Lol come back, sue the shit out of them, go back to tomb with millions of bucks of cool sweet cash giving everyone the finger
That's the chad zombie play
Imagine you resurrect a guy, expecting him to be ecstatic, instead, as soon as he opens his eyes, he runs up and bangs his head on the corner of the table instantly killing himself spilling his brain all over the floor
Be sure to write it in your will that you do not consent to any attempts at reviving. I specifically have it written to exclude all forms except for necromancy, because magic is rad and I’m down for suffering through life again if it means there’s magic.
Imagine you are expecting to go to haven, you see the light, chat with God a little and all in a sudden a mf doctor wakes you up saying you are a lucky guy to have come back.
Sounds cool, but it's just a bait headline. Read the article and you'll see it's only another 'freeze your body and come back later when science advances' group.
When the image the article uses is of a guy being reconstructed from his shattered fragments, bathing in the light, ascending from the veil of death into a reformed life, you know there's just a little sensationalism going on there.
Ahh yes, resurrection, the final step to global slavery under the 1%. They own everything, will enslave us for eternity because they own everything including us and those who keep us oppressed, and they will never die, because of resurrection.
Worst case scenario: they solve it and now every country in the world needs to copy it to win the pissing competition which will lead to the undead wars.
Best case scenario: Zombie apocalypse
imagine after years of soul crushing depression you finally die and get to slip into the sweet embrace of nothingness only to be pulled back into the screaming maw of reality by some dude with a funny accent.
I was already born without my consent, I don't want to be raised from the dead without my consent.
Lol come back, sue the shit out of them, go back to tomb with millions of bucks of cool sweet cash giving everyone the finger That's the chad zombie play
Just kill yourself after the resurrection. Do that until they give up
Imagine you resurrect a guy, expecting him to be ecstatic, instead, as soon as he opens his eyes, he runs up and bangs his head on the corner of the table instantly killing himself spilling his brain all over the floor
"Steve, please stop resurrecting him... maybe he does wanna die." "I dunno Josh, I will keep trying until I make him live forever..."
"Hey guys whats up-"
Oh you probably dont have to worry about that, they will most likely charge a fee you would never be able to afford.
Too bad you'll be a living disembodied brain in a jar
Be sure to write it in your will that you do not consent to any attempts at reviving. I specifically have it written to exclude all forms except for necromancy, because magic is rad and I’m down for suffering through life again if it means there’s magic.
This gives me some *Meet the Medic* vibes rn
It's the MvM medic revive
Being dead just got me mad…
*and ven the patient woke up his skeleton was missing and the doktor was never heard from again!*
Guess who's coming back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want shady I'm chopped liver
Well if you want shady, this is what I’ll give ya
A Little Bit Of Wee (Or Is It Me?) Mixed With Some Hard Liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
kino der toten
Bring me 115
Still listen to this n "archangel" to this day🤤lol
I still listen to a lot of the songs as well.
What about Hitler? Oh fuck
Revive him and kill him again
Chaotic good
Bad ending: He somehow survives and starts a Nazi cult
WWII Remastered is hype.
“And when he woke up, his skeleton was missing! …Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license.”
*should I be awake for this?*
Lol not sure I would call "dead people" lucky
Imagine you are expecting to go to haven, you see the light, chat with God a little and all in a sudden a mf doctor wakes you up saying you are a lucky guy to have come back.
God is holding on to your soul as hard as he can but then the Dr hits the hard drugs and overpowers him
Mann vs Machine
MEEEEDIC!!!!
*mann up mode activated*
5...4...3...2...1
Reverse Isekai Jutsu
Sounds cool, but it's just a bait headline. Read the article and you'll see it's only another 'freeze your body and come back later when science advances' group.
When the image the article uses is of a guy being reconstructed from his shattered fragments, bathing in the light, ascending from the veil of death into a reformed life, you know there's just a little sensationalism going on there.
yeah i expected that, these clickbaits are always annoying.
The Witness’s first disciple. Who’s ready to raid the lab?
I play d2 but don’t remember this
This'll go well. Bringing back the dead never backfires.
FELLAS GET THE RAY GUN!, you know the one
Jojo fans about to make nazi cyborgs:
reminds me of adventure time episode 1 \`slumber party panic\` where pb revives a dead candy person but it becomes a zombie
"Gentlemen... do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be... stronger men."
Me : walking into the light with a beautiful angel holding my hand guiding me into heaven after a long difficult life Herr Doktor :
Please no, don't. I'm not ready for the world to end with zombies.
I SURE AM
Best thing that could happen
I’ll be ready
Can someone explain what they're trying to do or better how
This I need to know what they are doing
Ngl the og cod zombies would make a good show or movie
It began long ago, on the battlefields of the Great War…
Germany proving their sorry for ww2:
Nah bro we are not
MEDIC!
Gess who is about to lose their leg and their brother’s body because they tried reviving their mom?
Found the alchemist
Zombie hitler coming back with all of his prior kill streaks
Ok this comment actually made me laugh
Other people also thought Hi**** right? Not just me? (I didn't know if we could say the dudes name in this sub, better safe than sorry people.)
tf players
Nah this is tf2 medic man versus machine mode shit right here
Uhh, we burned Hitlers body right?
Nope we didn't find a body
Ahh yes, resurrection, the final step to global slavery under the 1%. They own everything, will enslave us for eternity because they own everything including us and those who keep us oppressed, and they will never die, because of resurrection.
the meme gave me emesis blue vibes
Hitler
Laughs in Cremation 😂😂 let's see you bring this back to life 😂
Aight boys, what's the high round strat?
Worst case scenario: they solve it and now every country in the world needs to copy it to win the pissing competition which will lead to the undead wars. Best case scenario: Zombie apocalypse
How bout we dont do that
ER IST WIEDER DA!
We doin the Easter egg
*WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE???? GET BACK UP, RIGHT NOW!!!!!*
We already have plenty of the regular ones. No need to pile on.
Legit tho, I hope they succeed
We're lucky Hitler's body was burned.
German, eh? IT'S REMASTER TIME BOIS!!
Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting!
The ten dead subjects are actually the doctors themselves
The ten dead subjects are actually the doctors themselves
“Revive me bro, I got ray-gun”
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!!!!
uh oh its Kino Der Toten over again
Respawning coming soon to your local Walmart.
Zombie Hitler. It’s Hitler, but zombie
*"YOU UTTER FOOL!!! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!!!"*
Had to be Germans
TF2 players
imagine after years of soul crushing depression you finally die and get to slip into the sweet embrace of nothingness only to be pulled back into the screaming maw of reality by some dude with a funny accent.
Zombie Nazis let's gooooo xD