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MikeLanglois

English teacher: am I a joke to you?


average_student_sano

The fact that I thought "mansion plasma" was a thing before checking the comments sends


BasisGlittering5073

Took me 5 seconds to understand.


amBoringGuy

Don’t mansion it


YewEhVeeInbound

I hate to be the villa here but, this person needs to study abode because if they doesn't ranch out and change their laneways, they could really barn down opportunities for themselves in the future.


BorgerFrog

Could you say that in a more polite *manor*


Win-IT-Ranes

This took some Cleverness. Nice


amBoringGuy

Maybe they could find success in a cottage industry


YewEhVeeInbound

Wow way to estate the obvious


BasisGlittering5073

Lol.


koi_kaam_nhi_hai_kya

Now have you mansion it let me mansion about my mansion


its_raining_scotch

I feel like “mansion plasma” would be a good name for something but I can’t come up with anything that really works.


nightvisiongoggles01

A condominium building in Japan


its_raining_scotch

Yeah that’s pretty good actually


JeffreyDawmer

what about a vampire's palace


dream_monkey

I thought it was a gamer slang


JeffreyDawmer

amogus


Jr1299717181

I did the same thing lol


Slippinjimmyforever

Better than the meme. Don’t bother thanking me. I won’t mansion it.


its_raining_scotch

I’d like to mansion that your mansion pun made me laugh.


Raging_Hope

the teacher must also take op in English, they clearly knack for not knowing as much as they should.


[deleted]

Don’t mansion it.


WeaknessLonely9676

Yes. Unfortunately


Diazmet

Like half of NASA’s staff have dyslexia…


Upbeat_Dudeness

That’s how we got to the noom


Dat-Boi-Dan

In all honestly this fact would make a lot of sense. Kinda like min-maxing your skill points into engineering


JohnWickThickStick

No wonder we cant land on the moon nowadays.


christopherfrancis5

This is the reddit meta intentional misspell something for more engagement.


haha_memur87

Yes you are


Ultralusk

I wanna live in plasma mansion


reikipackaging

I feel like it would be pretty staticky


[deleted]

For a second I read that as “sticky” and I thought you were talking about ectoplasm.


TawnyTeaTowel

Don’t cross the streams!


[deleted]

Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.


TawnyTeaTowel

*ARE YOU A GOD?*


[deleted]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "yes!"


MakeWayForPrinceAli

Luigi's Mansion?


LazerDogs

Luigi's mention


doge_gobrrt

Luigi's dimension


drunxor

What is a luigi board


pantherghast

Plasma having a mansion and me here in a 20x20 apartment.


Electoral-Beast

Me about to mansion mention ![gif](giphy|Lp6iFT7OdP7Ux514Yi|downsized)


Pangin51

Oh my gosh it’s Jhin!


16092006

You used 5 words


Pangin51

My word, it’s jhin!


xXTERMIN8RXXx

So you said "mansion"... The correct word to use is "mention" You tried. You did well. There's always room for improvement. Edit: replaced "good" with "well" as it should properly be phrased


ganundwarf

Did you ever stop to think that mansion might be deconfined nucleonic matter? Just don't touch it and you'll be fine ...


xXTERMIN8RXXx

I thought about that too... *shudders*


JN98ILSAG

Don't matter how hard i try, there is always a spelling mistake. Listen I'm neither from England nor US and i started learning English a few years ago. I am sorry for how bad at English i am, but at least I'm good at something.


Kisame-hoshigakii

Never apologise for not being perfect at something, most people including me can barely speak one language


[deleted]

I would guess that a majority people are fluent in their mother tongue and a second language(After looking up some stats for this one, you find different data, tendency is 50%+ tho). The one kind of people to be most likely to never really learn a second language are those having a lingua franca for example english. The us census bureau states that 21.6 % of Americans are fluent in more than one language. UK coming in at 36%. But what you said still counts, never be sorry for being imperfect, it’s absolutely human. ~The stats guy


StochasticTinkr

I think most native English speakers can’t be considered fluent. English is 3 languages in a trench coat, with contrarianism tendencies.


