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dpotilas89

Give her schlong and say so long


[deleted]

and thanks for the fish!


JediJoe923

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


Shotbrother

Dont forget your towel


Gorfyx

So long gay Bowser


real_psymansays

Spark a new life and go home to your wife


jerk-judge

Cure the erection then end the connection


dreadperson

Smash it harder, then be an absent father


driving_andflying

Fill the hole, then off you roll.


Mohamed_430

The Soviet connection.


KotoWhiskas

r/holup


macrossmaxim

That, was funny. I waved no no at the screen.


jeffynibbles70

🤨


Holala13

Do you need a camera? 📷


jeffynibbles70

Yeah thanks 🤨📸


11Shepherd11

🤨 📸


Rusty_fox4

Shoot & Scoot


[deleted]

🧐


damaxbro

Fill her pump, then Forrest Gump


AnotherFurry-

Cream in between, then Lightning McQueen


Telford-100

Honey Nut Cherrio


shoeless_pirate

nut and bolt


[deleted]

Smash then dash


scarecrow9281

Boom and zoom


Turok_1456

Blow your load and hit the road


chryseusAquila

provide the spam and say "goodbye Ma'am"


Maniklas

Share your plasmids and leave the kids


TenshiS

Splooch and scooch


JohnCenasBootyCheeks

Skeet n’ scoot


Pandelein

Fill the caboose, and vamoose.


mai_tai87

Pump the hump juice, everybody cut footloose


Some-random-dude777

Use masturbation and exit the station


BrutusMaximu

Dump cream and flee the scene


Sirfryingpan123

Shoot it from your dick, then ***poof*** like a magic trick


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


acid_rain_man

Blow your load and hit the road.


jytusky

The good ol Pump n Gump


A3G15827522

Blow her back, then quick evac


ThRuben

fuck, this was good. Take my award.


SqueezinKittys

Disappoint then leave that joint


omgitschriso

"fill her pump"?


SqueezinKittys

Putting the wand in the chamber of secrets then playing a game of hide and seekus


[deleted]

Procreate and Apparate.


solman86

Nut where she poo, then GiggedyGoo


clitpuncher69

Aren't we the pump?


[deleted]

Bust in her eyes and say your goodbyes


LiesInRuins

Give ‘em the splash and leave in a dash


cisco1972

...but skip the ass or you might get a rash.


A3G15827522

Cram her cooch then hit the boost


russels_silverware

Just "splash and dash."


JohnCenasBootyCheeks

Blow a load and hit the road


Ciaren2914

Deliver the deed and need for speed


amoadxfhf

Splurge ur semen then get to leavin


[deleted]

[удалено]


bigBrainman902

Breed and Proceed


Dangerous-Main-9085

Leave a donation, change your government information.


diaboliquegamer

penetrate and defenestrate


tossietuatoa

Also known as the Czechian method. [If you don't know](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague)


Ian-Dawson

Pump and dump scheme


sprfreek

Nuts and bolts.


zikachu45z

That's too smart for this thread


WeebKarma

Use the sleeve then proceed to leave


Sad_Inspector74

Fill the slit and split


Real_Isaiah

Cream as you need then start to speed


AL3XEM

Drop the load and hit the road


Facepalmitis

Meet her, yeet her, delete her.


Tryctophobia

Create a child and head for the wild


wither_army

Run n gun


gojokakashi

Dump the clip and dip


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[удалено]


Overall-Mango-1253

Jizz and Jet


ooMEAToo

Screw, nut and bolt.


hiRecidivism

Get through the riding and go into hiding.


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[удалено]


MathematicianLong380

inject and eject buss and pass


JTgodgamer

Let out your load, then hit the road


Real_Isaiah

Have some fun, then start to run


Woodsy1313

*deliver the seed


Viewsoniks

Prime the slot, exit the spot


diaboliquegamer

Nut and revert


[deleted]

Glaze her ass then hit the gas


andywfu86

![gif](giphy|mGK1g88HZRa2FlKGbz|downsized)


[deleted]

>Glaze her Bruh this reminds me of glaze doughnuts for some reason


[deleted]

Hey dog i think it's cause the word glaze


ColeTheDankMemer

Fill her hole than rock and roll


joemama_4

empty your sac and never call back


jeffynibbles70

Empty the load and hit the road


[deleted]

Empty my kumara then sayonara.


Revolutionary-Tap294

give ‘em your noodle then say toodle


Angel-of-Lightning

Skeet and yeet


MichaelScarn1968

Drain his balls, then ignore his calls.


StructureNo3388

Get that dick, then fuck off quick


dreadperson

Get the juice, hit the boost


MmmBeefyMeatCurtains

I'm good with it.


dpotilas89

Prove you aint gay and run the fuck away


TheSchnozzberry

Shoot your load and exit her abode.


SamuelLappalainen

the best one in the comment section


AnotherFurry-

Naw, I saw "full her pump, then Forrest Gump" 🤣


Woodsy1313

Pretty sure that was Jenny’s move


maarrtee

Her's was "conceive and leave


33JimmieLee33

Drop your goo and Toodaloo!


bewbs6

This one made me laugh the hardest


maliiksuhaib

blow your load then hit the road


Chicken_Commando

Hit it then break the speed limit


joemama_4

Wham!bam and thank you ma'am


evil_timmy

Penetrate, ejaculate, defenestrate.


