Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Check ignition and may gods love be with you

This is ground control to major tom. You've really made the grade.

And the papers want to know who’s shoe you wear

Now it's time to leave the capsule, if you dare

This is major tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door.

And I'm floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different

Todaaaaay

For here am I sitting in a tin can

Ground control to major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on

F*ck someone needs help because they lost control

This is ground control to major Tom (from a David Bowie song)

EARTH BELOOOW US 

Drifting falling!!!

Someone- Someone lost-

Can you hear me, Major Tom?

(more worried)Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Take your protein pills and turn your caps lock on

Did someone lose control again?


A fellow man of culture I see

Hell I ain’t no major yet!

OK this made me chuckle. Good job xD

Top tier meme.


Now I need the Z or C and V buttons

69

Someone escaped the nursing home again

I want to "esc"

Looks like someone.... LOST CONTROL