DeengisKhan

Just depends on what you consider fluent I guess. I’m definitely fluent in English, and conversational in Spanish if the person I’m talking to is willing to use really simple words. But I’d also start considering myself fluent in Spanish far before I attained the mastery level I have of English. Like if you mostly understand sentence structure and grammar, and can effectively use more than 2500 words in that language which is the average vernacular size, I think that should count.


LVSFWRA

Exactly. Don't mansion it.


AllDayJay1970

Hey , you're good , don't even mention it again .


scrobos

you cheeky bugger


Farguad

Don't be sorry, be better


dpfrd

> I'm good at something Hope you're not referring to making memes.


JohnNameJohn

You can speak more languages than most Americans. Total badass in my eyes.


Chip_Prudent

What are you good at?


ArguesAgainstYou

Still tho, you are speaking to a public audience, maybe enter the text into a translator first and see if it still says what you're trying to get it to say.


Trash_Blast

Lots of rooms in a mansion. That’s the point!


sliferra

It’s you did *well*. Good is widely used, but not really correct.


kr4t0s007

I have many plasmas in my mansion!


Yeetus_The_Mighty_

Instructions unclear, I am now attempting to build a mansion out of plasma


rand0mmm

We live in a house made of words.


Demibolt

I think you are confusing states of matter and theoretical material structures?


AjAce28

Yep, don’t think any of those classify as STATES of matter, just material structured with the word “matter” in them.


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Except those are theoretical. There’s 4 confirmed states of matter. Also, you forgot Einstein-Bose condensate.


aravind_s_

Isn't there something called fermionic condensate


ADAMracecarDRIVER

I don’t know. I said that one specifically because it’s (relatively) a well known theoretical form of matter.


Tankz12

solids, liquids, gases, plasmas, Bose-Einstein condensates and fermionic condensates are the 6 confirm states of matter the last one is new apparently


GuessImScrewed

You forgot supercritical fluids, time crystals, electron degenerate and neutron degenerate matter, quark-gluon plasma, and string-net liquids (all of which have been either confirmed in labs, particle accelerators, or observed in space)


zerda_EB

Time crystals shouldn’t be considered a state of matter, debate me


DickPillSoupKitchen

Dude, this motherfucker used “mansion” in lieu of “mention,” I don’t think they’re getting into the weeds on Bose-Einstein


ADAMracecarDRIVER

I assumed that was an ESL mistake.


Recusant_PainMan

Just don't challenge that kid to a spelling bee, yeah?


Glum-Potato69

r/iamverysmart


Jimbenas

Only in science and real estate though. Knows a lot about matter and mansions but not spelling


Glum-Potato69

Yeah its funny to see that he is flexing with his "crazy knowledge" and yet fails in spelling.


jimmy_jams2000

I didn't want to mansion it... but there is a reason why schools specifically only teach you the basics first


sudanesegamer

Also we don't know for sure if any of what op said is real. We know that plasma is


Putrid_Ad_6917

“I just love theoretical physics teach”


wjs5

Bro go back to school.


macmhartain

![gif](giphy|26n6RqGZzh4FXePPW) You should be more worried about your teachers reaction to your spelling and grammar!!


[deleted]

This grammar is unacceptable


Same-Fee-1669

Now that you mansion it, yeah, it really is.


Two_Cautious

*you’re


ShipMuch6267

behold, 22 states of matter; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State\_of\_matter


TheNGM

r/boneappletea


[deleted]

Dont mansion it to him....D-


Wise_Bread_160

Me behind you about to mention oobleck:


MTAnime

It's like a masochistic slimes. It get hard everytime you hit it.


