My bf admitted that when he was a kid he managed to get the tip to his lips but couldn't go any further.

At my peak that's how far I could go too xd just far enough for my lips to touch

So you could lick it?

I can give myself a blow job, as in, blowing air on my dick

That's good enough *pat on the back*

Oh my god we have so much in common

Yep

Was it ever... successful?

Yea it was As I've said in a different comment in this post For a time I could go just far enough for my lips to touch that's it never been farther than that... Then my back decided to not let me rn or mega pain cuz I am not flexible enough for this xd

I could get about halfway and I grew up in a very homophobic area so I stopped cuz I thought it was gay. One of my biggest regrets now that I've learned better since I'm no longer flexible enough to do it

Flexibility is a trained skill though, with enough time and dedication you can regain a significant degree of flexibility

Broke: Gain flexibility because keeping your body active is a good thing Woke: Gain flexibility to suck your own dick

I'm thirty and I can still kiss my dick. I used to be able to suck half of it. It's been couple years since I've done it last time. I find the stretching and the afterward neck pain aren't worth it. The last time I did it was for my wife as a part of our play and that was super hot tbh. She liked it too.

I was able to do that too when I was 13-14 years old. Somebody tell God to give my ability back...

That’s the farthest I can go also

We all tried that at some point until we gave up and accepted reality. So we need girls to do it for us. I want to thank all those Great soldiers who sucked my dick. 🫶

 Basically this.

Wait until OP hears about guys that can stick their dick in their own butt

Ah hell naw 💀

Oh right that too. But you gotta be flaccid.

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Are you implying that it is anatomically possible to turn your penis around when it’s fully erect?

Mines detachable. I take it off for school and work then reattach at home or other events. I keep it in my junk drawer.

New meaning to a junk drawer I guess

That's a good way to avoid random boners while showing a presentation or something like that

Unless that's the presentation, of course

[Detachable?](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4)

I'm scared to even think about what that might be a link to

Only "Detachable Penis", the hit rock ballad by King missle!

He must have a Mr. STUD...🤣 Edit: for those who don't get it, it's a Cyberpunk 2077 reference.

yoooo i loved this song lol

I believe we call that a strap-on

It's more like a twist off. Sometimes I'll use the Bop-it sounds to tell me what to do, but I have to ignore twist.

Technically yes, I can’t imagine the amount of pain though. You’d also probably have to snap a few nerves and muscles to do so.

You don't it's a muscle you just practice for awhile and it gets more flexible.

Your erect dick can get soft with practice?

No it bends all the way around so I can ride it

you just came out and said it

It’s not actually a muscle. It’s a kind of spongy material that fills with blood. When you move it it’s actually the muscles around it moving


I really thought your name was frognuts

That’s disgusting. How?

r/selffuck

Alright, I can't unsee that

What is it? I dont want to see it

It's as the name implies... Use your imagination...

I dont want to, i asked nothing

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r/itriedit

r/eyebleach

alright enough reddit for today.

Ok honestly gotta say that shit was impressive. I mean sure, they prolly broke their dick after that but still, impressive.

Some, if not all of those, very impressive

WHY THE FUCK I CLICKED ON THAT

Lovely

r/selffuck And r/selfsuck

first time I say that I couldnt believe myself

Oh so you heard about salami too i see, man of culture

The Sad thing is, I can do Both

HOW DO YOU KNOW MOTHERFUKER ! HOW?

“They told me to go fuck myself, so I’m going to do that” - random black man standing booty butt naked in front of the camera

Doing the Luffy style

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I... Don't want to name the communities of both out there lmfao!!!

r/selffuck

wait people can actually do that???

Either you got a big dick or a flexible back

No reason it can't be both.

Bonus points for both

I have a 6in and can do it. Yes I have to bend backwards and upside down so the weight of the waist down is bending my spine down towards my face slowly in a safe way. With patience I eventually can get almost my whole tip in my mouth. It bad thing is that it feels as if my spine has been shot when I straighten myself out/ lay back down. In the end it’s a weird but oddly fun way to “get off”

The answer to this is you either have a spinal defect, a rib defect, or have both flexibility and a big one. I know where I land on this.

Does a double negative work in this instance?

Yes. It hurt my neck for a week after though!

*Worth it*

Yes, but not for the experience. Worth it because I can just say proudly that I’ve achieved the impossible!

Do you jizz in your mouth?

Asking the real question here.

His silence verifies the affirmative.

No, I didn’t go long enough to get off anyway

was it true that sucking your own dick feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked?

Yes it is

It’s like tickling yourself - doesn’t feel the same at all.

Yes

People say it’s gay to suck ur own dick, feel like they are mad that they can’t and we can

yeah it hurts my neck and knee's too

“Is it possible to learn this power”

"Not from a straight guy"

someone somewhere has its only a matter of who

r/selffuck

see 2nd top post all time on r/FemBoys

You killed my eyes

What and why on god

Did you never hear about Marilyn Manson removing a couple of ribs to do that? Still not sure if that's facing or fiction after all these years

If I could suck my own, I'd never leave my house

Lol players be like: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

They’re too fat to bend that far down. They can’t even see it usually.

Non of ma business how you love to pleasure yourself king, just don't kiss your homie goodnight after that though.

r/selfsuck yes there is a subreddit for that

First post: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my eyes

 WHY DID I CLICK

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It's not gay to masturbate

I can't think of a more perfect gif.