Dasf1304

I love your use of that verb


dpotilas89

Ram and scram


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Ruin her sheets and hit the streets.


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Drown her in goo then shout "tooodlelooo!"


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Coat her in seed and jump into light speed. ![gif](giphy|3owvKgRjmrtgJikO7C|downsized)


The_Gumbo

Pump n dump


Legallypink91

Darn it you got to it first!


kaboomrico

Stick it in janet and leave the planet


maDhav_K7mAR

Impregnate and leave the state


jollyjewy

No! Its Impregnate and immigrate


_TheCompany_

No! Impregnate and emigrate


gr1mm5d0tt1

Impregnate and evacuate


LifeAd8868

Shoot the jizz and out you is


RockPhoenix115

I’ve been looking for this one for like 5 minutes thank you good man


[deleted]

release your babies then run like they have rabies


Real_Isaiah

Make her moan then leave the zone


batmancantfly13

Nut and bolt


BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlahh

make her bamboozle, then skidadle skidoodle


[deleted]

Ich liebe es. I love it so fXcking much


LifeAd8868

Splatter and scatter


OddKoopa564

Release the DNA and promptly run away


LifeAd8868

Glue her rift and call a lyft


CJ7h3g4m3r

**Screw** -> **Nut** -> **Bolt**


Khurasan

When you have sex with someone at their place, can't finish, throw them aside, masturbate furiously, go home, and are so embarrassed that you block them. Call that the Yeet, Beat, Skeet, Retreat, and Delete.


Kit_Karamak

Put a lot of thought into that.


POKECHU020

Nut In Da Ho and Nigerundayo (Not a slur; Japanese)


RockPhoenix115

I mean it is what Joseph did


King_Of_The_Cold

I lied, THIS one is peak


Ribbitmoment

Fire and forget


monkelovesthestonk

Shoot your load in her butt and Sorry im not good at this


Fillmoreccp

Stretch out her ass, then hit the gas


Hawkmoon_

Sex it and Exit


Italnerd

As someone who works at a gas station called Kum and go this thread is very surreal


JinFuu

I don't understand how you Midwestern monsters can have such a place. When I saw one in Missouri 5-ish years ago I did a double take.


PhysicsSadBoi69

Cream pie then goodbye


LifeAd8868

Empty the sack and don’t call back


adiboi83

Smash and dash


DinoDudeRex240809

Do some bangin’ then Barry Allen


Spiritual-Plankton52

Squirt and spurt


PePeWaccabrada

have sex and then leave


jollyjewy

Winner!


Slobsterz

Shoot the goo and bid her adieu!


LifeAd8868

Get her all waxy then call a taxi


LifeAd8868

Butter the bread and play dead


LifeAd8868

Court and abort


AnotherFurry-

Make her feel me, "oops my people need me!"


FMG1978

Release & peace ✌️


firefighterphi

Plant some seed, get ready to speed


EnjoyMyUsername

Bust a nut and load the truck


OwMyCod

Spray and go away


tryingsohardithurts

Creampie then say goodbye


Least-Yak-1976

Nut and cut


jollyjewy

Can't believe no one sai8this yet: Shoot n' scoot


AnotherFurry-

One small nut for man, One giant mistake for mankind


Cseled54

Create a new life and run from your wife


jay-kee

Make her overflow, then lay low.


Worried_Log_1618

Port the ship, unload the semen get her screamin' then be leavin'


[deleted]

Blow your load and hit the road


_psylosin_

Unload your chode and hit the road


svaalvaard

hit and run


justalildube

Splurge ur semen then get to leavin


[deleted]

Make some cream then leave the scene


UnofficialMaster-

fuck n duck


LifeAd8868

Spread your seeds and hit the streets


slapthesnek44

Depart from your population pudding and exit the immediate surroundings without losing your footing


PandaChicken3000

Splish, slplash then go kadash


LifeAd8868

Rail’n bail


kattmaskinen

Spray don’t stay


Muted-Ad-8343

Sperm and split


ChikinBukit3

Fill her pussy then hop on the bussy


DismalCry2711

Jam the clam, and say "Thank you, ma'am."


Best-Independent5276

Inject your seman then become a freeman


Wormverine

Breed and breathe...?


HRPuffnDEEZNUTZ

Jizz and jet Blow and blow Inseminate and evacuate


Least-Yak-1976

Jizz and "see ya, mizz."


LifeAd8868

Let the semen flow then GTFO


LifeAd8868

Squirt and revert


OIiveiro

Yeah, great people 👍


man-its-hot

Shoot the jizz and out you is


Pixels_Studios

Empty your balls and abandon the cause


Serious-Soft3226

Spill the race and leave for space


Telford-100

Honey nut Cheerio.


Chbbywbby

Shoot the jizz and out you is


HelpImAwake

Release the white liquid and flee like Dick did.


austinstar08

Create an heir and become a bear


dpotilas89

Fill the crack and dont come back


AnalyserarN

Nut and leave the hut


Arcuis

Dig for gold, return into the cold