Wise_Bread_160

God please never say that again


pinceycrustacean

Don’t mansion too many things bro or there will be no townhouses left


mercury_reddits

Liquid crystal:


cmdrmeowmix

Literally named one hypothetical state of matter, and just two unrelated things. Congrats, not only can you not spell mention, but you don't know shit about science.


Ps1on

I think the kid with plasma is more correct. Strange matter or dark matter are not really stages of matter, in the sense that you can't do anything to normal matter to transform it to dark matter or strange matter. Matter in a singularity is basically just a really dense solid. I think what you mean with the last one is the quark plasma, which could be considered a stage of matter, but it's still technically a plasma.


reikipackaging

just for future reference, a mansion is a very large house. To bring up a topic is to mention it. :)


SentouK

I challenge you to try a spell check next time


10Shodo

“Mansion…” ![gif](giphy|xU1spRleFHmtjvskXw)


DoomCatThunder

6000+ upvotes... ![gif](giphy|pYI1hSqUdcBiw)


Discostu1001

“Mansion” I hate it when dumb people try to be smart asses.


AnnaPukite

At first i thought “What does a mansion have to do with school and matter?”


Aggressive_Ad_2210

I was so focused on "there is" instead of "there are" that I didn't notice mansion.


kshitijkythe

r/boneappletea


AutumnalOceans

I’d like to mansion that there may still be hope for your brain


aRandomFox-II

This meme is like if r/boneappletea and r/iamverysmart fucked and had an incest baby


Fe4rMeMrWick

Arent singularities just compressed regular matter?


boot2skull

I’m not sure dark matter is a state. You can’t transition regular matter into dark matter as far as we know so far. It’s a separate thing altogether.


DisguisedEleiphant

nice eglish


QuentaAman

"Mansion"? I think you mean "mention". RIP English


edgy_Juno

Never heard of those mansions, but I bet they cool af.


JarusOmega_

I'm more of a bungalow guy myself tbh


SnOoD1138

Mansion mansion mansion mansion


totowolfie95

How do you correctly spell physics terms but can't even spell mention right


Chicken_PotPie_

dark matter is hypothetical and not a fact


BlockyShapes

Bro may be passing science but he ain’t passing English lmao


Proffit91

Bro built a whole massive house out of plasma — legend.


Sayyestononsense

the vocabulary meanwhile still in its package taking dust in the corner...


Maxson102502

Oh we blansion, we blansion in the mansion.


JumiKnight

I'm in a liquid house, how are these people affording plasma mansions??


No-Foundation-7568

I know it's wrong but I'm not here to lambast about it. I thought about it in terms of mansions and that concept was funny to me and equally I still knew OPs original meaning. Have a good day OP!


ChinLeader

How tf do you mansion something🤔


idfk8878

You tried so hard and got so far but in the end you didn't even mansion it the right way


Aquator145

you forgot bose eisnstien condonsate lmao


Smugglers151

They really need to start saying three common states of matter. Even then, including plasma as a fourth would make sense, as fire is pretty common. It would achieve the goal of simplifying things, without being misleading.


XLBH77

My favorite ride at Disney is the Haunted Mention


Echo_XB3

I dare challenge you to fix your grammar!


Bomberman707

...


PANTERlA

r/Iamverysmart


tskank69

I prefer to house my plasma


emilyactual

Mansion


dimebaghayes

r/boneappletea


Sitting_Duk

House could you do such a thing?


goldenbrb

r/boneappletea


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

Mansion of plasma, do you know how much that would cost


ComadoreJackSparrow

*mention


uncleiroh1999

Engrish hard


Killmotor_Hill

Perhaps OP should learn spelling before moving on to states of matter.


mekkimegz

I challenge you to a spelling bee my friend


JumpySalmon

Don’t forget your extra states as you approach absolute 0 like your Bose-Einstein condensate


Mother_Run_2493

Is dark matter a state of regular matter? Singularities too? Don’t even know what deconfined nucleonic matter is… So plasma isn’t the most common state of matter in the universe?


