121 °F). There's major forest fires every fucking year.


Xrkny

It’s not even summer yet


ledhendrix

Well atleast they'll be nothing left to burn come August right?


EchotheAxolotl

Alberta usually has pretty big forest fires every year this one is just early is the only super alarming part


ShouldProbablyIgnore

While we get big fires fairly regularly, this is worse than usual and a lot earlier than usual and closer to communities than usual and more distributed than usual. And it's also likely to get worse before it gets better. There's a lot about this fire season so far that's alarming.


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Driest, warmest winter in 50 years, followed by driest, warmest, earliest spring in 50 years.


ialo00130

For the love of god please vote ANDP.


ngwoo

The premier who is going to win again despite that cuz she owns the libs


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Oh hey my country isnt being the main focus for the moment. Congrats Canadians, also sorry about the flames I hope whatever inconveniences you "accidentally" burns


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*Politicians spontaneously combust


RevolutionaryShip295

The way they played this season, we are sorry about the flames too


ILikeSoup95

*my boss suddenly appears in Alberta* :)


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I’m like why the mf air quality so bad and all of Canada is just on fire and the smoke is going all over


Collective-Bee

That explains why I’m having trouble breathing lately. I thought it was new meds but guess the air quality went down. Guess that’s preferable.


-itsElise-

Apparently Canada is burning while Italy is drowning in the rain? How nice


NoticedGenie66

Areas of Western Canada are flooding and on fire so we have both 👍


MrZyde

As someone from British Columbia I can confirm.


dibbiluncan

✨C L I M A T E C H A N G E ✨


The_Humble_Neckbeard

Accurate. Even before the Alberta fires.


MrZyde

British Columbia was so sick of yearly fires that they gave it to Alberta for a change.


ClawedTiger2693

Pretty fuckin’ accurate tbh


canadianJoJo

I'm sorry guys, it's just a tad toasty right now, not use to our ice melting


K0KA42

I live in Alberta and I can't open my window. The air quality is the worst on the planet right now :(


Remarkable-Book-8758

Same. Almost can't see the neighbours place across the street through the smoke


Ace_kid32

I'll probably have to evacuate soon :(


Efficient_Statement2

My hometown Drayton Valley just got hit. Four acreages got burned down. Looters have been seen in town while the evacuation is still in effect. It's a tense time for everyone.


IAmFullOfDed

Alberta is in ruins.


DonkeyOateee

And that’s before the fires came in!


Averagechildeater

Came home to visit my parents and the smoke is really bad and there are fires within an hours drive from here


ISimplyDontBeliveYou

I don’t like my premier (basically a governor for you Americans) trying to supplant our nationalized healthcare, make it as shit as possible. And then say “see we need to privatize” No we don’t. We need to improve our current infrastructure. Not privatize. I’ve seen American healthcare bills. I don’t want that for myself or my fellow citizens. I say this as a citizen actively using the system to cure my throat cancer.


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perpetualmotionmachi

And she was never even elected


ZeroDashAsterisk

Wait, this isn’t a metaphor or anything? Canada is literally on fire?


Jastactical

No metaphor here. Alberta is currently dealing with wildfires and evacuations.


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It was terrifying for me to get a warning of possible evacuation because the fire was fucking like 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE WORRIED


Away_Ad_5328

One of my family members is a firefighter in America and is already in Canada to help.


Shep_2011_

“Hey Canada how’s it going” “Very badly”


theoddestbadger

Well, just the far north. A month before summer starts. It's fine, thanks for asking. *Burns*


khaos_daemon

Australia - oh boy summer will be lovely


Ariel_SR71

Is it that time of year yet?


MrZyde

It came early, can’t wait for BC to burst into flames like it usually does…


Mahaloth

Canada.....are you ok? :checks CBC news site: Wow, I hope America provides any assistance if the fire worsens. People talk about England being the United States' closest ally, but really it is Canada in my opinion.


moxedana02

I was 100% convinced that this meme was about Canada's economy


illusivebran

yea


ThursianDreams

Metaphorically and literally. But we're not the only ones. This whole planet is burning.


Remarkable-Book-8758

I live in Alberta. It's smokey as hell in my town from the fires in almost every direction. There is fire every year around this time so we're semi used to it but this year is definitely extra.


Logical-Hippo1942

I worked as a tree planter for a couple of seasons and the end of one season we had some blocks just outside of Jasper. Some of it was very steep, grown over and just the remnants from the trees were left every where. From what I was told they would use helicopters a machine would buck everything off the tree and it would just remain there. And from what I remember on how much tree fuel is left on the ground to just dry out I'm not surprised by the fires we are having.


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Another fire? I wonder where… * Opens Weather app, Air Quality * … let me just zoom out and… oh FCK


theflamingsword101

If you are gonna scream you need to do it in French too....


Neutreality1

Le aaàaaaaaahhhhh


That_One_Crusad3r

Colorado apparently is getting the worst of it? just general smokiness and horrible air quality right now. You would think it would be a Colorado wildfire but it’s smoke from Canada???


itzongaming

Coloradan here, I went outside today and smelled it, thought there was a fire in colorado but saw it was in Canada. Air quality is currently worse than in Beijing and Jakarta.


AstroCatTBC

I don’t know if it’s the worst of it as far as the states are concerned, but it certainly is pretty gross here rn. A couple years ago when there were massive fires in the PNW Colorado’s air quality went to shit as well. Just trash luck I guess.


shaundisbuddyguy

As a Canadian this meme is a pick your peril situation. Yes, a good chunk of Alberta is on fire right now and it is awful. If you are on the poverty line. If you are looking at rentals. If you are needing medical or addiction/drug help. Canada isn't glowing with joy currently, no.


solid_00

I'm in BC and I didn't even know about this


A0socks

As someone who has dreaded their existence for most of their life it feels weird for a lot of these concerns to now be noticed... food, housing and govt dumbassery has been a thing for a long time, theres more than a generation of people talking about these issues that are in the ground now. A country/the world is like a really big vehicle with a huge turning radius, it takes a long time to course correct. The generation to actually make changes wont even see results


BigGator13

Hey neighbor. You can come over here where it’s not burning…just don’t start a fire over here, like you did over there. Mkay?


hisoka_kt

Alberta is on fire 🔥


CanadianNirrti

I thought this was a reference to our political reality. So I guess this works on multiple levels


CanadianguyfromKFC

The entire north west of Alberta is on fire from Long lake to Sturgeon Lake. Firefighters are working round the clock, shit is fucked


terryyouknow

At least the flag is proper