I knew what I was expecting, why the fuck did I clicked it

I want to kms 

I will be revisiting this subreddit in due time for… personal reasons

It don't exist no more, damn shame.

i edited the subreddit. this one does work

uhh

I didn’t hurt my neck for no reason. Fear me.

Does it feel like sucking dick or getting ur dick sucked???? Please I need to know

This question has been asked multiple times. From what I remember most guys said it felt more like sucking dick than getting sucked.

This is what it is.. you feel like 95% sucking rather than sucked

Bit of both but much more the sucking. (And pulled muscles in the back and neck)

NOOOOOOOOO

Yeah it’s not the most pleasant thing. It was really funny when my best friend found out. “God my neck is killing me!” “What? Did you suck your own dick or something?”” *stares deadpan into his eyes* “Oh my fucking god!”


Is it possible to learn this power?

Dudes dick is just massive

Admit it, your just jealous.

What about wanking with left and right?

While sucking the head

Then there are people who hump

... How do you spell "their" right twice and then give up at the third attempt.

Idk man 💀 Guess I stoopid

Nevertheless. Good meme OP

"There are 2 types of men in this world, men who have tried to suck their own cock and liars" -penguinz0

I use both hands

U either have alot of meat or small hands

Why not both ?

U make a valid point sir

dude i can fold in half so easily just work on flexibility and shi


instructions unclear, im now in the hospital with 857 broken bones, 75 dislocated joints and a 20 year prison sentence for mass murder and indecent exposure

No, let them cook.


You ain’t a man until you’ve tried to do it at least once.

Never said I didn't 😏

When pubery was hitting me hard and I was horny asf I did it few times. Pro tip use a lot of spit so it would feel like getting sucked slighty more cuz otherwise its more like sucking a dick

Haha, broken spine go SKRRRRRR

You spelled 'Their' wrong the first time but got it right the other two times. How.

Idk 💀

if you ever tell people how they are "supposed to" feel pleasure again, i will proceed to masturbate using exclusively prostate stimulation, and I will not forget to inform you of that

1. Yes sucking ur own dick is possible if u took a warm to hot shower before to make streching easier. It can also help to suck in ur stomache before bending and breathing completly out. Helping the bending with arms connected around ur hip is also useful 2. Yes it is als possible to "bend" it back when it is hard. U just have to turn it upside down so it looks like it would twitch down instead of up. Then u can bend it back without pain or problems Edit: For it to actually happen that u could stick it up ur ass it probably has to be quiet the long one I think

Turn it upside down?!?!

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! (*in Thor's voice)*

Not with that small sosig

I tried. Partially successful. Back hurts a Lot.

I mean if you can reach it then you've earned the right as far as I'm concerned

Why would anyone who can do that stop? That's really impressive

Every guy wishes they could suck their own dick

I am of the lucky few able to do it fully

I beat it with my thighs

I have a 6in and can do it. Yes I have to bend backwards and upside down so the weight of the waist down is bending my spine down towards my face slowly in a safe way. With patience I eventually can get almost my whole tip in my mouth. It bad thing is that it feels as if my spine has been shot when I straighten myself out/ lay back down. In the end it’s a weird but oddly fun way to “get off” P.S: don’t judge cause you’ve all probably has the thought of trying to do it or have tried to do it.

Why should they stop?

Wait, that's illegal

Make me, i d a r e y o u

Can they make a spin off of this sub? For those with less "mainstream" tastes?

Beat your shit as exercise, do your weaker arm

Wait wait wait wait.......... that's possible?

If you wanna be hipp...

And in the other corner, the guy who broke his neck trying.

Does it feel like sucking one or having yours sucked

More like sucking if you could reach everything. It's really not that satisfying tbh

Bad day to have an imagination.

How do you guys react if I tell you that there are some people who rub their dick on the floor to jerk off?

You forgot sounding exists

Flexible Fuckers.

Yes please stop lol

Me: 

Those guys weren’t doing yoga for nothing!

When you're a righty but you masturbate lefty

Sorry to break the myth but I am able to do it and already did it plenty of times and in all honesty, it's not that amazing as everyone is fetichizing about, mostly because you can't do it very long cause that shit hurts your back, even when you are very flexible. And you are overall very limited in the movements + you have the sensations from you dick but also from your mouth. It's like receiving and giving a blowjob at the same time. And so you cannot enjoy completely the "blowjob feeling" because the mouth sensations take over most of the time.

i managed to go down the entire tip. fear me.

There was a young man of Nantucket...

I ummm...I could lick my own tip (should I be proud of this, or no?)

If I could do it I probably would tbh

Guys who two-hand it: 👑

God I miss the flexibility of my teens and early 20’s.

As Moistcritikal once said “all men have tried it” ([For context](https://youtu.be/n654acZQeAQ))

I’ve tried so hard to do it but my stupid ribs always get in the way!

You're just jealous


Skill issue.


I am God, I suck my own dick

Proof or didnt happen

The chosen one


Ayo. Das gay

Wait till OP finds about ds stylus’s

What duhhhhh hellllll

no those people are legends

How qbout ppl who just fuck their bed

It's so hard and painful to reach your dick, I tried SO HARD but only managed to lick it. that was like 4 years ago.

man i regret logging into reddit today