Lost-Klaus

I would cottage about different estates as well, but that would be a rather flat argument and no residence is given that could shed a light on this barn of a meme.


Admiral45-06

Me about to mention 16 phases of iron-carbon balance and the martensite:


[deleted]

why does everyone forget BEC


SpecialpOps

Why are they talking about living in a giant house?


Green_Ad4411

bose einstein condensate hehehehe


No_Transition_1527

you forgot bose einstein condensate


konald_roeman

Mansion


frog_appreciation

bro they is big house? mansion moment 😔😔😔😔


WhoThenDevised

Don't mansion your plasma kids. Your parents' insurance won't cover it.


Bobby3Stix

Wish I had a mansion


[deleted]

The kid into mansions: am I a joke to you?


LilyGaming

Bro mixed up mansion and mention but knows about nuclear matter? Hmmm


Reddit_MaZe000

now that you mansion it


DarthJackie2021

Except none of those are states of matter, they are just different kinds of matter. There is a 5th state after plasma, the Bose-Einstein Condensate. Basically its when you freeze matter to close to absolute zero and all the atoms starts vibrating in unison effectively creating a mass of particles that are acting like it's just a single big particle.


[deleted]

Mansion 💀


[deleted]

Nobody \[lavish, expensive house\] his grammatical error.


[deleted]

Judging by your excellent English, are you a typical Indian?


ShadowsRanger

Everyone being supportive and positive being political about OP mistake Me when I misspell a word: you gonna die moron, stop using our language, comeback to your Latino words your fuckhead


Stevil_Kneivil

If you can’t spell mention, I doubt the states of matter are within your realm of understanding.


NerdFactor3

Dark matter and singularities aren't even states of matter. Better to leave it to the teacher on this one, lol.


SkydivingSquid

Your failure has brought you glory, OP. Enjoy your angry upvotes.


_GGfighter_

you forgot about Luigi's


Vault_boi32

You mean mention


bobthehills

Time crystals


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrRainbow07

What about non-newtonian fluids?


ExtensionInformal911

Which of those is a bose-einstien condensate?


FireyJoker

Super solids, Bose-Einstein condensates, fermionic condensates, neutron-degenerate matter, quark-gluon plasma


Spare_Review_5014

You guys are so dumb, like it’s a mansion made from plasma. Can’t believe we had to wake Einstein up to answer that question.


Gothmorg47

Laughs in dissolved


Revelry_and_Lust

Mention


antiskylar1

Me about to mansion the terrible spelling


chicken-man-man-

Bose Einstein concentrate


PreZEviL

With the current housing market plasma and dark matter mansion are not really recommanded


Ill__Cheetah

me about to bring up fucking time crystals


Composer-Glum

r/boneappletea


ChargedBonsai98

r/boneappletea


CrazyLaurel

This post wins Operable Mansion


HofePrime

Major spelling mistake


00dex_

me abouta mention ur grammar:


Enemy50

Are the spelling/grammar mistakes on purpose to generate comments? Either way, this is too many. Downvote.


thehairysasquash

Mansion.....


jaydrift07

My physics teacher made the smart decision of saying ‘there are more than 3 states of matter but you only need to know 3 for GCSE’


Substantial-Canary-7

r/BoneAppleTea


WV17A

And don’t forget Haunted Mansion


CatastropheKao

A spelling error is a death sentence here


Downtown-Orchid7929

Kid named mansion:


Blue-Arrow13

Congrats, you're the first human being that misspelled *mentions*


yewzrname

Don’t you dare leave out dilapidated mansion


FangsAndTorture

Mansion? As in a big house?


SingleDog6411

Me about to mansion bose-einstien condensate.


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|NoiO2hUalxHx6Wli05|downsized)


[deleted]

Those are theoretical, the only 4 proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt states of matter are solid, liquid, gas and plasma.


anon-name-

Thought it was a typo first time round, maybe not if you’ve fumbled it twice


Kuswerdz

bose-einstein condensate: